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Oh, you look so pretty. Oh, thank you.

I'm so excited.

I know, me too.

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe we're getting married together. I know, we've always wanted

this. I know. And so that has worked out too.

I know, right? It worked out perfectly.

Okay, do you think we're ready?

Yeah, I think we're ready.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, our bouquets, they look so nice. I know, right?

The forest, they look so pretty.

It's perfect.

Look at us.

Huh?

Is this just us? They're here?

Oh, good.

Wow. Oh, my goodness.

Wow. You look amazing.

Thank you. My girl's getting married.

I know.

Thank you. Wow.

I can't handle this right now. You look amazing.

You look so good.

Wow.

I just can't believe.

I can't have that. It's okay, it's okay. It's perfect.

Oh, thank you.

Oh,

Dad, I'm shaking.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's a really big deal. No, it's okay. It's just a wedding.

You just look so beautiful, just like your mother. I just love you, Dad.

Yeah,

well, I remember.

I know.

It's so awesome.

Just hope the guys get here.

I don't know what they're doing.

What do you mean?

Do we know where the grooms are?

I haven't had any sight of them at all.

Oh, they'll be here.

They'll be here for us.

Okay.

Time is of the essence.

They're not even supposed to be in our dresses anyways.

Come on.

That's true. You're right.

It's true. They're not going to get cold feet.

Don't know.

They're here.

They're probably here. You probably just haven't seen them yet.

I don't know how I feel about this right now. I mean, who's going to lead to

their own wedding?

I know. I have a really, really bad feeling about it. I mean, the girls are

looking perfect.

The guys, they're a no -show right now. They don't turn up.

I mean, no, I'm... I know, right? I gotta tell you, I honestly know we're

have a good time.

They're fucking losers. They're bums. I mean, listen, they've always been trying

to punch money off of me. They're like, see ya.

See ya. See ya. See ya. See ya.

See ya. See ya. See ya.

See ya.

See ya.

Can't wait. It just looks so beautiful.

We have to try our best. Be there for them.

Be real men. I know.

I mean, they just have the best of party like that. I know.

I know.

We'll get there.

It's okay.

We'll give them a little bit more time. We'll give them a little bit more time.

I mean, do you think that would... Yeah.

Yeah.

So, girls, it's about time.

It's about time.

Oh, my goodness.

Are you ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready, guys?

I'm ready, people.

Yay. Ready.

Let's go.

No.

No.

You don't fucking deserve that. You don't deserve that.

I can't believe this.

Fuck that.

How low were you still, right?

Asshole. They're the worst.

They're fucking losers.

I told you, they're fucking scumbag losers.

Clearly, clearly.

I don't think there's any dispute in that.

I can't believe it. I mean,

they didn't just stand up. Our girls, they set up their own families too.

What's going on?

We've been forever planning this. I can't believe it.

I'm dreaming of it.

We planned it for so long. It was supposed to be perfect.

It was going to be perfect.

We're going to lose our virginities together.

I'm fucking puking.

They're going to pay for everything.

They're going to be paying for it, alright?

They're going to be paying for it, alright?

Everything,

hey? Everything.

They're going to be paying for my fucking daughter's broken heart.

I just can't believe they would put us in this situation.

It's so embarrassing.

What are we going to do?

And then, what are we going to do to help them? Because we can't leave them

this.

This was supposed to be that big day. This was supposed to be that big day

they've been dreaming of their entire lives and they ruined it. You fucking

bastards.

I'm beside myself right now. I am beside myself. I do not... I mean, this is...

The virgins?

Are they going to lose their virginity tonight?

So, I mean, do you think that... I don't know, I mean, just...

hypothetically, do you think maybe that's something that maybe me and you

help them out with?

What?

Get a gigolo or something?

No, no, no. I mean, maybe we could help them lose their virginity. Maybe we can

pass them... Yeah, I mean, we're close friends, family friends. I mean,

keep it in the family, as they say.

I know, but isn't that a little... Yeah, but I mean, listen, real dads go above

and beyond.

For their daughters, you know what I mean? Like, real dads go above and

that. I think we should do it.

I mean, I don't really know of any other way to turn this man around.

I guess he'd run about as he would think.

Yeah, why don't you do it?

Yeah, I mean, you don't wait with words. Yeah, and I do. Come on. I do.

Okay, sure.

Hey, girls, women, I know this is

really awful.

It's horrible.

I think maybe we have an idea.

Okay. What can fix this?

Okay, well, you girls had such a wonderful evening planned.

We were just talking and I think maybe

my little girls wanted to lose their virginity.

Maybe we can do that for you

too. What?

Dad, what are you talking about?

Maybe we can help you lose your virginity.

What? Ew, Dad.

No, no, no. Let's vote it.

Don't think of it like that, okay? It's like, it's just that, you know, we love

you so much, and we hate to see your heart broken like this, that, you know,

we'd help you out by taking your virginity, and we could, uh, help you

Yeah. Well, help you both. Hey,

what are fathers for, right? What?

What?

Dad, that's disgusting.

I would never do something like that.

Can I talk to you? I mean, yeah, my...

You girls talk about it.

Maybe because we wanted to lose our virginity.

I don't know.

That's, like, really weird.

I know, I know. But you know my dad, and I know your dad. Yeah.

And your dad's kind of hot.

Your dad's really hot.

Yeah. I mean, no one else can know.

Yeah. I don't know. I'll do it if you do it.

I mean, we've been waiting for this night for so long. I know.

I know. And just, what if I hook up with your dad?

And you can hook up with my dad. Yeah?

And it won't be as weird.

I don't know. I don't want to be naked in front of my dad. We'll come see all

that. He won't look.

I mean, like, if you think about it, like, I could hook up with your dad. You

can hook up with my dad. And it won't be as weird.

I just think it's a bitch in the better night. Your dad is pretty cute.

And your dad's hot.

I'll always talk to your dad.

Okay. Yeah?

I'll do it if you do it.

Okay. I know we've wanted this.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

So, what do you girls think?

Um, we decided we would do it, but no one, like, no one can know.

Oh, mum's the word.

Yeah, of course.

But wouldn't, you know, gentlemen.

It tells, right?

It just so happens your father is our gentleman.

Absolutely. And we will be gentle. Yeah.

We'll take a knife and blow.

Well, I'm not leaving with my dad.

You're not leaving?

No.

And I don't want my dad to see me naked.

No, you can't even look, Dad.

You can't look.

Okay, sure. Yeah, of course.

We just want you to.

Be comfortable.

Yeah.

Happy. I mean, we may not be able to save the wedding day, but maybe... We

save the wedding anything.

Exactly.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. But yeah, you have to go slow.

Of course.

Should we start it?

Yeah.

Sure.

I don't know, guys.

Maybe you two can...

Get acquainted first.

Yeah. Warm each other up.

Okay. We'll be here.

How do we start? What do we do?

Why don't you give Mr. Mountain a little kiss and I'll get a little more

acquainted with your friend.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Don't be nervous, okay, sweetheart?

Okay. We're not in some happy way today. I just care about you so much. We'll

make it up. Especially after what's happened today. Yeah.

We just want to be there for you.

That's really nice of you guys.

Oh my god, you naughty girl.

Dad, don't look, babe. I don't want you to see anything.

Okay, I'm not looking.

Oh my god, such a nice look. I couldn't

help but notice it looks just like your mother's.

And your daughter is very pretty too.

She has your tits.

I'm just busting your chops, buddy.

Such a beautiful little person. You have such a beautiful little person.

I think maybe... It feels good.

Maybe my daughter should get a child.

Yeah? Yeah.

Juniper, your dad thinks that we should help each other get warmed up.

I feel a little nervous.

I would like that. You've got a little help, right? You two are best friends.

Yeah. And we've kissed before.

Maybe you two will do a little more than kissing.

Yeah. You know, we'll get there.

Yeah.

These are so nice. Thank you.

Thank you, Francis.

Is it okay with you? Yeah. I think it's a great idea.

There are a couple of them.

Thank you.

Thank you. Be careful with your back.

Thank you.

Nothing's going to happen to us.

Yes.

That's my girl.

You're doing such a great job.

Why don't you two go?

Oh my gosh, you're such a pretty pussy. Thank you.

Hold your hair.

Bye. Bye.

Nothing you wouldn't have done if your guy didn't stand you up.

She's just so fucking excited.

Your dad is such a nice guy.

That mama there.

Annie, your daughter is real tight.

Not like her mama there.

It's really good.

Yeah. Open your legs.

Open your feet.

Yeah. He likes to see my pussy.

There you go, baby. Oh, my God. That's amazing.

Wow, Jennifer, you really... Dad!

You're doing your job.

Dad!

I'm proud of you.

Dad!

I'm so glad we could do this talk to us. Dad!

Especially after the thing that they had.

Dad!

Sweetie, how are you feeling?

Come on.

Be worth of it. Be worth of it. Oh, wow.

Come on, get back in there.

Get back in there.

Grab your pussy.

Grab your pussy.

No,

I'm not!

No, I'm not!

Yes.

Dad, you do taste good.

Your tie is stretching me out.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Martin.

He's really good at it. Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

That's my drugs.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Look at you, kicking charge.

Sweet girl.

I remember when you had training wheels.

Stop!

They're embarrassing me, Dad. I'm just so proud of you.

All right, now, sweetheart, you move your fingers so I can get in there.

You want to get a little more speed on it?

Yeah.

I'll do it.

something.

What the fuck are you... What?

Maddie!

That's your dad!

I mean... Yeah? I kind of want to swap.

Juniper. Yeah?

I kind of want to swap.

You want to swap?

Yeah. Like, our dad?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

I mean... Why not? We're losing our virginity today. I'm the father of the

bride. If I'm supposed to walk you down the aisle, it makes sense.

Walk you down the...

Okay, Dad.

Yeah? You're done?

Yeah. I can't believe we're about to suck our dad's dick. You already did.

I'm a little excited.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you sure you're okay with this, Dad?

Sweetheart, tonight was totally ruined. I want to help, however I can.

Sweet. Your mouth feels so good on Daddy's dick.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

I love it, baby. I love it. You suck it so much better than your mother.

You definitely take after her.

Oh, yeah, jerk it.

Jerk it, baby. Yeah, yeah, like that. Okay, Dad.

You're such a good girl for your day.

Oh,

my God. Thank

you, God.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes, just like that.

It's so good when you follow God.

Yeah, like that.

You're constantly getting my mouth down.

Really, I'm just trying to see how you're feeling.

What?

I'm watching your titties. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

You like that, though? Yes, I love it.

I love it.

Lean back a bit, baby. Lean back a bit.

Yeah, lean back.

You like that?

I can't believe we're doing this, Dad.

Good job, baby. Good job, baby. Good job, baby.

Good job, baby. Good job,

baby.

You want me to put it inside too?

Yeah. You want it in your pussy?

Yeah. Put it in your pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. It's so good.

You think it's good? Oh, it's so good, sweetie.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

What did you just say?

You just made me calm down.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Perfect, sweetheart.

Keep looking right here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You're fucking your dad. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not a piece of shit fucking ex -fiance.

Oh, man.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

The girls catch on so fast. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I love it. You grow up into a natural.

Oh, my God.

Spread your ass. Spread your ass. Good.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's just...

That's my secret.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that, Daddy.

Yeah, Daddy.

You don't need to cry anymore.

What do you do, Dad?

Yeah.

Yeah, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

It feels so good.

I'm busy to make you come.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, at least they're not virgins anymore.

Now what do we do with the honeymoon we got?

I guess we're going on a trip.

Going on a vacation.

That's bad.

That's bad.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you just said that. I know.

He's so conscious anyway. Right?

I forget the fact, Dad.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm so well -serviced. I know.

Dad, take us on a honeymoon.

Yeah.

You guys down, Dad?

Yeah.

Of course.