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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:20,180 Hey, Mom. 2 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:21,380 Hey. 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,600 Um, are you busy? 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,240 All right, what's going on? 5 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:30,760 Um, can I ask you, like, a question? 6 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:32,840 You can always ask me anything. 7 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,080 Yes, of course. 8 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,220 Okay. 9 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:45,240 Um, actually, like, um, no, never mind. I'm just gonna, uh, sorry. 10 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:47,120 I was just... Okay. 11 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,990 No, you can stay. It's all right. What is it, honey? 12 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:53,110 I don't... No, it's stupid. 13 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:55,330 Ah, you're uncomfortable. 14 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,970 It's okay. You know you can always come to me with anything. 15 00:00:58,770 --> 00:00:59,930 What's the matter? What's up? 16 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:07,550 Um... Mom, you know about, like, you know, like, anatomy stuff, right? 17 00:01:08,170 --> 00:01:09,530 Well, of course. Yeah, I'm a nerd. 18 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:11,050 Yeah, why? 19 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:15,690 What? I was just, like, wondering, like... 20 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:19,120 Do you know about, like, male anatomy stuff? 21 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,860 Think so, yeah. 22 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,160 Where's this going, baby? What's going on? 23 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:33,080 Like, I was just wondering, like, what's, like, the average, like, 24 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,580 penis size? 25 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,760 Um, okay. I understand why you were uncomfortable. 26 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,760 Um, so... 27 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:49,850 In the non -erect state, it's 3 .1, I believe, is the average. And then the 28 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:52,910 erect average size is 5 .1. 29 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:55,450 Like inches? 30 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:56,630 Yeah. 31 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:57,650 Oh, okay. 32 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,750 Yeah. Are you worried about it? 33 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:01,850 What's the matter? 34 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:09,310 I was just kind of curious, you know, like, because I kind of, 35 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,310 I believe. 36 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:16,810 You know kind of dumps himself with like a couple girls and like I asked him 37 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:23,630 like What they if I thought that you know My foot like it was big or 38 00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:28,610 not and like they said it was but I don't know if they were like 39 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:35,310 Being like honestly, they're just being like nice to me Yeah, I mean it's normal 40 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:38,550 to go through that. I mean you're wondering how you stack up against your 41 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:39,590 friends, right? I guess 42 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:41,769 Yeah. 43 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,590 Sorry, Mom. This is weird. 44 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,190 No, it's okay. I think everybody goes through that. 45 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,390 Have you ever measured it? 46 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:55,710 No. I was going to, but then, like, what's, like, the 47 00:02:55,710 --> 00:03:02,590 best way to, like, measure it to make sure it's, like, you're measuring it, 48 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,509 like, the right way? 49 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:07,250 Yeah. Well, you just put it down against the pelvic bone. 50 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,860 And measured the length. 51 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,760 Okay. 52 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,080 Yeah. 53 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,720 That's not a big deal. You were so stressed. 54 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,740 You looked so worried about it. Sorry. 55 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:24,500 Yeah, I just... You know what? Why don't we do it? 56 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 I'll help you out. 57 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:27,820 Okay? 58 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:28,980 What? 59 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,740 Yeah. It'll be all right. 60 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,100 Let me go grab something. 61 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,060 What? 62 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,480 Hang on. I'll be right back. 63 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:36,860 Okay. 64 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:50,450 Don't worry, honey. 65 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:56,850 Now lay back. 66 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:59,670 Well, I can just do it, Mama. 67 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,110 You can? 68 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,590 No, you can't. 69 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:06,370 Lay back. It's okay. Don't worry. I got this. 70 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:13,570 You get a measure? 71 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:14,930 Yeah. 72 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:17,730 I mean, you're my kid, right? 73 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:19,860 No big deal. 74 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Look. 75 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,920 Okay. Flaccid state, right? 76 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:31,140 Yeah. 77 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,280 3 .1. Let's see. 78 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,880 Oh. 79 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:42,960 What's that cluster for? 80 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:45,620 Yeah. All right. Let's see. 81 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,080 Not so bad. 82 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,100 Okay, cool. Don't be worried or stressed about it. 83 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,860 You feel better now? 84 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:56,900 Yeah. Yeah? 85 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,160 Okay. 86 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:01,260 Well, then let's try it in the erected state as well. 87 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,880 So you can make sure, so you can get all your worries out of the way, you feel 88 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:10,940 comfortable, you know exactly how you, you know, measure up, so to speak. 89 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,780 Okay. Yeah. 90 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:16,940 Well... 91 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Go ahead. 92 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,920 Oh, yeah, I gotta get hard. 93 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,880 Yeah. 94 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:26,820 Here. 95 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,640 Let's see. Would you like some lube? 96 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,080 Uh, okay. 97 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,880 Yeah? Yeah. Okay. 98 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,660 Should I just, like, go to my room or something? Yeah. 99 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,720 Well, no, I mean... It's a good day right here. 100 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,410 Okay. Should I, like... Honey, it's not a big deal. 101 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:53,610 I've been looking at pieces in a professional way for a long time, so 102 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:54,610 worry about it, okay? 103 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:56,410 So just... It's just your anatomy. 104 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:57,770 Okay. 105 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:04,590 Don't be embarrassed, honey. 106 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,050 Can you, like, close your eyes for a moment? 107 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,110 Oh. 108 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,230 Really? 109 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:11,710 Okay. Alright. 110 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:23,930 I mean, it shouldn't take very long. You're very, you know, you're young. It 111 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:26,690 probably gets erect pretty quickly, I'm guessing. 112 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,810 Is it hard now? 113 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:31,990 Um, not quite. 114 00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:33,270 No? 115 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:39,430 How about now? 116 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,650 Um, not yet, Mom. 117 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,820 Is it good? I'm going to peek. 118 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,500 Let me see. 119 00:06:55,540 --> 00:07:00,580 Oh, okay. Not quite. Sorry. I was just a little nervous. 120 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,900 Oh, honey, I told you there's nothing to be nervous about. 121 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,780 It's perfectly natural. 122 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:17,120 If all you want to do is know what size you are, I mean, every young 123 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,700 man gets insecure about that at some point, so don't worry. It's okay. You 124 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:21,700 keep going. 125 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,230 Do you need some more lube? 126 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,270 Um, yeah, okay, Mom. 127 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,510 Yeah? Yeah. 128 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:41,210 Oh, where did it go? Did I lose it? 129 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:45,170 Here. You know what? Let me just help you out, okay? 130 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,590 Okay. 131 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:50,950 You'll probably get more erect this way. 132 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:55,090 Well, Mom, I know. When someone else stimulates you, you know, it's not quite 133 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:56,650 the same. You get more of a reaction. 134 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:59,970 And we'll get a better measurement because it'll be more accurate. 135 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:01,770 When it's fully erect. 136 00:08:02,330 --> 00:08:04,790 Because someone else is doing the work. 137 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,130 Okay, well. 138 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:11,850 It's... Because you're, like, professional. 139 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:13,510 So it's not, like, weird. 140 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:15,510 I guess. 141 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,150 You aren't feeling like this is weird, are you? 142 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:21,810 No. Baby, it's okay. Don't worry. 143 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,530 Okay. Trust mommy. 144 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:24,930 Okay. 145 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,920 Oh, it's getting harder now. 146 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,080 Let's see. 147 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,919 Let's do a little trick here. 148 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,100 Let's do a little trick. 149 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:45,940 All right. 150 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Mom, that's not going to work. 151 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,120 Well, that's one way. 152 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,840 The perineum can be very sensitive, and so can the anus. 153 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:05,540 Oh, okay. 154 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,380 Okay. 155 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,760 Let's try a little more lube. 156 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,260 Okay. All right? 157 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,660 To get a good measurement, it has to be nice and hard, right? 158 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,080 Yeah. 159 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,760 You feel like it gets harder than this 160 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,920 Do you think it can get harder? 161 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,280 I think like a little bit. A little bit? 162 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500 Yeah. 163 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,700 Alright. Well, it looks pretty hard. 164 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,120 Now that's more like what we're looking for. 165 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,480 Right? Yeah. 166 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,960 Like, almost seven. 167 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,420 Yeah? 168 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,700 Wow, you know, I think that's bigger than your dad's. 169 00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,460 Is it really? 170 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,620 Yeah, let me see that again. 171 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:13,380 There you go. 172 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,470 Okay, that's good. 173 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:25,150 Are you happy? So see that, baby? You're above average. 174 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,030 That's cool. Good. Yeah. 175 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,170 Perfectly normal. 176 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,710 Okay, Mom. Thanks. 177 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,690 Oh, you're welcome, sweetie. 178 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,150 Anytime. 179 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,540 I wouldn't want you to be worried about anything. 180 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:05,520 Okay, we probably don't need to... Well, we probably don't need to... Because 181 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,160 we've measured it now, so... Oh. 182 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:14,040 Well, you need to ejaculate because you're hard, right? 183 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:19,320 You have this erection. I mean, when was the last time you ejaculated? 184 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,720 A couple days ago, I think. 185 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,320 Yeah. 186 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:30,640 Well, for good prostate health, it's important to ejaculate regularly, right? 187 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,660 Oh, okay. 188 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,880 So, I'll just help you out with that a little bit. 189 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:39,820 What do you think? 190 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,540 I mean, I want you to be nice and healthy. 191 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 Okay. 192 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:36,260 I'm sure, like, it's not like... Like... 193 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:42,480 What? Uh, nothing. Like, just... 194 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:48,260 It's important, baby. 195 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:56,820 Just, um, you know, treat this like an exam. 196 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,700 Sexual health is important too, you know. Yeah. 197 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:11,500 Your father doesn't need to know about it though, right? 198 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,360 Oh, okay. 199 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:18,020 You 200 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:27,680 know, 201 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:28,880 Mommy has a special toy. 202 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,840 Maybe we should use that instead. 203 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,420 What do you think? 204 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,920 Okay. Yeah, that might work. 205 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020 Okay. 206 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,920 That might be a better idea. 207 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,900 Okay. Just close your eyes, okay? 208 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,740 Close your eyes and relax. 209 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,320 Just pretend you're somewhere else, okay? 210 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980 Okay. 211 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,940 Just like keep my eyes closed? 212 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,580 Yeah, baby. 213 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,960 Just keep your eyes closed. Okay. 214 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:15,620 Alright. 215 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,140 You feel my hand? 216 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,500 Yeah. 217 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,940 Okay, now here comes the toy. 218 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,220 Okay. 219 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,220 Just really good Just 220 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:57,260 pretend 221 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,780 It's like a medical exam, right? 222 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,460 So it's not bad. 223 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,620 You measure up so well, baby. 224 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,440 Especially next to Dad. 225 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,940 You have nothing to worry about. 226 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,640 Just shh. 227 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,460 Okay? Yeah, yeah. 228 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,639 All right. 229 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 Thanks, Mom. 14619