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Where's the grocer?

He'll be here. Don't worry.

He'll be here. No, no. If Billy doesn't show up soon, I'm telling you what, we

are not going to have a party tonight.

Don't worry about it. How can we have a party if we don't have any food, huh?

Chill out. No.

I am really worried about this. Honey, we've been planning this party for

If we don't have the grocer, we don't have a party because we don't have any

food. Don't worry about it. I'm going to plan it.

You always say that.

I do.

You know he's always late.

Well, I want to start preparing now, though. I don't want to have to leave

everything to the last minute.

I mean, not now.

We've got time.

No, we don't.

No.

No.

Me?

I guess I'll just sit here and wait for Billy to like...

Each sun has its own solar system, and there's got to be life. I mean, like,

sure. I mean, they're positive that there's life on other planets.

Isn't that wild?

That reminds me of, remember that old Twilight film? When they had a dimension

that was parallel to ours, exactly like ours. I mean, there was another one of

everything exactly like ours.

You remember that, right, honey?

Yeah, I remember that.

Where there's people exactly like us.

I mean, like, there was one of me and one of you and one of everything that we

had, only it was a totally different dimension.

Yeah. Just imagine there's probably, like, a bug just like we do and, like,

just... I don't know.

It's like it's pretty wild.

There's gotta be life on other planets that says.

They've got it so killer.

Wonder what it would be like to be a pirate.

Wonder what it would be like to be a pirate.

Who are you?

What are you?

Are you, like, a space person or something?

Not reality, right? No.

This doesn't happen to me, God, right?

Where are you from?

Oh, no, I was just reading that.

Really?

You don't see?

Can you speak my language?

No?

Well, what did you come from?

What did you come for?

You came for me?

I don't understand one of them.

Did it pop in?

Ah, I didn't mean to interrupt anything.

It's okay, it's okay.

Sure? Come on in. I'd like to meet, um, I don't know, this is, uh,

FaceDikeUSA, I don't know.

She popped in from nowhere.

I can see you're having a good time. I'm sure I can stay. Is that okay?

Yeah, would you like to join us? I'd love to join you. I gave my clothes off

quick enough.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

You talk?

No, she understands a lot, but she doesn't want to talk.

She kind of mimics every once in a while.

She ain't got to say a motherfucking thing right here.

You know, that's right.

Does she understand something?

No, but if you put it in her mouth, I'm sure she'll do it.

Hi!

Hey!

Oh, that's good.

Stay safe, USA.

Great.

That's how you got to have it. I know it.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

What was it about?

It was me and you and this space bike.

Space bike?

Space bike, yeah. What do we do?

Well, uh, just about everything.

Oh, really?

Well, you know, we could kind of make that come true.

Okay, okay.

Hold on a minute. Let me get decent, hon.

Hi.

God, why are you here?

I'm not even dressed yet.

I mean, I just thought I'd come on in. Come on in.

I'm kind of hoping to catch you undressed.

We're going to do it sometime because the boys are in the kitchen.

So now we're alone.

Well, it's you and me.

well even though you're not dressed you look pretty good you look great as

always

Thank you.

It feels so good.

my friends

This is for real, right? This isn't a dream.

Hello?

Alex, meet the grocer, Billy.

Billy, meet Alex.

Uh, hi.

Alex.

I thought you were in the kitchen. No. No, I thought you were in the kitchen.

I thought.

Yeah.

Gee, if I'd known this was going on, I wouldn't have been out in the kitchen.

All the cooking was going on out here.

Come here, Alex.

How come my crush doesn't have a boy like you?

Roy.

Yeah!

Look at me. I've got questions, too. I'm getting out of here. Thanks, girl.

Listen, maybe I'll check out your neighborhood number. Maybe I can import

stuff.

I'll see you later on at the party, honky. I've got to freshen up, too.

You're about a half hour early.

So go ahead and make yourself comfortable and stuff, and I'm going to

changed.

Okay? Have a seat.

Thanks.

Half an hour early.

I told you you could have knocked up enough.

Little nookie at home, huh?

Here?

You're kidding.

In half an hour?

Let me go down there.

See you later.

Would you care for some hors d 'oeuvres?

Oh, no, thank you. I think I've had enough for tonight.

What's the matter?

My feet are killing me from dancing.

God, I feel like they're like ten times the size they're supposed to be. They're

all swollen.

Man, that's what you get for trying to wear high heels. They look good.

Would you like me to rub them for you?

Oh, do you mind?

I mean, that would be great.

Feeling better?

That's better.

You feel good?

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What's that feel? Man, I would really love to eat a hard cockle and have it

food.

You want to join our party?

um um

I don't know

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I've been with you.

I've got to get back to the guest.

Fuck this. I'll be back for it.

We're at a party.

Big joke.

Throw me into the fucking pool.

Damn it.

It's supposed to be a party, not a dunking session.

No, thank you. Look,

it's the all -purpose maid.

Nice to see you.

Oh, wow.

What are you doing?

Oh, a bunch of guys thought it was real funny to throw me into the pool.

They think it's a party, let's get crazy, and they dunk me. It's like a

jump that they throw me in the pool. I know, your hair's all wet and

I know.

Oh, you shouldn't be doing that by yourself.

Every big guy's pulling you in the pool.

You got a very good point there, that's why I shouldn't be. You want me to help?

Did you like that?

Sure.

What an all -purpose maid you are.

You're really very pretty.

You know, I saw you spending a lot of time in this room earlier.

Did you? Yeah.

I like this room.

Nice. A lot of things happen here.

I'm scared to ask why.

Only good things. Only real good things.

Ah.