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Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Ah.

Oh, God.

Oh, I can't.

oh yeah

That was great.

Fucking Penny right in the ass in Mom and Dad's loft.

I think the whole world should experience anal sex.

Yeah.

I think I'll call some friends up and let them experience this.

Hi, Jade.

What are you doing?

Good.

I'm having a few friends over. Why don't you come by?

Kick back, have a drink, chat a bit.

About an hour.

Okay, cool. It's about an hour. See you then.

Bye.

Sasha.

Hey, guess what? I have got something for you.

Remember Jade?

You've always wanted her, right?

Well, she's going to stop by in about an hour, and here's your big chance.

You might even get a chance to do her right in the ass.

Great.

She'll be here in an hour, so we'll see you in about an hour?

Okay, cool.

Hurry up. Bye.

Yeah.

I think I'll invite all my friends.

Yeah, all of them.

A lot of people out there, let me tell you. God, what a little gathering.

Really? Big party.

Great party.

Great party. I didn't feel like being out in the pool.

Too hot.

Really, and I didn't feel like being at the haylots. I mean, there were so many

people over there, too.

Mm -hmm.

You know what's funny?

I mean, Scotty invited us all here.

Right. And I can't see him anyplace. Where is he?

He just disappeared. I don't know.

Yeah. But he did tell you that I really wanted to meet him?

No, you didn't. It didn't? No.

Is that true?

You never told me.

I did. I did.

Okay.

God's a little matchmaker, isn't he?

Yeah, he is. He's your age. Come and kiss me.

Oh, pretty.

I just wonder what... think that Scott mentioned to you that?

What? I think he was talking to me about that you were into maybe anything.

Scott told you that?

Yep, he did.

Well, I told him not to mention it to you, but he's right.

Oh, you are?

Oh, great.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, look how hard I got.

You did it.

Oh, I'm telling you again.

and fuck ideal, huh?

Oh, Lizzie. You horny bastard, you. Oh, God.

Can I eat you?

That's what they're known by. Come on.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Mmm. Ah.

Oh, God.

Go down and join the others.

I want to do that.

Whatever you say, Sasha.

Thanks, Jane.

Oh, God.

Come. Let's go and join them.

Where

is

he?

He's worried we'll be late.

I know I should never take a blind date.

Well, I guess I can get myself comfortable while I wait.

myself until he gets here.

Serving anything?

No. Why aren't you going to tell me when to be late?

I know. I was stuck in traffic. It's a long drive from the city.

You know something?

You're actually prettier than Scott said you were.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, how pretty. Oh, yeah.

You don't do that?

Oh, why don't you turn around?

Okay.

Hello?

Oh, I love you.

Oh, bring it on down.

Try just a little bit of it. No. Right there? No.

Oh, my God. Sure?

Yeah.

Looks like you can handle it.

I appreciate the use of your mom and dad's pay loss, but the girl did not

to do it. No how, no way, no shape or form.

I made a fool of myself.

Ronnie, I really apologize. I had no idea. I mean, Don lied to me. I really

thought, you know, the girl was into anal sex.

I mean, if I had any idea, believe me, I would have let you know.

But let me tell you how it all started.

They were by the pool table.

He was talking to her.

Come on, honey.

Can we just mess around a little bit?

There's hardly anybody around.

No, I don't play around in a public place.

My parents are home. Your parents are home.

There's no place else we can go.

There's hardly any kids around.

But the bartender?

Bartender Terry? Watching?

He's my friend. Don't worry about him.

And the girl? Playing the game?

Look, look, look.

Okay, I know. Just go play the baby and get rid of her.

Maybe we can do it, all right? Okay.

Excuse me, honey.

Sorry. Yeah?

Look over here.

And she wants to fool around a little bit, but she's a little bit shy.

So I know you're planning everything, but can we just sort of go to a girl's

bathroom for a little while or something?

I don't mind. Go ahead.

I like to watch.

Oh.

Well, you know, she's really shy, so... Look.

I got a few bucks here. Can you take it and come back another time? You can play

as many video games as you want.

Sure. Oh, God, I appreciate it so much.

Have fun.

Okay. Thanks again.

I got rid of her.

You did?

She's not here.

How can we do it?

Can we do it now?

It may be hard so fast.

It's just great.

You like it? Oh, I love it.

I love it more than you can imagine.

What a fantasy. What a dream come true.

Mark. Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

See you right there.

Right there.

Get nice and comfortable.

I thought we were going to jump right up in there.

Yeah.

Look at that beautiful pussy.

I mean beautiful.

It's so weird.

Listen, I want to go in.

I want to go in and talk to God over there. I can't depart.

Take care of yourself.

Hey, so how'd you like that, buddy?

I liked it. Yeah? Did you really fuck her in the ass?

Of course, you saw it, Scott.

Man, that was unbelievable.

You actually fucked Corey in the ass? Yep, she let me have it all.

Whoa. Yep, I jammed it right up at your anal sphincter. You came with

everything? Yeah, bunghole heaven.

You saw, I came right in her butt.

Yeah, I saw. I took her right in her butt and just came right in her

Oh, she let me have it.

I had to fight for it, but he saw it. You really fucked her in the ass? I

all the way and everything, huh?

I mean, I had no idea at all. I really thought they were too anal.

He definitely made a fool out of me.

He lied to me all the way.

So, in other words, they never fucked in the ass, but he told you they did.

Do you always make this a habit of letting people have sex in your bar?

Not usually.

Maybe every great once in a while if things are right and people are horny.

But not usually.

And they can fuck on the pool table?

Very seldom.

Every once in a while?

Every great once in a while.

All right, Scott.

How much I owe you for the beer? No problem. It's on the house.

I got a long drive.

Be careful, Ronnie. See you later.

Take care.

Every once in a while, huh, Scott?

Every great once in a while.

Are you sure this is okay to do in here, being a public place and all?

Oh, sure.

My bartender's an old friend.

Is he? He don't mind.

Hey bartender, I'll have a couple of kamikazes, straight up.

oh wow

Well,

I can't do this without you.

No, no, no. Leave that.

Oh,

baby.

Ah!

Oh.

Would you?

I wonder.