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Then I went into service with the Baron and Baroness Dupont. It was in January

1930. Ah, the Baron, he was really something.

Peter Baron Dupont.

The Baron's demands were few, but sometimes very special.

Let's say the Baron took pleasure in little ways as surprising as they were

shocking.

For instance, his favorite pastime was inventing hundreds of little tortures.

Endless tiny humiliations. All of which, one by one, brought him to pleasure.

And then there was Madame.

No, that's me.

Hard at work.

This is Madame.

Madame Charlotte Baroness Dupont.

And, of course, there was yours truly, Alice.

There was also a certain pig named Hector. He was the chauffeur.

Hey, Miss Alice, you like carrots? How about a nice carrot? What do you say,

Miss Alice? Nice carrot to stuff your little apricot?

How about it, Miss Alice?

Nice juicy carrot?

Yes,

I have to admit, it's a nice big carrot, the way I like them.

Supposed to be good for the skin.

On the whole, it was a pleasant position.

Elegant and discreet.

Until one day.

Charlotte.

I shall return late this evening, darling. A business dinner.

Goodbye, my angel. Goodbye, Peter.

Tonight the Baron is going to be dining out, Alice.

An important business venture. Business venture, my ass.

Such a remark is uncalled for, Alice.

Balls.

You drive like a jerk.

For heaven's sake, go faster.

Watch the road, you horse's ass.

Why don't you accelerate, imbecile? You moron, dumb bastard.

Meanwhile, back at the house, Madame was on her own.

I was doing my chores, as usual.

You're a shitty driver.

Stop the car, stupid.

Certainly, sir.

What can I do for you, miss? You name it. I would like to telephone. If you

don't mind just driving me up to the next town, I'd certainly take it kindly.

all means, my pleasure. Hop in. My roles is entirely at your disposal.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Peter.

Baron DuPont.

Pleased to meet you.

I'm Greta.

Greta, Greta. What a magnificent name.

Greta, I'm sure you have a mysterious past.

Don't you find the weather rather exceptional this season? Seems all right

me.

We've already met. Last season in Monte Carlo? No, it wasn't me.

But there's something about you. Yes, I'm certain I know you.

I don't think we met before.

Too bad we've never met. Life is such a mystery, Greta.

Ah, when we think of it, a chance meeting of two souls on a lonely road.

Hey, what are you doing, Mr. Barron? If you go on, anything could happen.

Oh, Greta, life is so short. Let's enjoy it while we can.

The legs are like sculptures in ivory. Maybe so, Barron, but Barron, don't. I

must relax, let our moment live.

Barron, what are you trying to do?

I just came in to make a phone call. I've got your number.

Baron, now, you just hold your horses.

Let yourself go, Greta. Abandon yourself to pleasure. It's a very important

phone call, Baron. Oh, darling. Yes, say yes, Greta. Baron, please, aren't you a

gentleman? Say yes, Greta, now, the two of us. No, please.

Yes. Don't stop.

I won't stop. Please, reason. I'm reasonable. For the last time now,

Greta. Oh.

What about your shoe?

I know.

Amen.

Yes, Greta, yes.

Oh, it's good, eh? You like it?

Oh, oh, it's so good.

Oh, you move.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, you get away.

Yes, yes.

Come on, faster. Okay.

Give it to me. Take it right up my ass. Oh, yes, darling. Here it comes.

Yes.

Yes. Do you feel it?

Yes? Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh.

Oh,

it's blue.

Yes. Oh.

Oh, yes.

More. More. Again. Again.

Harder.

I'm going to come all over you.

I'm coming.

You might come on your ass.

You son of a bitch! Close your eyes, you dumb bastard!

You think you own the road!

Get out and I'll kick you in the ass, you big shot! Big shit!

You hear what I said?

You're nothing but a miserable little...

out seeing the sights.

As usual, madame, was bored.

And when madame was bored, I went to work.

Yes, madam.

Alice, I'd like you to arrange the flowers.

Certainly, madam.

And Alice, turn on the radio.

Yes, madam.

Madam, is dining in tonight?

Yes, Alice.

Should I prepare the kidneys in the wine sauce?

No, Alice, that's not what I'm doing.

I forgot we've got to order some fuel, madame. Very well, then. Order it as

usual. Yes, madame.

Madame, excuse me, but may I have Sunday off this week instead of Wednesday?

Oh, Ali.

It's not important, madame. Good. That will be all. Turn off that dreadful soap

opera. Yes, madame.

As today's episode begins.

Wait for me Hector. Take your time.

Now what?

Who is it? It's me.

Oh, it's you. You better come in.

What's up? I'll tell you about it later.

Mr. Finch, a friend.

Alice, she's like my sister.

We share the same wet nose.

Her father and mine were killed in the same trench

in 1915.

Pleased to meet you, miss.

Come on, skip the miss. It's Alice. No need to stand on ceremony with Alice.

I see.

What do you think of my baby sister?

You won't believe this. Only for me, she's a dream girl.

Type broad I've always wanted. I always wondered I should be in life.

Now maybe I'll find out.

Think a dream like that's possible, Alice?

Exactly what the hell's going on? Okay, this is how it is. There's a few gents

in town who want to talk to Finch here. Only Finch here don't want to talk to

them. You get the picture?

There's quite a few of them, and they're a little nervous in their trigger

finger. So Finch is going to hold up here till things cool down.

But it's warmer.

Yeah, sure. Only the weather could change.

Her nibs to Mrs. Inn.

The Baron's out cruising.

But look, if she comes into the kitchen, she'll cook my goose.

Don't worry, kid.

Finch here knows his way around. If she gives you a sack, he'll get you in a

real good position.

Ain't that right, Mr. Finch?

Sure. With her build, she could be a model tomorrow.

Really a model? You really think so? It'll be easy as pie.

Oh, not a chance. Not a girl of her refinement. Are you kidding? I'd jump at

Absolutely perfect.

Pretty good. Tell me, what did you learn there?

I get around.

Mr. Finch is a real judge of talent.

Mean it. Tonight I'm seeing a better show than any of my clubs.

I just wanted to show you I got talent you wouldn't believe.

Anyone can see that.

Everything's ready. Here it comes.

Well, my favorite dish.

What is it?

Nothing, John. Eat.

What's wrong?

Just eat your soup.

It's good.

Yes, it's good.

Never mind. Eat, John.

It's onion soup. Don't worry.

I will.

It's good.

It's delicious.

I'm glad you like it. It's delicious.

Have you all you want, Mr. Finch?

I can tell how much you'd like it. Make a whole meal out of it. Best I ever

tasted. So what's so special?

I mean, you think this is good. You should taste my mother's.

Alice, it's the tastiest I ever tried. Oh, thank you, Mr. Finch. You don't know

how good it feels knowing how much you enjoy it. Oh, Mr.

Finch. I never knew you liked onions so much. John, when you find them this

good, you've got to appreciate the quality.

Oh, the quality's great. It certainly is.

You realize that Mr. Finch, he's got a lot of medals. I know. You're right, he

earned them.

No, look, really, I only did my duty.

Who is it?

It's me, Pierre.

What do you want?

Well, can I come in, please? No, you may not come in. Just for a few minutes.

Please, Melanie.

Peter, you're a real nuisance. Oh, I know. I'm nothing but a turd, but... Let

come in, please, Melanie.

I'm a dog at your feet.

That's better. That's more like it. All right, get in.

On your knees, bad dog.

Yes, you're quite a hero, right, Mr. Finch? You were always right up front.

I'll say.

It's true. When it came to action, I was always ready. I'll say.

It's what they mean by mounting an offensive.

But you told me you don't like war.

Is that right, Mr. Finch?

Oh, I don't mind a little encounter just to stay in practice.

You don't need any practice, Mr. Finch. Finch is an idealist. I just love

idealists, especially when they have such high principles.

Yes, but it's very hard.

I'll say it's hard, all right.

Oh, Mr.

Finch.

But nobody has medals like Mr. Finch. I'll say.

Alice, you realize Mr. Finch has a car that does 80 miles an hour. I'm not

surprised.

You're not?

Uh -oh.

Well, now I've had it. I do hope I'm not intruding.

My brother.

Madame.

Mr. Finch.

A pleasure, madame.

Really, Alice.

How often have I told you not to bring strangers to visit you?

But he's my brother, madame. I don't want strangers here. I don't care who.

It's clear as day she wants us to leave.

Where's my accordion?

Anybody see my squeeze box?

Will you please leave immediately?

Oh, excuse me, madame. I want my instrument.

Owlette! Please don't be angry. Let me tell one little story to make the

atmosphere more agreeable.

One day, a bird who was too ambitious went to see an elephant, and he said,

do you up your ass.

The elephant said, okay, go ahead.

The bird assumed the position, only they were both under a coconut tree, and one

fell, hit the elephant, who said, ouch.

And so the bird was a good fellow at heart, and so he said, I forgot I was so

big. I don't care to hear your bawdy story. Alice, please show these

out immediately.

I don't want them in this house. What's the matter with you? Such persons in my

house I won't tolerate.

You will be prepared to go too.

Alice, where's my cane?

But I have the right to see my own brother.

Alice, drop it, huh?

If that's how she feels.

Settle down, madame.

Keep very cool.

A couple of bowls of soup. Mr. Finch, tell me, you couldn't help me find my

cane.

Beautiful dame.

Okay, Alice, we'll go now. Wait, John.

What is this lovely lady's name? Charlotte.

Well, Charlotte, let's go into the other room.

Madame, perhaps these gentlemen would like the kidneys and wine.

Now, look, I don't... My husband is returning in a second. Now, you're

excited again, Charlotte. Stop thinking about your husband all the time. Let's

go. But... No, but...

You remind me of a girl I saw in a movie.

Yes, she wanted to be seduced. To begin the operation, she pulled her skirt up.

You know how high up she pulled it?

All the way up to here.

They put in practically anything now.

I'll say.

I saw one like that, too. And there was a fellow who put a lady's skirt higher

up than that. It was really high up, her skirt.

Was it this high?

Oh, sure. It was even higher.

And then he bent over her.

And he kissed her thighs.

Well who cares what do you got to eat?

Only before we eat Charlotte is going to serve us drinks and

that right Charlotte aren't you Charlotte?

Madame Charlotte the Stalin Get me the glasses you got a radio here

sure well clear down we'll get some music sure What do you say?

That's fine, just fine.

How will our gal face life backstage in a little mining town in the West?

Tune in tomorrow for another gripping episode.

And now, for all you hard -working housewives out there, a peppy tune to

you in whatever you're doing.

Thank you, Alice. Sit down.

Turn off that lousy music, Charlotte.

Now, sit down over here.

I said sit.

No, not there.

Here.

Right. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. When do we eat?

By the way, would anyone like to buy a lottery ticket?

My husband might. He'll get here any second.

Alice!

What is it, madame?

What makes you call her madame? You should call her Charlotte.

You must remember refusing to be a slave could change the world. Alice, you

simply have to get these two out.

What's going on? What happened to our meal?

You're weeping. If you want, I'll tell you another joke. Get off my premises.

Okay, no dinner. How about lunch?

All right, I'll... Where are you going?

We'll switch things around tonight, madame. We'll serve dinner. I strongly

recommend you be gone when my husband returns.

I'll bet your husband is a pushover.

I'll bet also that he's no good in bed.

Okay, so what are we going to do?

Yeah, what?

Change clothes with Charlotte. Go on.

John, you play some music for us.

Here.

Okay.

after dance.

No! Just relax, Charlotte. You just relax. No!

If anybody'd like to buy a lottery ticket...

Like that, Charlotte.

Alice, come over here.

Look at the bitch. The leisure class up the ass.

Alice! Alice! Where's Alice?

Come here, John.

Play. Yeah, you want any certain tune?

Alice? Play something romantic.

With a good rhythm.

Please.

Yes Take a good look at your madam she comes just like everybody else

I made the mistake of getting her pregnant. I asked Charlotte to fire her.

So I simply said, I'm bored with the little tramp.

She was really hot, little bitch.

Oh, thank you, my dear.

Yes, we spent her packing the same day.

Disgusting of ideas.

Oh, one thing I can't stand is a woman who cries. I don't like that.

In fact, I don't like anybody.

The only thing I like is money and little girls who Mike and Sodom are.

When I was an officer serving in the colonies, I did it all the time. Oh, I

it. Of course, there was the native girl.

You wouldn't happen to know any girls who like being sodomized.

My dear.

You little...

I got it.

That's it. To the right.

Now to the left a little bit.

liked it. Don't cry.

You did, didn't you?

Quiet, Alice.

Don't say anything.

She liked it, I'm certain.

Right?

Where you at?

Mustn't cry.

What the hell's going on?

Hey, anyone? Charlotte could put on an apron. You have an apron, don't you? Oh,

aprons. They're all in the kitchen.

Somebody say kitchen. Come on.

Up you go.

Come with me.

Remember, Alice.

You aren't the servant anymore.

You know, you're quite nicely built, in fact. No, I'm not paying you a

compliment.

I'm shocked you'd do this to me, Alan.

Save me. Oh, behind your fancy ears and graces and your snooty ways.

I've seen Madame get fucked and come just like me, your lowly servant. Only

difference is when I come, it's a pleasure. When you do, you're ashamed.

Here, put this on.

Mr.

Finch, as far as women are concerned, you're too tough on them. Is that right?

Yeah.

They always made me suffer when I was a kid.

Yeah, I know.

They'd make a date to go out.

That's how it is.

I'd be thinking about her all week long.

When the time had come, she'd stand me up.

A woman doesn't want to hear, I desire you, I want to possess you.

No, they want to hear you say, oh, darling, I'm yours.

The same thing with me, Mr. Finch.

A man can go crazy like that, wanting them.

It wouldn't matter to them.

They'd find somebody else.

So what?

Then I decided one day that wouldn't do. I'd never let a woman treat me like

that.

So whenever I want them, I take them.

Oh, Mr.

Finch.

Do I salt it first?

Salt it, salt it.

Mr. Finch. Mr. Finch, my glasses.

Hello? Hello?

Who was it?

Her lover. He hangs up unless Madame says, Hello, who is it?

When she can't talk to him, she just says, Hello.

You're pretty cagey, Charlotte. This can't go on any longer. I'm in my house,

own house, and I won't permit it. You're a couple of maniacs. You aren't normal,

and I've had all I can take. Now get out before I call the police. You

understand? I can't... any more of this. You're driving me crazy.

You can't come in a person's house and behave in this fashion. You're not

You're driving me out of my... Shut up.

No more protests.

You gotta get used to it.

Use it a little.

Like a new car, huh?

When you first drive it, it's always stiff.

The gift ship works too hard.

And then the more you work it in, the better it gets.

Pretty quick. You can drive her nice and easy.

It's true, I'm only a miserable dog you should beat. It's true, I'm only a

miserable dog you should beat.

I'm the lowest animal on Earth.

I'm the lowest animal on Earth and deserve to be beat.

Melanie! Melanie what, bastard?

Melanie, you're the asshole of the universe.

I love you, Melanie.

I love you all the same.

What are you crying for?

Promise me you'll never say anything about this.

I promise.

I promise.

Now go get the casserole.

Casserole? Yes, the casserole.

Where do you put it?

Better use the ladder.

That's what it's for.

I can't reach it.

Anyway, it's too heavy.

It's beautiful as morning.

Oh, Melanie, it's so beautiful.

The most beautiful in the whole world. A poem of ecstasy. A sublime symphony.

A play of color and form surpassing beauty itself. Yes.

It's too beautiful.

It's beauty itself.

It's the activity of a river flowing like honey over polished marble.

Oh, Melanie.

Like a sweet, soft mouth. Like an exotic fruit, ripe and succulent.

Like a pearl in an oyster.

Like a flower after a jungle rain, gushing with perfume, whose petals drip

nectar.

Sweeter than candy. What a delicacy. How I want to bury my tongue in it.

What a pomegranate.

What a well of pure delight.

That feast, that chalice, that cup overflowing.

Oh, that fig.

What an all -seeing eye.

What a pretty little cunt. Like you.

There you are.

Thank you, Charlotte. Yes, thank you, Charlotte. These are the best kidneys I

ever ate.

Smells delicious.

And the wine sauce is superb.

What is it, Charlotte?

I'm sorry, madame.

I didn't mean to, only I couldn't help it.

What are you talking about, John?

It was nothing.

Yes, it was.

Well? He put his hand on me while I was serving. I was surprised. Who did?

This gentleman. And that was all.

It was.

Tell us about it.

What did he do?

He put his hand up my... Why hesitate for Pete's sake? The man put his hand up

my leg. Happens every day.

John put his hand up my leg and caressed with his fingers.

To be precise, I could feel.

This is... Yes, just a nothing lower than any creature that crawls, but I'm

worse than others.

Melanie!

What? What? What? What? What? What?

um oh

You haven't seen anything, Ola.

Once you've prepared them like this, you won't want them any other way.

What's going on, Alice?

Anything happening?

Alice! Hang on, John. You're going to taste it.

Then you'll see how good it can be.

I'll be a good girl, Charlotte.

There.

That's it.

Here you are, John.

Taste this.

Come here, Charlotte.

There's something in this that's awful good.

I can't go on. I'm human as well.

With all this action, what am I supposed to do? There, you see? You're

frustrating the poor guy. What next?

Show it.

To my sister.

Show it. Come on.

No! Over here, Charlotte.

Thanks very much.

No, really, I'll be okay. It'll go away.

Don't be shy, John.

It only means you're in good health.

That feel good?

Why not?

It feels terrific.

Terrific.

You see, John, as I always say, a woman can't open her mouth without being an

idiot. Alice, come here.

Oh, yeah.

Where's Alice?

I don't want to do this in front of Alice.

Don't worry, John. She won't notice the thing.

Pleasure, John, is in the pussy.

Life is one long meeting of penis and pussy, Mr. Finch.

You know, I'm like a balloon up in the air in the stratosphere drifting to the

stars.

It can't be possible.

Where's Alice?

Alice is busy, John.

Don't you?

Peter has to go on pond.

Melanie I'm your slave order me What do you

mean by ordering me I'm the only one who ordered

How would you like me to stick this in your cunt?

Okay, now spread them.

Now just relax.

You see, it feels wonderful.

You feel how hard it is?

Oh.

It feels good, huh?

You like it.

I'm going to turn it around inside you. You'll feel every inch of it.

Now, you feel it ready to go in?

You like that, huh?

It excites you, doesn't it?

You want more and more.

It excites me to push it inside you.

That was good, John.

Oh, did you really like it, Mr. Finch?

You're a first -class accordionist.

Yeah, you're every bit as good as that new singer, Maurice Cavalier.

He might even be better.

Who knows? He might be popular one day. You really think I'm as good as him, Mr.

Finch?

Now what do you want me to do?

Come here.

What do you want?

On your knees, imbecile.

Now you will finish your chores.

Better than that.

can't be here.

What Pope?

Oh, well, the Pope. At Christmas, he said we should all enjoy a good peace

together. No, I don't think the Pope said that.

He wished everybody peace on Earth.

I know what he meant, though.

Start in the pool.

I'll do better.

It's done things. We're getting wet around here.

Yes, they say it makes things grow.

Do you

know what they burn in their

locomotives in Brazil?

No, you tell us. What do they burn?

Coffee. No.

Millions of tons per year. It makes big black smoke. When it rains, the worms

can't sleep.

You won't be sleeping here tonight?

No, I'd better be getting home. Charlotte is all alone.

The poor dear gets bored.

What a splendid husband you are. But who says that a woman all alone gets bored?

Charlotte is an angel, alas.

Madame.

Oh, Melanie.

Next time you can hit me just a tiny bit harder.

Hector, wake up.

Oh, damn it. Let me sleep.

Son.

Oh, no.

Hey, take your hands off me, okay? Oh, excuse me, Mr. Feech.

Watch what you're doing, huh? I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, it's good.

A big, hard prick.

Oh, so strong.

Enormous.

Oh, it burns me deliciously.

It burns my pussy.

I feel his big balls on my thighs.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, if Peter ever saw me now.

You bitch.

Yes, I am a bitch. A whore, you're right.

I love to say filthy words.

Prick, cock.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, I'm going to feel his cum.

Oh, I'm getting wet.

My cunt is all wet.

Oh, it's so good.

I'm flowing.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh, I love to have my breasts sucked.

I love it when Alice sucks them.

Oh, her sweet pink pussy. I love to suck it. Put my tongue in her and roll it

around. Oh, I want her whole pussy in my mouth.

Oh, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Oh, ram your stiff... cock up my cunt. Oh, yes.

Good. Oh, I want to suck Alice.

I want to feel her lips opening inside my mouth.

Oh, feel her flowing down my throat.

Oh, yes.

Oh, put your finger in my asshole.

Deeper. Yeah.

Shove it all the way up. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, now.

Oh, I'm going to come.

Oh, shoot. Coming to me now.

Yeah.

I'm coming. Oh, my darling, yes.

Fill me with your calm.

Yes.

More.

More. Oh, yes.

Again.

Oh.

Oh, Charlotte.

Charlotte.

You'll never know how much this means.

Hector, we have a flat. Fuck off, you jerk.

All right, I'll do the best I can.

You were a perfect hostess.

So long.

So long, John.

See you around.

Thank you, Charlotte.

Goodbye.

A pleasure, madame.

Still asleep?

I was.

Have a nice dream?

You might say so. I didn't expect you. I wanted to see you. I was eager to get

home to see you, my dear.

Alice, what's for dinner tonight?

Kidney supreme, sir.

Perfect.

That's always delicious.

Surprise me.

Will Madame be supervising the cooking? She certainly will. Very well, Madame.