Original subtitles

Ladies and gentlemen, you will now watch the delivery of the biggest porn movie

award. And back to back, the delivery of Oscar Al.

According to the vote of the Academy of Cinematographic and

Pornographic Sciences, here are the best of the explicit sex.

Opening our show, the one who was considered the best erotic ballet.

A melhor chupada.

Os indicados são... Barbara Brown.

Karina Miranda.

Carla Prado.

Angélica Del Monte.

Thank you.

Good night.

Hmm.

Let's see.

And the winner is...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

And the winner is... Alessandra Veronica.

Os Indicados são...

Oh. Oh.

Who did the Academy choose?

Let's see.

And the winner is Claudio Salgado.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Thank you, Dad.

Thank you, Mom.

Thank you, David.

who proved that it is not only the Creole who descends from the macaque.

And thank you to the girl who gave me the chance to prove that I am not an

Indian.

After

this

brilliant explanation...

Vamos para o Oscaralho de A Melhor Trepada.

E as indicadas são Carla Prado, Camila

Godo.

Yes,

sir.

Uh, nah.

Oh my God.

And the candidates are...

Bye.

It's going to be perfect.

Now it's your turn.

Please go.

The winner is Oasis Minnich.

You who voted for me gave proof that you are intelligent.

Congratulations to you.

And for the trophy...

I want to thank you for this valuable trophy.

Doesn't this remind you of anything?

Let me see.

No.

If memory serves me right... No, it can't be.

He had nothing.

And the nominees are... Patricia Petri.

PT, greetings.

Diana Galeano.

I'm a virgin, doctor.

Then we'll leave everything as it is.

Who won this fucking competition?

The winner is... Priscila Bianchi.

Congratulations, Oscar.

I know it's hard, but I have to thank Mom.

Without her, I would never get where I am.

I am very proud of my title, The Best Curd in the World. Thank you very much.

And the winner is Yana Galeano.

O que é que eu vou ter que aguentar para ganhar o prêmio de melhor atriz?

Entre os filmes escolhidos

para o Oscaralho deste ano estão... Império dos Fudidos.

Entre Dois Caralhos.

A Chupada da Mulher que Arranha.

Enrabo 1.

Huh?

Bye.

I don't know.

Mom! Mom!