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This is a Cal Vista presentation.

My name is Jim Holliday, and this is only the best from Europe.

For the next 88 minutes, Cal Vista Video invites you to explore the erotica of

the European continent.

From the farms of Scandinavia to the streets of Paris.

to the French Riviera, to the nightlife of Germany, and to the warm

Mediterranean shores of the Greek Isles.

Hopefully, you will be able to discover the elements that make foreign

filmmaking different from their American counterparts.

But though there are differences, these film clips can demonstrate that

different can still be arousing, entertaining, and erotic.

At the same time, you can discover the biggest stars in European porn.

Some keen observers are going to say, hey, wait a minute, that's Serena.

It sure is, but like many American stars, past and present, she worked in

foreign productions.

Enjoy her now, she'll be back later.

As always, I'll get the bulk of the babbling out of the way first.

During the course of Only the Best from Europe, The focus will be on the more

open and honest approach Europeans have towards sex in general, which heavily

translates to their films, allowing more eroticism, extended foreplay, less use

of graphic close -up gynecology shots, and a more matter -of -fact, almost

casual approach to sex.

I've chosen some good monster shots to intersperse for the fans who appreciate

them as well.

Hopefully, there's something in this collection for everyone, including a

bit of hot and heavy and quite kinky sex.

Over the years, the biggest single complaint of fans regarding foreign

the dubbing, particularly on what's known as the moans and groans track.

I'm going to ask you to bear with me on the dubbing, even though it often is

unintentionally ludicrous.

Don't let it destroy the mood for you, because the fresh new faces and

previously unseen people with their beautiful bodies will more than make up

it.

Europe has its own star structure, and one of the biggest is the Marilyn Monroe

from across the ocean.

Billed as Marilyn Lamour, Mary Monroe, among others, she's best known as

Olinka.

The guy is the ubiquitous Gabriel Pantello, a major star and the Hugh

porn. The other brunette is Annabeth Hanson. This is from a French film, Call

Girl.

ends up falling in love with Caesar.

Look, Diana.

I brought you a playmate. She looks rather nice.

You mean she's beautiful.

It was rough going for a while, but we've become real pals.

You sure have a way with women. Yes.

Have a good day.

Here we go.

That

was

good.

Thank you.

Waiter?

Can I have a beer, please?

Thank you. Are you waiting to meet someone?

No.

Waiting to catch a train, then?

No, I'm catching a boat tomorrow.

Thank you, are you going to Africa then no Corsica

Waiter

Where is there a nice hotel?

Maybe I could help you. I have a friend who runs a hotel by the harbor. I could

drive you there now.

Thank you if it's no trouble.

Not at all.

Same room as usual.

There we are. It's all fixed.

If you have nothing to do, how about dinner with me?

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh,

just a quick bite to eat. I won't keep you long.

I know you have to get up early in the morning.

I can't abuse your kindness.

But of course not. It's quite natural.

Well, go draw up off your bag, and I'll wait for you.

The usual arrangement.

Discretion is the key.

Since you're going to Porticio, I'll give you the address of a... Ah, good. A

little restaurant there.

Your Uncle Noah's. Here.

I'll draw you a map.

Here we are.

The main street, front, north, south. And if you take... Thank

you. Excuse

us, we people from the south. We make big gestures.

Well, then.

To the sun and Corsica.

Well, good night.

I hope the room is all right. Yes, it's fine. Thank you. My pleasure.

Well, goodbye and have a nice trip, yeah? Sure, goodbye.

And thanks again.

Ugh.

Now we'll swing north to Sweden, home of those famous Scandinavian blondes. This

scene has a little of everything, including an extremely hip kitty cat.

Also, the subtle open humor with Eric Edwards as a bumbling voyeuristic novice

studying Charles Canyon and Anna Magel. Eric and Harry Reams were two of the

first Americans to appear overseas.

This Swedish film is called Practice Makes Perfect.

Voyeuristic observation is a universal sex film theme, but the love triangle is

one of the mainstays of Europe.

The big difference is the casual, almost expected attitude that affairs are

perfectly normal.

The ladies are American expatriate Dawn Cummings and Robin Sellers. The guy is

Jean -Louis, also known as Brian Davidson through Crazy Credit

The film is peak freak, and Europeans use dildos and three -way pile driver

scenes just like we do.

Notice throughout, the women tend to keep their pubic hair natural, not

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

um

No.

Serena is back from a French -Spanish production called Take Me Down in a four

-way group scene.

Americans are fascinated by blondes. But French films are equally loaded with

blondes, although most of them are blonde from the sun or from the bottle.

Bleach blondes from France don't disguise their pubic hair.

And for what it's worth, another major difference is that most European men in

these films are uncircumcised.

Thank you.

The virgin bride.

Oh! Oh!

Back again to Sweden for a Swedish -Danish film called Second Coming of

Europeans poke fun at sexually repressed Puritans with a much better flair than

we do.

Here, Jack Frank is an uptight lawyer brought to life by a group of

The redhead is Bridget Meier, star of Sensations, and the first American to

achieve a major international name.

Incidentally, Jack and his wife Kim were among Stockholm's biggest live sex show

stars. The film was directed by a Danish gentleman who also did the original

I, a Woman.

Patience. You will.

Well, even Rome wasn't built in a day.

We're crazy about you.

Hey,

girl, our boy has become a man.

Oh, man, he's got a big one.

What, I bet he doesn't know what it's for?

Well, I'm all for teaching him everything he can do with it.

Sugar, you can be proud of him.

to take a try at it. Don't be so selfish.

Excuse me. Didn't I get it up?

I guess there's enough for everybody.

You're an old hussy.

I want some of that, too.

Duck it.

Easy, darling.

Stop fighting it, darling.

Let me go.

We just want to show you how much we love you.

It's time to get down to business, don't you think? I'm going to ride him. Ride

him, cowgirl. Warm up the bronco.

I'm getting him next. That's what you think.

I'm going to teach you girls a lesson.

Now it's your turn.

I'm all yours.

Hey, I'm next.

What a mess.

Enjoy.

this each four times in a row.

Stick it in deeper.

Okay.

Well, for a guy who doesn't care much for women, you're certainly putting up a

good show. Who said I didn't care much for women, huh?

I love her.

You scream with pleasure.

This is getting better and better.

All right, hang on. You're going places.

How do you like that?

Here we sit playing games and they're having a damn ball. No, no, no. Anybody

would think you're envious. What the fuck's happening up there? Guess.

All right, who's next up?

The Germans offer the broadest and bawdiest comedy of any European nation,

this video showcases one of the major sex stars of the 80s, a virtual

conglomerate of carnality.

Teresa Orlowski, along with her steady mate Hans Moser Jr., will offer proof in

this video that Europe also goes backdoor with regularity.

Is that you in the car?

Yes.

I'm Teresa.

I'm Clark.

Fine.

But I... Let's begin.

Yeah.

Oh.

Thank you.

Another major difference results from plumbing.

Europeans use tubs extensively, and American productions often use showers.

In The Joy of Fooling Around, Erica Swanson offers up lesbian lust in this

with the tub, then moves to the shores of the Mediterranean with Monique Dupre.

How are you, Marie?

I'm fine. I'm working.

Who for?

For my father. I look after things while he's gone.

When he comes back, we go into town together and I help him sell his catch.

How long are you going to wait?

As long as it takes.

They might never let him out of jail.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

You're crazy.

He's never coming back.

He lied to you and you believed him.

You're a fool.

You really believed he was innocent, didn't you?

He took you in.

I still believe he's innocent.

You're too innocent to understand.

And you know everything, right?

I know all I want to know about men.

I'm through with them.

Make me work for it.

I love it when you fight back like that.

If ever a theme could sum up the atmosphere and attitudes of the third

triangle, as well as providing foreplay tease and eroticism with attractive

people, it's this one from the French -Italian film Two at Once.

This fantastic babe is a mainstay of foreign films, always under stupid

pseudonyms.

My name's Denise.

Francois.

May I call you Denise?

Yes, Francois.

Denise, you want to play?

I'm not playing.

I'm just ready to fuck.

You.

Open the door.

How was it? Not bad. Not bad.

Was he as good as me?

Come now.

To me, it doesn't matter where they're from, as long as they are pretty people

or even intriguing looking, as long as they're enthusiastic, which the

certainly are.

To conclude, here is the reigning star of French films, Marilyn Jess, or Yes,

if you prefer.

in a lesbian scene from the arrangement.

European films concentrate much more on mood, fondling, and undressing.

There are few jump cuts from clothed to unclothed, something most common to

American videos.

Following this scene, there will be a recap of all of the scenes and the films

from which they were taken to help you further explore to learn to appreciate

foreign cinema.

Remember... Different can mean better only in the eye of the beholder.

And as always, I will, down the road, catch you all later.

is something for your vitamin deficiency.

Oh, I don't care about vitamins, but that thing in my conscience, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Mm.

It smells like man.

Mm.

It smells good.

Mm -hmm.

Now, what do you want?

What do you want?

Love. I guess that's where it's at.

Where everything's at.

They say to have loved and lost is better than to have never loved in life.

People that say that just don't know what it is to love in life.

Oh, I wish.

I wish I'd never loved.

Kids, that was fantastic.

What an idea you had.

Let me throw the other pole away.

George,

come here.

Boy, this is a new kind of training program.

Holy fuck, sisters.

Isn't this terrible, George? So young and already so broken in.

Honestly, be happy I'm not your father.