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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

You look so pretty. You must be so excited for your big day.

Oh, I wish I was getting married.

I just can't seem to find a man. I don't know what it is.

I've tried so hard.

Absolutely everything I've tried.

You know, these websites and this speed dating thing. And I just don't know what

I'm doing wrong.

I even let one guy put it in my butt, you know, and he still left me. I mean,

what else can I do? I mean, I give the butt up and he still goes. I mean, you

know, I mean, I told him I love him after like a day. But that doesn't

matter though, does it? I mean.

You know, everyone likes to feel like they're loved and everything. I don't

know, maybe I'm coming on too strong, though.

Maybe I should be a bit more aloof, you know? I don't really know.

Well, I'm going to keep trying because I'm sure there's someone out there for

me. There's someone out there for everyone, isn't there? I mean, you've

Danny. You know, maybe you can introduce me to, like, one of Danny's managers or

something, you know? I mean, that would be awesome. Then we could go on, like,

double dates.

And then maybe we'll have babies and have playdates. And wouldn't that be

awesome?

Yeah.

You know what? I...

You know what? It's a little hot in here, so I'm just going to go that way.

going to go in the other room. Okay.

Well, if you need anything, I'll be there.

I'm right here. Okay. Okay, great. Thank you.

Always the makeup artist.

Never the bride.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I'm very excited.

Yeah, yeah, I am too, man. But hey, I've got to tell you one thing. I brought

AJ. Oh, why?

Why? How many times has she cheated on you this time this week? What are they

eating, man? Hey, guys.

Oh, hey.

How you doing? Hi, how are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. Good, man.

Ariana.

How you doing?

Great to see you.

So Alex is just out the back. You know, she's in to get her makeup touched up

and whatnot. So there's a few hours to go, yeah. So if you'd like to go and say

hello. Yeah, for sure. Okay, I'll leave you there.

Okay.

What are you doing, bro? What do you mean? Why don't you bring the fucking...

Tell those slut to my wedding. Hey, hey, just watch it. Come on, man.

Come on. She is fucking... She's the biggest whore I've ever known.

And I've known some whores.

Yeah, we have both.

Yeah, exactly.

And you picked the biggest one.

Look, we had a fucking, you know.

I'm sorry, I know you love her and all the rest of it, but she's a bit of a

handful. You know what I mean? And I was thinking if I can smell anything off of

her breath, you know what I mean? It could be anyone. Come on, dude, watch

fucking tongue. Come on, come on.

It's okay, dude. We're here as a couple.

This is her friend, is it? Jesus Christ.

What?

I mean, you've been told about slut to the wedding. You need to go check on

Yeah, make sure that she's not fucking... I'm going to get my little...

about this.

You know, AJ's just, you know, always cheating on my buddy.

So, I mean, what's wrong with someone just being a slut? What are you doing?

You come to my wedding and you're acting like this.

This goes to improve my point. You're a fucking slut as well.

Well, sometimes I am.

What?

You're taking liberties now.

I'm getting married in a couple of hours, do you understand? Yeah, I do

understand. Four hours, four hours and fifteen minutes. Listen.

But, you know, you're not married yet.

No, I'm not married yet, but I will be later on today.

You know, so, whoa, listen.

He's passing in there. Yeah, yeah.

Listen.

You do?

Talk about your wedding and stuff and your life.

Okay, let's go talk. Let's go talk.

for you.

Yay.

Hi.

You look beautiful. Oh my god.

Thank you. I've been excited to bring you to my wedding.

Nice to meet you.

We wouldn't miss this for the world.

Oh my god, don't be shy.

Okay.

What's going on?

Oh, well, Danny wanted me to check up on you.

Oh my god, and you look beautiful.

Obviously, you're doing great.

Thank you.

What's wrong?

Just lotioning.

Oh, oh, oh, you missed the spot. You missed the spot.

Let me just help you get it, okay?

Thank you. Oh, wow, you're so smooth and soft.

Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

God, I had to get away from that makeup artist.

She's just too much.

And he doesn't be so quiet.

Oh, my God,

don't stress out.

Like, everything's going to be perfect.

I hope so.

So, like, I have a question for you.

What's up? Anything.

So, are you, like, done done?

Like, you know, having, like, fun?

Fun as in what are you talking about?

Like, other guys?

Oh, God.

I mean, yeah, I'm getting married to Danny.

I love him.

So, you're just going to save all of this for Danny? That's it?

Um, well, I mean, that's usually what people do when they love each other and

they decide to make a commitment, like marriage.

I mean, I guess I see what you're saying. I mean, it sounds like really

everything, but I don't know. It just seems so boring.

I mean, I don't know.

Oh, God, AJ.

What are you doing?

I just can't help myself.

God, you are so wild. I can't even.

So what's up with you and Van anyways?

I don't know. We're really good. We're kind of together.

I like to have fun.

He likes to have fun.

Good for you.

I'm happy you're able to come and hang out on my big day.

What are you doing?

You know.

I like to have fun.

Do you like to have fun? I mean.

Okay,

AJ, look.

That feels really good and all, but, and then totally, totally you're in good

college, but look, I'm.

I'm about to get married in like four hours.

But that's why we should do this right now.

Okay, Jay, look.

We should totally... You should totally keep going.

AJ, what the fuck?

Hey, I expected that from you, but not from you, Alex.

Okay, you're about to marry my fucking boy.

Okay, look, we're just having a little fun before the wedding, alright? There's

no harm done, and listen, you're already in here. If you leave this room, you're

in trouble too.

Yeah.

Oh, well, um...

No one has to know.

Come on, she's getting married. This is like her last time to have like... This

is it for me. The last time, you know?

Come on.

You're already here.

You always start this shit.

What the fuck?

Alright, as long as you... No, this is not fucking best friend, okay? He's

be my fucking husband. I know that. Okay, then stay here and we won't talk

Okay?

Just blame us a little bit. Come on. You know you want to join us.

Don't you?

I mean, yeah.

I mean, let's fucking keep this shit hush.

Okay? You too, alright? Oh,

you. Oh, fucking you.

Oh, you're going to have some fun.

Okay.

That's right.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

um um

don't you think that you're going to have some real fun?

Yeah?

That's so nice.

Thank you.

So long.

Uh huh.

I'm getting my pussy checked.

I love you.

Fuck you.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Second time's a good on a little clip.

Thank you.

Good. Come on.

Oh, shit.

That's good.

Oh, it's freaking hard.

That felt so good.

Oh, so good.

Thank you.

They can watch me fuck her.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I don't know.

She's getting dirty now. Look at that.

Oh shit.

I can't.

Hmm.

Shh. Just like that.

We should do this at every wedding, huh?

Definitely.

Did you have fun?

Yes.

I have to get married now, guys.

That's okay.

We got your back.

Remember, don't... Hey, he's my fucking best friend. I know. All right.

But it was fun.

All right.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.