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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Does it better.

Hey bro.

Are you on your way to my house yet?

My mom already left.

We have open crib.

Just come through. I'm gonna text the girls right now and make sure

they're also coming.

Oh shit, I almost forgot to mention.

Hey, before you get here, don't forget to bring a couple of bottles so we

can pregame with the chick before we go to the beach.

Let me talk to the girls, make sure they're almost here.

Alright, game on.

The girls are coming any moment now.

I don't need this bike park anymore.

Oh,

shit, right on time. Come in!

Jesse, come in, it's open, my man!

What up, my ninja?

Do I look like your ninja to you? Oh, um... No, um, well, hi, Miss Dave. Very

nice to see you.

I was just getting ready to go to college.

Were you?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you look like you're ready to go to college.

I just got a tuck in my shirt.

What are you, vaping or something?

Gosh, Dave, it smells horrible in here. Totally bad for your health. Where's my

son? Um, your son? He's just going to meet me there in class.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I think he's going to meet you here with Jessica and Brandy. Don't you remember

that? Is there a bottle of alcohol coming here?

Whoa, why would there be a... And then you're going to pregame with some hot

chicks. Wait, what?

And then go to the beach. Don't fuck with me, Johnny. I've known you forever.

Where's my son?

Um, he's going to meet me in college algebra and just, you know... Cut the

We just went over this.

I saw the messages. He left his stupid laptop open, and it's linked to his

and I saw everything.

So just give it up. Where is he?

Son, come out. Son, let's go.

Oh, my God. Jesse Wood got us caught.

Listen, Ms. Thames, Jesse's not here.

It was all my idea. I'll take the blame. I kind of orchestrated the whole act.

He was actually not even really with it.

Whatever. I'll just call off the girls coming over. I'll just grab my keys and

I'll just head to class. Just shut up. You're talking way too much. Okay? I

already know that you're the bad influence and that my son is a good son

ruin everything.

You vape, drink alcohol, make out with these slutty college girls.

Do you know that my son's not on a scholarship? You know he doesn't get a

ride like you, right? Me and his father have to pay for his tuition.

Bullshit.

And what's this? You're paring his gun now?

Whoa, Miss James!

What? No.

Do you have a heart on?

No. Uh -huh.

You can turn on when I'm yelling at you.

Come on.

Don't kink -shame me or something. No. I'm not kink -shaming you. I think it's

adorable that you're so turned on.

I think you're scared, but your dick looks like it's ready to go. Let me see

that thing.

Wait, what?

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to play hooky today?

Let's go. Let's play hooky. What do you mean?

Well, you want us to skip school, right? You want us to have a fun day?

Look at this.

This is fun.

Forget Jesse, whatever her name is.

Come on.

Let me see this thing.

Wait, wait, hold on. What about Mr. Dames? Mr.

Dames? Shut the fuck up. He has nothing to do with this. He's not even in town.

You don't worry about that. Just worry about taking his dick out before I

fucking call your mom and tell her what a bad boy you've been.

Okay, okay.

Just don't look.

Whoa there, buddy.

You weren't packing a gun, but you sure are packing some heat.

Wow.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, I don't care.

Does that feel better than a little school girl hug?

I don't know.

You're looking me up on that -

Are you happy you skipped school today?

Oh, look at me.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh my goodness, they're so fucking big.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, no hands.

Yeah.

Thank you.

oh my god i love taking this dick right now oh

yeah oh

yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh fuck yeah oh my god fuck yeah

Make sure you suck that asshole you fuck me, okay?

Just like that, just like that, just like that.

Now your little hockey boy can go to school.

Fuck. I love fucking my mom.

They're my best friends as well.

Touch it all the way in.

I love you.

How naughty was it fucking me on my mom's table? Oh my god, that would be

Are you gonna get deep in that pussy?

yourself up and call my kid and get his ass home fucker

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