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Dude, roles?

No.

My step-mom's going to win tons of photos.

And I'm going to do family photos.

And then she's going to win empty plate photos.

So just don't.

Oh my god, dude.

It's bad enough that we have to wear these stupid fucking costumes.

But you had to put up all that shit.

I mean, I wanted to do this on anything any day.

Like, no, for a step-mom, we're wearing hot skirt from costumes.

Oh, I love things.

Get back to you.

Oh, God, that was a lot of fun.

Dude, I wear this costume any day with the dress as hot skirt.

I can't wait.

And we seriously had the best at it.

Oh, she's a chicken.

Dude, you're so right.

I don't know what I was thinking.

We definitely locked out.

I--

In my opinion, I just need a piece of that.

Thanksgiving pie, you know?

Yeah.

We should probably do everything that I was going to do.

I'm so sorry to you on that.

This is so bad.

I can't wait to give you all so, so, so, so, so, so, great.

These outfits are so cute. No, I love them. I fit our boobs so perfectly.

I love the little ones. Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah. There's like so cute and quirky like that.

Thank you. [laughter]

Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Oh, and your hair, it looks unbelievable.

Thank you so much. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Can you help me with this strap?

Absolutely. Let's get you all situated here.

Yeah. Perfect. It looks amazing.

Are we pretty shy with a button down?

Um, now, I think you look absolutely perfect.

Okay. [laughter]

So, who's ready for pictures?

Me.

Aw.

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, so cute. [laughter]

Oh, it's better. It's better. They're so cute. [laughter]

They're so grown up. [laughter]

Hey, no, look at our boys. [laughter]

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Boys.

Is it so old?

One last job. All we have to do is boil the corn.

Okay. So, just--

How do I do it?

Here. Like, when I help you, you go slow.

Hold it firm.

Oh. Go slow.

It's firm. Pressure.

Oh, is that the doorbell? I'll be right back.

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Feel how hard it is.

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You can stroke it.

Feel it get hard.

Oh. Make sure you get it all out.

I think you're doing that on purpose.

No, I'm not.

Okay. Maybe just a little. [laughter]

I can dial it back if you want.

I don't know. You started this? You didn't finish?

Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my.

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Oh.

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Oh, your voice. Let's get those sticks out.

Yes, ma'am.

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You're already so hard for me.

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I really like this photo of this.

Oh, my God.

I have a perfect good explanation.

Hi.

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Thank you.

What was your cup of degree?

I do. I love family holidays.

This is the hottest, nastiest Thanksgiving ever.

You just love sucking your steps on the car, so fun.

Is it cool if you put these down?

Sure.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

- Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

I'm going to come in and go to you, oh yeah.

- You go to you, oh yeah, oh yeah.

- Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

Go for it!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god! I can't take it anymore!

Can you fuck your steps on how these episodes look like me?

I guess that means you're mine!

You want to take this up here?

Yeah!

Sweetie helped me with this, too, Jesus.

Oh my god!

That scared us!

Yes, this is way better!

You don't need these anymore?

Oh my god, that feels so good!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Yes!

Oh my god!

So fucking hot!

- Oh, it's fun. - Yeah, okay, okay.

- Let me take a picture. - Oh, you have to take a picture.

- You have to take a picture. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, no, we can't see it.

- Oh, yeah, you can see where it's so hard.

- Yeah, we're very, very cute. - How cute.

- You're probably gonna go ahead and get a picture. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, God. - Oh, God.

- Oh, God. - Oh, God. - Oh, God.

- Oh, I feel so good. - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, it's planning. - Oh, it's fun.

Oh, that's so fun!

I can't help it.

Oh, my God!

Yes!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're so cute!

Oh, you're in there!

Oh, you're in there!

Oh, you're in there!

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- Oh, my God, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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I really wanna make my steps up to the floor.

And I wanna make my steps on calm.

Yeah, that's such a nice idea.

So it's back. (audience laughing)

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Like, as we can't take photos of this for the Thanksgiving album, no, I'm plastered in high steps on this car, nature.

But I have a super grateful that we get to play with these two help boys. I know.

That's Thanksgiving, ever? Yes.