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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Hey, bro.

Are you on your way to my house yet?

My mom already left.

We have open crib.

Just come through.

I'm going to text the girls right now and make sure they're also coming.

Oh shit, I almost forgot to mention.

Hey, before you get here, don't forget to bring a couple of bottles so we

can pre -game with the chick before we go to the beach.

Let me talk to the girls, make sure they're almost here.

Alright, game on.

The girls are coming any moment now.

I don't need this bike park anymore.

Oh shit, right on time. Come in!

Jesse, come in! It's open, my man!

What up, my ninja?

Do I look like your ninja to you?

No.

Well, hi, Miss Dave. Very nice to see you.

I was just getting ready to go to college.

Were you?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you look like you're ready to go to college.

I just got a tuck in my shirt.

What are you, vaping or something?

Disgusting. It smells horrible in here.

Totally bad for your health. Where's my son?

Um, your son? He's just going to meet me there in class.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I think he's going to meet you here with Jessica and Brandy. Don't you

remember that?

Is there a bottle of alcohol coming here?

Whoa, why would there be a... And then you're going to pregame with some hot

chicks. Wait, what?

And then go to the beach. Don't fuck with me, Johnny. I've known you forever.

Where's my son?

Um, I'm telling you, he's going to meet me in algebra, in college algebra, in

just... You know, cut the shit. We just went over this. I saw the messages. He

left his stupid laptop open, and it's linked to his phone, and I saw

So just give it up. Where is he?

Son, come out. Son, let's go.

Oh, my God. Jesse Wood got us caught.

Listen, Ms. Thames, Jesse's not here.

It was all my idea. I'll take the blame. I kind of orchestrated the whole act.

He was actually not even really with it and whatever.

I'll just call off the girls coming over. I'll just grab my keys and I'll

head to class. Just shut up. You're talking way too much. Okay? I already

that you're the bad influence and that my son is a good son and you ruin

everything. You vape, drink alcohol, make out with bloody college girls.

Do you know that my son's not on a scholarship? You know he doesn't get a

ride like you, right? Me and his father have to pay for his tuition.

Bullshit.

And what's this? You're carrying a gun now?

Whoa, Miss James!

What? No.

Do you have a heart on?

No. Uh -huh.

You getting turned on when I'm yelling at you?

Come on.

Don't kink shame me or something. No.

I'm not kink shaming you. I think it's adorable that you're so turned on.

I'm getting so scared.

Your dick looks like it's ready to go. Let me see that thing.

Wait, what?

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to play hooky today?

Let's go. Let's play hooky. What do you mean?

Well, you wanted to skip school, right? You wanted to have a fun day?

Look at this.

This is fun.

Forget Jesse, whatever her name is.

Come on.

Let me see this thing.

Wait, wait, hold on.

What about Mr. Dames? Mr.

Dames? Shut the fuck up. He has nothing to do with this. He's not even in town.

You don't worry about that.

Just worry about sleeping his dick out before I fucking call your mom and tell

her what a bad boy you've been.

Okay, okay.

Don't look.

Whoa there, buddy.

You weren't packing a gun, but you sure are packing some heat.

Wow.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, I don't care.

Does that feel better than a little school girl?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, look at me while you suck it

You have to give me a minute.

Please, fuck you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Are you happy you skipped school today?

Oh,

look at me.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh my goodness, it's so fucking big.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, no hands on her.

Yeah, I love it.

I can't do this.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Eat that fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah. You naughty little boy. Oh, yeah.

Eat that pussy.

Oh, fuck yeah.

You're going to get your fucking education today, sir. Fuck yeah. Oh,

Stick your fucking tongue deep down in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. It's your butt. I can fucking eat that pussy at the same time.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see that shit.

Are you happy to see my pussy, yeah? You like it?

Oh, yeah. You like older women?

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Are you sure my son's not going to walk in here?

Oh, no, he's not.

I called it off.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Get in there, pussy. Fuck, yeah.

would be this big and he'd fuck me so good. Oh God.

Are you gonna make me cum?

Yeah, are you gonna make Miss James cum?

Oh yeah, that's a good boy. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Keep that word this fucking need only stop.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Make sure you suck that out so that you fuck me, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

I know, seriously.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, you fuck so good.

Fucking naughty little hockey boy. Get back to school.

Fuck. I love fucking my mom.

And my best friend's mom.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank God I missed my Pilates class.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh,

my husband's so fucking boring in bed. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm so fucking good.

Okay.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

How naughty was it fucking me on my mom's table? Oh, my God.

That was really naughty.

You want to do it again?

Fuck yeah.

You're going to do it again? Oh, yeah.

Are you going to get deep in that pussy?

Excuse me for that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god, those balls are hitting my eye.

Oh my God, you know I've been coming on my dick the whole fucking time. Fuck

yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God, I don't want to feel that fucking come all over me.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my God, I don't want to taste it. I don't want to feel it.

I love it.

I'm spinning.

Now go clean yourself up and call my kid and get his ass home.

Alright, I will.

Fucker.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.