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You like?

Not really.

Well, how much longer do we need to be here? This is taking ages.

I mean, we just got here.

God,

I'd rather be anywhere else than here right now.

Can you stop?

Listen, there's a lot of shore winds right now going off. My friends are

I can just go there and hang out while you do this.

But you're trying to support us. Can you do something in there? I mean, babe, I

love this stuff, but, like, this is, like, your thing. I have my own thing.

Like, I am good.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good. If you need any help finding anything, just don't hesitate to ask me.

Okay. I noticed you were looking at these skirts.

Those would match your eyes beautifully, honestly.

This one?

Yeah, I think those would look really nice on you.

Thanks.

Maybe I'll try it on.

Yeah, if you need any impressions, you want to try some things on, the rest of

it's right there. Let me know. I'm here to help you in any way.

Thanks. Really helpful.

All right, are we done here?

Just got here.

This is going to end.

All right.

Whatever. Find your stuff and let's get out of here.

Hey, I was by the register earlier and I noticed that the keys to the door were

there and stuff, so I don't know if you...

Why can't you get anything straight? Just figure it out, Tony. Go do

Why are you always asking me what to do? I was just reminding you because I know

you're always looking for the keys. I'm sorry. All right.

Okay, well, figure it out. You're a grown man. Come on. Come on.

Tony, that skirt up top.

I'm telling you.

This one?

Yeah, it'll look great.

It'll look great on you.

Hey, ladies, finding everything okay?

Yeah, everything's good. This is really cute.

All right. If you want to try it on, you're more than welcome.

Yeah, I would love to. Also, what are you doing working here?

Oh, it's a family business. My aunt owns it. So, yeah, I'm kind of just helping

out. I'm not a regular. We opened up six months ago. Is this your first time

here? Yeah, it's my first time. I really, really like it. Yeah, we have a

cool stuff.

And how do you like the decor in here?

Yeah, that's cute.

It's got a good vibe, right? Yeah. Can I try this on?

Of course.

Thank you.

That's a great little outfit, let me tell you. You put that together really

nice. Thank you.

Yeah, you can do so much with it. Go out, you can keep it casual.

You look great in it.

Thanks, Mom.

See if I try something else on, though. Yeah, anything you want, try on.

I'll let you know if I need anything. Okay, yeah, let me know if you need any

help. I'm here for you. Sure.

Oh, my God. Tony, what are you doing?

Get out of here. What the fuck are you doing?

I was helping the customer.

Go to the register like I told you. I was helping the customer. What is wrong

with you? Wait till I talk to your mother.

Oh, my God.

Need any help?

Just let me know. Need any help finding anything? Okay, thank you.

I don't want to be here. You know I need this outfit, and you know I have

nothing to wear at home, and I just can't deal with you. This is the last

I want to be. There's all short wins going on, and my friends are all at the

beach, and all I want to do is just surf. You know what?

This is ridiculous.

Go over there, text your little friends. Look, there's a seat.

Bye. Finish up, please.

Please finish.

How's the search going?

Fine, I guess.

can't decide.

What's your name?

That's Joe.

What's yours?

Nice to meet you.

You have such a pretty smile.

Thanks.

Is that your boyfriend or your brother?

It's my boyfriend.

Yeah, I know.

You got a boyfriend, huh?

Yeah.

He's kind of the worst.

I was going to say, like, your personalities don't match. He seems so

like... I know.

I know. He kind of seems like a... Like a deadly downer. He's a little bit of a

stick in the mud, honestly.

Yeah, so it's like... He just doesn't care about, like, fashion like I do, you

know? I love fashion.

Yeah, you can tell.

Honestly, everything here, I think...

It's, like, perfect for you because, like, you don't... I notice you're not

wearing a bra. We don't sell any bras, so you don't have, you know... Well, I

mean, I don't know. I'm so used to just not ever wearing one, you know?

Just something of a free spirit.

Me too, actually.

We have so much in common.

You know that? Yeah.

I felt like...

Tony, what are you doing?

Get out of here.

Leave her alone.

She's shopping with her boyfriend. Go back up front like I told you. Tony, one

more time.

All right, Joe.

Hi.

Oh, my gosh.

Cool back tattoo. I love it. I love your tattoo.

Thanks. It hurt a lot.

I was going to say, did it hurt?

Yeah, 15 hours.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You're so pretty.

Have you been on a commercial before or something?

No, but my mom always told me I should be a hand model.

Really? I thought you could be more than a hand model.

Thanks. You're very beautiful.

Thanks, man.

You know, my sister owns the joint.

That's cool. Good for you. If you're going to buy something, I could probably

get you a discount.

A discount or like... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I mean,

can I get your number?

You want to, like, change numbers? We can hang out.

I'm flattered.

But I'm good. Thank you, though. I'm just going to get back. Tell your sister

that I'm a great customer.

Okay.

Yeah. If you need anything, anything.

Nice to meet you. I'm going to go try this on.

Anything at all. Just let me know.

I can eat you now.

I don't know why you just won't let me go now.

Go now.

No, I already know that's going to follow me right back to the house.

I will not be at the end of it. No, I would like another shot.

Figure it out.

I'll see you whatever.

Everything okay?

Finding everything?

Yes, thank you.

If you need any help, just let me know. Okay, thank you.

Not getting anything today?

I don't think so. Couldn't really find anything I liked.

Really? Yeah, but you got a little tip.

Oh, my gosh.

You can come back at any time. Okay. I'll definitely come back.

Did that girl just show you her tip?

She did.

She did.

She's wild. I didn't know that was allowed in the... kind of place. I mean,

okay with me. I don't know if my aunt would like it, but, you know, I mean,

honestly.

Whoa.

Oh,

well then, it wouldn't hurt if I...

You are beautiful.

You are so beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm going to go try these on.

Okay.

I'm kind of a loss of words.

Do you know when they're going to, like, get in here? I can put a special order

in for you. Okay. Yeah.

All right. For, like, when is it going to arrive?

Usually my shipping is about two weeks. Okay.

Okay, is it going to come to my address or to here? What did you require?

Those needles look amazing on you.

Oh, thank you.

See anything you like?

No? Okay.

Oh, no, no, it's okay.

Okay. I'm just looking. It's okay. Just browsing? Yeah. Okay.

That would look great on you.

That would look great on you. Thank you.

You should buy it.

I do love things, so. You should buy it.

I'll hold down the fort.

That looks really nice on you. Yellow, yellow is a great color on you.

You think?

Wow.

Wow.

You look ready to go out for dinner.

Yeah? Yeah.

Night on the town?

Thanks.

Just handle the stuff over here.

So maybe we could be in private for a little bit?

Yeah?

You

think it looks

good on?

You should see it off.

Do you want to see me?

I didn't realize you've been walking around with this in your pants this

time. You should have told me earlier.

I'm not sure, but I think so. The beige one?

Oh,

okay, yeah.

Ooh, okay.

She can't see anything, baby.

She's not going to see.

Let me see the fake eye.

Alright, yeah, thank you.

Hey, babe, you in there?

Um, yeah, I'm just trying on stuff.

I thought you were waiting outside. Yeah, I'm just going to go over and grab

coffee real quick. I'll come back later.

Okay. All right. Yep.

I'm just right over here checking out some stuff, making sure no one stole

anything. Just checking out some stuff? I'm making sure nobody stole anything.

Why would somebody steal anything?

Well, there's a lot of people here. Why are you acting so weird?

I'm not acting weird at all. Tony, don't play with me, Tony.

Why do you always stick a... Okay.

Well, get back to the register.

All right, I'm going now. What are you doing?

That was a close one.

Don't need to pay attention.

If I wasn't family, I'd be fired right now.

Well...

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God. I told you to close the door.

No.

What the fuck?

Nothing.

Tony! I'm helping out a customer.

Oh my God. I'm helping out a customer.

Do you know what kind of problem this would cause for me? Get up.

Tony.

That's it. I'm done with you.

My hand is tripping. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

All right, baby, we're going to get out of here.

What the hell is going on?

Nothing. What do you mean nothing?

Oh, my God. Tony.

What? What the fuck is this? Are you okay, sir?

No, I'm not okay. Oh, my God. This is crazy.

Fuck this. I'm out of here.

Wait. Babe.

Babe, come back. Nope. Fuck off. Tony, that's it. I'm done with you. Get out of

here. You're fired.

I'm family. No, you're not anymore. Bye.

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