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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 You like? 2 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:19,940 Not really. 3 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:25,480 Well, how much longer do we need to be here? This is taking ages. 4 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:27,080 I mean, we just got here. 5 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 God, 6 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,280 I'd rather be anywhere else than here right now. 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Can you stop? 8 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:38,860 Listen, there's a lot of shore winds right now going off. My friends are 9 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:41,780 I can just go there and hang out while you do this. 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:49,100 But you're trying to support us. Can you do something in there? I mean, babe, I 11 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:53,100 love this stuff, but, like, this is, like, your thing. I have my own thing. 12 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,400 Like, I am good. 13 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:57,980 Hi. 14 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,039 How are you? 15 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:04,480 I'm good. If you need any help finding anything, just don't hesitate to ask me. 16 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,740 Okay. I noticed you were looking at these skirts. 17 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:11,990 Those would match your eyes beautifully, honestly. 18 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:12,988 This one? 19 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,710 Yeah, I think those would look really nice on you. 20 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:18,390 Thanks. 21 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,230 Maybe I'll try it on. 22 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:24,990 Yeah, if you need any impressions, you want to try some things on, the rest of 23 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:28,550 it's right there. Let me know. I'm here to help you in any way. 24 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:30,830 Thanks. Really helpful. 25 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,150 All right, are we done here? 26 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:37,470 Just got here. 27 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:40,510 This is going to end. 28 00:01:41,030 --> 00:01:41,949 All right. 29 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:44,370 Whatever. Find your stuff and let's get out of here. 30 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:05,350 Hey, I was by the register earlier and I noticed that the keys to the door were 31 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:06,950 there and stuff, so I don't know if you... 32 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:14,030 Why can't you get anything straight? Just figure it out, Tony. Go do 33 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:17,370 Why are you always asking me what to do? I was just reminding you because I know 34 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,430 you're always looking for the keys. I'm sorry. All right. 35 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:22,850 Okay, well, figure it out. You're a grown man. Come on. Come on. 36 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:26,490 Tony, that skirt up top. 37 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:27,710 I'm telling you. 38 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:28,509 This one? 39 00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:30,030 Yeah, it'll look great. 40 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:31,310 It'll look great on you. 41 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:37,120 Hey, ladies, finding everything okay? 42 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:39,100 Yeah, everything's good. This is really cute. 43 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:42,420 All right. If you want to try it on, you're more than welcome. 44 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,240 Yeah, I would love to. Also, what are you doing working here? 45 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:50,780 Oh, it's a family business. My aunt owns it. So, yeah, I'm kind of just helping 46 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:53,880 out. I'm not a regular. We opened up six months ago. Is this your first time 47 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,820 here? Yeah, it's my first time. I really, really like it. Yeah, we have a 48 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:57,638 cool stuff. 49 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,960 And how do you like the decor in here? 50 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,138 Yeah, that's cute. 51 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,320 It's got a good vibe, right? Yeah. Can I try this on? 52 00:03:04,730 --> 00:03:05,309 Of course. 53 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,310 Thank you. 54 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,670 That's a great little outfit, let me tell you. You put that together really 55 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:13,950 nice. Thank you. 56 00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:17,350 Yeah, you can do so much with it. Go out, you can keep it casual. 57 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:19,190 You look great in it. 58 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:20,728 Thanks, Mom. 59 00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:24,310 See if I try something else on, though. Yeah, anything you want, try on. 60 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:29,110 I'll let you know if I need anything. Okay, yeah, let me know if you need any 61 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,650 help. I'm here for you. Sure. 62 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,460 Oh, my God. Tony, what are you doing? 63 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,120 Get out of here. What the fuck are you doing? 64 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,560 I was helping the customer. 65 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,940 Go to the register like I told you. I was helping the customer. What is wrong 66 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,740 with you? Wait till I talk to your mother. 67 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,060 Oh, my God. 68 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,320 Need any help? 69 00:03:59,420 --> 00:04:02,360 Just let me know. Need any help finding anything? Okay, thank you. 70 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,880 I don't want to be here. You know I need this outfit, and you know I have 71 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:17,640 nothing to wear at home, and I just can't deal with you. This is the last 72 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,779 I want to be. There's all short wins going on, and my friends are all at the 73 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:23,940 beach, and all I want to do is just surf. You know what? 74 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,159 This is ridiculous. 75 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,780 Go over there, text your little friends. Look, there's a seat. 76 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,640 Bye. Finish up, please. 77 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:30,940 Please finish. 78 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,700 How's the search going? 79 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,560 Fine, I guess. 80 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,920 can't decide. 81 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,419 What's your name? 82 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:46,420 That's Joe. 83 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,520 What's yours? 84 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,640 Nice to meet you. 85 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,880 You have such a pretty smile. 86 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:57,220 Thanks. 87 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,560 Is that your boyfriend or your brother? 88 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,520 It's my boyfriend. 89 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,460 Yeah, I know. 90 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,520 You got a boyfriend, huh? 91 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:10,940 Yeah. 92 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,140 He's kind of the worst. 93 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:19,060 I was going to say, like, your personalities don't match. He seems so 94 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,660 like... I know. 95 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:26,920 I know. He kind of seems like a... Like a deadly downer. He's a little bit of a 96 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,720 stick in the mud, honestly. 97 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:34,180 Yeah, so it's like... He just doesn't care about, like, fashion like I do, you 98 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,560 know? I love fashion. 99 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:36,860 Yeah, you can tell. 100 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,840 Honestly, everything here, I think... 101 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:46,230 It's, like, perfect for you because, like, you don't... I notice you're not 102 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:49,750 wearing a bra. We don't sell any bras, so you don't have, you know... Well, I 103 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:54,970 mean, I don't know. I'm so used to just not ever wearing one, you know? 104 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:59,430 Just something of a free spirit. 105 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:02,030 Me too, actually. 106 00:06:02,290 --> 00:06:03,290 We have so much in common. 107 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:04,590 You know that? Yeah. 108 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:06,530 I felt like... 109 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:24,310 Tony, what are you doing? 110 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,010 Get out of here. 111 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:27,970 Leave her alone. 112 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:32,710 She's shopping with her boyfriend. Go back up front like I told you. Tony, one 113 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:33,710 more time. 114 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,040 All right, Joe. 115 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,160 Hi. 116 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:50,920 Oh, my gosh. 117 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:55,300 Cool back tattoo. I love it. I love your tattoo. 118 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,060 Thanks. It hurt a lot. 119 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,120 I was going to say, did it hurt? 120 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:01,280 Yeah, 15 hours. 121 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,600 Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You're so pretty. 122 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:07,950 Have you been on a commercial before or something? 123 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,850 No, but my mom always told me I should be a hand model. 124 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:13,830 Really? I thought you could be more than a hand model. 125 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:15,790 Thanks. You're very beautiful. 126 00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:17,230 Thanks, man. 127 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,670 You know, my sister owns the joint. 128 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:23,370 That's cool. Good for you. If you're going to buy something, I could probably 129 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:24,309 get you a discount. 130 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:28,550 A discount or like... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 131 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:29,770 I mean, 132 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:32,430 can I get your number? 133 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,180 You want to, like, change numbers? We can hang out. 134 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,560 I'm flattered. 135 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,960 But I'm good. Thank you, though. I'm just going to get back. Tell your sister 136 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,560 that I'm a great customer. 137 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:43,940 Okay. 138 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,560 Yeah. If you need anything, anything. 139 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,860 Nice to meet you. I'm going to go try this on. 140 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,240 Anything at all. Just let me know. 141 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:00,930 I can eat you now. 142 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,170 I don't know why you just won't let me go now. 143 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,150 Go now. 144 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:08,290 No, I already know that's going to follow me right back to the house. 145 00:08:08,830 --> 00:08:12,310 I will not be at the end of it. No, I would like another shot. 146 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:15,570 Figure it out. 147 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:16,930 I'll see you whatever. 148 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:19,469 Everything okay? 149 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:20,470 Finding everything? 150 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:21,590 Yes, thank you. 151 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:25,430 If you need any help, just let me know. Okay, thank you. 152 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:32,690 Not getting anything today? 153 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:35,409 I don't think so. Couldn't really find anything I liked. 154 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:38,530 Really? Yeah, but you got a little tip. 155 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,309 Oh, my gosh. 156 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:46,070 You can come back at any time. Okay. I'll definitely come back. 157 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:54,530 Did that girl just show you her tip? 158 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,749 She did. 159 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:56,750 She did. 160 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:02,980 She's wild. I didn't know that was allowed in the... kind of place. I mean, 161 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:07,500 okay with me. I don't know if my aunt would like it, but, you know, I mean, 162 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600 honestly. 163 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,660 Whoa. 164 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:14,940 Oh, 165 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,000 well then, it wouldn't hurt if I... 166 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:34,910 You are beautiful. 167 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,310 You are so beautiful. 168 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,450 Thank you. 169 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:42,310 I'm going to go try these on. 170 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:43,870 Okay. 171 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,710 I'm kind of a loss of words. 172 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:50,210 Do you know when they're going to, like, get in here? I can put a special order 173 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,610 in for you. Okay. Yeah. 174 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:54,910 All right. For, like, when is it going to arrive? 175 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:58,410 Usually my shipping is about two weeks. Okay. 176 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,500 Okay, is it going to come to my address or to here? What did you require? 177 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,420 Those needles look amazing on you. 178 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,880 Oh, thank you. 179 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,740 See anything you like? 180 00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:16,440 No? Okay. 181 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,780 Oh, no, no, it's okay. 182 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,420 Okay. I'm just looking. It's okay. Just browsing? Yeah. Okay. 183 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,240 That would look great on you. 184 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,520 That would look great on you. Thank you. 185 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:11,740 You should buy it. 186 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,980 I do love things, so. You should buy it. 187 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,300 I'll hold down the fort. 188 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,200 That looks really nice on you. Yellow, yellow is a great color on you. 189 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,000 You think? 190 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:47,860 Wow. 191 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120 Wow. 192 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,600 You look ready to go out for dinner. 193 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,940 Yeah? Yeah. 194 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,480 Night on the town? 195 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,120 Thanks. 196 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,800 Just handle the stuff over here. 197 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:26,870 So maybe we could be in private for a little bit? 198 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,450 Yeah? 199 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:33,550 You 200 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:40,510 think it looks 201 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,349 good on? 202 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,510 You should see it off. 203 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:14,630 Do you want to see me? 204 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:30,610 I didn't realize you've been walking around with this in your pants this 205 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:34,650 time. You should have told me earlier. 206 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:59,320 I'm not sure, but I think so. The beige one? 207 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,780 Oh, 208 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,400 okay, yeah. 209 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,300 Ooh, okay. 210 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,770 She can't see anything, baby. 211 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:38,850 She's not going to see. 212 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:46,990 Let me see the fake eye. 213 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,550 Alright, yeah, thank you. 214 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,080 Hey, babe, you in there? 215 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,520 Um, yeah, I'm just trying on stuff. 216 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,680 I thought you were waiting outside. Yeah, I'm just going to go over and grab 217 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,540 coffee real quick. I'll come back later. 218 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,220 Okay. All right. Yep. 219 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,440 I'm just right over here checking out some stuff, making sure no one stole 220 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,440 anything. Just checking out some stuff? I'm making sure nobody stole anything. 221 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,040 Why would somebody steal anything? 222 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,720 Well, there's a lot of people here. Why are you acting so weird? 223 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,240 I'm not acting weird at all. Tony, don't play with me, Tony. 224 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,200 Why do you always stick a... Okay. 225 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,079 Well, get back to the register. 226 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,900 All right, I'm going now. What are you doing? 227 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,610 That was a close one. 228 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,630 Don't need to pay attention. 229 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,070 If I wasn't family, I'd be fired right now. 230 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,230 Well... 231 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,140 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 232 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,980 Oh, my God. I told you to close the door. 233 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,830 No. 234 00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:24,690 What the fuck? 235 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,230 Nothing. 236 00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:28,710 Tony! I'm helping out a customer. 237 00:44:29,090 --> 00:44:30,430 Oh my God. I'm helping out a customer. 238 00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:33,130 Do you know what kind of problem this would cause for me? Get up. 239 00:44:33,530 --> 00:44:34,530 Tony. 240 00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,290 That's it. I'm done with you. 241 00:44:37,210 --> 00:44:43,390 My hand is tripping. I'm sorry. 242 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,650 Thank you. 243 00:46:35,530 --> 00:46:36,730 All right, baby, we're going to get out of here. 244 00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:39,230 What the hell is going on? 245 00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:41,630 Nothing. What do you mean nothing? 246 00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:43,370 Oh, my God. Tony. 247 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:45,490 What? What the fuck is this? Are you okay, sir? 248 00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:48,850 No, I'm not okay. Oh, my God. This is crazy. 249 00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,530 Fuck this. I'm out of here. 250 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:51,750 Wait. Babe. 251 00:46:52,490 --> 00:46:56,630 Babe, come back. Nope. Fuck off. Tony, that's it. I'm done with you. Get out of 252 00:46:56,630 --> 00:46:57,630 here. You're fired. 253 00:46:57,890 --> 00:47:00,350 I'm family. No, you're not anymore. Bye. 17630