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I told you to go away.

Why are you crying?

Because he broke up with me.

Who? David.

You started dating that guy like two weeks ago.

And?

I really liked him.

You shouldn't cry over a boy that you've only dated for two weeks.

I know I'm just your stepdad, but I'm giving you advice here. That's not...

But I really... liked him and he broke up with me because i wouldn't have sex

with him okay that's something you should talk to your mother about maybe

mom's out of town and you're the one that just barged in here well asking

questions

It's good you didn't have sex with him. That's good. If you just want to have

sex after two weeks, then you don't want to be part of that. Yeah, mom told me

to save myself for marriage, so that's why I'm still a virgin.

That's good. That's good.

Listen, okay.

Guys these days, they want to have sex. They see all this porn, and everybody's

so sexually active. I get it, but you can't just do what they want to do.

You've got to hold firm. You've got to hold strong, so that's good.

If he can't deal with it and he breaks up with you, then who cares? Forget him,

okay?

But I really liked him.

And there's been a lot of guys that have done this to me, and I just don't know

what to do.

Because, you know, I really like them, and I want to make them happy, but I

can't have sex with them because then I won't be a virgin anymore.

And that's bad, right?

It's bad. Yeah, no, it's bad. Yeah, no, that's, you know, what your mom taught

you.

There are, like, loopholes.

Has she talked to you about kind of the loopholes? Has she talked to you about

that?

Loopholes?

Yeah, you know, like, if it's out of state, not cheating.

Huh?

That's something we talk.

Like, okay, so the one... Has she talked to you about if it's anal, it's

not really losing your virginity?

What's that?

Well, it's like...

Okay.

So, you know, like in sex, penis goes in the vagina and all that.

And then obviously you wouldn't be a virgin anymore, right?

But if the penis went in your ass, well, that doesn't count.

Then you're still a virgin.

So, like, you could have sex with him, but if it's in the ass, if you let him

stick it in your ass, then you're still a virgin. So that's kind of like a

loophole.

But I didn't know that that was that my butt could be used for that Yeah,

yeah your butt could be used for lots of things but I mean, I'm not saying do

that. I'm just saying that that that's kind of I mean your mother your mother

and I You know, we we we do that. So she likes it. She likes having anal sex.

So, you know Why?

Well, she didn't I can tell you because it's not cheating, but when she was with

your dad and we met, she really liked me, but we couldn't have sex because she

was still married. So I said, well, if I stick it in your ass, it's not cheating

because it's not actually sex, you know, in the olden terms of sex.

So she went along with it, and so it's not cheating. So she never really

cheated. So if, so what you're saying is if I

let a guy have sex with me in my butt, then I'm still a virgin?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, for sure.

And I'm not going to get in trouble?

No, no, you're not going to, like, burn or anything.

You're fine.

I mean, you know. And mom would have proven that?

Oh, yeah, mom, your mother loves it. If she was here, she'd show you.

I mean, you know, she would just.

She would show you how to... I mean, how does it work?

What do you mean, how does it work?

I mean, like, I've heard that, you know, at school, that, I mean, it really,

it could hurt.

Well, I mean, there's ways to make it, you know, not hurt, like, you know,

foreplay, and there's certain things you can do to take it easy at first, and,

you know, it doesn't...

You know, just go right into it.

So, yeah. So you'll be okay.

Yeah. Um, do you think you could show me?

Show you what?

Like, tell you? I just told you.

No, no, no. I mean, do you think you could, you know, teach me?

You know, you seem like you know so much about it, and, you know, I, I mean, I

guess I could just...

look online, but I really don't think it'd be the same.

And I really want to make sure that I'm good at it because, you know, I am

saving myself for marriage and, you know, I still want to be a virgin, but I

don't want these boys to keep breaking up with me that I like. I want to be

to actually make it to getting married one day.

Right.

I mean, listen.

And you're just my stepdad, so it's okay.

That's okay.

I mean, well, technically, it's not really sex, either.

Exactly. Like you said, it's not really sex. I didn't think about it that way,

but... And you're just teaching me.

Right. I mean, I don't want someone, like, a bad person to teach you, you

I mean, coming from your stepfather, that's, you know, probably the way it

should be.

Yeah, I mean, you know, parents aren't supposed to teach their kids about

things.

Yeah.

So...

What do you think?

Yeah, I could teach you.

I mean, there's one thing that I, you know, kind of did learn about, though.

What's that?

Well, I have learned about oral sex.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

So, why don't you lay down? No, just lay down.

Mm -hmm.

Because I don't know what you've been taught or who you've been with.

Mm -hmm.

You know.

But, um...

Listen,

even though this is, you know, just me teaching you and everything... Mm -hmm.

We probably shouldn't tell your mother.

Because, I don't know, I don't know how she would feel about it.

You know, so we should probably just, you know, keep this between us.

But does that mean that it's bad?

No, no, no. She's very stressed out with work, and, you know, if we told her

what we were doing, then she would probably just want to help out, too, and

it'd be another thing on her plate, you know. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

I understand, but I really do appreciate you helping me.

Just don't tell your mom.

Okay.

I didn't even quite do that before.

No one's ever done that to me, Daddy.

I didn't know that it could feel so good.

Are you sure that I'm still going to be a virgin?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, absolutely.

So you know a little bit about oral? Is that what you said?

Mm -hmm.

I've done it once before.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Do you like it?

I don't know. I didn't really.

I've only done it once, and it was interesting.

Maybe I just haven't been taught properly how to do it.

Wonder if you're better at sucking my dick than your mom is, huh?

Think you can out -suck than your mom?

Uh, I don't know.

Yeah? I think she's had a lot more experience with it.

It's true.

She has.

But... Why don't we find out?

Am I doing a good job, Daddy? Yeah.

Yeah.

Promise you'd tell me if I wasn't doing a good job. You're doing a great job.

So when are you going to teach me about the loophole?

Oh, yeah?

Oh,

here, let me get some of this.

Make it easier for you.

What's that?

It's loophole lotion.

Can you put some on me, too? Oh, of course.

no daddy you can't go in there because then he won't be a virgin anymore

I can't believe I can still keep my virginity and do that.

Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Does it feel good? Do you like that?

Yes, Johnny. It feels so good.

You would have told me about this loophole before.

It's alright. It's better for me to show you.

I can't do it.

It's

so

hard. Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Come here.

Turn around.

My tailbone got me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes. Pull them harder.

Oh my gosh.

with money?

Yeah? You want me to keep coming?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Where are you going to come, Daddy?

I'll come right in your face.

Yeah? Yeah, right in those pretty little glasses.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Tiny.

Thank you so much for teaching me, Daddy.

Yeah. Now, remember, just don't tell your mom, okay?

I mean, she'll be okay with it, but just don't tell her.

Okay. I'll leave the lotion, the loophole lotion there for you.

I had to go get some more. I'm okay.

Okay. All right.

Bye, Daddy.

We'll have dinner at, like, six.

Okay. Bye.

Thank you.

Uh -huh.

wow loopholes are fun