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Tommy has been the voice of reason in my life since we met at college.

He's the one person I know has my back at all times.

When I told him that I ended it with Brian, he immediately told me to drop

everything and come over to take my mind off of it.

Wow, you never learned many things, did you?

I'm just a little rusty, okay?

A little rusty. My patio furniture is a little rusty. I mean, you're more like

the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.

It's hard for me to concentrate, okay?

Oh, that's right. I forgot you got your heart ripped out again because you fell

in love with the wrong guy again.

Can we just get a drink or something?

I'm tired of embarrassing myself here.

Oh, you think this is embarrassing?

Wait until you get a few drinks and you're going to be confessing your love

parking meter.

really suggesting i make bad decisions when i drink i am suggesting that you

make bad decisions when you are sober also come on let's go

you were right

you were always right sometimes i don't want to be right i mean i want you to

find true love you deserve it but You have this terrible habit of falling for

unavailable men. Or even worse, recently available men.

What do you mean?

Brian was married for seven years until his wife cheated on him.

You always had a crush on Brian.

And then you swoop in and lend yourself to his broken heart.

And?

Brian wasn't ready to be with somebody.

But Brian was sad and felt defeated.

And you were there.

And he fell madly in love with you for two months.

It was more than two months. It was two months of genuine affection.

And then it was six months of trying to figure out how to get out of it.

You were the rebound.

That never works, Maya.

I really thought after all these years you would have learned something, but

apparently not.

Well, you did warn me.

I always warn you. I warn you not to jaywalk. I mean, I feel like I should be

a retainer or something.

It's true. You're basically my therapist.

I should be paying you.

You should.

But the truth is, you aren't even gonna pay for these drinks.

I love you, Tommy.

I know.

And you should.

But you should also go home and get some sleep.

Everything's gonna be okay.

I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried.

After the martinis wore off, I just felt alone all over again.

I needed to see Tommy. I needed to have him hold me.

I was just hoping he was still awake and didn't think I was crazy.

Yeah, I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Okay. All right, fine.

I don't know, Tommy.

I don't know if I have a moment of clarity or revelation or what, but

nobody on Earth I would rather be with right now than you.

Maya, I'm here for you, okay?

You're my best friend.

I don't know if that's enough for me anymore.

Maya, you're emotional right now.

If we take this any further, I mean, you're gonna be doing to me what Brian

to you.

So, you'd be my rebound from Brian?

I'd be your rebound from every horrible decision you ever made.

Hoping you're gonna say you're okay with that.

Yeah.

Pay it forward.

I can emotionally destroy somebody after you emotionally destroy me.

You know what?

You should have been here in the first place.

Maya, I'm here now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Alright.

Thank you.

Good taste.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Fuck.

Yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh

my

God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, yes.

Please,

please, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, no.

oh fuck fuck fuck oh

my god