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Hey guys! I got a good one, do you want to hear it?

Shut up Hopkins!

What do you say to a black man in a uniform?

Excuse me Sir, I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke please!

You're a fucking hillbilly, Hopkins!

Say that again snow white!?

Say that again snow white!?

You're just jealous of my big black dick that's all!

Shut up!

Hey guys, I've got another one!

Do you know why black people...

Ninjas!

Get some!

Jenny! Stop playing those stupid video games and go outside!

Yes mom!

One minute! I'm coming!

Your pepperoni, ma'am.

I didn't order any pizza!

With extra 9 millimeter.

Mom?!

Darling! Breakfast is ready!

Do you know why Americans don't have hemorrhoids?

Because all the assholes live in Canada!

Hopkins! You old sack of shit!

Did they give you bionic balls too?

You know I've already got balls of steel!

Okay, let's not break your new toy!!

It's good to see you again, John!

Shit, you look like somebody's secretary!

An Air Force Uniform, and you get all the pussy, dude...

So I left the Army! You want me to hook you up?

I'm good pussy-wise, man, and you can keep your desk job.

Holy shit Hopkins, for all those years I thought you were rotting in a rice paddy!

How did you survive this shit?

The usual routine...

It all started when those fucking gooks unleashed raptors on my ass...

Fuck off bastard!

Fuck off bastard!

Hey Hopkins, need a hand?

Come on, you fucking bastard commie lizards swingers...

Come on Kowalsky! Get to the chopper!

Yes, we are gonna have a little party, oh yes a nice little party just you and me

A party, a little party, a nice little party...

That was the last time I saw Kowalsky...

He was a nice guy... For a Polack!

Fucking mess...

I wonder what became of Snow White...

So! What brings you to the boondocks, Hopkins?

I've got good news and bad news John.

Good news first.

They murdered your ex-wife.

Shit...

No more alimony!

And they took your kid!

Don't mess John! It's up to the police to handle this!

Tell me everything you know, Hopkins! Spill it!

We're not in Vietnam anymore John, there are laws here!

I can't say anything!

Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch!

You've never been able to put your dick in anything but fat-mama san!

You don't know what it's like to have a kid!

That's fucking cold, John... there was that girl in high school...

Where, when, how?!

You have no clue about the shitstorm you're about to walk into...

Walking in is the easy part,

it's walking out without your dick in a sling that's rough...

A joint operation between the FBI and the Air Force

has been set-up to nail a big weapons dealer.

As of yet we don't know who he is or where he operates from.

What's the deal with my daughter?

You will not believe me John, but his men... they are ninjas!

Shit! Those fuckers again!

I’ve gone undercover into a gang of bikers, and I’ve set up a deal in a few days.

We are gonna nail them John, don't worry!

On time, as promised.

Do you know why your ancestors roamed the desert for 40 years?

Because an asshole lost a coin!

Freeze motherfucker. FBI!

Surprises!

I love surprises!

I love surprises!

Hey Hopkins!

How is your arm doing?

Shit!

Freeze!

Greetings from Smith and Wesson!

John...

You!

Come closer... I'll speak...

Where is my daughter, you motherfucker!!

It's not a way to treat an old friend...

Reunions, I love reunions!

Hey John! I almost forgot!

If you want your kid back, I've got a job for you!

Fuck! If I'd known I was going to die today I would have gotten laid...

Hold on Hopkins, it's gonna be ok! Hold on!

You know, there is something I never told you John...

You know, all that racist bullshit...

My old man...

He died in a concentration camp...

Shit, Hopkins, I didn't know.

He fell from the guard tower!

Colonel, the American is here, the American is in Val Verde.

Thank you, Bernardo.

Don't worry...

I'll keep an eye on him...

It will have cost you an arm!

And a leg!

Beautiful! Bravo, John!

I hope my little warm-up... pleased you!

Where is my daughter, motherfucker!

Jenny!

Sargent Kowalsky was part of my experiments when I was working for the Soviet Union...

like your friend... “Snow White”.

Unfortunately, he didn't survive.

You could have been a wonderful guinea pig, John!

If only that... goddamn Colonel Yin didn't let you go...

Well, let's get to the point...

John, you are known to be the best warrior in the world, and I need you,

to train my Ninja Army

and set-up a new world order, thanks to my new organization...

The Pentangle!

Kowalsky let her go. It's me John!

Don't sweat it!

His brain has been replaced by a powerful 4 Mhz microprocessor, to make him

a perfect little soldier!

So... what do you think of my proposal, John?

If you want your kid back, then you gonna cooperate, right?

Kiddy wants to say something?

Kill all these bastards until the last one, dad!

That's my girl!

To the helicopter, quick!

Daddy!

Sargent Kowalsky, stop! This is an order!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Yes!

Lower! Lower!

Lower! Come on! Lower!

Farewell John!

I think our little deal is off!

But don't worry, I will take care of your daughter!

I can look after myself, you creepy bastard!

Kowalsky it's over!

It's me, John, remember?

Let her go.

I told you to let her go!

I told you to let her go!

What are you doing Kowalsky, don't mess! I told you to let her go!

Daddy!

Jenny!

Daddy!

No!

You are an American!

But in your blood must flow Ninja blood!

As says the Ninja Code,

I must teach you the art of Ninjitsu!

Teach me!

A true ninja knows how to master the 4 elements,

but you need to master the fifth element!

Air...

Fire...

Water...

Earth...

and time!

Focus!

Forget all of what you knew...

Don't walk into the past...

Don't dream of the future...

Focus!

And what will be...

will be!

Remember, my American disciple...

only a Commando Ninja, can kill another Commando Ninja!

There can be only one true Ninja!

But Senseï, did you train any other Commando Ninja's before me?

I've had another disciple before you,

very strong...

formidable!

But that person strayed from the path

and was lost to the dark side!

Now they are... a Red Ninja!

The day will come, my American Disciple.

You'll know.

And you'll have to cross the fire of destiny alone!

Now go!

Commando Ninja!

No!

Wait, John!

Lori, is that you?

Yes it's me, John.

Lori, your wife, remember?

But you're dead! How is this possible?

The Colonel Kinsky time travel device.

The Lori who was murdered was a Lori from another space and time...

So this is why those fucking Ninjas were always one step ahead of us back in 'nam!

When Kinsky first discovered that technology...

he first hired out his services to the Soviet Union.

Then...

as he became richer,

his thirst for power grew and grew!

Jenny? Where is she?

Into the future John, in 1998...

where the colonel is secretly training his great army.

Send me into the future!

Do it, for Jenny!

Bring her back, John...

Everything could be back like when we were a family.

You, me and Jenny!

I don't like your new pajamas!

There can be only one Ninja!

Holy shit... the democrats must have taken over.

I'm looking for my daughter, have you seen her?

I hate punks!

Hey, dad, it's been a while!

Jenny?

I missed you so much, dad!

How is that possible?

We left each other 20 minutes ago!

I think we've got a lot to tell each other, dad!

Jenny watch out!

Dad!

Kowalsky!

You fucking commie toaster!

Wait, dad!

I reprogrammed Kowalsky,

he helped me survive all those years without you, dad!

He is with us now!

Nice to see you again buddy!

There may have been some glitches on the language pack when I rebooted him!

Did I ever tell you about the Irish man who didn't want to die?

Hopkins!

Uncle Hopkins!