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Man, dude, last night was crazy.

There were so many people there. Dude, that party was lit, man. Dude, I saw you

with that girl.

What happened?

Well, bro, man, I was with a few girls. Which one are you talking about? The

blonde? He's a blonde.

I saw you. I saw you. I knew you were talking about her.

Well. What happened?

I don't usually like to kiss and tell, so I'll just tell you. Fuck.

No. Yes, bro. You did?

Bro, it was amazing, dog. I thought she wasn't that much of a freak, but when we

went upstairs and we were by ourselves, she let loose.

She started with just a blowjob. I didn't even say anything. She just

down my pants and started going at it.

I was like, yo, what's your name again?

She was just like, it don't matter.

So we just started fucking.

What? Yeah.

What about you, man?

Not again, man.

What's the point of going to these parties if you're not going to do

when we get there?

She just walked away.

Did you not follow her? I tried. She left.

She said she had to go home.

You didn't go home with her?

Take the hint, man.

They're just telling you the places they want to do it at.

When they walk away, they want you to walk with them. They can't do it in the

car. I don't got the balls, you know?

I don't got that.

I'm trying to tell you this all the time. Go over this many fucking times,

You don't need all of that. You just need to talk to them. They want to do

It just... They don't need to be romanticized into it, man. You don't

take them on a hundred dates to get them there. Okay? Yeah.

I mean, girl, that'd be cute. How do you let that slip away?

Come on, dude.

What are you boys talking about?

Hi, Mrs. Marie.

Are you hungry?

I have two freshly baked cookies in the oven. I could think of a few things I

want to eat.

Maybe.

Maybe?

Chocolate chip ones? Yeah, your favorite.

Alright, alright, alright.

With double chocolate chip. Double chocolate?

Alright. I'm not hungry, but you could.

Okay,

I'll go get some for you. Wait, didn't mean to interrupt.

Sorry about that. She's hot.

My mom is fucking hot.

It's my stepmom.

My dad.

That's all my dad.

I just... I don't know. She's a little weird, but... I just deal with it.

Shit, man. It'd be hard for me. I think I should start spending the night here.

What's up?

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

You said what? I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

But listen, man.

You go.

Okay, so cookies?

Yeah. But you need something else.

Nope, we're good. We're just cookies.

No, that's not enough food.

We're good. We already have food.

Yeah, like last night.

It's a new day.

Double chocolate chip cookies. And what else?

Tub of milk.

Almond milk.

You know you're like, you can't do regular milk.

She's lying.

She's lying. No, she gets her like, yeah. Never mind. Anyway.

Sorry.

Almond milk.

Double chocolate chip cookies. We're fine. It's chocolate chip.

Okay.

Go. Carry on.

I'm sorry.

She gets ruined.

That's why I stay in my room. That's why I stay in my room. That's why I'm in my

room. That's why. That is something to be distracted by.

Bro, listen, man. If you want some good pussy, man, you gotta manifest it. You

gotta think about your dick going in there and feeling that warmth as it

surrounds your dick.

You'll feel that squeeze, bro.

You can't look at tapes and think about it. You just got to do it, man. You

think? You think I got it in me?

Oh, no.

All it takes is breaking the seal. Once you crack one, man, it's just going to

be a floodgate.

Hey. Hey.

Where are my cookies?

Your cookies?

I want to join in the conversation.

Okay. So, y 'all, you boys were going out last night, I heard.

Yeah? And your friend here got some action and you didn't.

Excuse me? Sorry, I had big ears.

I can hear you down the hall.

Your voice carries, you know.

Actually,

I was planning on taking that girl out to a nice... Yeah, yeah. Nice try,

He's not like that.

Well, no, I know. He looks like a gentleman.

But, um... What about you?

No action?

No, I... Girls are sexy and cute.

And you're a good -looking young man.

I... Tell it.

I mean, do I need to show you a thing or two? Like... What? You have had

some action, right?

Uh... Oh, God, please don't. I'm not a virgin.

Ugh.

Why do you hang out with my Stefan?

I don't know. He's cool. I know he's cool. I don't know.

So you're a good influence on him.

Because you just fucked the girl around. I heard. You did not stick her out. Oh,

my God. I told you, I was listening. Okay, I confess, I was listening. I'm

sorry, dude. Like, I'm sorry.

So, whew.

Okay, so you're a virgin.

I'm a little shy, not gonna lie.

Oh, so you need your slutty stepmom to show you a thing or two. I'm shy, too.

Slutty? Do I look shy?

I'm sorry.

This is your friend. I'm sorry. Is that shy?

It's getting a little hot in here.

What about dad?

Dude, your dad travels a lot.

And I'm horny all the time. So I need some cock.

And apparently you need some pussy.

We've been only hanging out for three months now. I think this is maybe a

conversation that y 'all should have. Oh, no, no, no, no.

You stay here, Isaiah.

You know what? I'm just going to show you.

You can?

How? Can I borrow your friend here?

What? I mean, you said you took the girl to the room and, you know, y 'all

fucked. Yeah, yeah.

Are you serious? Well, how would I help?

I mean, I couldn't. I can show my stepson how, you know, how it's done.

needs a woman to please him.

I'm here to help. I mean, he's pretty sexy.

I want to show you how it's done.

See? It's educational purposes.

Right, for you, Dylan. I guess.

Yeah, sometimes people are visual. I mean, you are just my stepmom.

Right, so it's okay.

And your friend here is fucking sexy.

Why don't you just sit in the corner and take some notes?

Okay. Cool?

Sure. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I hate when adults try to touch my face.

You got your notepad there?

Yeah, so let's go straight to the point.

That's right, you've got to get her done, baby.

So you start with kissing first.

You can't go totally straight to the point.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

It's totally okay.

I can't believe this is happening. Oh, my God. Just open your eyes and watch

your son -in -law here play with your best friend.

Yep, yep. So you start with the Mickey Mountain tip. There you go.

It's fucking awesome.

Awesome. Huh, Dillard?

Yeah. Maybe you should, uh... Do you mind? I know you're a gentleman, too.

Somewhat. I should help with this, too. Oh, yes, you should. Yes, please, I

will.

Close that mouth, young man.

Those are amazing.

It's okay. You guys can still be at that. Yeah, yeah. Even closer now.

Oh, yes.

I mean, this is our secret, bro.

Yeah. Our secret.

All of our secrets.

Oh, shit. And then you, yes, go for the pussy.

See, this is the wetness I was talking about.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh, no, that is shit.

I am wearing a little white coat. Like that?

Yes, perfect.

Good job. Good note taking.

At least you learned that in college.

Wow.

I love you.

How'd you know?

I mean, my husband over here is still a virgin.

You got a body like this.

Probably know what to do with that.

Maybe we should find out.

Yeah, I think we should.

Cool. What do you suggest we do?

Well, you take a note.

Wow.

Okay, so after, you know, you've played your pussy, you have to let

her, you know, play with your dick.

Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Okay. Are you writing it down? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just...

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, it should feel exactly like this too.

This is not happening right now. This is for sure happening.

I'm dreaming. I can't.

Just trying to teach you so you get laid, you know?

Definitely a way to teach.

Yummy.

Wow. Oh, thanks. You're sweet.

Go ahead.

All the time in the world, my husband won't be home for about a week.

Wow. Shall we take a note?

Yep. Okay.

Wow.

That's right. You don't need those.

You can hang out with your best friend. This is not easy.

I can't do that.

I was thinking maybe

you should have, you know, intermediate level moves.

Oh, yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, let me show you what I do.

We all love this.

Yes we do.

Oh

God damn, I guess that mom is a freak.

Oh, God.

No way.

That's right, baby.

Is this

really happening right now?

Yeah, dude, you just waved.

We've only started.

I gotta be dreaming.

Can I have your collar down here?

What about your father

I'm teaching you, Dylan.

That's all this is, just a teaching experience.

Please,

I'll show him every step of the way so he learns.

So is this really what has to happen?

Yep.

You want to get laid, you guys.

There's no way my stepmom is doing this right now.

Better believe it.

Down.

Open up those eyes.

I don't see you taking notes over there.

What's next?

I don't... Well, what's next? Just watch.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God.

There's no way we can copy him. Yeah, it's fucking happening.

No, it's not.

I'm going to fuck around that by your bed.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

wow.

Do my squats for today

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Right there. Right there. Right there.

We're not done yet.

This is not just one position.

Oh, my God. You don't want to be born.

That's right.

That would be my pussy talking.

This is what she wants. There's no way I'm walking with you.

Yes, you are.

Yes, you are, Dylan.

Where's the dog, you kid?

Oh, my God.

Am I dead? Am I dead, Dylan?

Oh!

He's not going to find out.

No, he's not.

Oh, my God. I'm so fucking happy right now.

Yes, it is.

I can't believe this

That's all we're here for.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God, yeah.

Oh,

wow. Wow. You have a good best friend there. All right.

Holy shit.

Oh, yes, you did.

Jesus Christ, you're right.

Oh, yes, I was right.

I was right.

Oh, yes,

I was right. I was right. Oh,

yes,

I was right.

I was right.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Delicious. How's your friend doing over there?

He's good.

Did you take a note?

Mm -hmm.

Okay, I want this nice cock back in my pussy.

That's right, right back over here. Okay.

You know, like this.

Are you learning?

Yeah. Good.

Oh, my God. You know, baby.

Good job.

Oh, fuck off.

This is wild.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

This is a happy girl.

Oh,

God,

right there.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yes.

This is really happening. This is really fucking happening.

Oh, yes.

We got school tomorrow.

It's okay, we can miss first period.

to be spread open like this.

I love you.

At least you don't have this little fuckhole of mine.

I'll let you turn it over for me.

Get out of there.

Okay.

What? Are we done? No, we're not fucking done. What?

We have to write more notes. Oh. I think you only have like seven points. You

need ten.

Ten? Oh.

Shit. Yes, babe.

I have to do all of this? Yes, you do.

Take notes, bro. I'm doing this for you. Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit.

I hope this helps.

Oh, God.

That's helping me.

happy girls.

This is all... Do you need a towel?

Oh, good.

Oh, shit.

I can't

believe this is happening I

can't

And then you never go back, baby.

I always want the tight hold.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, my

God. It's gracious.

He's not done yet.

I know.

This is... Oh, my God.

That's right.

Yes. Are you watching?

I'm watching.

Right here.

Oh,

yes. This is... unbelievable.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Wait a second. Wait a second.

Wait a second, baby. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes, baby.

This is too much. Oh.

I do not accept this.

You always said you were a visual learner, right?

Oh, yes, I was.

Yes, I was.

You will really make her happy. Oh, God.

Yes. Yes, baby. Oh, my God.

Get on your knees.

Right here on your knees.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Damn.

Okay. You okay over there, Dylan?

Yeah. It's yummy. It's extra protein.

How about them cookies?

Oh, now you want some cookies?

Okay. I'm sure they're done by now in the oven.

We'll have to do this again.

All right, I'll go get the...