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Hey, Judy. How's it going?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, so I had a chance to talk to your dad. I know you've been wanting me to do

that.

And she can move in.

Really? Yeah.

You mean that?

Yes. Are you happy?

Yeah. Good. Me too, because I really like her.

There are some rules, though, right?

You know, you've got to clean up after yourselves, do your own laundry.

Yeah, I told you that's fine. All right.

And you can pitch in, hop out with groceries sometimes, please.

Yeah, no, that's totally fine.

All right.

And just try to keep it down in the bedroom, all right?

Wow.

All right?

Yeah, of course. I know where you guys are. Come on.

All right?

Okay. Okay.

Deal? My girlfriend can move in?

Yeah, she can move in.

Okay, awesome.

Like... Whenever she's ready, yeah.

Okay, like tomorrow?

You guys take care of things. Yeah, get your room set up.

Okay. Thanks, Mom.

No problem, Mom.

Hey, Mom.

Hey. Hey, I picked up, um...

From water and from the snacks.

Aw.

Nice. Thank you. Yeah, I just went by the store the other day, so I figured,

like, I could get some stuff.

That's good.

Things seem to be working out so far, no?

Yeah. Okay.

Good, good.

Yeah, Ashley loves it here, so.

Yeah. You know, the other day she actually asked to borrow, like, a skirt

had for work or whatever, and I pulled off a couple things. It's just kind of

weird, but, you know, like, we were the same size.

She was trying on my stuff, and, like, everything fit her just like it fit me.

It was weird.

We were, like, trying a few things, and it was, like, what's the thing size? And

it was, like, I don't know. Anyway.

Yeah, like, she was even barring me makeup and stuff. Like, we have the same

skin color and whatnot.

I just thought it was kind of weird.

Yeah, it was kind of crazy.

So, anyway, I was thinking of I'm going to make a roast tonight for you guys.

Sound good?

Oh. Yeah, I mean, like, that would be cool, Mom, but, like, we're going to,

we're both going to be, like, out, probably.

Like, I'm going to, Dave's, like, having a birthday party thing, so I'm probably

going to stay out at his place tonight. Like, we're going to go out, and I'm

probably not going to be coming back tonight.

I'll just come back tomorrow.

And then Ashley's, like, having this, like, girls' night out thing with some

her friends, so she might, she might come back, but, like, But probably not.

Oh. But it would probably be, like, really late if she... So another one of

your... Okay, you know your dad's out of town, right? That's why I was going to

make girls for you guys. It was going to be the three of them.

Yeah, no. So nobody's going to be here tonight.

Yeah, no.

All right.

I get the house to myself.

Woo -hoo.

Yeah.

All right, no problem.

Okay.

All right, well, I'll see you later, okay? All right.

Okay.

She's not working. It's hot as fuck in here. Never mind that. I thought you

a dad.

Why, baby? Why do you have... Oh, my God.

I told you. Oh, my God. I just looked just... I decided to come home, like,

early.

I looked just like... Like Ashley. It was hot in here.

Your room was the closest place to be.

I don't... What did we do? What did we do?

Actually, like, so I just... Okay, okay, okay, okay. Stick it in.

Ah! Ah!

I didn't mean to hear that.

All right, so your dad does the same thing.

I don't know what to do.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know what to do.

What have we done? What have we done?

It's okay, Mom. No, no, no, no, no, no.

It was just like an accident, you know?

Yes.

It was just an accident.

No, no. We can't do that. We can't do that.

It's too hot to sleep anywhere else. Can I sleep in here?

Yeah, I should probably think about it a little later.