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You look great.

Thanks. Uh, Escanantis.

Typical line of ancient Sumer, 3500 B .C.

I've been coddling it for two years. We're here a week and it decides to

Where's your hot date?

Late. Lost. I don't know.

I hope I got it in the right direction.

You gave Alex directions to the Ottawa Valley? Relax. I gave him the

You're going to get dressed.

I am dressed.

No, you're naked.

Still, I like you better this way.

It's too much, isn't it? It's fine with me.

You? Fine with me.

Can we finish? He's going to be here soon.

Great. I'll first get Alexander the Average.

Will you lay off?

Kate, look at this room.

It's magnificent.

You're beautiful, I'm brilliant, Marcus.

Handsome. Yet loyal and faithful to our mutual poverty has agreed to house us

here under this capacious roof for a whole year before his filthy rich uncle

moves in.

And your point is?

My point is we could have invited some scintillating conversationalist to our

lovely little brunch. You know, some wit, some clever fellow, like yourself.

Alex. is a wonderful guy.

You'll be civil, right?

Oh, even civilized.

Made fettuccine.

Alex is on a gluten -restricted diet. I told you that.

Did you?

You want me to punch him out?

Yes. Okay.

It's good, huh?

Kate?

Patrick, good.

He could be lost.

We're way out here. This place is big enough we could declare ourselves a

country. Yeah, but if he was lost, he would have called.

He's not coming, is he?

Pity. You don't get to poison him now.

I forgot about the gluten thing, honestly.

Crap.

But when you reminded me, I bought him what I made him a special dinner.

No gluten there.

What are those?

Dwarf dicks.

Pure protein.

Why don't you like him?

We like him.

We like him. He's a flake.

Well, at least he's normal.

He's got a family, life, friends.

He cares about the world.

Why? Because he works in a health food store or because he recycles?

We have friends.

He asked me to move in with him.

And?

I said no.

You know what?

Forget about Alex.

Let's eat him.

Really, like a ritual.

We'll eat him and he's gone.

And we are three again.

Five months with Casey.

Remember her?

Longest relationship I've had.

Brown hair, big eyes.

Landscape architect.

You should have stuck with her.

She was whiny with no sense of humor.

She liked you, too.

She wasn't good enough for you.

She even cut her hair like yours.

I think she wanted to be you.

She thought we were having an affair.

You and me?

Wonder if you encouraged that.

Maybe it's us.

Maybe we drive them away.

Why do you suppose we do that?

I'll go check on the kids.

I was just looking for the sugar. I forgot my coffee.

Look, you guys. Look, we were drunk. We can forget it even happened.

Yeah.

There's an idea.

I'm going to work.

I had a really good time last night.

Yeah.

We're not going to have a deep conversation, are we?

About what?

The IVM documenting is exactly the turquoise. What did you make?

Moth, Kelly and black.

You can apply it with your brush.

Or with your fingers.

Louis. What about Marcus?

What about him?

He's not here.

So, I can't.

I just, I don't see you two separately.

I think of you, I think of Marcus.

It's like you're some strange hybrid.

Am I meant to be flattered by this?

I'm saying that the three of us, we're like a little society.

What are you going to tell me?

And he's water, I'm fire, and you're the earth?

You know, like, maybe... Maybe we belong together.

Mutant peas in a rotten pod.

You want a hand?

Marcus?

I saw you with Louie through the window this morning.

Nothing happened.

He's had it for you, you know, since he met you.

I think I knew that.

If you want me to step back, I will.

Why do you always put Louie first?

Because Louie's got to come first.

Or the universe will go down in flames and take all of us with it.

You are just as good as he is. You're probably a better person, too, morally

speaking. Saint Mark, martyr.

I don't want you to step back.

Last night was real, right?

Louis has to be a part of this.

We're not finished.

I am.

I'm not.

Answer yourself.

We can't go back.

Can't go back where?

Kansas?

Living in this limbo, pretending that nothing's happening between us.

This is where we're supposed to be. We go back, we're dead.

Off you go, then.

Tuck in. I'll put out the cat.

Louis, I wish you would. Be careful what you bloody wish for.

You're gonna let me walk up these stairs?

What is it exactly you can't do, Louie?

Hello? Oh, okay, okay.

Can we try to make this work?

How? We each drink a bottle of wine?

If that's what you need.

I can't do this.

You're staying?

Is that what this is about for you? Winning?

What's that much for your new society?

Well, if you weren't such a selfish egomaniac... Me?

What about you?

What about me?

Is this real for you?

Is Marcus real or am I?

Or is this just some big idea you've dreamed up because you don't fit in with

the rest of the world?

Am I ruining your friendship?

I am.

I just want you to know that I have never wanted anyone or anything as much

want you to.

I don't know where to put that.

Belle de Nuit.

I know.

Not exactly prehistoric, but they're beautiful.

That's your turquoise.

Let's call it Belle de Nuit.

Thank you.

So? Well, we talked about our feelings.

And then we stopped. Because you don't want to do too much of that, do you?

Friends?

Friends.

We want to try this, whatever it is.

But we can't promise anything.

Being the brutes that we are.

And what if it doesn't work?

Well, we're screwed either way.

I can never do these.

Now this...

You look great.

Thanks. Uh, Espinantis.

Typical line of ancient Sumer, 3500 B .C.

I've been coddling this for two years.

We're here a week and it decides to bloom.

Where's your hot date?

Late, lost, I don't know.

Well, I thought you were in the right direction.

You gave Alex directions to the Ottawa Valley? Relax, I gave him the

You're going to get dressed.

I am dressed.

No, you're naked.

Still, I like you better this way.

It's too much, isn't it?

It's fine with me.

You? Fine with me?

Can we finish? He's going to be here soon.

Great. I'll first get Alexander the Average.

Will you lay off?

Kate, look at this room.

It's magnificent.

You're beautiful, I'm brilliant, Marcus.

Handsome. Yet loyal and faithful to our mutual poverty has agreed to have us

here under this capacious roof for a whole year before his filthy rich uncle

moves in.

And your point is?

My point is we could have invited some scintillating conversationalist to our

lovely little brunch. You know, some wit, some clever fellow.

Like, uh, like yourself?

Uh, like...

is a wonderful guy.

You'll be civil, right?

Oh, even civilized.

Made fettuccine.

Alex is on a gluten -restricted diet. I told you that.

Did you?

You want me to punch him out?

Yes. Okay.

It's good, huh?

Kate?

Patrick, good.

He could be lost.

We're way out here. This place is big enough we could declare ourselves a

country. Yeah, but if he was lost, he would have called.

He's not coming, is he?

Pity. You don't get to poison him now.

I forgot about the gluten thing, honestly.

Crap.

But when you reminded me, I bought some watch when I made him a special dinner.

No gluten there.

What are those?

Dwarf dicks.

Pure protein.

Why don't you like him?

We like him.

We like him. He's a flake.

Well, at least he's normal.

He's got a family, life, friends.

He cares about the world.

Why? Because he works in a health food store or because he recycles?

We have friends.

He asked me to move in with him.

And?

I said no.

You know what?

Forget about Alex.

Let's eat him.

Really, like a ritual.

We'll eat him and he's gone.

And we are three again.

Five months with Casey.

Remember her?

Longest relationship I've had.

Brown hair, big eyes.

Landscape architect.

You should have thought with her.

She was whiny with no sense of humor.

She liked you, too.

She wasn't good enough for you.

She even cut her hair like yours.

I think she wanted to be you.

She thought we were having an affair.

You and me?

Wonder who encouraged that.

Maybe it does.

Maybe we drive them away.

Why do you suppose we do that?

I'll go check on the kids.

I was just looking for the sugar. I forgot my coffee.

Look, you guys.

Look, we were drunk. We can forget it even happened.

Yeah.

There's an idea.

I'm going to work.

I had a really good time last night.

Yeah.

We're not going to have a deep conversation, are we?

About what?

The IVM documenting is exactly this turquoise. What did you mix?

Moth, Kelly and black.

You can apply it with your brush.

Or with your fingers.

Louis. What about Marcus?

What about him?

He's not here.

So?

So... I can't.

I just, I don't see you two separately.

I think of you, I think of Marcus.

It's like you're some strange hybrid.

Am I meant to be flattered by this?

I'm saying that the three of us, we're like a little society.

What are you going to tell me?

That he's water, I'm fire, and you're the earth?

You know, like maybe, maybe we belong together.

Mutant peas in a rotten pod.

You want a hand?

Marcus?

I saw you with Louie through the window this morning.

Nothing happened.

He's had it for you, you know, since he met you.

I think I knew that.

If you want me to step back, I will.

Why do you always put Louie first?

Because Louie's got to come first.

Or the universe will go down in flames and take all of us with it.

You are just as good as he is. You're probably a better person, too, morally

speaking. Saint Mark, martyr.

I don't want you to step back.

Last night was real, right?

Louis has to be a part of this.

We're not finished.

I am.

I'm not.

Don't say it yourself.

We can't go back.

Can't go back where?

Kansas?

Living in this limbo, pretending that nothing's happening between us.

This is where we're supposed to be. We go back, we're dead.

Off you go, then.

Tuck in. I'll put out the cat.

Louis, I wish you would. Be careful what you bloody wish for.

You're gonna let me walk up these stairs?

What is it exactly you can't do, Louie?

Hello? Okay, okay.

Can we try to make this work?

How? We each drink a bottle of wine?

That's what you need.

I can't do this.

You're staying?

Is that what this is about for you? Winning?

so much for your new society.

Well, if you weren't such a selfish egomaniac... Me?

What about you?

What about me?

Is this real for you?

Is Marcus real or am I?

Or is this just some big idea you've dreamed up because you don't fit in with

the rest of the world?

I am.

I just want you to know that I have never wanted anyone or anything as much

want you to.

I don't know where to put that.

Belle de Nuit.

I know.

Not exactly prehistoric, but they're beautiful.

That's your turquoise.

Let's call it Belle de Nuit.

Thank you.

So? Well, we talked about our feelings.

And then we stopped, because you don't want to do too much of that, do you?

Friends?

Friends.

We want to try this, whatever it is.

But we can't promise anything.

Being the brutes that we are.

And what if it doesn't work?

Well, we're screwed either way.

I can never do these.

now she is

You look great.

Thanks. Uh, Escanantis.

Typical line of ancient Sumer, 3500 B .C.

I've been coddling this for two years.

We're here a week and it decides to bloom.

Where's your hot date?

Late, lost, I don't know.

I hope I got it in the right direction.

You gave Alex directions to the Ottawa Valley? Relax, I gave him the

You're going to get dressed.

I am dressed.

No, you're naked.

Still, I like you better this way.

It's too much, isn't it? It's fine with me.

You? Fine with me.

Can we finish?

He's going to be here soon.

Great. I'll first get Alexander the Average.

Will you lay off?

Kate, look at this room.

It's magnificent.

You're beautiful, I'm brilliant, Marcus.

Handsome. Yet loyal and faithful to our mutual poverty has agreed to have us

here under this capacious roof for a whole year before his filthy rich uncle

moves in.

And your point is?

My point is we could have invited some scintillating conversationalist to our

lovely little brunch. You know, some wit, some clever fellow.

Like, uh, like yourself?

wonderful guy you'll be civil right oh even

civilized made fettuccine alex is on a gluten restricted diet i told you that

did you you want me to punch him out yes okay

It's good, huh?

Kate?

The past is good.

He could be lost.

We're way out here. This place is big enough we could declare ourselves a

country. Yeah, but if he was lost, he would have called.

He's not coming, is he?

Pity. You don't get to poison him now.

I forgot about the gluten thing, honestly.

Crap.

But when you reminded me, I bought and watched when I made him a special

No gluten there.

What are those?

Dwarf dicks.

Pure protein.

Why don't you like him?

We like him.

We like him. He's a flake.

Well, at least he's normal.

He's got a family, life, friends.

He cares about the world.

Why? Because he works in a health food store or because he recycles?

We have friends.

He asked me to move in with him.

And?

I said no.

You know what?

Forget about Alex.

Let's eat him.

Really, like a ritual.

We'll eat him and he's gone.

And we are three again.

Five months with Casey.

Remember her?

Longest relationship I've had.

Brown hair and big eyes.

Landscape architect.

You should have stuck with her.

She was whiny with no sense of humor.

She liked you, too.

She wasn't good enough for you.

She even cut her hair like yours.

I think she wanted to be you.

She thought we were having an affair.

You and me?

Wonder who encouraged that.

Maybe it's us.

Maybe we drive them away.

Why do you suppose we do that?

on the kids.

I was just looking for the sugar. I forgot my coffee.

Look, you guys. Look, we were drunk. We can forget it even happened.

Yeah.

There's an idea.

I'm going to work.

I had a really good time last night.

Yeah.

We're not going to have a deep conversation, are we?

About what?

The IVM documenting is exactly this turquoise. What did you make?

Moth, Kelly, and black.

You can apply it with your brush.

Or with your fingers.

Louis. What about Marcus?

What about him?

He's not here.

So?

So...

I can't.

I just, I don't see you two separately.

I think of you, I think of Marcus.

It's like you're some strange hybrid.

Am I meant to be flattered by this?

I'm saying that the three of us, we're like a little society.

What are you going to tell me?

That he's water, I'm fire, and you're the earth?

You know... Like maybe, maybe we belong together.

Mutant peas in a rotten pod.

You want a hand?

Marcus?

I saw you with Louie through the window this morning.

Nothing happened.

He's had it for you, you know, since he met you.

I think I knew that.

If you want me to step back, I will.

Why do you always put Louie first?

Because Louie's got to come first.

Or the universe will go down in flames and take all of us with it.

You are just as good as he is. You're probably a better person, too, morally

speaking. Saint Mark, martyr.

I don't want you to step back.

Last night was real, right?

Louis has to be a part of this.

We're not finished.

I am.

I'm not.

Don't say it yourself.

We can't go back.

Can't go back where?

Canada?

Living in this limbo, pretending that nothing's happening between us.

This is where we're supposed to be. We go back, we're dead.

Off you go, then.

Tuck in. I'll put out the cat.

Louis, I wish you would. Be careful what you bloody wish for.

You're gonna let me walk up these stairs?

What is it exactly you can't do, Louis?

Hello? Okay, okay.

Can we try to make this work?

How? We each drink a bottle of wine?

That's what you need.

I can't do this.

You think?

Is that what this is about for you? Winning?

So much for your new society.

Well, if you weren't such a selfish egomaniac... Me?

What about you?

What about me?

Is this real for you?

Is Marcus real or am I?

Or is this just some big idea you've dreamed up because you don't share him

the rest of the world?

am i ruining your friendship

i am

i just want you to know that i have never wanted anyone

or anything as much as i want you to i

don't know where to put that

Belle de Nuit.

I know.

Not exactly prehistoric, but they're beautiful.

That's your turquoise.

Let's call it Belle de Nuit.

Thank you.

So? Well, we talked about our feelings.

And then we stopped.

Because you don't want to do too much of that, do you?

Friends?

Friends.

We want to try this, whatever it is.

But we can't promise anything.

Being the brute that we are.

And what if it doesn't work?

Well, we're screwed either way.

I never do these.

Now see if it's a...