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There's got to be a way to cheer my stepson up.

Honey, are you still in bed?

No.

Come on, it's Christmas Eve.

I don't want to.

You've got to get out and enjoy the holiday.

Nobody's even going to miss me, okay?

Sarah's gone, Dad's out, gone, just out to work.

It's I just rather be here as comfortable as quiet. Okay, you know dad couldn't be here

He tried getting his work off, but it's stupid work and your girlfriend sex

Okay, I'm sorry ex-girlfriend

Well, you know what? She's missing out cuz look at you you look you're a catch

Really mean that of course, and what do you mean? No one's gonna miss you. I will miss you

oh yeah you're right i mean i do care about you and you mean a lot to me okay so why don't you

get out of bed and i want to stay here i have an idea okay why don't we celebrate christmas

chinese style i have a chinese christmas oh that sounds fun but i don't even think that exists

well and our family does what do you say I already made up the mind should I get

out get out come on I promise you're gonna love it but first

what what I you're gonna need a shower it's been a couple days but what's I

rather think about it no you're not gonna think about it what you're gonna

do this okay even if I have to bathe you myself we're doing this okay because you

You wouldn't dare.

Oh, yes, I would.

Oh.

What are you doing?

Gosh.

Wow.

You have grown.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Well, thank you.

Thanks, Mom.

Absolutely.

Wow.

Okay, are you ready for the shower?

Let's go.

Mom, don't you think this is a bit crazy?

You know what? You're right, David.

But you can call me the queen of the asylum then.

Sorry.

Oh, okay. Well, uh, this is new.

This is fun, don't you think?

Is this trying to use Christmas?

Oh, yes it is.

Huh. Is that why there's so many of us?

Yeah, you could say that.

Well, we enjoy a lot of fun, if you know what I mean.

Oh, that's, oh, whoops.

This is, oh, yes.

Wow, look at you.

You really take good care of yourself.

Well, this job wasn't going to be at all, yeah.

You know, your dad used to take care of himself like you, but I don't know what happened.

I guess it worked too much.

Yeah, I know. I was always out.

I'm starting to get a little wet.

I think I want to...

Why don't you bathe me, too?

Um...

What do you say?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, good.

don't be shy

that's right

just like that

you're doing a great job

isn't this fun

this is chinese christmas this is what we do

wow you look incredible i never noticed well thank you

i wish your dad looked like you

i'm glad he doesn't look like you

It feels really nice.

You're very good at this, you're not at all.

I must have done this before.

Nope.

This is...

I guess I watch too many movies.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, that feels so good.

This is fun.

This is fun.

This is fun.

This is the best Christmas ever.

I like that.

Is this okay?

Yeah.

Oh, that's not scary.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a spot right there.

Oh my god David, are you getting aroused?

Um, whoa. I'm sorry, Mom. It's just that you were so, uh, and I am, oh, uh, huh.

Alright, never mind. It's okay. I think I'm going to leave now. Just get ready, okay?

Oh, hi, Mom. Wow, the tree looks great.

and you do too thank you you look great and you you're dressed up wow i'm surprised i'm happy to

see you dressed up like this oh thanks it was uh well i want to say listen uh about earlier

don't worry about it okay let's just pretend it didn't happen we're good

now let's celebrate Christmas Eve okay so what's the plan well we're gonna do

dirty karaoke what the hell is dirty karaoke okay this is where we improvise

Christmas songs and whoever wins at the end gets a prize so let me show you what

kind of prize because i'm not a good singer don't worry about it okay let me just give

you an example this is going to be so fun all right david just sit down okay

all right i'm going to do a jingle bells but dirty so here's my improvisation

Now let's get it going

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Cock so hard and thick

Gonna bounce on it all night

Make you scream and lick

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Dripping for your tongue

One more thrust and I'll come

On my stepson's dick

Yay!

It's your turn, son

My turn?

That was something else

My turn?

Yes

Okay

uh i have a song yeah i'll do christmas tree okay so i'm nervous let me let me okay

oh christmas tree oh christmas oh what are you doing i'm gonna give you your prize this is

This is Dirty Carioca.

Oh, Christmas tree.

Oh, Christmas tree.

Oh, my, my.

This is something.

Oh, something.

Oh, Christmas tree.

Oh, Christmas.

Oh, please go down on that just for me.

Oh, keep going.

Oh, keep going, Christmas tree.

This is the greatest gift

I believe

Oh

You're doing great

Yes

Oh

Fuck this tree

Oh fuck this tree

Mmm

I can't wait for you to just

Jump on this thing

But

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree please stick it down that throat for me

oh i would love to

whoa yes mom oh

oh oh you're doing so good

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree oh yes

oh treat it how every

please oh please

what yes

Oh, gosh, mom.

Wow.

How was that song?

You're doing really good.

Yeah.

Did I win?

Yes, you did.

Oh, gosh.

Now, why don't you enjoy your prize?

Okay.

Oh, gosh, yes.

Oh

Wow, oh my god

Whoa, yes, keep doing that. Yes. Mm-hmm

Yes, keep doing that. Oh, yes

Oh my gosh, thank you yes

Wow

Yes, oh I'm getting close

here. I'm getting so close. I need you to lay down for me now. Oh, yes. Oh my God. Come here.

Come here. Oh, all of it. I'm still going. I'm still coming. Uh-huh. Oh, oh, oh, whoa.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Wow.

Oh, my gosh, that's so good.

Oh.

That was fun.

Yeah, that was really fun.

You did such a great job.

Thank you.

Yeah, so, you know, that was a great reward.

But you know what?

I still have your Christmas present.

So, I think I should get up and grab it, and I'll be back in five, okay?

Yes, yes.

Oh, okay.

Hi, Mom.

Uh, so...

I want to get...

I got you some, but I feel like I should have got...

I want to get you some better.

Aw, no.

Don't worry about it.

Why don't you come sit here?

Oh, okay.

Okay, well, I'll just place this.

Oh, well, thank you.

that's so sweet so i actually wanted to get you something different but i you know gave it some

thoughts and i actually want to give you this apple oh thank you that's an apple yeah yeah i

know it's it i mean it sounds simple but let me tell you there's actually a lot of meaning behind

an apple because in the chinese culture apple and luck are very close in the pronunciation

so this apple in the culture means good luck oh that's pretty sweet

yeah and i know you've been down lately so i figured you could use some good luck that means

a lot thank you yeah of course so do i eat it yes but not just anyway now you're gonna eat it

somewhere special oh uh

what about dad well what he doesn't know what won't hurt him right and are you gonna be the

one to tell him no but um but i feel like uh oh that's okay just be a good boy come down

get to it listen to your mother now oh now

There you go. Good boy. Take a nice big bite.

That's perfect. Now we're not done yet. Time for you to get started.

Oh, that feels so good, oh yeah, move that tongue just like that, nice and deep, oh fuck,

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, that feels good.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Damn.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Damn, Mom.

Oh, God. Yes.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Your tongue.

Yeah, I like your mommy skills.

Yes, yes, yes, wow, oh my gosh, thank you, yes, yes, look at me, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Oh, thank you.

Oh wow

Oh my gosh, please, can I?

Yes.

I want you to.

I want you to.

Oh, fuck!

I'm sorry. I had to go all the way in.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God.

You're gonna make it. I'm sorry.

Fuck, I'm gonna cry. Fuck!

Ah!

Yes!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Fucking use it on me!

Oh shit! Fuck!

Ahhh!

Oh my God!

Oh shit!

Yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck yeah!

Fuck!

Ahhh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I want to squirt.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You fucking fucked me so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god that feels fucking good.

Yeah your dick feels so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah you fucked me better than your dad!

Oh my god you fucked me better than your dad!

Oh shit!

Oh my god.

Oh yes!

Oh shit.

Yes.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, keep going.

Uh-huh.

I'm all yours.

He's...

Oh.

Yes.

Keep going.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, stay there.

Stay there.

Stay there.

Yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh my god!

Yes!

Oh my god!

Yes!

Yes!

Fuck!

Oh, you're wild!

Yes!

Oh my god, mommy!

Oh my god, mommy!

Oh my god!

oh my god that dick is so fucking good

yes oh oh my god

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Yes! Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

Fuck!

Yes! Yes!

Oh!

Yes! Oh my god, I fucking

love it! Yes!

Mmm! Mmm!

Yes!

Mmm! Mmm!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! That pussy!

Oh my god, he's my fucking pussy!

Oh god!

Ah!

Yes!

Oh my god, yes!

Oh, no way, yes, oh yes, oh my god, I felt, oh, oh my god, oh shit, oh my god, oh my

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

oh

oh

oh my god

come on

come on

oh god

oh god

oh

oh

oh

oh

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit, that's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god, it's so bad.

I can't.

Yes.

Yes.

Is this more? Yes.

Oh, yeah, look at you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow, so pretty.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, that is so good.

Oh my god, yes, oh my god, yes, oh my god, yes, oh my god, it's good, oh my god, it's

good. Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes. Oh, that dick is so fucking good. Oh,

Oh, my God.

It's so...

Yeah.

It's so...

Oh, you...

Oh, shit.

I'll stick it on you.

He's yours.

Fuck.

Break him in half.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes!

Oh yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh my god!

Yes!

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Oh, my God, yes, oh, fuck, yes, oh, my God, yes, oh, yeah, yes, yes, oh, shit, oh, fuck,

yes yes

oh my god

yes

oh

shit

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh my god

yes yes yes

oh my god

oh my god

oh

Yes.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Mm, yeah.

Oh, my .

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I want you to come in here.

Yeah?

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm coming, keep going, uh-huh, yeah, I'm coming, uh-huh, yes, yeah, uh-huh, keep, oh,

yes oh my gosh

that's a good luck apple

that's so delicious

I think there's still more

damn mom you're hot

thank you for

oh yes

It's my job to clean you properly

Merry Christmas