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What's up, techno sapiens? I'm Grace
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What's up, techno sapiens? I'm Grace
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What's up, techno sapiens? I'm Grace
Coolish, but you can call me by my first
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Coolish, but you can call me by my first
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Coolish, but you can call me by my first
screen name, The Color Purple 29,
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screen name, The Color Purple 29,
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screen name, The Color Purple 29,
inspired by my favorite color unrelated
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inspired by my favorite color unrelated
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inspired by my favorite color unrelated
to the film about domestic abuse. Sorry,
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to the film about domestic abuse. Sorry,
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to the film about domestic abuse. Sorry,
Oprah. Anyway, this is Tech Yeah, where
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Oprah. Anyway, this is Tech Yeah, where
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Oprah. Anyway, this is Tech Yeah, where
I tell CPU all about the biggest stories
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I tell CPU all about the biggest stories
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I tell CPU all about the biggest stories
in tech. Let's begin with some news from
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in tech. Let's begin with some news from
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in tech. Let's begin with some news from
a town I've been told I'll never work in
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a town I've been told I'll never work in
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a town I've been told I'll never work in
again. Hollywood,
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again. Hollywood,
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again. Hollywood,
where the city of angels just might be
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where the city of angels just might be
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where the city of angels just might be
turning into the city of a angels. Two
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turning into the city of a angels. Two
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turning into the city of a angels. Two
of the biggest stars in the world, Brad
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of the biggest stars in the world, Brad
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of the biggest stars in the world, Brad
Pitt and Tom Cruz, apparently duking it
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Pitt and Tom Cruz, apparently duking it
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Pitt and Tom Cruz, apparently duking it
out on the roof of a skyscraper. But
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out on the roof of a skyscraper. But
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out on the roof of a skyscraper. But
it's completely fake, digitally created
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it's completely fake, digitally created
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it's completely fake, digitally created
with AI technology. It's the video that
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with AI technology. It's the video that
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with AI technology. It's the video that
has Hollywood freaking out.
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has Hollywood freaking out.
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has Hollywood freaking out.
>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
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>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
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>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
>> HE WAS A GOOD MAN.
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OKAY, THIS is crazy. I literally wrote a
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OKAY, THIS is crazy. I literally wrote a
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OKAY, THIS is crazy. I literally wrote a
movie with that exact scene in it. Great
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movie with that exact scene in it. Great
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movie with that exact scene in it. Great
minds, but I get why everyone in
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minds, but I get why everyone in
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minds, but I get why everyone in
Hollywood is freaking out. This looked
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Hollywood is freaking out. This looked
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Hollywood is freaking out. This looked
so real, right down to the glimmer of
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so real, right down to the glimmer of
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so real, right down to the glimmer of
hope in Tom Cruz's eyes that this stunt
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hope in Tom Cruz's eyes that this stunt
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hope in Tom Cruz's eyes that this stunt
would finally be the one that kills him.
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would finally be the one that kills him.
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would finally be the one that kills him.
Of course, some haters are worried that
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Of course, some haters are worried that
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Of course, some haters are worried that
it's going to destroy the entire film
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it's going to destroy the entire film
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it's going to destroy the entire film
industry and ruin countless lives along
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industry and ruin countless lives along
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industry and ruin countless lives along
the way. Well, you know what? That's
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the way. Well, you know what? That's
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the way. Well, you know what? That's
what Hollywood gets for not casting me
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what Hollywood gets for not casting me
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what Hollywood gets for not casting me
in sinners.
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in sinners.
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in sinners.
Michael B. Jordan gets to be two people
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Michael B. Jordan gets to be two people
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Michael B. Jordan gets to be two people
and I can't even be in one of the many
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and I can't even be in one of the many
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and I can't even be in one of the many
Connolingus scenes.
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Connolingus scenes.
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Connolingus scenes.
MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE.
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MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE.
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MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE.
BUT IF you can't make it in Hollywood,
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BUT IF you can't make it in Hollywood,
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BUT IF you can't make it in Hollywood,
you can always fall back on your second
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you can always fall back on your second
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you can always fall back on your second
dream job.
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dream job.
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dream job.
>> Whimo has come up with a low tech
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>> Whimo has come up with a low tech
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>> Whimo has come up with a low tech
solution for a high-tech problem.
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solution for a high-tech problem.
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solution for a high-tech problem.
Customers are leaving doors open after
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Customers are leaving doors open after
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Customers are leaving doors open after
exiting the self-driving vehicles,
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exiting the self-driving vehicles,
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exiting the self-driving vehicles,
making them inoperable. Whimo is now
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making them inoperable. Whimo is now
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making them inoperable. Whimo is now
paying nearby door dashers to shut the
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paying nearby door dashers to shut the
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paying nearby door dashers to shut the
open doors so the driverless cars can
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open doors so the driverless cars can
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open doors so the driverless cars can
pick up their next passenger.
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pick up their next passenger.
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pick up their next passenger.
>> Yes. It's just like they say when God
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>> Yes. It's just like they say when God
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>> Yes. It's just like they say when God
closes a door, he can make six bucks on
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closes a door, he can make six bucks on
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closes a door, he can make six bucks on
Door Dash.
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Door Dash.
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Door Dash.
Look how awesome this is. Most people
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Look how awesome this is. Most people
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Look how awesome this is. Most people
are stuck in an office all day, but you
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are stuck in an office all day, but you
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are stuck in an office all day, but you
you get to drive around hunting for open
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you get to drive around hunting for open
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you get to drive around hunting for open
car doors. And if you close enough of
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car doors. And if you close enough of
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car doors. And if you close enough of
them, you get to eat dinner. The future
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them, you get to eat dinner. The future
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them, you get to eat dinner. The future
is amazing.
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is amazing.
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is amazing.
I'd be great at this job. I love closing
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I'd be great at this job. I love closing
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I'd be great at this job. I love closing
things. Gates, trunks, coffins. I don't
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things. Gates, trunks, coffins. I don't
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things. Gates, trunks, coffins. I don't
care if the funeral is open casket, your
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care if the funeral is open casket, your
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care if the funeral is open casket, your
grandma is busted.
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grandma is busted.
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grandma is busted.
Moving on because it's time for
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Moving on because it's time for
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Moving on because it's time for
tonight's study that makes you go h
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tonight's study that makes you go h
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tonight's study that makes you go h
tonight's study is all about this
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dancing. If
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dancing. If
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dancing. If
>> you wonder why some guys light up the
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>> you wonder why some guys light up the
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>> you wonder why some guys light up the
dance floor while others look like
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dance floor while others look like
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dance floor while others look like
they're swatting invisible flies,
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they're swatting invisible flies,
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they're swatting invisible flies,
science may have the answer. In a study
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science may have the answer. In a study
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science may have the answer. In a study
by North Umbrea University, volunteers
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by North Umbrea University, volunteers
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by North Umbrea University, volunteers
danced for 30 seconds while motion
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danced for 30 seconds while motion
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danced for 30 seconds while motion
sensors tracked every move. They were
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sensors tracked every move. They were
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sensors tracked every move. They were
later turned into faceless 3D avatars to
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later turned into faceless 3D avatars to
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later turned into faceless 3D avatars to
allow women to rank the routines. Men
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allow women to rank the routines. Men
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allow women to rank the routines. Men
rated as good dancers showed more
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rated as good dancers showed more
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rated as good dancers showed more
variety in upper body movement while
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variety in upper body movement while
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variety in upper body movement while
repetitive moves and sip twisting scored
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repetitive moves and sip twisting scored
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repetitive moves and sip twisting scored
near the bottom.
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>> Thanks to this cuttingedge tech,
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>> Thanks to this cuttingedge tech,
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>> Thanks to this cuttingedge tech,
scientists have confirmed what we
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scientists have confirmed what we
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scientists have confirmed what we
already suspected. Women love men having
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already suspected. Women love men having
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already suspected. Women love men having
seizures.
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seizures.
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seizures.
My cousin has epilepsy and he is
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My cousin has epilepsy and he is
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My cousin has epilepsy and he is
drowning in [\h__\h]
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drowning in [\h__\h]
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drowning in [\h__\h]
And this data is very useful because now
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And this data is very useful because now
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And this data is very useful because now
we know if you're a good dancer and
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we know if you're a good dancer and
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we know if you're a good dancer and
can't get a date, you ugly brother.
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can't get a date, you ugly brother.
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can't get a date, you ugly brother.
Of course, you can't just dance to
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Of course, you can't just dance to
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Of course, you can't just dance to
attract women. You need to have the
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attract women. You need to have the
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attract women. You need to have the
perfect pickup line as well. Luckily, I
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perfect pickup line as well. Luckily, I
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perfect pickup line as well. Luckily, I
know just the one.
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know just the one.
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know just the one.
>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
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>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
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>> YOU KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN, YOU ANIMAL.
He was a good man.
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He was a good man.
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He was a good man.
>> Yeah, that's a panty dropper. And
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>> Yeah, that's a panty dropper. And
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>> Yeah, that's a panty dropper. And
speaking of underwear, if you like me
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speaking of underwear, if you like me
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speaking of underwear, if you like me
love putting gadgets in all the wrong
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love putting gadgets in all the wrong
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love putting gadgets in all the wrong
places, have I got a Tekken product for
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places, have I got a Tekken product for
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places, have I got a Tekken product for
you.
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you.
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you.
>> Researchers are looking for volunteers
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>> Researchers are looking for volunteers
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>> Researchers are looking for volunteers
to put on a new type of smart underwear
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to put on a new type of smart underwear
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to put on a new type of smart underwear
designed to track human flatulence and
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designed to track human flatulence and
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designed to track human flatulence and
also stress test them. University of
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also stress test them. University of
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also stress test them. University of
Maryland scientists say that the garment
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Maryland scientists say that the garment
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Maryland scientists say that the garment
has a snap-in device which acts like a
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has a snap-in device which acts like a
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has a snap-in device which acts like a
glucose monitor but for intestinal gas
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glucose monitor but for intestinal gas
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glucose monitor but for intestinal gas
and it says that it could open the door
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and it says that it could open the door
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and it says that it could open the door
to measuring gut microbiome metabolism.
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Smell that? That is the smell of
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Smell that? That is the smell of
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Smell that? That is the smell of
innovation
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innovation
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innovation
and falafel. Sorry,
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and falafel. Sorry,
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and falafel. Sorry,
but I love this product. Finally a way
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but I love this product. Finally a way
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but I love this product. Finally a way
for health nuts to get in there 10,000
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for health nuts to get in there 10,000
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for health nuts to get in there 10,000
farts a day.
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farts a day.
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farts a day.
Heck, I think I'll get two. One for the
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Heck, I think I'll get two. One for the
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Heck, I think I'll get two. One for the
back and one to track my cooter tutors.
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back and one to track my cooter tutors.
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back and one to track my cooter tutors.
I swear when those two get to yapping,
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I swear when those two get to yapping,
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I swear when those two get to yapping,
I'M LIKE, "YOU GIRLS SHOULD START A
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I'M LIKE, "YOU GIRLS SHOULD START A
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I'M LIKE, "YOU GIRLS SHOULD START A
PODCAST."
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>> SO, what have we learned from this data
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>> SO, what have we learned from this data
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>> SO, what have we learned from this data
so far? Previous studies asked people to
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so far? Previous studies asked people to
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so far? Previous studies asked people to
estimate and they guessed between 10 to
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estimate and they guessed between 10 to
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estimate and they guessed between 10 to
15 times a day. Early testing has
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15 times a day. Early testing has
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15 times a day. Early testing has
revealed something interesting. We found
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revealed something interesting. We found
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revealed something interesting. We found
that people farted an average of 32
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that people farted an average of 32
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that people farted an average of 32
times per day.
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times per day.
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times per day.
The average person farts 32 times a day.
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The average person farts 32 times a day.
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The average person farts 32 times a day.
Imagine if you're an above average
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Imagine if you're an above average
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Imagine if you're an above average
person. Like Beyonce must be farting
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person. Like Beyonce must be farting
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person. Like Beyonce must be farting
6,000 TIMES A DAY. WHAT a lucky horse.
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6,000 TIMES A DAY. WHAT a lucky horse.
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6,000 TIMES A DAY. WHAT a lucky horse.
Now I know what you're thinking. I must
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Now I know what you're thinking. I must
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Now I know what you're thinking. I must
be part of this study. Well, bad news
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be part of this study. Well, bad news
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be part of this study. Well, bad news
because due to overwhelming demand,
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because due to overwhelming demand,
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because due to overwhelming demand,
enrollment in the fart tracking study is
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enrollment in the fart tracking study is
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enrollment in the fart tracking study is
currently paused.
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currently paused.
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currently paused.
But lucky for you, I'm conducting my own
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But lucky for you, I'm conducting my own
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But lucky for you, I'm conducting my own
study. All you have to do is email me
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study. All you have to do is email me
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study. All you have to do is email me
every time you fart at the
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every time you fart at the
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every time you fart at the
colorpurps.com.
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Well, that's all for this edition of
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Well, that's all for this edition of
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Well, that's all for this edition of
Tech Yeah. Tune in next time when we
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Tech Yeah. Tune in next time when we
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Tech Yeah. Tune in next time when we
debate which one of these pictures has a
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debate which one of these pictures has a
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debate which one of these pictures has a
motorcycle in it. If I get this wrong,
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motorcycle in it. If I get this wrong,
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motorcycle in it. If I get this wrong,
it's over for me.
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