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Wow.

Thank you.

The only thing you'll get out of me is my name, rank, and serial number.

What kind of revolution did you say this was?

Our mission is to find a secret laboratory where the

General is making us evil formulas.

General, you sprayed her with some of that love mist, didn't you?

That's right.

Oh.

Delta to base command.

Go ahead, Delta Command.

Sir, I'm hearing some noises out here.

Son, didn't I tell you to stay off that tequila?

Well, sir, I don't think it's that.

Okay, we'll go to security level four.

We'll send somebody right out. Yes, sir.

Wow, security level four. Maybe we'll get some action tonight.

What was that you gave me?

What did you give me?

Congratulations, Corporal.

Bennett, you'll be the first enemy soldier to be converted to the Free Love

Revolution. The only thing you'll get out of me is my name, rank, and serial

number. I want to volunteer to do this, soldier.

Oh, me, me, me. What do you mean, do me?

I don't want to die.

I will, I will. Me, me, me. You.

You think you can handle the assignment?

Yes, ma 'am.

What kind of revolution did you say this was?

All of a sudden, I'm feeling very horny and very confused.

You gave me something to make me horny, didn't you?

All's fair in love and war, soldier.

We'll meet at the designated coordinate.

And, uh, Private Lacey?

Yes, Captain?

Don't let me down.

I'll do my best, Captain.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Come back here!

I'll fuck all of you!

But you're starting with me.

They didn't teach us any contingency for this in boot camp.

My booty camp consisted of cock -sucking maneuvers.

Would you like to see what I learned?

Where are you at, little lady?

Get me Bennett.

Bennett's ringing line one, sir.

Bennett, answer the phone.

Whoever it is, they can wait.

I'm busy.

I have a feeling Bennett's supposed to be under attack.

I can't fight the love revolution.

I'll have to remember.

Stop, stop.

Hmm.

Let's go find a laboratory.

Okay.

Don't move!

Women! Yes, we are, soldier.

And we're on a mission to stop General Warlock from subverting the Constitution

of the United States.

Well, you can tell it to the General himself.

What's this?

Move it!

Whoa. That's five times you've fucked me in 30 minutes, soldier.

And I'm still horny. I don't know what's gotten into me.

Welcome to the love revolution.

I like it so far.

Good. Then you want to help me in the other commandos?

Sure. Right after we fuck.

Soldier, if we don't stop that evil general, there'll be no more sex for

Do you read me?

Acting without official authorization.

The general has manufactured a dastardly drug that makes people think of sex as

repulsive.

Instead of fucking, they fight the person nearest to them.

General Warlock plans to use this drug to control the world and to end sex as

know it.

I, Private First Class Lacey, have pledged to take whatever action is

to stop the evil plot and to keep the world free for fucking the person or

persons of your choice, regardless of race, color, or sexual persuasion.

Let's go get him.

Don't touch me.

What's wrong, honey?

I thought you loved me.

Loved you? I can't even stand to look at you.

I want this experiment to end.

I want my boyfriend back the way he was.

This is no mere experiment, little lady. You and your boyfriend are just

converts. And the war for a more decent world.

I don't want to argue and fight.

And there is not enough money for this kind of guinea pig work.

Money? You just spend it on clothes.

What?

There is never enough money to spend on clothes because you always spend it on

golf. Whatever.

That's all you ever do is bitch moan, bitch moan. Shut up.

No, what else?

General Warlock, sir.

I'd like to advise that the situation is well underhand.

Shut up, Major.

How many spies were caught?

Two, sir.

I want to know who these people are.

Sir, they're being interrogated in strip search as we speak. Now, sir!

Very good. Carry on.

My name is Private Park.

I have to order to strip Sergio.

If you must.

I go first, Commander.

No. As your leader, I must go first.

Well, at least I can watch.

I like that idea, Corporal Crystal.

Carry on.

But I must warn you, I'm rather sensitive.

Don't worry.

I'm professional.

To me, Aria, nothing more than a hiding place.

You can hide anything in my places.

Private part.

Hey, that's a nice water pitcher.

Isn't that just lovely?

Tupperware?

Would you like a glass of water?

Yeah. I find that a little drink before I'm being searched to be quite a little

mood enhancer.

Won't you join me, private part?

I never tell you stuff.

But how do I know it's not poisoned?

What kind of a bear do you think we are?

If you take a drink, then I'll know it's okay.

Is that a friend?

Not yet.

But we're off to a good start.

Oh, I feel dizzy.

You haven't felt anything yet.

Are you ready for your strip search?

If I was any more ready, I'd come in my pants.

Wow.

Oh, yes, ma 'am.

I'm so proud to serve under you, Commander.

You are always dedicated.

Thank you.

I feel so good in my clothes.

special weapon.

Fuck my pussy, Corpo.

How's that?

The general's just gone mad.

Well, I'm going to stop unless you tell me where the general secret laboratory

is. Oh, no.

I don't know. He blindfolds me every time we go there. I'm serious.

Well, I guess you're telling the truth since you can't lie under the loveness.

Does this mean we get to fuck then?

Oh, yeah.

And you can even fuck me in my ass.

It's a deal.

Thanks.

Oh, she's insane.

I feel so good.

You like that feeling, huh?

Do anything I tell you to.

Now, we're going to start with Syria.

Come on home.

Permission granted, soldier.

No

glove,

no love, soldier.

And this is military issue.

work your way up to pumping it.

Lay down.

What business are we on again?

Our mission is to find the secret laboratory where the general is making

evil formula.

All I can think about is bending you over that desk and pounding your pussy.

Shh, someone will hear us. And squeezing your big fat tits and watching you suck

my cock until it feels so fucking good I just cum in your mouth.

Get a hold of yourself, soldier.

Thanks, honey.

What's the press doing here so early?

They must know something.

Now, Buck, remember your blood pressure.

The heck with my blood pressure. If the secret to our formula gets out too soon,

this will all be for nothing.

All you have to do is have a press conference in the morning.

Send Mr. Major Arnold out there.

Have him answer a few questions.

It'll all be over.

Maybe even send your wife, just to show how safe everything is.

Maybe you're right.

Of course I'm right, Bucky.

Oh, it was me.

Quick, pull out your gun and return them to the prison.

Okay.

Not that gun.

What's going on here?

I'm his prisoner.

Why, if you're a dick dangling from your pad.

Oh, this is my pistol.

This is my gun.

This one's for shooting and this one's for fun.

You're both under arrest.

Under arrest.

What is that stuff?

You're in for it now.

I'm taking you both back to the general.

March.

Please?

I'm feeling very funny.

Not all you're going to be feeling.

You know what my captain told me.

You spray them, you lay them.

Private, stand at your service.

Doesn't this be guard duty?

Oh, yeah.

I was hoping to get some double duty action.

Because I want to be all that I can be.

Mama?

You're telling me the fucking press conference hasn't started yet.

We're waiting for Major Arnold.

And I hope you appreciate me coming out this ungodly hour in the morning.

It'll do you good to get up before noon, dear.

What are you up to, Buck?

Top secret, my darling.

I smell a rat.

Why don't you go have a cigarette and the lieutenant will let us know when

Arnold's been found.

I'll never find it. Bring it in.

What are you doing?

Miss Wallach, did you see two naked women run by here?

Of course not.

I'm going to get you a coffee, too.

What the hell are you doing? I just put an algae in my hair for this press

conference I'm going to be late for. God.

I don't think you're going to be going to a press conference anytime soon,

Daphne.

Never called me back.

Better than proper photopop.

So soft.

Daphne, you know the gentle look no good.

So what's new?

Another thing.

You're going to be extremely horny in about two seconds.

Well,

it could be worse.

At least I got a half -naked man with a big bazooka.

It's been a bazooka.

You have such a beautiful body.

Let me put

a

general's watch.

playing hide and seek, sir.

God damn it, I'll find him myself.

from the general's laboratory.

What are you looking for?

I think I'm going to be sick.

What? This make you sick?

This make me horny.

Arrest these women.

Sir, they're already in jail.

plot of yours, General.

So you know about our plans, huh? That leaves me with only one option.

Okay, march!

No, don't go! Take him with you, please!

She's that crazy.

You sprayed her with some of that love mist, didn't you?

That's right.

That's disgusting.

We've got to put our plans in effect immediately before these perverts can

any more innocent minds.

Move it out!

Be quiet. Please come back. I promise.

Please.

At ease.

Go ahead and open the door.

I want you to shoot anybody who burts at your store. Yes, sir.

Arthur, I'll shoot.

Don't shoot me, please.

What the hell was that? Get over there. Good job, Lucy.

That's just a little something to put you in the mood.

You gonna do him?

No, we've got to help the others. All right, I'll go look for my mom here.

Okay.

This is the secret laboratory.

All right, we've been very helpful.

She's all yours, private.

Oh, God bless you, whoever you are.

I'm just a soldier doing her job.

Oh, my God.

Have fun.

Oh, God.

Don't feel sorry for us.

Chain them up with the others. I'm going to take another look around.

Yes, sir.

No, sir.

But this stuff is much better than what you're making, sir.

Try some?

Never. I'm a warrior, damn it!

You're under arrest.

This is your last chance to join

us, Lieutenant Dilley.

Never. Soon the General and I will rule the entire world.

And we'll be safe from per - like you.

See how you like fucking my work now? I don't think so. Not this time, General.

That's right, General.

Private First Class Lacey at your service. I'm here to convert you to the

love revolution.

Boy, that sounds really damn good.

Why does that sound so damn good?

I don't know, but it does.

Unlock my friends and they're all yours.

Let me help you, sir.

I don't know why, but I'm a changed man.

Got 21 guns to loot.

You know what I mean?

It's black today.

I think we are going to enjoy this.

How

much

can one man take?

Remember,

your gate number.

I can feel it.

I

can feel

it.

I can feel it.

Feel good.

Feel good.

I can feel it I

can

feel it

If you want to keep your man, do everything you can.

Sexy walk, sexy talk, sexy smile, and

sexy talk.

If you want to keep your man, if you want to understand,

Then do what I tell you.

Just wear your hair for him. Do the little things you can.

And it will be heavenly.

Wear your dress for him.

Just put your dick on tail and...

I can feel it.