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Hey, honey.

Hey, Mom.

How's it going?

Good. Where's Dr.

Williams at?

Oh, well, he's out sick for the day.

But we're just going to go ahead and do your exam for you.

Well, I should probably wait, right?

Well, your school physical's due next week.

Yeah. You want to be able to make it to practice, right?

Yeah, but I could probably...

I mean, doesn't he have any... Maybe I can just call him or whatever. I mean,

he'd probably fit me in, right?

When he comes back in.

He might say that he'd have to do it.

I mean, here, he might as well just get it finished.

Honey, I'm your mother. It's okay.

I don't want you getting a physical mom.

Why? Because it's weird.

Honey, it's going to be fine.

Don't worry about it, really.

I'm a doctor.

I've done this all my life.

You're no different than anybody else. I know, but I just think... Dr. Williams

is out sick today. Listen, this is the last day you have before your labs can

come back, and you're not going to have time, but you have to practice on

Monday. I have to do lab stuff?

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay. You'll be fine, sweetheart.

Don't worry about it.

I just...

Okay?

It's not like you don't have anything that I haven't seen before, okay?

Deep breath in.

Get in

here.

Why do you look so nervous, honey? Just relax.

Because I don't know.

So now we're going to need to do your rectal exam.

What?

Everybody has to do a prostate, even you young ones.

That's not right.

No, isn't that something? You do that when you're, like, old or something,

right?

It's on the checklist.

Are you serious? Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Remember when you were little and I used to do those rectal, or those, used to

take your temperature this way? Remember?

Just put this in there.

Yeah.

It won't even be like that. You won't even feel a thing.

I promise.

Okay.

Oh, wait, but first, I have to check for the hernia.

Go ahead and take your pants down.

Cough.

Cough.

Alright. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Like, quick, right?

You won't feel a thing, I promise.

Oh, crap.

I forgot the loop.

All right.

I just want you to know you can feel comfortable with me. I'm your mother,

right?

I know. I'm going to use a few different things back here. It'll be just fine.

All right?

Okay.

Don't worry about it, honey.

That's really weird.

I told you, I kind of... I forgot that we...

Well, we need to...

Any discomfort?

Honey,

how many times do I have to tell you? Don't swear.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm still your mother.

Milton's pretty normal.

Alright, just one more thing.

Don't worry about it honey.

It's a good thing Dr. Williams isn't in today. I don't know that he'd be this

thorough.

Okay,

honey.

Why don't you take a nice deep breath now?

Okay. That's perfect.

That's right.

What are you doing, buddy? What are you doing?

Nothing.

You don't have to hide that.

You know, an erection is completely normal when the prostate is stimulated.

It just kind of happens, so don't worry about it, okay?

Mom, I don't have a donor.

Amazing. Oh, that's perfectly normal.

At least we know you're good and healthy, right?

Okay.

Let's do another quick little test, hmm?

Just relax, honey. Okay.

It's almost done, right?

Yeah. And that's a good thing to have an erection anyway, because that'll help

us out for the sample I'm going to need.

Sample of what?

You're going to need a specimen.

A specimen?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, go ahead and turn around, honey.

Come on.

Lift your legs.

Let's go ahead and place your gloves here.

All right, you comfortable?

Um, I guess. Good, okay.

See, this isn't so bad, right?

Well, okay.

It's fine.

I told you, it's good that you've already got interaction.

The ankle needs to collect a sample.

All right, honey.

Is she just going to the bathroom or something?

I've got other patients to see today.

I can't have that ticking all day, all right?

This is the best way to do it.

Is it working?

Are we going to get what we need?

Yeah. Okay.

It's a little bit dry.

It is?

Be funny.

All right.

Now... How are you feeling, honey?

I'm okay.

I think I lost this.

Now there's just one more thing.

This is the last part of your physical.

Okay? Okay.

Just relax.

You're so tense.

Sorry.

This way we'll make sure that your lab results will be in by Monday.

And you can go to practice.

You do want to go to practice, right?

Now. You ready?

I want you to be a good boy.