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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,280 Morning. Hi. 2 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,960 Hey, Mom. 3 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,060 How'd you sleep? 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,500 I had a scary dream last night. 5 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:26,860 You did? 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Yeah. 7 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,460 What was it about? 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:36,580 I was, like, on this, like, space station, like, off of, like, Jupiter or 9 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:37,580 something. 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,800 And, like, I was, like, supposed to do this, like, research mission or 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,800 something. 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,320 But then, like, my hands wouldn't fit in my, like, spacesuit, so I couldn't, 13 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,340 like, go outside in the space. 14 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:57,920 And then there was, like, these alien guys with, like, weird feet. 15 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,420 And I don't know what happened after that. And then, like, I was, like, 16 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:03,420 away. 17 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,280 And they were chasing me. 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,140 Sounds kind of scary. 19 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,540 Okay. And then Elon Musk called me. 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:17,280 And then he was supposed to come over, but then he said that he couldn't come 21 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,280 because he was busy. 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,380 That was a bad dream. 23 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,620 Sounds like a bad dream. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,260 Well, it's time for school in just a little bit. 25 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,060 Okay. 26 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,300 We gotta be quick today. 27 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,960 A little quicker anyway. 28 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,280 Can't waste much time, okay? 29 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:44,840 Well, I could just not go to school today. 30 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:47,620 What? 31 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,320 Yeah, well, it's like... Are you sick? 32 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:55,820 Yes. 33 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,180 That sounds like a really bad cough. 34 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,360 Mom, 35 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:05,200 it's like Friday. It's like almost a weekend anyway, so I could just not go 36 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,700 today and then have three a weekend. 37 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,600 Yeah, or you could just go like you're supposed to. 38 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,240 Okay, I'm just saying, like... 39 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,160 I haven't missed a day in, like, a long time. 40 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,640 Then why start now? 41 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:19,780 Okay, fine. 42 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,460 You're already hard this morning. 43 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,920 I'm quicker. 44 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,500 What can you make me for breakfast? 45 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,840 Pancakes. 46 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,750 No. Or the frozen kind, though. 47 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,050 Can you get me something from McDonald's? 48 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,850 You want to stop on the way? Yes. 49 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:59,330 It'll have to be even quicker. 50 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,550 I want two big breakfasts. 51 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:07,990 With the whole thing, like the sausages and the pancakes and the eggs and 52 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:08,990 everything. 53 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,210 You're hungry, huh? Yeah. 54 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,300 Monkey, can you use your mouth today? 55 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,640 Maybe. 56 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:24,900 I don't want to do that. 57 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:31,000 I've already got my makeup on. I don't want to get it messed up. 58 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,400 A little bit. 59 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,220 In my mouth? 60 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,480 Yes. 61 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,399 You mean no, not this morning, okay? 62 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,320 It always makes me do it faster when you use your mouth or not. 63 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,700 Maybe just a little, okay? 64 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:45,600 Okay. Thank you, Lauren. 65 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:06,060 You're usually much more excited than this by now. 66 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,160 You're getting a little old for this. 67 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,540 Why? I probably shouldn't do it for myself. 68 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,200 Hey B. 69 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,500 What? 70 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,240 What are you doing? 71 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,060 I'm just squeezing all of them. 72 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,120 I thought you said it was okay. 73 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:13,170 Why can't I put it in there? 74 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:19,070 That's for your father. You know that. Yeah. 75 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,270 But why? 76 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:24,910 I want to try it. 77 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:29,030 We can't do that. And you know that's for your dad. 78 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,830 Okay. 79 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,350 It's just something that's stupid. That's all right. 80 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:36,430 Don't talk. 81 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,840 It feels really soft and wet. 82 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,320 It's dark now, oh god. 83 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:44,550 Just rub it on the outside for a minute so you can get excited, okay? 84 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:45,910 Okay. 85 00:08:56,790 --> 00:08:57,790 Here. 86 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:02,970 Is that better? 87 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:06,110 Yeah. 88 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,630 Can you put this on for like a couple seconds? 89 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:21,630 I just want to feel it for a bit. 90 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,190 Please? 91 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,230 You're getting awfully pushy. 92 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,030 Sorry. 93 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:35,690 Maybe I need you to come. 94 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,230 Okay. 95 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,330 And besides... 96 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,320 No, you can't. I promise. I swear I won't. 97 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,540 Please. Just for... I won't. I swear. 98 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,820 You don't know how to control yourself. I can't control it. I can't. 99 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,020 Just for a second. 100 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,760 All right. 101 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,620 Just for a second. Yes. 102 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:10,460 And you promise. 103 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,780 I promise. You're going to come outside. 104 00:10:13,869 --> 00:10:15,250 Yeah, I promise. 105 00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:17,830 And then we're gonna go get your breakfast. 106 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:19,070 Yeah, I promise, Mom. 107 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,740 There, how's that? 108 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,600 Oh, I got my back inside. 109 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,300 Hey, B. 110 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,620 You said just for a second. 111 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,200 I don't know that one. 112 00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,700 Has dad ever used a poker on you? 113 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:02,920 What? That's up in your butt. 114 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,880 That's really, that's something between me and your father. Okay, I was just 115 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,880 wondering. 116 00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,490 I told you, my makeup. 117 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:38,590 Sorry, Mom. 118 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,250 What are you trying to do? 119 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,850 I just... Can you move that glove? 120 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,290 What? 121 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,670 I just saw a video of it, Mom. 122 00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:56,110 I just wanted you to try it. 123 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,330 Is it working? 124 00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:35,190 You're welcome. 125 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:33,730 We got to that every day from that one. 7875

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