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Morning. Hi.

Hey, Mom.

How'd you sleep?

I had a scary dream last night.

You did?

Yeah.

What was it about?

I was, like, on this, like, space station, like, off of, like, Jupiter or

something.

And, like, I was, like, supposed to do this, like, research mission or

something.

But then, like, my hands wouldn't fit in my, like, spacesuit, so I couldn't,

like, go outside in the space.

And then there was, like, these alien guys with, like, weird feet.

And I don't know what happened after that. And then, like, I was, like,

away.

And they were chasing me.

Sounds kind of scary.

Okay. And then Elon Musk called me.

And then he was supposed to come over, but then he said that he couldn't come

because he was busy.

That was a bad dream.

Sounds like a bad dream.

Well, it's time for school in just a little bit.

Okay.

We gotta be quick today.

A little quicker anyway.

Can't waste much time, okay?

Well, I could just not go to school today.

What?

Yeah, well, it's like... Are you sick?

Yes.

That sounds like a really bad cough.

Mom,

it's like Friday. It's like almost a weekend anyway, so I could just not go

today and then have three a weekend.

Yeah, or you could just go like you're supposed to.

Okay, I'm just saying, like...

I haven't missed a day in, like, a long time.

Then why start now?

Okay, fine.

You're already hard this morning.

I'm quicker.

What can you make me for breakfast?

Pancakes.

No. Or the frozen kind, though.

Can you get me something from McDonald's?

You want to stop on the way? Yes.

It'll have to be even quicker.

I want two big breakfasts.

With the whole thing, like the sausages and the pancakes and the eggs and

everything.

You're hungry, huh? Yeah.

Monkey, can you use your mouth today?

Maybe.

I don't want to do that.

I've already got my makeup on. I don't want to get it messed up.

A little bit.

In my mouth?

Yes.

You mean no, not this morning, okay?

It always makes me do it faster when you use your mouth or not.

Maybe just a little, okay?

Okay. Thank you, Lauren.

You're usually much more excited than this by now.

You're getting a little old for this.

Why? I probably shouldn't do it for myself.

Hey B.

What?

What are you doing?

I'm just squeezing all of them.

I thought you said it was okay.

Why can't I put it in there?

That's for your father. You know that. Yeah.

But why?

I want to try it.

We can't do that. And you know that's for your dad.

Okay.

It's just something that's stupid. That's all right.

Don't talk.

It feels really soft and wet.

It's dark now, oh god.

Just rub it on the outside for a minute so you can get excited, okay?

Okay.

Here.

Is that better?

Yeah.

Can you put this on for like a couple seconds?

I just want to feel it for a bit.

Please?

You're getting awfully pushy.

Sorry.

Maybe I need you to come.

Okay.

And besides...

No, you can't. I promise. I swear I won't.

Please. Just for... I won't. I swear.

You don't know how to control yourself. I can't control it. I can't.

Just for a second.

All right.

Just for a second. Yes.

And you promise.

I promise. You're going to come outside.

Yeah, I promise.

And then we're gonna go get your breakfast.

Yeah, I promise, Mom.

There, how's that?

Oh, I got my back inside.

Hey, B.

You said just for a second.

I don't know that one.

Has dad ever used a poker on you?

What? That's up in your butt.

That's really, that's something between me and your father. Okay, I was just

wondering.

I told you, my makeup.

Sorry, Mom.

What are you trying to do?

I just... Can you move that glove?

What?

I just saw a video of it, Mom.

I just wanted you to try it.

Is it working?

You're welcome.

We got to that every day from that one.