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Hey, I'm the Drake.

Thanks.

So where are you and Ashley hunting tonight?

We're going to go to the steakhouse place, and then I think maybe the

movies.

That's cool.

But we haven't decided what we want to see yet.

Yeah.

I'm glad she brought you by today. She doesn't usually bring her dates home to

Mom.

So tell me about yourself.

Do you go to school?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to school.

Yeah. So doing biology right now

as a major.

So it's kind of tough, but I like it.

Yeah.

Do you guys plan on being out late tonight?

Maybe not too late.

I'm not sure, like, what's okay.

I mean, she usually tells me or whatever.

Well, she does tend to take a while while she's getting ready.

So, I don't know, last time I checked, she got in the shower, she had a towel

her head.

She's probably going to want to put her makeup on and get her hair looking

pretty for you tonight.

Yeah.

I'm actually going out tonight, too.

Since you guys are out, I'm going to have a girls' night out with a couple of

girlfriends.

Except I don't know what to wear yet.

Yeah.

Like, it's hard, you know, once you get older. You never know, like, what looks

good or what doesn't.

Yeah.

Well, I'm sure you look good. This is Brianna.

Whatever you wear.

Please. You can call me Mom.

Okay, Mom.

Okay. You know, it's been a long time since Ashley's dad left, and I never

really dated or anything afterwards.

So I figure tonight one of my friends wants to kind of set me up or something,

so I might try to look nice.

I have these two dresses, and I'm not sure which. I have red and I have black.

I don't know. I don't want to look, like, slutty or anything.

Can you come take a look at them?

would you mind give me i need a man's opinion i mean i'm i'm not really like

very good at that kind of probably i well evidently neither am i so if you

just she's gonna be like another 20 minutes or so maybe even 30 so come come

home just take a look at them okay i mean yeah if you want me to i have

i mean like you don't think like a red dress is too slutty do you

No, I mean, I don't... For an older woman?

No, I don't think so.

I know.

I haven't done this in forever.

All right, hang on.

Can I get on the bed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, have a seat.

So, look, I've got... This is the red one, and here's the black one.

They're both... I don't know.

They both look nice.

Skimpy, but... You know, if it's a club night, you know, if I'm going out with

the girls.

I mean, does that look okay?

Yeah, that looks nice.

Yeah.

Is it too short?

I mean, I don't think so.

No?

I'm always worried about these kinds of things. All right. I don't know. I'm

kind of leaning towards the red one. I like it a little better.

I mean, come on.

You have to have an opinion, right?

Um... Maybe you just have to see it first. If you don't know, like, you just

want to see it on, then maybe you can get a better idea of what it looks like.

Um... Should I... Let's see.

How's it look from the back?

It looks good.

What do you think?

I like it.

It looks good.

So tell me the truth. If you were, like, out at the bar and you saw me wearing

this, would you think it was sexy?

Um... I mean, Mom, I don't... No, I mean,

definitely.

I've been working out, trying to get, you know, my mommy body back in shape.

And they're doing a lot of work with the glutes.

Are they getting, I mean, feel it. Does it feel tight or does it feel flabby?

I don't know if I should really say what the hell. I need to know.

Really? It's okay? It's okay.

Does that feel firm to you?

Yeah,

it feels really firm, actually.

Just feel it on the skin. How does that feel?

Yeah,

it feels really good.

Yeah?

Yeah, definitely not flabby or anything.

Okay.

I'm working really hard on it.

How do my boobs look in my dress?

Does it look okay?

Yeah, they look great.

They look good.

I mean, are they old and saggy too? They're not, right?

No. Feel them.

Is that firm?

They're definitely not saggy. They feel good.

What if Ashley came down?

Oh, it takes you forever to get ready. It's okay.

It's all right, really.

Okay.

I don't want something.

It seems like you like it.

I mean, you wouldn't have this.

If you thought it was unattractive, right?

Sometimes a woman's just got to know.

And guess what? The penis doesn't lie.

So if you've got a hard -on, it must be okay.

You're definitely very attractive.

Thank you.

I'm glad you think so. Mom, I just don't think this is a good idea.

What? You don't think what's a good idea?

I just, I really like your daughter. What, you don't like these?

I do like those a lot. Yeah.

It kind of seems like a little weird.

She doesn't have to know.

It's okay.

Are you sure?

She'll come down. You'll go out for your date. Everything will be justified.

I'm just hoping.

It's been a long time since I've done anything like that.

going to tell me no, are you?

No, it's okay.

If you think we should... I need this.

Okay.

If you think it's a good idea, well, that's fine.

I just don't want Ashley to be mad at me.

It doesn't do that as good as it does.

Yeah.

I don't need to hear about your sex life with my daughter. I'm sorry. Okay.

That just impressed me. It feels good.

How is that?

knows about this.

When she comes down, none of this ever happened.

Yes. Right?

Do you think I can get a date? Yeah, definitely.

I need to clean up first. Okay.