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EL DOCTOR
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BAR
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The gutter is a good place for you.
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Miserable humans.
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The Earth's full of maladies
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which set up on us by night
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and day.
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As bloodless shades
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devoid of bone and flesh.
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They flit about.
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Well,
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this doctor is going home.
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Doctor!
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It's an emergency!
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Come on, drunk,
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what the hell are you doing here?
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No, no.
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No more.
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No, no, no.
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I can't do it any more.
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- Where's the Doctor?
- I got bugs.
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- Where's the Doctor?
- They're everywhere.
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Where's the Doctor?
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Don't move. Don't move.
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We do it with cotton balls.
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This is the result of bad conduct.
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A crime of passion.
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Oh, God, what a mess.
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I need a cup of coffee.
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Oh, Doctor! Doctor!
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Because it's something...
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I'm fucking dying.
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But Doctor, he is still alive.
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Oh, God. Do something.
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Bag him and tag him.
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Oh boy, this bastard weighs a fucking ton.
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Oh man. Here comes another one.
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You stupid son of a bitch.
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Asshole.
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Well, you deserved it.
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Son of a bitch.
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I could just kill you
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if you weren't already dead.
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My love.
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My heart.
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She's the one who shot him.
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Well, it's too late for cotton balls.
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What's your problem, Señora?
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I gave him my heart.
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Like blackbirds...
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death always comes in the night.
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I must pray to Santa
Esmeralda de los Hoyos
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for a miracle.
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A saint of holes?
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My beloved Santa Esmeralda
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I come to you now for guidance.
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Bring us a miracle to fill
the holes in our hearts.
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You of all sweetest saints
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in heaven know the empty places
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where love spills out in pools of blood
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upon the floor.
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Dearest.
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Holy of Holes
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bring a miracle to this cold morgue.
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She has a hole for a heart
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She changed it for a bunch of holes.
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Saint of Holes.
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Saint of Holes.
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Yes.
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My asshole is a saint!
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Its a miracle!
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The child with the head fungus.
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The girl who should have been a boy.
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The man with the stomach cancer.
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The woman who thinks she is a horse.
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The malformed, the useless.
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It's a house of horrors!
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Miracles my ass!
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But...
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Doctor...
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Look all ye who enter
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in search of emergency
medical assistance
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Look upon your savior!
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Crummy old man!
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Why not just shoot them as
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they come in the door, Doctor?
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I'll just have a little drink.
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Sad old drunk.
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Where's my bottle?
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You bad boy.
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He dreams of a beloved
woman that is dead,
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and bright days of his youth.
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It's all gone and now
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no reason to live.
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I love it
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yet I cannot abate to
be the very thing I hate.
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A life so empty as yours
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should be...
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ended.
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A knife to the throat?
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A gun to the head?
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Electrocution?
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But it's not up to me.
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I'm just a gargoyle
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not a devil.
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Did you think I was the devil?
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No!
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A mere temptation is our life
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A chain of perpetual ills.
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Who can endure the misery of it?
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My heart.
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What would you give
for a miracle now, Doctor?
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Nothing.
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Better never to have been born
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and best next of all to die
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quickly.
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Are you a miracle?
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I am a saint.
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The saint of emptiness.
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Saint of emptiness.
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Saint Esmeralda of the Holes.
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Everything in the end
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is how you see it.
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Life is sad but beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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Come back, Doctor.
It's terrible.
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My darling daughter!
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Santa Virgin, Doctor.
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Is this a miracle?
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Or a monstrosity?
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Oh,
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I cannot
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I cannot think of what to do.
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A mystery for sure.
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No, you need a priest!
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Yes, you need a priest!
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There is nothing for a doctor to do.
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It's unexplainable.
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Inexplicable.
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Is it a fantastic array
of sight and sound?
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Or is this a vision of
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religious proportions?
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What a smell!
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It smells so sweet.
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The sweetest thing.
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Ah, you stupid old drunk!
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The child is blessed.
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Now I see
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the child is blessed.
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These flowers are the gifts of the child.
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Eccentric and rare,
but not an illusion
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Such creativity.
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If only I had an ounce of
what this child brings.
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Why didn't I see this before?
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My darling daughter!
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She's a gift.
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A gift?
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Oh.
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Maybe now we are not so poor.
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Son of a bitch!
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Doctor,
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we need an operation over here.
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Oh. Mm.
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It isn't the stomach.
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It is some kind of internal dilemma,
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some crisis we must face and confront.
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Oh, this will work.
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Careful!
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I am precise in my mind.
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Mm.
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Ah, of course, it's astructural problem.
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Ramon,
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we must straighten this out.
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Okay boss, whatever you say.
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Completely crazy!
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Years and years of confusion.
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A commotion of the mind.
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It consists of these
temperatures and calculations
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and confusions of the spirit.
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Completely crazy.
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No, I am a doctor.
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Okay guys, let's go.
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Beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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And how are we today Caballita?
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Go, Caballita.
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Go, Caballita.
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Go, go, Caballita.
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Caballita.
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Go, Caballita.
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Go, go, Caballita.
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Go, go, Caballita
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Doctor!
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Ah, Caballita.
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Let me live no longer
than I may love.
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Oh boy,
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the biggest moment!
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I'm not really sure about
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- all this.
- It's a birthday today,
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yes?
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Ah, here is one
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ready to go!
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She was laid by the devil.
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A monstrosity!
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What happened?
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No, no, no.
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It's a beautiful child.
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Perfectly formed.
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Only a god who
smiled favorably upon you
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could have given you such
a special creature.
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What is this?
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Another one coming up.
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Congratulations!
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It's a...
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a boy?
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Yes, it's a boy
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How is it possible?
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Served!
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You should be very proud!
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Dear Jesus
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that one looks like a turnip!
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Okay, fatty, up you go!
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How fortunate!
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Come on you guys,
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don't pee on the floor.
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Santa Madre de las
Madres de las Madres.
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God bless you, Doctor.
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Many thanks!
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I think forever more
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this hospital will have
a festival every year!
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It will be the festival
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of the one hundred babies!
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He's gonna be president.
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Get back here, boys, girls!
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This one here is going
to be a revolutionary.
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A Zapatista!
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Some believe
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this Earth is a dark star
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over which the least
of the gods preside.
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But in this moment
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my heart
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new-found, alights
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the universe.
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Oh, it's that old doctor.
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It's closed.
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Isn't anyone going to do anything?
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The door is locked.
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We got to do something.
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He was a terrible doctor.
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He was really crazy.
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Is he drunk?
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Or dead?
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Or just dead drunk?
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Isn't anyone going to do anything?
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