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EL DOCTOR

BAR

The gutter is a good place for you.

Miserable humans.

The Earth's full of maladies

which set up on us by night

and day.

As bloodless shades

devoid of bone and flesh.

They flit about.

Well,

this doctor is going home.

Doctor!

It's an emergency!

Come on, drunk,

what the hell are you doing here?

No, no.

No more.

No, no, no.

I can't do it any more.

- Where's the Doctor? - I got bugs.

- Where's the Doctor? - They're everywhere.

Where's the Doctor?

Don't move. Don't move.

We do it with cotton balls.

This is the result of bad conduct.

A crime of passion.

Oh, God, what a mess.

I need a cup of coffee.

Oh, Doctor! Doctor!

Because it's something...

I'm fucking dying.

But Doctor, he is still alive.

Oh, God. Do something.

Bag him and tag him.

Oh boy, this bastard weighs a fucking ton.

Oh man. Here comes another one.

You stupid son of a bitch.

Asshole.

Well, you deserved it.

Son of a bitch.

I could just kill you

if you weren't already dead.

My love.

My heart.

She's the one who shot him.

Well, it's too late for cotton balls.

What's your problem, Señora?

I gave him my heart.

Like blackbirds...

death always comes in the night.

I must pray to Santa Esmeralda de los Hoyos

for a miracle.

A saint of holes?

My beloved Santa Esmeralda

I come to you now for guidance.

Bring us a miracle to fill the holes in our hearts.

You of all sweetest saints

in heaven know the empty places

where love spills out in pools of blood

upon the floor.

Dearest.

Holy of Holes

bring a miracle to this cold morgue.

She has a hole for a heart

She changed it for a bunch of holes.

Saint of Holes.

Saint of Holes.

Yes.

My asshole is a saint!

Its a miracle!

The child with the head fungus.

The girl who should have been a boy.

The man with the stomach cancer.

The woman who thinks she is a horse.

The malformed, the useless.

It's a house of horrors!

Miracles my ass!

But...

Doctor...

Look all ye who enter

in search of emergency medical assistance

Look upon your savior!

Crummy old man!

Why not just shoot them as

they come in the door, Doctor?

I'll just have a little drink.

Sad old drunk.

Where's my bottle?

You bad boy.

He dreams of a beloved woman that is dead,

and bright days of his youth.

It's all gone and now

no reason to live.

I love it

yet I cannot abate to be the very thing I hate.

A life so empty as yours

should be...

ended.

A knife to the throat?

A gun to the head?

Electrocution?

But it's not up to me.

I'm just a gargoyle

not a devil.

Did you think I was the devil?

No!

A mere temptation is our life

A chain of perpetual ills.

Who can endure the misery of it?

My heart.

What would you give for a miracle now, Doctor?

Nothing.

Better never to have been born

and best next of all to die

quickly.

Are you a miracle?

I am a saint.

The saint of emptiness.

Saint of emptiness.

Saint Esmeralda of the Holes.

Everything in the end

is how you see it.

Life is sad but beautiful.

Beautiful.

Come back, Doctor. It's terrible.

My darling daughter!

Santa Virgin, Doctor.

Is this a miracle?

Or a monstrosity?

Oh,

I cannot

I cannot think of what to do.

A mystery for sure.

No, you need a priest!

Yes, you need a priest!

There is nothing for a doctor to do.

It's unexplainable.

Inexplicable.

Is it a fantastic array of sight and sound?

Or is this a vision of

religious proportions?

What a smell!

It smells so sweet.

The sweetest thing.

Ah, you stupid old drunk!

The child is blessed.

Now I see

the child is blessed.

These flowers are the gifts of the child.

Eccentric and rare, but not an illusion

Such creativity.

If only I had an ounce of what this child brings.

Why didn't I see this before?

My darling daughter!

She's a gift.

A gift?

Oh.

Maybe now we are not so poor.

Son of a bitch!

Doctor,

we need an operation over here.

Oh. Mm.

It isn't the stomach.

It is some kind of internal dilemma,

some crisis we must face and confront.

Oh, this will work.

Careful!

I am precise in my mind.

Mm.

Ah, of course, it's a structural problem.

Ramon,

we must straighten this out.

Okay boss, whatever you say.

Completely crazy!

Years and years of confusion.

A commotion of the mind.

It consists of these temperatures and calculations

and confusions of the spirit.

Completely crazy.

No, I am a doctor.

Okay guys, let's go.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

And how are we today Caballita?

Go, Caballita.

Go, Caballita.

Go, go, Caballita.

Caballita.

Go, Caballita.

Go, go, Caballita.

Go, go, Caballita

Doctor!

Ah, Caballita.

Let me live no longer than I may love.

Oh boy,

the biggest moment!

I'm not really sure about

- all this. - It's a birthday today,

yes?

Ah, here is one

ready to go!

She was laid by the devil.

A monstrosity!

What happened?

No, no, no.

It's a beautiful child.

Perfectly formed.

Only a god who smiled favorably upon you

could have given you such a special creature.

What is this?

Another one coming up.

Congratulations!

It's a...

a boy?

Yes, it's a boy

How is it possible?

Served!

You should be very proud!

Dear Jesus

that one looks like a turnip!

Okay, fatty, up you go!

How fortunate!

Come on you guys,

don't pee on the floor.

Santa Madre de las Madres de las Madres.

God bless you, Doctor.

Many thanks!

I think forever more

this hospital will have a festival every year!

It will be the festival

of the one hundred babies!

He's gonna be president.

Get back here, boys, girls!

This one here is going to be a revolutionary.

A Zapatista!

Some believe

this Earth is a dark star

over which the least of the gods preside.

But in this moment

my heart

new-found, alights

the universe.

Oh, it's that old doctor.

It's closed.

Isn't anyone going to do anything?

The door is locked.

We got to do something.

He was a terrible doctor.

He was really crazy.

Is he drunk?

Or dead?

Or just dead drunk?

Isn't anyone going to do anything?