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brave Kong Keestador.
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Welcome to Ed's peek into the future.
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See what marvels await you in the world
of tomorrow.
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Only 25 cents.
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Eat, that is.
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Plank wants to know if we'll live on
Mars.
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Maybe, maybe not.
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The answer's my friend or blowing in the
wind.
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Authorization, Johnny.
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Everyday tasks, such as walking, will be
a thing of the past. In the future.
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Why, even the instinctive exertion of
eating becomes effortless, my friend.
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All with the mere push of a button.
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Let's see, uh, hygiene, grooming, breast
launder.
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Ah, here we go.
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Food!
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That's me.
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Go stay.
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Loud, as futuristic ingenuity removes
any evidence of unmanageable edibles.
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foot right.
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Hello. What's with the silent clothes,
Eddie?
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Where'd you get that jawbreaker, Naz?
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Pluton Kevin, right?
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No way. It's customer appreciation day
at the candy store, and they're giving
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away jawbreakers for free.
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Free? Yeehaw!
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Bet you better hurry. The store closes
in ten minutes.
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For viewing on the go?
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Well, I didn't say the future was
practical.
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Forget this!
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Yes, I will.
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Jawbreakers! Free!
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Only ten minutes left!
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Free jawbreakers! Ten minutes left?
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Hurry up before they're all...
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again.
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Noticeable, Ed.
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Come on! My nose runs faster!
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Hey, watch it!
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Eddie, look out!
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No,
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really. I'm pounding you, door.
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Mental as a kitten in a tree.
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Necessity, Eddie. Fabricated from
everyday suburban litter in order to
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our velocity within our ever -shrinking
window of opportunity.
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Yawn. Just kick this thing into high
gear, Lutton!
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Cuts me off.
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Me?
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digest the system.
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I must obey my master, Baron Obeefdip.
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Crone. Dear Red, someone seems to be
pulling your... Don't let him touch me!
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Obey me, mortal!
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Wolf down the non -believer!
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I shall...
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That's a baron guy.
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Hook, line, and sucker.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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And what's this prove, Eddie?
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That you can dupe anyone at any time
with the right bait. Put that on a T
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and sell it.
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Oh, please.
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Hey, get me a sandwich. I'm starving.
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Double D, you're right. And when you're
right, you're not wrong.
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Pity my measly soul for lost in the
stench of Loserville I am.
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I didn't mean to hurt your feelings,
Eddie. Well, shall we... Try it out
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you open your big fat mouth.
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Barron, no beef dippage, please, now.
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Not too shabby, huh, Naz?
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If you say so.
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Marty Mailbox told me it was in the
woods. I bet.
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What's with Jimmy?
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A gosh darn mailbox, Sarah. It just
rattled on.
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Ew, look.
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Is that a possum?
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You believe me, don't you? It talked. It
did.
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Honest. Get real, Jimmy. A mailbox told
you to come here?
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Holy cow, Plank. Look at the size of the
raccoon.
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Looks like a bloated squirrel.
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Welcome to Raccoon Roundup. And for a
cotton -picking quarter, all you cotton
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-picking city folk can cotton -pick and
catch your very own raccoon.
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To keep. And boy, Rose will pick the
cotton and accept this challenge.
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Um, shall we mosey on over, neighbor?
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In order to bag this nocturnal verminous
mammal, you have three chances at
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slaying the critter with this.
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That's their expiry date.
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Rolf wishes to use his lucky great nano
kidney stone keychain.
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What did he say that was?
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That a boy, Rolf.
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Keep your eye on that bush, because
raccoons are quick.
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Rolf sees it.
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Goodbye, Pinocchio.
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Stop!
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Don't even think about hurting this poor
defenseless creature!
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Hey, get out of the way!
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No! Get off!
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No! Let go!
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No!
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Johnny's right.
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Where do you get off?
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What a couple of clucks. Oh, look,
Sarah. I think it likes me.
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Would you like a bite of my baguette?
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For pink? Thanks, Jimmy.
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Wait!
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Go! He had me fooled, too.
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Honest. At least he sank like a filthy
vermin. Real smooth farmer dork. E -I -E
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-I -O.
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Near do well.
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You know what they say, Eddie. You can
fool some of the people some of the
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but you can't fool all of the people all
of the time.
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That was triple A double D, a five -star
scam.
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Let's chalk this down to experience,
Eddie. No more raccoons, agreed?
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That's it?
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It was the stupid raccoon. I was right,
as usual.
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We'll just tweak the scam a little. They
won't know what hit them.
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This should prove monotonous.
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Paul Troon. Want to save the world and
be a hero for the first time in your
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stinking life?
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You betcha! Just bring your friends down
to the woods.
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What are you waiting for?
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I'm on it, Teddy.
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Teddy said it was this way, everybody.
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Ooh, look, Plank. A mutant.
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Get real, Johnny. We've been here
before.
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I think.
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Holy cow, Plank. Look at the size of
that alien.
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Is that a raccoon?
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Pathetic.
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Welcome to Mutant Land.
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And for an interstellar quarter, all you
brave interstellar toxic soldiers can
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catch your very own brain -sucking
mutant.
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Where's Teddy Tree Bark?
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Uh... How about it, Toxic Rolf? You like
challenges.
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Lucky for you, Rolf cannot deny a
challenge.
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One more try. I believe you're familiar
with our facility. In order to capture
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said mutant, you have three attempts
with these antimatter marshmallows.
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Forget the marshmallows, Rolf. Use my
dad's lucky ball peen, man.
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Say bye -bye, Scourge from the beyond.
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Don't even think about it. Mutants have
feelings, too, you know.
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What again?
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This is the same as the last one.
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Let's go, Jimmy.
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Wait, don't go.
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There's a twist.
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Check it.
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Earth dwellers!
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We were so close!
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They won't know what hit them. Weren't
those your words, Eddie?
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Good memory, elephant brain, because
this time they really won't. Let's tweak
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some more.
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Oh, he's so stubborn.
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Hey, you!
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You heard me right!
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Be the first one on your block to own
your very own pest at Cockroach Country!
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Welcome to...
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Freezer burn?
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Welcome to Fringeland!
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Fine!
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Run away!
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It's your lot!
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Cause this scam is gold!
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A number one, baby!
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Or at least it will be, after we tweak
it some more.
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Oh, come on, Eddie!
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I really need to go to the bathroom!
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Hey, you!
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If that's how to scrub a bull, then
flush her down the back!
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