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Oh, hey. Hi.

Look what the cat drug is.

Yeah.

I'm back.

The craziest stepdaughter on earth?

Yeah, that's me.

You look great.

Thank you.

Yeah. Did you tell your mom you were on your way?

No, I have not told her.

I just thought I'd just drop by and maybe hang out here for a few days to

myself a little break.

That's cool.

You're more than welcome. I told you, after you get out for a month or so, you

can come stay here whenever you want.

Thanks. However, you might want to run it by your mom.

Yeah, I guess I should. Just showing up.

I'm staying here now. You might want to run that by somebody, because what if

you had something going on?

That's true. I just figured I'm the beloved daughter, so they should be

to see me.

How's that summer heat?

It's fucking hot.

It's really hot. I hate it.

Yeah, now I'm exhausted.

Yeah? Yeah. So what else has been going on?

You know, just getting settled in my apartment, which has been fine.

So you're going to stay in your old room or you're just going to... It's full of

my stuff now.

Oh, is it? Yeah, all my collectibles.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Your room is gone.

My room's gone. That's so sad. You have to stay in the spare bedroom, I guess. I

don't know.

But you can stay out here, too, because... Yeah. There's a lot of room.

I'll figure it out.

Your mom's never here, you know, since she kicked me out and made me stay.

She didn't know I stayed with you.

Oh, of course.

So don't mention it. Oh, I would never.

You didn't say anything, did you? No, definitely not. No, she's a handful.

I don't want to deal with that.

I don't think anybody does, except for the guy she's cheating on me with.

Right, yeah, yeah. That's also why I didn't feel like I needed.

To tell her that I was coming.

Oh, yeah. Me, the only old man in this house.

Yeah. She doesn't even know that I'm keeping you company for a little bit.

I didn't think you would mind.

Are you making yourself comfortable? I am. I love this couch. I missed it.

You missed it.

So comfy. We used to take naps.

I know.

Yeah.

I look tired. Did you go out last night or something?

I did.

I got... I got wasted.

Well, check it out. You make yourself comfortable. I'm not going to hound you

death. I'm going to go get you water. Just relax, okay?

I'm going to get you water. Chill out. Okay. Cool?

Alright.

So, all we have is this shitty water. I don't... You probably don't like... What

are you doing?

You've only... Just relax. You've only been here 15 minutes.

It's right where I left it. We can't do this again. No, no, no, no.

Where was it at? In the cushions? Uh -huh.

You could have put that away. What if her mom sees?

She's not here.

Don't worry about it. She's never here. I don't think that.

Just relax.

You know what this is.

Shut up. She's gone.

I'm here.

Just don't worry about it.

I'm sure she's not coming home.

I'm sure.

I did actually text her yesterday.

Shut up.

She's going to catch us.

She's not. She's out. She's out with her guy.

We're like... Oh.

That was bad.

Well, I guess you have to come over here.

I guess so.

That's the daddy joke.

Thank you.

That's that day.

She's not coming.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Let me see. Put your lips together. There you go.

Just like that.

That's the step -daughter I missed.

Thank you.

Guess what?

What? I have to get to work.

No. I do.

I'm going to charge my toy.

So you have something to do while I'm gone.

Take them in this big house by yourself.

I'll kill time. I'll be back later.

I'm running super late.

I got mediation soon.

Okay. All right? All right. You comfortable? You good? I'm good. Good.

welcome. Welcome home. Thanks.

Housewarming.

All right. Later. Bye.

Scarlett, where are you?

What is going on? Where are you at?

Oh, my God. Again?

I come in here. I want to take you out to lunch.

You just can't.

Why are you doing this to me?

I should have never messed with you.

You need to relax.

I'm so worked up all the time.

You're going to get me fucking divorced.

If you like this house, I'm going to lose it.

She's already gone.

Shut up.

Why can't you just be a cool stepdad?

Have fun with me. I'm a cool stepdad, but how the tables are turning. Now

trying to blackmail me. What the fuck is going on?

Well, prove it. You're such a cool stepdad.

You need to put that away. This is like, come on. Like, it's too much now. No.

No. Does it feel good?

It feels so good. You're like walking around. You're eating with this thing.

You're fucking taking naps with it.

It's getting wet, too.

I'm going to have to get you in a room.

What if my friend came by and saw this?

They'd have to tag team you. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. We would never do that to you. You're our precious, sweet,

little, innocent stepdaughter.

That's funny.

You used to be so shy. I don't understand what happened.

You're kind of being rebellious, too, because you're just fucking ignoring

everything I'm telling you.

You talk way too much.

How's that thing feel?

It feels so good. It does?

Yeah, that's why I'm not hearing anything you're saying. What do you

them when you're using that? What do you think about?

Oh, it's really good stuff.

Tell me.

Is it an ex? Is it one of your friend's dads?

What is it?

Oh, well, I think about you.

Shut up. Yeah.

No, you don't. Of course I do.

Why do you think I'm doing this here?

Well, I thought it would be cool to get a blowjob, but I didn't know we were

going to be fucking around constantly.

I guess I'll leave you be. I'll go watch some sports or something. If your mom

catches you, she won't care.

No. Don't leave.

I'm going to go watch TV.

I've got a death right, do you?

Nope. No. I'm not going to get on TV. You're being aggressive. No.

Come here.

What? No. You need to relax and not be so stressed out.

Final last words.

You sure about this? This is way more fun than TV.

You sure about this?

Positive.

I feel weird.

You'll feel a lot better once you get in me already. Yeah.

I promise you won't feel weird anymore.

You still going to use that thing?

Yeah.

Go ahead and put it on. Let's see.

Don't say anything, okay?

I feel like you're coercing me now.

Are you feeling better now?

take your birth control.

Of course.

I'm gonna set that up for you.

Did we just fuck up?

We did not. My conscience is already set, man.

You gotta clean up this mess. Get all this shit out of here.

Reality is real right now.

You made me do it.

Hey. What's going on with this dress?

Well, it's Sunday morning. I figured we would be going to church.

Man, that's your mom. I ain't going to church.

Mom's already there. I ain't going to church today. Really?

Fuck no.

Well, I look so cute, though.

It does look cute, but we ain't going to church. That's for certain.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right, that's fine with me. You don't have to go.

But I did get all dressed up. No, no more of this. You're out of control. No

more.

Hold on there, foe.

Oh, don't you like it, foe? Don't I look so cute? So cute.

Look, you've got to go home after today. You're going to get in trouble for

that. If you don't go home, I'm going to call the fucking cops on you. Are you

serious? You're ready to get rid of me already?

I have to. You're going to get me fucking divorced. There's cameras and

around here.

There's cameras?

Yes. Really?

Yes.

Mom has her own guy, and she's not coming back.

No, she's at church. She's got to be back.

No more of this. If we do this again, you've got to go afterwards.

Fucking three days of this. It can't happen anymore.

Okay, fine.

Just one more time then. You can't be getting crackers on your stepdad. It's

a good idea.

You're not moving back in here either. Stop.

You're leaving after this, okay?

Promise me.

Fine. What are you going to do? You're going to tell your mother if I don't

agree with you? What's the alternative? That's a good idea, though. Shut up.

Come on. What are you going to do?

I'm going to carry this thing everywhere with you.

Yeah. Good.

I didn't think it would take too much.

But you have to leave after, okay?

Okay. Promise?

Promise.

You going to clean some work this time?

Sure.

I know you get paranoid, but you have to, you like that.

Get your feet up here. Keep it in there.

I love riding daddy's cock.

Lay up on the arm of the couch if that's okay with you

that toy and get the fuck out of here before you get me fucking divorced fine

more games if I do get kicked out I'm coming to stay at your place I do