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You know me and mom talk about, like, everything together, right?

Okay, yeah.

What's going on?

Um, she told me about your gun.

She told you about my gun?

She said it was pretty big.

You know she wasn't supposed to be telling you about nothing about the gun.

was supposed to be kind of personal and quiet. You know, you weren't supposed to

worry about nothing like that.

I want to see it.

Okay, you stay right there.

Okay.

I have no fucking idea why your mom would tell you about this.

Anyway, here's my gun.

It's a 9mm, right?

Let me tell you this first, so let me explain this to you.

Okay, the Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms.

You know what that means, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, Frances, what I'm saying is...

We have a right to protect ourselves, like if somebody comes in our house and

the police doesn't come in time, we need something to defend ourselves. And I

need you to understand this because sometimes me and your mom's not at home.

So I was going to get to showing you this anyway, but your mom told you

can explain it to you.

So anyway, here.

Hold it.

It's not loaded.

It's not loaded. Hold it?

Yeah, hold it.

Okay. Okay, now see. Hold on, just now. Now see, you see the crosshairs right

here? Mm -hmm.

Okay, you line it up.

You want to hold it with two hands because it might have a little kick.

But you line up the crosshairs, and you line it right there. See how it lines up

right there? Uh -huh.

That's where you aim at, and that's where, if anything, if anybody breaks

the house or anything, that's what you do. You line it up, and you pull the

trigger. That's only for self -defense, though.

I don't mean you go outside and you play with your friends and be waving shit

around. That doesn't work like that.

All right?

This isn't a cool gun at all, but... Don't hold it like that. Uh -huh.

Mom told me about your big gun.

She told you about that, too?

Yes.

Man, that woman talks too much.

All right, hold on.

Can you show me your big gun?

Yeah, I'm going to go get it. Hold on.

Okay. Now, this is the big gun right here.

This is the big gun.

Now, this I don't suggest you even try to use. I suggest you try to get got to,

but this one is the big gun.

See that?

Now, see, this right here, this is really, really for, this is a hand

basically. Anybody comes through the door when we're not home, if you pull

thing out.

I'm knocking them to the next fucking block.

Now, you hold this one. Hold it.

Come on. It's kind of heavy.

Come on now. You want to see my big gun? Come on. Hold it.

Woo.

Now, you see how heavy it is?

Uh -huh. It has more kick when you get it, so you have to really get aggressive

when you hold it. You have to hold it really, really tight.

And this is almost like the other one, like the 9mm.

But see, you can line it up through here.

You understand?

Uh -huh.

See?

Yeah, it's cool.

Well, hold it right there. See?

You cool with it?

Yeah.

So... Um... What's wrong?

Mom was telling me about your big gun.

That is my big gun. What's the problem? I mean, I thought you'd be excited if

you just asked me for it, and now I'm showing you, and what's the problem?

No, I mean your big gun.

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.

Don't do that.

Why? Because you're my stepdaughter.

Don't be touching me right there. That's not cool.

But Mom told me about it.

You talking about that, too?

Yeah.

She told me, and I want to find out for myself.

Hey, hey, hey.

What?

Listen, I don't think that's too proper, but if your mom, I love your mom. You

understand this?

Love you, too.

I'm trying to protect the house, and what you're doing right now is a little

different. Well, I know... Okay, you're my black stepdad, right?

Right. Right.

And I know that black men carry really big guns.

Okay. So, um... I mean, these guns are cool and all, but that's not what

Mom was talking about.

Oh, you are my...

You know, I'm a stepdaughter.

Mm -hmm. I mean, it's not DNA or not my real daughter.

Okay, uh... Want to see the big gun? Go ahead.

So excited!

Oh, my God.

And don't worry, I promise, I won't tell Mom that. If you tell your mom, we're

just going to start more shit, and your mom might kill me. I mean, she might

just break my neck or something.

Oh, my God. Is that what you wanted? That's the big gun.

Is that what you wanted to see?

Are you happy now?

You know what? You better not ever tell your mom this happened.

You don't have to worry about that.

Okay.

So that's the gun you were talking about, huh? Uh -huh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

You're gonna take that motherfucker deep.

Oh,

fuck.

I'm not even going to ask you where you learned how to do that from, you know? I

don't even want to fucking know.

Fuck yeah.

I like sucking on my stepdaddy's big gun.

Uh -huh.

You do that really, really nicely.

Thanks, Daddy.

It's okay, baby. Go ahead. Have fun.

Enjoy yourself.

Fuck yeah. Get that, Jake.

Get your daddy's gun.

Get your daddy's gun, baby.

Jerk that motherfucker.

There you go.

Take it deep.

Deep. Yeah.

Mm -mm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Come on, baby.

Come on, Donna. Hey, sweetheart. Sweetheart.

Mm -mm. Come on. Come on. Get off. Get off for a second.

Sweetheart. What?

Come on now. Let's take it easy.

Let's get more comfortable.

If we're going to do this, let's do it right.

Okay. Let's get more comfortable.

Now that I have the big gun out.

What did you use?

Hmm?

What did you use?

No, let me show you a thing or two.

What are you going to show me?

I'm going to show you how I do it.

How you do it? Yeah, I'm going to show you something.

Give me that pussy.

What?

Don't worry about it.

I'm going to do you a return of favor, okay?

Um, huh?

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Go see pretty as a motherfucker.

Oh, fuck, yeah, there you go.

Like that gun on your foot, buddy?

Mm -hmm.

Put it back.

Put it back, yeah.

Yeah,

put it back.

Yeah, there you go.

You want to ride it?

I do.

Huh?

Giddy up.

Giddy up?

Here,

fuck me the way you want it.

Take it the way you want it.

Bad girl.

Yeah, put your pussy on it.

Take it deep. Take it deep.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

I want you to spoon me, Dad.

You want me to spoon you?

Mm -hmm.

Might as well.

Keep it a happy family. What the fuck?

dealing with your mom. I know you've never done this before.

Put your leg on the outside.

Okay. And ease down on it. Yeah, I'm sorry.

You and your mom look so much alike. You act like I'm supposed to be a

professional or something.

I'm sorry, Donna. I'm just used to your mom. This is like a first for me. That's

all. What?

Nothing. Don't make it awkward.

It's okay, baby.

Go ahead.

practice.

Shit. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Damn.

That was... That was what Mom was talking about.

You better not tell your mom shit, okay?

I'm not going to tell Mom nothing.

You did a good job.

Thank you, baby.

Mom's the word.