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- Well, good afternoon gorgeous.

Hi, what is your shirt say?

Some cheeks, married cheeks, so get over it.

Hi, some cheeks, my cheeks.

Oh, oh, I get it, yeah.

Okay, I didn't know I was getting a massage by...

- A masseuse?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, well, yeah, usually it's better to have massage

than by a professional masseuse.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Totally.

- So, this is your first massage, right?

- No, yeah, I got it as, it's my birthday,

my A2 birthday.

- That is birthday, come here.

- Oh, thank you.

- Oh, thank you.

- So, I want to make this an extra special birthday massage.

So, the best thing for us to do is for you to strip down

so I can get straight into those muscles.

- So, I have to take my clothes off.

You can't just like massage through the...

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I have this special massage oil, so I can't.

I can't do anything unless you strip down.

All right, well, you see,

I've never done this before, so...

- So, don't worry, you're in safe hands.

Just strip that all off and laying down on this table

and we'll get you started.

- Are you gonna give me some privacy?

Or...

- Well, I mean, I can just, I can turn around if you want,

but I'm about to put my hands all over you.

So...

You don't really need privacy, but whatever makes you feel better.

- Come over here.

Do you need any help?

- Need a hand?

- I got two.

- I'm totally fine.

- Warm and ready.

- I got it.

- You sure?

- Mm-hmm.

- Got 'em, willing to help.

- It is your birthday, you don't need to do everything.

Looks like you got a nice birthday suit there.

- Okay.

- All right.

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- Oh, these knickers are gonna have to come off.

- What?

What do I do with it?

- Well, yeah, I've got oil.

You want to have your lacing knickers ruined by oil?

Oh, well, I mean, I think they're fine.

I think they're fine on, it's okay.

They're just, they're all done doing it.

- All right.

- Do my best to work around them then.

- So, are there any problem areas?

Anything that needs to be focused on?

- Um, you may use salt.

- I mean, my neck hurts a lot over you to a lot of bugs.

So, all right, my leg.

Typically, upper back.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Well, I mean, I can already see

that you have some tension in your lower back and glutes.

Just by the way, we're walking better.

We can start on the neck and shoulders.

- Um, okay, just relax, you're gonna love it.

- Ooh. Oh, you have beautiful skin.

Wow, thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, you do have a little bit of tension.

I'm gonna use some oil in this.

I'm just gonna.

- How's that feel?

- It's really good.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, I should do.

- Wanted to have a precious perfect and go a little hard.

It's all awesome.

You know what I feel like,

your back's not really that bad.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna get straight into your glutes down here.

Make lutes.

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's a lot of tension in these glutes.

- I think glutes are okay, right?

- Oh, no, there's a lot of tension.

- Well, I think my feet have a lot more tension than that.

- Can we feed my glutes?

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm very good at misogging feet, so.

- Okay, so you might be working on my other leg?

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, a lot of working on those legs.

, yeah.

What are you doing, you, you don't like the misog?

- Um, I mean, you are misogging, right?

- Yeah, you don't feel like the tension being released

in your feet here.

I mean, a little bit in there.

- If you wanted me to go hot-a, just let me know.

- Okay.

- Do you like it, Hada?

- I mean, you want the misog? - Yeah.

- And the misog? - Yeah.

- Yeah, you like it. - Oh, yeah.

- You like it? - Oh, yeah.

- You want it hot, just let you like it.

- Yeah. - You like it?

- Yeah, yeah.

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- What are you doing? - I thought you wanted Hada.

- Oh, you're roping my butt.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am not groping anything.

I am misogging.

I am using professional technique to release tension.

Look, if you have a problem being misogged by a woman,

then maybe you just need a-- - I'm a truth.

- I've just never experienced a misogging before

by a-- - We didn't do this as your first misogged.

Maybe you just don't know what to expect.

Maybe you're right. - Maybe you're right.

- Maybe it just should relax.

- Yeah. - I'm just gonna--

- I'm just gonna relax and let you do whatever you have to do.

- Do you just find a--

- Oh, oh my goodness, I'm sorry.

- Oh, I've got oil all over your panties.

- I'm sorry. - But these are gonna have to come--

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- What do you do?

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- I've been to apologize.

- Why aren't you taking my underwear off?

- I thought we'll-- - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

- It's better now anyway, I can misog you.

- Yeah, I'm super-- - I'm super uncomfortable.

I've never done this before.

- Done what?

- I had a misog. - It's a misog, honey.

- Yeah, but a misog but like, you know,

Somebody like you.

I'm a "sist"?

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I can't, but just do one side of your body, you'll go walking around in circles, you know, because one side will be released in the other side won't.

It's a thing, it's a thing, yeah, you know, better flip over now.

It's a little bit more, yeah, but it's important, I don't even have, I don't know where it is, it's fine, trust me, I'm saying it all before.

Oh, my, my woman. Oh, go ahead. Listen, I can't, I can't massage properly if you're going to be putting your arms in my way, but, you know, I am naked while it is a massage.

I've never done this before. Well, exactly say you don't know what we do here, I guess I don't know, yeah, that's right.

But you don't know, okay, I'm just gonna, you're body size, so I'm just going to walk on your pecs and see how some tension here.

Just relax and close your eyes super or not do. Oh my God, just relax, and that's before, but you do it, yeah, but I don't know, I just probably saw you looking at my muscles, I don't know, I don't know.

Well, I have to observe what I'm doing. Would you like me to massage you and look at the ceiling? How am I supposed to walk like that?

I have to look at you. I have to look at you. Yeah, totally fine, yeah, like the like looking at what I do is, I mean, I need to, I have to look at you when I, well, I do this because it's, you know, I might do the wrong thing.

Totally, yeah, I don't know the body like you do, that's right, I don't know why you might act.

Yeah, how your, how your hip flexes, my hip flexes, yeah, you know, just put it on your knee, and get really tight.

Oh, it's just right. Super, super deep. Oh, yeah, it's good to get deep into muscle. Yeah, deep in there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're getting super close, close to my vagina. Come on, if you want me to get into your hip flexes and your duct is, I need to get in it.

You're just a bit nervous about your vagina. It's very beautifully, shouldn't be in the eye at all.

It's very nice vagina. And I've seen quite a few years, so I should know. Yeah, it's very nice. Oh, yes, they're not as good as that.

I mean, technically it's your fault, but whatever, but how would you know that, right?

It's actually, yeah, it's your fault, where the external, the internal part, that's your vagina.

I'm sure that you have a very nice vagina too, anyway. Oh, yeah, let me get right in there.

Right into those abductors. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my good god-a-lake. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's my good god-a-lake.

I think you're just really, really in base of brain, now. You base it, no, this is part of them, so I just says, you know, these are all the muscle groups that need to be attended to.

Oh, yeah, women be very important. No, that's right. You didn't even know the vagina or the inside part, so maybe you should leave it up to the practitioners.

Put it in your hands. That's right, you're in my hands. You're all in my hands.

Doesn't that feel good? Yes, that feels good. Oh, yeah, so glad you came into this massage because you really needed it.

All right, I guess so. Yeah, you do. Put a lot of soccer. Yeah, I can tell you're very athletic. Yeah, I can see that the tension is just melting away for you. I mean, you are good with your fingers. Oh, you don't even know.

Yeah, man, I can just see the tension melting away for you. What? That's not good. Oh, I guess, you know, whoa, what are you doing? Huh? What are you doing? Oh, nothing. I'm just making sure I get right into it.

Oh, well, there's a lot of nerve endings down in this area that really need to be stimulated and released.

I use it. Like, I just have to warm up and it's a people 60 minute massage. Is it what you want to happen? I have no idea. This is so relaxing. Hi, you come around, but just you wait. I get even better.

Oh, my God, what are you doing? Well, you know, there's a lot of nerve endings down here that really need to be massage.

Do you really release all of your tension? Oh, my God. Feels good there, right? Oh, come in. You did see a whole tense when you walked in here. Oh, that's not feel great. Oh, I mean, yeah, it looks like it's closed.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it? Oh, what about that vagina? Back up the vagina. That is your vagina. Oh, my God. Oh, it's just as pretty as your Volvo. Oh, my God, this is the kind of massage I was getting today.

Well, it is full body. A little internal massage.

Do you think it was going to catch us? Catch us? What? I'm just giving you a massage. Oh, I mean, there's just for a lot of acts.

Okay, what do you say? Oh, you know what? I think I go to get a close look at what I'm doing here, you know, just to make sure that I'm massageing you right.

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I don't think I'm going to be able to...

It feels so good, right?

You know exactly how to move your fingers.

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Oh, then the day, being in the end is okay.

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