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Previously on Time Cop. Jack the Ripper was never caught.

I just became him.

What's the plan now?

It's just no Ripper. I want my pocket watch.

Don't you mean your temporal controller?

Our temporal intruder's name is Ian Pascoe. He's only 13 years old. You're

telling me Logan's fighting a teenager?

He's fighting the adult Pascoe.

Pascoe's from the future, my guess, at least 20 years.

I know everything.

History. God, I love show business.

I like my ending much better.

How was your week, Mr. Bosco?

Oh, eventful, Dr. Jared.

Since we last met seven days, two hours, and 19 minutes ago, I've paced this

cell 5 ,327 times.

I've gone through three inhalers, 21 hydrated meals, and I've spent every

moment staring up at this omnipotent eye.

We need to finish your psychiatric evaluation.

Oh, I forgot.

No small talk with the psychopath.

your distance, you wouldn't want to humanize your subject.

Makes you wonder, who's the shrink and who's the serial killer?

Why do you do it, Mr. Batco?

Why are you compelled to alter history?

Possibly explain the rush of standing over the body of someone like Jack the

Ripper to a man who's never been out of his own time zone.

Just call me crazy, Doc.

You'll sleep better in blissful ignorance.

I understand you received a letter this week.

The true nature of your visit revealed.

And who sent it to you?

The last time I checked, Doc.

In this country, we had something called the Fifth Amendment.

I know that one inside and out, Doc.

I was the one who whispered it into Thomas Jefferson's ear.

As you can see, it's been edited for my own protection.

May I look at it?

Well, it seems someone's reaching out to you.

It's gibberish, you idiot.

Why is everyone always looking for hidden leads when all they have to do is

look at the text?

the building

Now tell me it's not true.

Pascoe escaped from temporal detention at 7 .25 this evening. Sorry, Logan.

He was supposed to be on 24 -7 security watch. What did he do, just click his

heels and disappear?

All right, cool your jets.

Seems someone sent Pascoe a letter. The ink was treated with concentrated

ammonium nitrate.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, instant smoke screen.

He used the diversion to overpower a guard.

Why wasn't his mail monitored?

It was, but for content only.

Who knew? I mean, most people use a ballpoint to write a letter, not the

anarchist's cookbook.

He still had to get past the fingerprint scanners.

Let's just say he borrowed one of the guard's thumbs.

Federal marshals are already scouring D .C. and the surrounding vicinities.

Well, they better find Mr. Houdini before he gets to a rogue sled.

We can't exactly do a hard target search through every decade, century, and

millennium.

Hasker's not going anywhere without his temporal controller.

Logan. Don't start with your mind of the killer theories. That watch is Pascoe's

passport to the future. He's going to want it back. Really?

Well, that's too bad. That's too bad because his precious little watch is

sitting in a titanium vault built into a concrete bunker 100 feet below street

level. Now, tell me, Logan, how's he going to get in there?

Nuke it?

Trust me, he'll find a way.

Logan, library, now.

You've let Pascoe get to you, Logan.

He wanted me to catch him in 1956.

That's the only way he could travel back here and get his watch. I suppose

biting it off that guard's thumb was just part of his grand scheme. He just

what he needed to do to bypass security. I'm telling you, he's got a plan. Don't

put him on a pedestal. He's just another temporal sleazebag. This one's

different. No, you just think he is.

Jack, you're the best I got.

But I can't afford to have this guy do a shake and bake with your head.

I need to know if you're with me.

I'm going to catch him, Mac.

Good.

Yeah.

Hi.

You guys finished with your little heart -to -heart?

You got a problem, Easter?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I was just wondering if this was a library or a timeshare.

Everybody's so itchy.

The folks at Temporal Detention just modelled over a copy of Pascoe's poison

letter, Pushet 2.

This must be the original uncensored version.

I've studied rap lyrics that make more sense.

Let's give Pascoe the benefit of the doubt and say it is gibberish.

What do you make of that?

Watermark, most likely.

Let's highlight it.

Crest, Washington, D .C.

Quality since 1751.

1751. Now, that's weird. Now, D .C. wasn't chartered until 1800.

What do they do, set up shop in the swamp?

That's not a watermark. That's an address.

It's Hemings.

That's where Pascoe's headed. Tell Matuszak I'll warn Claire.

Call Hemings.

Hi, it's Claire.

Leave me a message and I'll call you back.

Thanks.

Ought to be a law against those things.

Pascoe! Hello, Claire.

Claire's had any way to greet an old friend.

Did you know, since the invention of the car alarm, both noise pollution and

auto effect have risen over 100 %? I thought you'd be halfway to a rogue's

by now.

Oh, you've got to be kidding.

If you have any idea about the safety records on those things, I'd be better

driving a Pinto.

What do you want, Pascoe?

Since we carpooled together, then you'd be kind enough to invite me in.

I'm not taking you into the TEC.

Oh, yes you are.

We're going to walk in there just like two old chums who haven't seen each

in 50 years.

They'll shoot you before we get to the front door.

Well, if they should be.

Which I don't think they will.

They're going to have to shoot us.

Because we're a team now.

I can't reach her at home when her cellular's dead.

Scramble a SWAT team now.

I think you can tell the SWAT boys to stay home.

The Grinch is already in Whoville.

Let her go, Pascoe.

Officer Logan.

So good of you to join us.

You know why I'm here, Jack.

You want your pocket watch.

Yes. Give it to me, and I promise I'll stay out of your lifetime forever.

Who's helping you, Pascoe?

Who sent that letter?

Oh, come on, Jack. Even a 13 -year -old could figure that out.

I'm Captain Eugene Matuszak. If you've got anything to say, you direct it to

Gene, such a pleasure.

Why don't you be a good bureaucrat and clear this room of all non -essential

personnel?

I'm sorry. Did I forget to say please?

Next time I hit something with a pulse.

Clear the room.

Your watch isn't here.

Well, I pray you haven't damaged it.

It's kept in a vault which can't be accessed without permission from the

Oversight Committee.

It could take days. And even then, there's no guarantee.

Oh, well, then we have a serious problem here because time is of the essence.

Don't give in to him. Oh, Claire.

Martyrdom isn't only overrated, it's extremely painful.

You know, I've seen your future.

Two adorable little boys.

You do want to have them, don't you?

You hurt her, and I guarantee you'll never make it back home.

Jack, you do realize that you only caught me because I wanted to be caught.

Never forget, I'm from the future, and I'll always be one step ahead of you.

Still going to take time to get your watch.

Good. Claire and I will be... We'll be taking a little trip to Chicago.

1928, Chicago.

There's no way in hell you're going back in time.

Oh, yes, we are.

And you're going to launch us, Jack.

Set the coordinates for June 14, 1928.

We'll be waiting for you.

Under the clock, Union Station, midnight.

If you don't come alone, she dies.

If you send us anywhere else, she dies.

Jack, if you forget to bring my watch, our huggable little Claire here will

We're playing by Chicago rules now, Jack.

You're never getting that watch back.

Well, if I don't, you'll be buried in the Roaring 20.

Claire,

I understand the meal on this flight is fantastic.

Will you be having beef or chicken?

Beef!

Is it done?

Yes, Mr. Capone.

Two in the eyes, two in the throat, and two in the heart.

Opportunity, Eddie.

That's how you should look upon Joey's unfortunate demise.

Joey took advantage of my graciousness.

Yes, Mr. Capone.

I provide for everyone who comes to sit at my table. I only ask for one thing in

return.

And you know what that one thing is, Eddie?

Hi, Al.

I'm back.

Did you miss me?

Like a tumor.

Don't get fresh.

Remember how you got the first scar.

Get the ladies some clothes, lapdog.

I'm fine as I am.

No, you are not. This is the era of Bane skirts and broads, and you are damn

well going to blend in.

Why'd you come back?

Now, let's just say I'm in town with a few hours to do.

I downloaded the sublimator from Chicago in the 20s to make Sodom and Gomorrah

look like a Norman Rockwell painting.

I'm going to wake the subcommittee chairman at 3 a .m. to get this.

I'll tell you what he told me.

Don't screw up the next time he's sleeping in.

This is the only way.

I'd prefer if you left Pasco at the bottom of Lake Michigan in a pair of

shoes.

Hey, a guy can dream.

What?

I won't be here long.

And as soon as I'm gone, you can go back to being the godfather.

But right now, you work for me.

I'm used to being given a certain amount of respect in my own home.

Well, the way I see it, you wouldn't have a home if it wasn't for me.

I'm the one who introduced you to bootlegging, gambling, and all the other

nefarious activities that you claim credit for. I still had to put together

operations. I took the risks.

Risks? Yeah.

I'm the one that kept you one step ahead of the law. And all your enemies?

You've dodged so many bullets, it's embarrassing.

I can hold my own in a gunfight.

Don't get cocky, Al.

You know, I could have plucked any goomba bouncer off the street and they'd

standing right where you are now.

But I chose you, Al.

And because of me, you're going to go down in history.

Now you blend, Claire.

Shouldn't we be headed to Union Station?

Well, I have a few matters to take care of first, but Mr.

Capone here has graciously offered to escort you.

Oh, Alphonse.

Don't be late.

You know what I always say.

A tardy man is a dead man.

Loving memory of Sammy Trigger Happy Bianca.

Guess someone got a little trigger happy with you, Sammy.

Makes for the suit.

Taxi!

We got a future criminal back in 1928 and we're hardly picking up a rip.

Yeah, I think mud puddles look bigger under toes.

What's your analysis?

Well, either your little dome's blown a fuse, or Pascoe's been to 1928 before.

I hate it when you confirm my worst fear.

Got a line on Pascoe's anonymous pen pal?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you'll love this one.

He sent the letter to himself.

Easter, get some sleep, huh?

Pascoe told Logan a 13 -year -old could figure out who sent that letter.

Great, get one in here.

Oh, you're missing the point.

Pascoe is from the future, but in 2007... He's only 13 years old and on

for killing his foster parents.

I contacted Pascoe's lawyer. He told me that letter was delivered to his office

by a kid.

You're telling me the 13 -year -old Pascoe broke his future self out of

The brat was his get -out -of -jail -free card.

Can I help you, mister?

That's all right. I'm meeting someone.

Oh, thank you. Do you want a load?

One of what?

Well, there's only two types that walk in here.

Lovers and leavers.

The lovers kiss each other goodbye as they're boarding the Chicago Limited.

The leavers end up kissing the wrong end of a tummy.

Thanks.

I'll watch my back.

You're not meeting somebody under the clock, are you?

Well, in that case, I think it's time for my coffee break.

Is there something I should know?

It's a Chicago, my friend. It's a sucker setup.

Thank you.

Got it?

Take a

load

off, Jack.

What's the hurry?

About to catch a train?

Where's Hemmings?

She's right where I told you she'd be.

I trust you brought my pocket watch.

Let's make a deal.

Jack, have your porter.

Meet Officer Hemmings and Mr. Capone in the middle.

Capone? That's one of the perks of having home court advantage.

Bet you're from the future.

I'm from anywhere I want to be, Jack.

But ain't the kid.

I thought you treasury boys kept bankers' hours.

Not when you do your best work at night.

Kidnapping women, that's a new law, even for you.

It's not one cop, it's another.

Everybody down!

I guess we're destined to meet again, Jack.

You rats are jumping ship.

Stay right where you are, buddy.

Here's the deal.

You don't shave, you don't get to point the gun.

I'm Treasury Agent Elliot Neff, and I get to point the gun at whoever I want.

I don't work for Al Capone.

Sure you don't, dapper Dan. You just use the same tailor.

If it wasn't for me, you and that badge you're so fond of waving would be

splattered all over the station.

I don't owe you anything.

I had a clean bust until you messed it up.

How long have you been doing this?

Two weeks.

We scoured the whole area. We couldn't find any shell casings. What do you mean

there are no casings?

It was a shotgun.

Look harder.

Yes, sir, Mr. Ness.

That blast didn't come from a shotgun. Clamp it.

It was probably filled with dimes and tacks.

Check around the baseboard.

Pascal, get a laser blaster.

I didn't mean for it to turn out this way.

Oh, hey, forget about it.

Hey, come on. It's not every day I get to tell my grandkids I was within

spitting distance of Al Capone.

Oh.

Here's your watch back. It must be some fancy sundial.

It's definitely one of a kind.

Did I say that you could move?

Look, Ness, let's get something straight. I do not work for Al Capone. I

even know him.

I'm after the guy who took a shot at you.

Why don't we just help each other out?

I don't need your help.

Really?

Bert, what's the word on the street about Elliot Ness?

Kid pencil pusher who thinks he's a big shot?

Federal guy sent him out here to annoy Capone?

The funny thing is the cops hate him even worse than the crooks do. I even

they're tossing coins about who knocks him off first.

Give the man five bucks.

What, for insulting me?

No, for telling you the truth.

So, Bert, where can a couple of new boys get a quick lay of the land?

Lenny Spatz, the guy who shines shoes here in the station.

He knows what's going on, keeps his ear to the ground. Nobody can spit without

him hearing about it.

Give me another five.

Oh, you're killing me.

I ask you for one small favor and you screw that up.

What can I tell you?

This Nesky's been trailing me for two weeks.

If you don't lay off, I'll get Eddie to whack him.

Somehow I don't think Eddie's going to be much help.

Seems someone told him to tail me.

Where's Eddie?

You're holding him.

Unlike you, Al, I do my own whacking. I had a momentary flash of anger. I

apologize.

I didn't like her that much anyway.

Well, your loyalty's touching.

Now, where is our lovely Officer Hemmings?

Tied up in that bedroom. That broad has got something out on her.

I'd rather admire her liberated attitude.

You would.

I think it's time for a drink.

Yeah.

Not with you, Al.

Escort the lady in.

We're going out of the town.

I hear your guy keeps his ear to the ground.

That depends upon who you hear it from.

I heard it from Bert.

You waste the time.

Sit down, Buster Brown.

Don't they teach you feds any patience?

How'd you know I was a fed?

Imitation leather shoes.

Dead giveaway.

Bert's a good man.

What do you want to know?

There's a new guy in town.

He's been seen with Capone.

Oh, yeah, you're talking about the tourist.

He ain't new, but he is the guy behind Capone.

Oh, come on. Logan, this chump's blowing smoke. The tourist doesn't exist. He's

a myth.

Tell me more about this tourist.

Well, there's not much to tell, except for Capone. Nobody's ever seen his face

and lived to tell the tale.

He breathes into town every six months, sits on old Scarface, then disappears.

Where does he hang out when he's in town?

Well, I hear he has a fondness for speakeasies. How about a name?

I give tips, not lectures.

Pray the man.

You know I had you down for a cheapskate?

I guess you can't always judge a man by his shoes.

I guess you could.

All right, in terms of speakeasies, I got the Waterfront, the Ritzy, the Black

Cat, the Tick -Tock Club. Tick -Tock is in clock?

Yeah, name ring a bell?

Let's just say old happy tie -hards.

You got an address?

I got them all.

Right here.

Must have a good memory. I've developed it.

Capone's guys go through my office every other day.

Just kills them. I don't write anything down.

And we have a doppelganger. December 7th, 1926, Chicago Sentinel.

Al Capone hosts Christmas party for City Orphanage. Ah, what a sweetheart.

Check out the smiling mug on Al's left.

Pascoe.

How did he get there without us knowing about it?

Somehow Mr.

Mistoffelees has managed to incorporate himself into this time period.

You're saying Pascoe's supposed to be there? In a word, yes.

We have no ripple. There is simply no other explanation.

Well, we better find one.

Run a full history scan.

Let's see if Waldo pops up anywhere else.

I don't think they're coming out of Midnight Mass.

Come on, let's bust this joint.

This isn't about a bust.

Or after something much bigger than one speakeasy. My job is to take down

Capone. Now, if I have to do that one gin joint at a time, that's what I'm

to do.

And tomorrow night, another one will pop up.

Start using your head. You want to take on someone like Capone, you have to

start thinking like him.

What kind of a crackpot philosophy is that? Capone is a crook and a killer.

I'm not thinking to his level to catch him.

That's a thin blue line you have to walk, Elliot.

That's the job.

And now you're just a hot -headed kid with a gun.

I sure could use a drink right now.

You know, for my nerves.

I've been shot at before tonight.

It's okay to be scared.

No one's untouchable.

Not even you.

They'll never let me pass that front door.

Well, that's the first smart thing I've heard you say all night.

There may be hope for you yet, Ness.

Oh, no.

Don't even ask.

What? You cleaned me out.

I want to borrow something else.

Maybe I will need help.

I'm not so hard to find when you know where to look.

Claire, are you okay?

Other than the laser blaster sticking in my side, I'm fine.

I've been entertaining Officer Hemmings here with tales of my adventures.

It's been here before, Jack. I don't know how, but he has.

It's his watch.

It's more than just a temporal controller, isn't it, Pascoe?

That's what I like about you, Jack.

Your potential to see the big picture.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Why don't you fill me in on the blanks? How far back in time have you journeyed?

Oh, come on, don't be shy.

Tell me.

A couple of hundred years.

You've barely walked a mile in my shoes.

watched a Megalodon shark rip the throat out of a Tyrannosaurus rex.

I've ridden with Hannibal as he crossed the Alps.

Sat on the wall of Jericho as Joshua stormed the gates.

Walked through the ashes of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Jack, I stood on the tip of Mount Everest just five minutes before the

ends and took in the last dying life.

It's not just a passport to the future.

It'll secure my place in history.

I'm going to secure you back in that little white cell.

You're a nobody, Pascoe.

And you're going to die alone and forgotten.

Oh, Jack.

I thought you were a kindred spirit.

There's nothing between us, Pascoe.

Nothing.

The watch.

Hemmings first.

Now.

It's all yours.

I always did see you going down in a hail of gunfire, Jack.

Broke my watch.

Well, what are you going to do about it?

Lecture.

The name of the game, Mr. Ness, is firepower.

Trust me, you're outgunned.

We should destroy his watch right now.

If we even scratch this thing, Pascoe will kill Elliot Ness and change history

forever.

We have to stop playing this game on his terms.

I'm open to suggestions.

Pascoe left me at Capone's while he went to take care of some business.

He met us later at Union Station.

Did you have that laser blaster with him when he left you?

No. Then he must have a base here.

Yeah, well, he doesn't want Capone to know that. One of his men tailed Pascoe.

He ended up eviscerated.

Did Capone get the location?

I think so.

Then we need to trick Big Alan to talking.

Yeah, well, how are we going to do that?

What?

I gotta say, you're the last broad I thought would come walking through that

door. The tourist sent me.

What? First he kidnaps you, now you work for him?

I don't buy it.

We may have started off on the wrong foot, but how long can a woman resist

kind of power?

How about women are attracted to you like flypaper?

You broads are all the same. You act all independent until you sink your claws

into some fat cat.

Well, I guess that's why they call us the weaker sex.

What happened?

We got rumbled at the TikTok by Elliot and Ness.

Kids fix you worse than a cheap meal.

The tourist wants me to take him out. That can be arranged.

I don't know what he wants. He just told me to get you and meet him.

Meet him where?

Didn't Eddie tell you the location?

Yeah. But what's in it for me?

He said if you help him out of this jam, he'll never come back to Chicago again.

Well, take my car.

Vito, wake up. We're going to the clock shop to corner Racine and Division.

What's the matter with you? You got wax in your ears?

Sorry, I give Vito the night off.

You got a lot to learn about women, Al.

Get in.

No.

Can't be.

Gene, they're getting here pronto. We got serious trouble.

What'd you find?

The question is, what didn't I find?

The past goes everywhere.

It's got to be some sort of computer virus.

Oh, Pascoe's the virus.

I mean, look, there he is on the deck of the Titanic.

And the crowd of the Hindenburg Explosion at Chernobyl.

On the hill at Lockerbie, Scotland. Oh, my God.

This guy may exactly be losing his shut -in.

We've got to get people to every one of those dates and nail them. No, no, no,

no, no, no. We can't. It's too late.

Don't you see?

Pascoe isn't altering our history.

He's created it.

All these tragedies have already happened. We can't change that.

The only history we can affect is the present. We have to start focusing on

finding the 13 -year -old Pascoe.

Where did Pascoe get that pocket watch?

Knowing him?

Probably King Tut's yard sale.

That's not his car.

This must be the back of Pascoe's shop.

Well, I ain't ringing his doorbell.

Who? Is that you?

You really can't take a hint, can you?

Don't you hate it when company shows up uninvited?

Oh, it's always a pleasure to see you, Jack.

What about me?

Where's Ness? If I told you he was dead, you'd try and take me back. So why

don't I just leave it if he's alive and well?

Some more games, Pascoe.

Either way, you're going to end up back in that little white cell.

Hemmings, take him back to the TEC.

I'll find Ness.

Gladly.

Nodine pulls a gun on Al Capone and wants to tell about it.

Really?

Here's the first time for everything.

It's over, Pascoe.

Oh, no, Jack.

It's just beginning.

Let's go, Logan!

Until we're standing in the PC.

Where's Pascoe?

Somewhere in time.

Found Ness here in the trunk, bound and gagged. Well, Ness, looks like you

finally get to take in Capone.

For what?

You two kidnapped and assaulted him. He's actually innocent for once.

But I'll get him.

Someday.

I know you will.

So you got any advice for a hot -headed kid, Logan?

Yeah.

You ever want to really nail Capone?

Just remember three little letters.

IRS.

Trust him.

You hear this, Capone?

Nobody's untouchable.

Good job, Logan.

You got Hemmings back in one piece.

If it makes you feel any better, you're right about Pascoe.

He is different.

No, he's not. He's nothing.

I'm going to catch him if it takes me.