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(Workshop)

(Episode 2)

Hi, Hoon Nam. I mean, Mr. Kang.

I succeeded...

in getting the contract.

I'm happy for you.

You sound so genuine.

Are you crying?

Thank you, Hoon Nam. I mean, Mr. Kang.

This is a glass made for beer by a beer master.

Swirl it before you drink it.

It's wasted on you, though.

Why were you crying at the gallery?

I got dumped after eating a spicy seafood soup today.

Why does everything end early for me?

Early graduation, early retirement...

Why did you eat a spicy seafood soup?

That's not what you eat before telling a girl you like her.

Why am I so bad with relationships?

Are those my pants?

Those are designer pants. You make them look cheap. Take them off.

Forget it.

You have five older sisters, right?

Yes. I'm the sixth child.

Yook Ryong, listen to me.

Dating is...

like a business between two comparable people...

with physical desires and emotional rewards...

tangled in a complicated web.

In order for the business deal to go through,

the numbers must match. So, you must make yourself valuable.

That way, they'll invest in you, and they need to invest...

in order to keep them from pulling out too readily.

You understand, right?

I think I'm valuable already.

That's not it.

Make them want you.

Don't just give yourself away. Get it?

Yes.

My gosh. I told him so many times not to wear the ones with holes.

He has a bunch of new ones.

Gosh, it stinks.

I knew it. He didn't even take the vitamin supplements.

I bought him that ages ago.

My goodness.

Bbang Sik. Bbang Soon.

Good girl. Where are you going, Bbang Sik?

Are you happy? Bbang Sik, are you that happy?

Did you eat?

You ate?

What did you eat? Your mom is here. Your mom's here.

You're so pretty.

I have three puppies.

- What? - Nothing.

Do you want to run?

Hey, you. Stop running. How much more will we run?

- This is so nice. - I'm going to really run then.

I'm fast. I'm fast.

What? What is it? What?

Don't do it. Don't you dare.

What is it?

I won.

That was really fast.

If you step on the line, you're out. It's over if you step on it.

I can do this easily, my gosh.

Rock-paper-scissors

Nice!

You're well-prepared as always.

Are you feeling better now?

- What do you mean? - You come here when you're upset.

You know me too well.

Actually, I failed today.

I tried going into the water.

- Really? - Yes.

I was about to jump into it, thinking I won't die from it.

Even before I went into the water, I felt like I was dying.

I thought I would be okay.

I guess I'm not ready yet.

But you're halfway there.

You attempted to go into the water. That's the half the battle.

This is what I realized while helping patients with their rehab.

It depends on your will more than your body.

If you go a bit further, you might be able to start again.

You don't need to comfort me.

Someone said that...

giving up also takes courage.

I'm going to...

stop torturing myself for my unfulfilled dream.

I'll do what I can in this life.

I want to move forward even if it's a tiny bit,

but who threw out a cigarette butt at school?

Should we go?

Okay, here's the hare

My anus is strong

- It has to be the strongest - It has to be the strongest

- Ask the poop that - Ask the poop that

- Passed through my anus - Passed through my anus

- Long poop, short poop - Long poop, short poop

- Goodnight. - You too. Rest up.

Hoon.

You're late.

My meeting for the photoshoot lasted longer.

- I'm sorry. - That's fine,

but can you take off that hat?

Like a comb is important to chickens and antlers, to deer, it is to me.

We are inseparable.

What about the script?

("Hunnamjeongeum")

Great.

You definitely have a talent in that field.

Stop it. Stop.

Talent, my foot.

I should've minded my own business.

So this will...

Oh, Chief Editor.

Are you writing an article?

Yes, this guy I served with in the army...

is a director at a toy gallery.

He said that he's holding an exhibit for kidult toys.

He's on his way over here.

It's a bit ridiculous to hear the term, "military"...

from you, Charlie.

I get that you're trying your best,

but I'm not sure if you have what it takes to be an editor.

I don't know how much longer I can give you.

I'm telling you this...

because you lack the capability as an editor.

I don't think you fit in our organization.

(Idea Competition, accepting proposals for the up-coming column)

At the idea competition,

your proposal for the column was selected.

- Pardon? - "Men and women are..."

"different by nature."

"Hunnamjeongeum".

You want to compare...

the laws of relationships with "Hunminjeongeum".

- "Hunminjeongeum". - Now, I have...

a reason to ask you to stay.

Let's officially publish this column.

Anyway, this is the last one.

- What's the last one? - The script.

It's my last one. It's your column, so you write it.

What on earth are you talking about?

I gave it a good start. It's your turn to keep it going.

No, no. I'm not ready yet. Please help me one more time.

Do you know how many times you said that to me?

Hoon Nam.

I'll kill you.

My gosh, you're pathetic.

Hello, can you...

Hello, can you fill out a questionnaire?

Oh, you're busy.

Hello, take the wet wipes. Thank you.

It's a questionnaire about single women's view on marriage and kids.

Here's a pen. Why don't you come this way?

You can simply check the boxes.

(Single Women's View on Marriage and Kids)

Please agree to share your personal information.

If you do, we give out facial masks.

Actually, I'm from a matching agency.

I just want to give you some information about marriage.

You can just answer the call. If you don't like it, you can hang up.

(Yes, I agree.)

Thank you. Here you go. 2 mask packs.

Thank you.

Hey, you. What are you selling?

Me?

- I'm selling fates. - Fates?

That's terrible.

No, you got it wrong.

How should I put it?

Oh, right. It's like a string.

- Like this? - No.

Hey, run.

Put that away.

Unbelievable.

I've got to run.

Move away.

You look exhausted.

The patrol squad showed up when I was trying to tout.

Should I get you a list of numbers?

I'd be in big trouble.

I have to get their consent for their information nowadays.

Is that so? Your job isn't easy.

I'm the only one who didn't get a new client this term.

What do you do on the weekends now, Coach?

Me?

Train the kids,

and binge-watch dramas when I'm not working.

Don't you want to date?

Date? I'm 40 years old. It's easier being alone.

Yes, but do you want to meet someone just for fun?

Are you trying to pitch to me?

Coach, I'm really desperate.

Can't you sign up for the cheapest membership?

Forget it.

Who knows? You may end up meeting the man of your destiny.

Destiny, my foot.

Don't give me that garbage.

I saw it happen for real.

They found love later in life.

They talked about Act Two of their lives starting.

They came holding hands to the office.

- Whatever. - Fine.

Then meet just one man.

- What matters is... - Your numbers, right?

Yes.

Is this your first real job since you quit diving?

Yes. I had a lot of part time jobs, but...

Give me an application.

I don't need the man of my destiny.

Work hard, you brat.

You need to graduate from part time jobs.

But what's better? By duration or by number of set-ups?

Gross.

No one knows how dirty he is.

(Hunnamjeongeum)

What's this? "Hunnamjeongeum"?

What is that?

The Bible of single people?

Why is that here?

What are you doing in here? Don't clean my office.

But Hoon Nam, I mean, Mr. Kang.

Don't annoy me and leave.

What is this?

"The First Time with Her, Chapter One."

"Before planning on using a condom, plan the events for the night."

Hey. Why you...

Auntie will freak out if he finds out.

Auntie will be furious.

Fine. What do you want?

First, I'll think it over if you give me that jacket.

What else?

Help me...

date too.

Forget it.

Here.

I lied about going to the dentist last Saturday.

I went on a blind date.

But that woman said...

she knew a good restaurant in Yeoju and wanted to go for a drive.

So we went, and she bought me a really good 12-dollar meal.

I... Hoon Nam. Are you listening to me?

I was so happy. And you know Yeoju has that big outlet mall.

So I bought her a bag and shoes,

but she won't reply to my texts since then.

Is it true that your lover will leave you if you buy them shoes?

I shouldn't have bought her shoes. I should've bought her a belt.

They say a belt is good luck for relationships.

What should I do now?

I should wait in front of her office, right?

First, take off those acupressure slippers.

These? Why? They feel good.

I think we need to pay for them.

Can you do it?

- Good. - These are Pooh collections.

This one lacks Tigger, and this one lacks Eeyore.

This one is cheaper.

I'll think it over.

Do you like Pooh?

So do I.

Establish a common interest.

This one is with Tigger, and this one is with Eeyore.

Rather than a negative term such as "lack,"

use positive terms such as "with."

They're both precious friends that Pooh can't be without.

Between Tigger and Eeyore, whom would you prefer to take?

Rather than closed yes or no questions,

pose an open question, making her choose one other the other.

If you're lucky, she'll choose both.

I'll take both.

Boss. I mean, Mr. Kang.

I signed up with a matchmaking agency recently,

and there is a banker and a yoga instructor.

Which one should I meet?

They're completely different, from their jobs to their appearances.

Meet them both. Both.

Hey. Get the most expensive one. The one with crystals.

Give her the most expensive one.

No, no. I want it simple. I'll do this.

Why? I said to do the expensive one.

But... Are you that happy?

You're like a different person.

I know. I never knew I'd end up like this.

Thank you, Jeong Eum.

I think I met the man of my destiny as you said.

I'm so happy because of him.

You said it was all garbage.

Anyway, I'm so happy for you. The man of your destiny.

I felt bad after forcing you to sign up.

I'm totally jealous, Coach.

Why? You have that doctor puppy.

He's just a friend.

You never know. Look at me.

He and I really will never be.

We knew each other since we were little.

We had a brief fling when we were teens,

and he said I wasn't his type.

Things may have changed since.

Now, I don't want him.

What? Why don't you want a man like him? You even had a fling.

That's because I was young and clueless.

It can't work out for us. That's not reality.

Based on experience, you need someone of the same level.

But Joon Soo is a AAA,

and I'm...

Based on my statistics, it will fail 100 percent.

Who cares about statistics? Overcome it with love...

I can't overcome it with love.

I've tried enough times.

That's because they weren't true love.

When you were dating Hoo Bin, you ran out of the competition...

to stop him from leaving to study abroad.

When everyone stopped you because he was from a rich family...

Are you seeing that guy today?

Today?

He has his monthly presentation today,

so I can't.

Last month's earnings from exhibits were from general and VIP exhibits.

It was up 13.68 percent from the previous month.

The total sales was about 200,000 dollars.

The sale of artwork and investments...

went up 45.736 percent,

resulting in a net profit of approximately 300,000 dollars.

It's surprisingly very profitable.

You can't valuate artwork with numbers.

It's better than you, who says cheating is a form of love.

Don't do anything to hurt his image until the elections are over.

- Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am.

Chin Nam, make sure the pickled radish factory...

is always sanitary to avoid any problems.

Hoon Nam. Pick items for exhibits that aren't beneath us.

- Yes, ma'am. - Yook Ryong.

I know he's your cousin, but always refer to him as "Mr. Kang."

Yes, Auntie.

Both of you, don't bring a woman...

into our place of business.

- Yes, ma'am! - Yes, ma'am!

Darn it!

Don't do that during meal time.

- Okay. - Sit down.

Put down your sword.

Uncle Hoon Nam!

Why is Alpha Go so smart?

Because it cost 25 million dollars.

- Eat. - Eat up.

Mine.

Honey.

Give them their cold medicines after half an hour.

- Did you pack the stuff? - I'll do it later.

You know about the class tomorrow, right?

Can you go instead?

Okay.

Hey!

You can't like living this way either.

How can I like it all the time?

I hate it plenty of times.

That's why you never should've gotten married.

The conclusion of love is responsibility.

That's why I don't want to reach that conclusion.

Once you start, you'll change your mind.

Yes. That's why I won't even start.

I hate pretending that I can take responsibility...

which I know I'm not capable of.

I hate running away from my responsibility even more.

Right. Dad lived just like that.

But don't let that affect your love life.

Hoon Nam. Hoon Nam.

Are you leaving?

Yes, I'm more comfortable at the gallery.

What about you? You should sleep over.

I have to go too. I have plans.

At this hour?

Don't you think you're taking it too fast?

No, I'm walking. I'm just walking fast.

But I'm nothing compared to Uncle Jung Do.

When I see him having an affair with a young woman,

I have such great respect for him.

You must be so happy. You take after him.

Hoon Nam!

Jeong Eum.

Coach, why are you calling me at this hour?

Han River seems especially beautiful today.

What? Han River?

I could see this bridge that night from Park Hills too.

Park Hills?

Jeong Eum.

Love deceives me.

What? What does?

He told me that he only goes to six-star hotels.

He went...

to a motel with another woman.

Coach.

Have a good life.

Hello?

I have no idea what she just said.

The phone is turned off. You'll be connected to the voicemail box.

There will be charges after the beep.

The phone is turned off.

The phone is turned off.

Coach.

You're not her.

I'm sorry.

Where is she?

Hey, you scumbag!

Coach! What are you doing there?

I'll pull off the best revenge on you.

Wait. Coach.

I loved you.

You piece of trash.

No!

Swim...

Does anyone know how to swim?

Does anyone know how to swim?

- Thank you. - Why are you thanking...

- Someone fell into the water! - My gosh, oh, no!

Oh, no!

- Help! - What am I going to do?

I can't...

- Hey! - When I get out, you...

- You won't get away with this. - No!

- Don't talk. Swim! - Swim!

Come on, my goodness. Swim!

Hurry.

Hey, call 911.

- He's coming up. - Hurry!

We called 911. Just bring him out.

- My gosh, she got him. - Come on, hurry.

What a relief.

- She's here. - She got him.

- Great. - Pull him up.

- Coach, are you all right? - I'm fine.

But is he dead?

Hey, are you all right?

Hey, wake up!

What's wrong with him? Oh, dear.

Hey, you. Wake up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

- He's awake. - He woke up.

Please tell me that I will never cross paths with him ever again.

This is a competition too.

How does it feel to have something snatched away?

Dating is memory.

Things look different from the other side.

Different memories of the same events.

That's dating.

(The Undateables)

Yoo Jeong Eum?

What's going on?

- "What's going on?" - "What's going on?"

I won't bring it up if it was just one woman.

Eight women at once? You're no better than an animal.

There's a relationship column called "Hunnamjeongeum".

"Hunnamjeongeum" is really popular.

Why don't you work with a relationship coach?

You can hold lectures and provide coaching sessions to your clients.

I told you that I'm from a matchmaking agency.

Oh, my goodness!

Find everyone in here a match within three months.

Are you talking about the legendary "undateables"?

Just quit. Quit.

You abusive boss!

I like plain, healthy women.

Like a comfortable friend.

I think your love will have to be examined.

I'll consider it if you promise never to show up ever again.