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A long, long time ago, lived a woodcutter who was in love.

The woodcutter, who was about to propose to his love,

was cursed by an evil witch and lost his arms and legs.

Luckily, he met a craftsman who gave him a body made of tin,

but in exchange, he lost his heart.

After losing his heart, the woodcutter didn't care to see...

the woman he loved so dearly.

After leaving her one day without saying goodbye,

the woodcutter was caught in the rain in the woods.

He began to rust and grew stiffer and stiffer.

Thank you.

(Just as a first impression is important)

(The last impression is also important)

(You can end relationships wisely...)

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now making our final descent...

to Seoul Incheon International Airport.

Please check that your seat belts are securely fastened.

(Episode 1)

Just as a first impression is important,

the last impression is also important.

Depending on how you break up,

the times you shared can be fond memories,

or they can become wounds.

May I have your attention please.

Don't mess around because I'm not there.

Look after the younger ones, okay?

My break-up?

Don't get me started.

She is so clueless.

Must I come out and say, "I want to break up"?

What else?

I notified her by text.

What? Cruel?

This is the cleanest way to break up.

She's probably standing on...

a diving board by now.

Hoo Bin. Where are you going?

You have a competition. Shouldn't you be at the pool?

Don't tell me you forfeited the competition to come here.

I can forfeit the competition,

but I can't give up on you.

You stupid idiot!

- Hoo Bin. - Are you a child?

Why would you forfeit the competition because of me?

Loyalty, love, or promises...

Those aren't that important.

I knew that you were pig-headed.

But you... I didn't know that you would be this foolish.

In the end,

you made me a jerk who ruined your life.

We were...

good together.

Are you this naive or stupid?

I'm leaving.

(Dad)

Hey!

- It's all my fault. Don't go. - Let go. Let go.

I'll work on it.

It's all my fault, so please don't leave.

Let go of me.

Let... Let go.

Please let me go.

I'm seeing someone else. I'm sorry.

Let go of me.

Let me go!

Hoo Bin...

Hoo Bin...

Let me go!

If you want to give people a good memory...

instead of wounding them,

just like you prepare to leave a good first impression,

you must prepare your farewell.

(Men and women are different by nature,)

(and the difference entails misunderstandings between them.)

(A man, who had mercy on them, shares new 28 techniques...)

(so that men and women have better methods of communicating...)

(with each other.)

(The Undateables)

(Episode A, Dating Is Memory.)

(5 years later)

Excuse me.

Take this.

Wait...

My gosh.

It's raining.

Gosh, it's cold.

(Taxi Stand)

Thank you.

Hey, excuse me. Thank you for the umbrella!

What's your name?

I want to leave the compliment card at your agency!

By the way, you have a very nice umbrella.

Men usually don't carry nice-looking umbrellas.

You have a great sense of fashion.

Thank you.

You look good in your uniform and the trench coat too.

Why did you give away your umbrella? What if...

your expensive coat gets ruined?

Here's a taxi.

My gosh, she's so nice.

How can I return this to her?

Can I just drop it off at the airport?

Bong Sun Hwa...

(Singles are lonesome, and couples are on cloud nine.)

(Scary Granny Ghost, Bong Sun Hwa)

(Terrible Matchmaker, Yoo Jeong Eum)

Yoo Jeong Eum!

What's going on with you lately?

Have I overestimated you?

You used to have a 100 percent success rate for every couple.

What happened to my love, my hope, Yoo Jeong Eum?

Well... Could it be I'm in a slump?

Slump?

Slump?

Okay, fine. Why don't you quit?

What? No way. I won't quit.

If I quit this job, I won't be able to do anything.

You know that I'd been an athlete all my life.

If you know that, how can you keep using your slump as an excuse?

- I'm sorry. - After you quit diving,

your father signed you up with our agency to marry you off...

because he didn't want to see you lounge around for years.

You used to send your friends to every one of your blind dates.

You were torturing me as my client back then.

Since I felt bad, I decided to hire you because I thought...

I could get you a job if not a guy for you to marry.

But how could you do this to me? Can't you do a better job?

Next year, your grade will go down to F, not D.

You'll be doomed!

On that note...

(Singles are lonesome, and couples are on cloud nine.)

(Oh Doo Ri, Hopeless)

Her name is Oh Doo Ri. She's 40.

She's a collector.

She owns a 33,057m²...

apple mango farm in Jeju Island.

Her father's fortune...

Her family does have a deep pocket.

She was my classmate in high school.

Really?

Her father announced that he will invest one million dollars...

in the agency that can find her a husband by this year.

- No way. - Right now, every agency...

is trying to get Doo Ri.

- I can see why. - Let's get her.

Sorry?

Go get her.

Do whatever it takes to sign her.

This is a perfect opportunity for us to raise our sales for the term,

so you must sign her no matter what.

We can do this. No, you can do this. Only you can do this.

You must get her no matter what. One million dollars rests upon this.

It's one million dollars!

(Show me the money!)

Thank you.

Yoo Jeong Eum! Get yourself together!

Will Yoo Jeong Eum give up on this competition?

I'm...

sorry.

(Oh Doo Ri)

Hello.

Your size is bigger by half, right?

Mine is 44.5. And your is 55.

55. Here you go.

Let's say hi to the ocean first.

We'll take our time to talk later.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Right here!

You need to put on the life jacket.

Go on.

Okay.

Hop on!

Aren't you coming?

Okay.

Here. Take my hand.

Slowly, now.

You can do it. Slowly. Hold my hands.

Okay. Step on.

Come toward me. Good. Good.

You jerk!

It's okay. It's okay. I'm right here.

Hold on tight. Let's try that again.

It's okay. It's okay. Good. It's okay.

Come here.

One... Good.

That hurts! That hurts!

That hurts! That hurts!

That hurts! That hurts!

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

I heard you were a competitive diver. You got the drop on me.

- Pardon? - Ms. Gong sent the right person.

I like you.

Let's go.

Have a seat.

It looks nice if I bring them out pre-sliced,

but it tastes better if you eat it right after you cut it.

- Here. - Thank you.

This is delicious. The juice just...

Are all of these your collection?

Yes. They're Hair Hair Girls.

Customizing them is my hobby.

She's Blond Hair, she's Long Hair, she's Long Long Hair.

She's Shaggy Hair.

I'm sure I'm the only person in Korea...

with so many Hair Hair Girls.

A famous gallery has been begging me to do an exhibit,

but I don't like sending my babies out,

so I've never done it.

Anyway, let me be direct and say what I'm looking for.

Yes, ma'am.

First, he can't be more than 35 years old.

He should be about 180cm tall.

His proportion is what matters.

I don't like guys who are too muscular.

Maybe just six-pack abs?

I don't like guys who are too pretty.

I kind of like Lee Seo Jin's look. You understand, right?

Someone with a lot of swag and...

an intense aura about him.

I have plenty of money, so if he has...

an apartment in Gangnam, that's good enough.

What do you think? That's not hard, right?

(Oh Doo Ri's dream guy)

Not hard at all.

You're too modest.

Someone like you can demand more.

That's how my daddy raised me.

Okay, let's take a look. You brought the book of male clients, right?

Yes, I did.

(Wealth, Face)

(Six-pack abs?)

If I were to recommend someone...

(Appearance, Swag, Aura?)

He's only 178cm tall.

What a shame.

He has a pretty face, so that won't work.

I don't like pretty boys.

He isn't your type. So...

(Kim So Wool)

(Farmer and poet?)

He is 35 years old.

He's an artist.

(Yook Ryong)

Hoon Nam! I mean, Mr. Kang. Have you arrived yet?

Yes, just now. Why?

Is anyone there?

I heard Nana Gallery is there too,

to sign Oh Doo Ri.

I'm sorry, but I can't divulge our client's personal information.

I can tell you more details if and when...

you become a member.

- Is that right? - It's company policy.

Let's do it.

Here.

Give me a pen.

Who are you?

I'm Kang Hoon Nam. We spoke on the phone.

(Contract)

I'm speechless.

"Order is the law of nature."

This isn't right.

Actually, it's "Chaos was the law of nature."

Chaos?

It's "Chaos was the dream of man."

"Order was the dream of man," not chaos.

I mean... It's not like I don't know that.

I got it mixed up because I was upset.

That's not what's important here.

- Yes, exactly. - What?

May we speak quietly alone somewhere?

Why you...

Don't let him deceive us anymore.

Please show us that justice still prevails.

Wait outside.

- Just trust me. - Can I really?

Of course.

What happened? Did she sign?

Did she? Did she, or didn't she?

It's none of your business.

You snatched away my contract, so you should tell me that much!

You don't feel bad at all, do you?

This is a competition too.

A competition?

I know the world has changed, but this isn't right.

There's still a right and a wrong.

Your forehead is red.

What's his deal? Hey, you!

I didn't want to go this far,

but who are you with?

Royal? Noble? It won't take long for me to find out!

You won't tell me?

Fine. I may not repay kindness, but I never forget a grudge.

My nickname is Chuno, the Slave Hunter.

Taxi!

- To the airport please. - Okay.

What do you think you're doing?

How does it feel to have something snatched away?

Then you pay the cab fare.

Don't live like that.

How much luxuries do you think you can enjoy?

You enter life with an empty cup and you leave it with an empty cup.

Empty-handed.

Empty-handed or empty cup, they're the same to me!

See? Look at you looking away when someone is talking to you.

It doesn't take much...

to read a person. These little things show your true nature.

Even if we are competitors, you should be respectful.

Are we hyenas searching for prey?

You shouldn't have eaten rotten meat!

You didn't even give me a heads up.

If you attack when I have my guard down,

is that true victory?

Excuse me, sir.

(I'm watching you!)

I won't feel wronged if you got the contract fair and square.

But you cut the line...

and gobbled up the meal I set up.

All my effort went down the drain.

Oh, right. The umbrella.

I borrowed this umbrella from a flight attendant...

from Korea Airline in Jeju. Can you give this to her?

Her name is...

She resembles Oh Yoon Ah.

Give her a lot of points for hospitality, please.

Hey!

- Hey! - You!

You!

Is that the best you can do?

But it seems like Doo Ri really liked you.

- Sorry? - Why did you just leave?

- She told you to wait outside. - Sorry?

You were gone after she signed with a gallery for an exhibit.

She called me to ask why you had left.

An exhibit at a gallery?

She will be in Seoul for business a few days later.

She'll sign the contract with me then.

Anyway, I'll wrap up with Doo Ri.

Whether you bring in new clients or match our existing clients,

you must do something about your sales.

I heard a gallery director is coming here today from Seoul.

My gosh, look at you.

Good job. Go home and rest up.

Look at you.

(Entrails Restaurant)

Hey, you're here. I bet you're starving.

I'm not hungry at all. I can't be hungry.

What do you mean? I can see hunger in your face.

Joon Soo, listen what I did today. I chased a stranger...

and did all sorts of unbelievable things.

What? How did that happen?

I don't know how. It just got all messed up.

Please tell me that I will never cross paths with him ever again.

It's rare to see the same stranger again.

You won't run into him, so just eat up.

Right?

Pass me the seasoned paste and spicy spring onions.

Here's seasoned spring onions and spicy paste.

Did I mix them up again?

Since I'm smart, I understand all of your mixed-up sentences.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, your dad is coming.

My dad? Was he here?

Yes, but your dad is wearing the hat backward.

That's so dirty. Come on, people.

Stay right there.

I just used the restroom.

My daughter is here!

Everyone, she's my daughter.

She was on the national team for diving.

She used to win all the gold medals,

but now, she doesn't even go to the bathhouses.

Do you even scrub your body?

My gosh, there you go again with your favorite story.

When you were a kid, I used to scrub you...

from head to toe including your back, but now, I can't...

- Joon Soo, you... - Be quiet.

- You're embarrassing me. - Do you scrub her back?

- You little rat... - Joon Soo.

Let's go home, Dad.

- Right now? I'm going home now? - My goodness.

- We should go home now. - Hold on a second.

- I'm going to sing now. - Let's go.

- All right. - Okay.

Young love

Ma'am, how much is it?

The handsome guy already paid.

- Really? - Lucky you.

You have a handsome, doctor boyfriend.

What? He's not my boyfriend.

- He's my friend. - He's not?

You two are glued at the hip. I thought you were dating.

Thanks for the food.

When the manager finds out that I didn't tell her...

about the bald part, she will kill me.

Where can I get a new client?

Stop it. I'm already your client.

You can sign up for another short-term program.

I still have a lot of sessions left.

Then why did you decline the date?

Because I didn't like her.

My goodness, you have some high standards.

We only send you the cream of the crop.

Cream?

Anyway, you should start dating.

Come on, let me pair up a couple, so I can raise my sales.

Excuse me, Ms. Matchmaker.

You're not dating anyone,

but telling your client to date doesn't sound right, does it?

I don't need to date guys to figure out if he's a loser or a keeper.

I can tell just by looking at them.

My gosh, people might think you're good at dating.

- You suck at dating. - Me? At dating?

My goodness. I'm still better than you though.

- What about me? - Hey, when your ex-girlfriend...

was getting married to another guy, you were completely wretched.

On the day of her wedding, you got drunk...

and rolled in the mud on the street. I was the one who picked you up.

- I was in muddy water. - You can't deny that you didn't.

Right, I can't. There was a rainbow that day.

- That was annoying. - When you saw the rainbow,

you cried, wept, and made a scene.

Anyway, you and I saw all the ugly sides of each other.

- Right? - Right.

Hey, isn't he heavy?

He's so heavy.

Let's go.