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You're supposed to blow the safe, not the whole damn thing.

You can't use that much, Barney. We need a big bank.

What are you doing?

Keeping you from blowing us to hell. You don't know about this stuff. Better

than you.

Okay, I'll use six.

Six? Okay, five.

Use one. How about two? One!

Posse's coming on pretty strong.

Dynamite it, Barney. These guys will be dogging us all day.

Hey, Barney, what are you doing?

You don't blow the bridge till you're on this side.

You know, in the long run, I ain't sure I'd have less trouble on this side of

the bridge.

Yeah, you just keep talking, you're gonna find out.

Let's see.

Should I use a two?

Let's see, four sticks.

Barney, use them all!

Yeah.

Uh, you got a match?

Some dynamiter. Here, Barney.

Yeah, thanks.

One match?

You give me one match?

Yeah, real funny.

This better work.

Come on, Barney, come on.

Yeah, you're a great shot. Took you enough tries. You don't think I could

got that one? Oh, well, maybe. You had some eyeglasses. You could have got that

one.

Oh,

we had one there.

It's fast.

And it's a ride.

Plain pleasure to handle. Hey, it eats gasoline.

Ten times.

Hey, is that cool, sir? Is that cool, sir?

Oh, tears in your eyes.

Martin.

All right, come here.

Isn't this beautiful?

Yeah, that's beautiful.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

What are you looking at?

What do you think?

That looks pretty solid.

The kind of place you'd build around a lot of money.

to get you into my regiment.

The old 88.

Top of the heap and we'll whip him in two weeks.

Are you interested in this fellow's sales pitch? Who's paying for this dang

Our president ain't going to stand by and let our European friends go under

because otherwise America will be next on Kaiser Bill's list.

Who's Kaiser Bill?

Who's paying Kaiser Bill?

Easy picking.

Now, all we gotta do is give it a little push.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, will ya?

the size of that thing.

Yeah. Think you can blow it, Barn?

Yep. Just need a match.

Hey, Luke, you got a lot.

Thanks. Blast the thing, Barn.

Hey, this is open.

We sure saved your bank, Mr.

Pendercost.

Well, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Pendercost.

Me and my partner here were thinking about making a little deposit.

You sure picked a strange way to open an account.

We were just checking the bank to see if it was safe enough for us to put our

money into.

Mind if I sit down?

I do.

Deal? Mr.

Pendergast said he'd do, lad.

Heck, there's no way to treat a potential customer with the size of a

money. How much?

We got $1 ,000.

We got $1 ,000.

How much you say, boy?

Well, I was just speaking for myself since me and Barnes 50 -50 partners and

all.

Of course, that, uh...

Sums up to $2 ,000.

I, uh, don't suppose you've got it handy.

No, heck no.

Now, we got a deal.

Bill, get Big Jake over here.

Well, then you're gonna take our money.

Sure thing.

I'll even give you a deposit slip.

Well, I guess we're free to go then, huh?

In a manner of speaking.

Big Jake, I got a couple of red -blooded, able -bodied boys here ready

action.

The bomb is stuck!

Clear the bomb!

Throw away the left wing bombs!

Two -week -old bastard, no German bomber.

Let's get him.

We got our luck back, Barn. Mount up.

Dammit!

I don't believe it. What?

This thing's low to the top with dynamite.

Well, that's what they were trying to tell us.

He sure handled his Bronco pretty good, pal.

Why don't you take us someplace where he spent our poker win?

Well, how about Paris?

Paris.

Not bad.

So what's next to Paris?

South, uh... I don't know.

South Dakota?

What's that say, Luke?

It says, Bar Barney.

I say, watch where you're going, can't you?

Sorry, sorry.

Let's go in.

Officer's on, Luke Barney.

Oh, that's a shame.

I sure am thirsty.

No. Melanie?

No one.

Archibald, my God, what a small world!

Haha!

Uh, Aldous.

I'm Aldous. Yes, Aldous, Aldous. Well, Aldous, do you remember me, Luke?

Uh, Bart, could you set up a round for our buddies and us? Uh, make them

doubles. Uh, step in, will you?

Uh, Nicky, you remember our charm, Luke?

I really don't think we know these gentlemen, Aldous.

Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Forgotten already, Nicky.

Well, it's quite a bit of a week after we went on back there in Paris.

You and Aldous and me and my buddy Barney. Oh, yes, spiffing.

Absolutely spiffing.

Well, we just thought it was our turn to fly you folks around.

Come off it, Nicky.

I know we've met up with these gentlemen before.

Besides, they're buying and we're broke.

Thank you.

Say, Mickey, you don't mind my buddy having to turn around and show us your

sweetie?

After all, we're all in this war together.

Big time you went home.

I'll keep that, you gentleman.

Let's drink to us.

If he wants an honorable toast, let's drink to the Knights of the Air.

The Royal Flying Corps.

Here.

No, let's toast to the bomb of Bonnie I tasted this morning.

You shot down a bomber?

Yes. across from you.

Where? A couple hours down the road.

Down the road, eh?

I recognize you.

You were the fellows who almost ran us down outside.

You, a common driver hitting a bomber.

How did you hit it?

Well,

it's like this.

I do not understand why this happens every night.

Surely you are supposed to be fighting the Germans, not yourselves.

Hey, anybody can drive a truck and fly a plane.

Right, Barney?

Whatever you say, Lieutenant.

Like hell.

You want to bet?

It's a bet.

Are you serious?

Where did I find a plan?

Don't you worry.

I'll find us a crate.

This is a gun bus.

One hell of a plane.

Try these on for size.

Colder up there than you'd think.

You know, you can help.

Thank you.

And that's all there is to it.

Throttle, stick, rudder. Got it.

Remember what Nicky said about landing.

If I can walk away from the plane, it's a good landing, right?

And I win the bet.

Agreed. All right.

You got another one of these suits for my buddy?

Oh, I suppose you'll have to have mine.

You don't both have to be flowers.

Look, where I go, Barney goes.

Just try and stop him.

Where is this friend of yours?

And where does it go?

Barney!

Hey, Barney!

What?

Come here!

Barney! Grab the bag, get your butt over here.

You still call it off.

Put your clothes on.

Well, I ain't got them off yet.

You're flying clothes.

Flying clothes?

Yeah, we're going up.

Not me.

I'm going up in that thing.

Barney, we got a lot of money riding on this thing.

What are these guys betting?

They didn't have any money last time I saw.

Yeah, what is your bet?

All of it? Yeah.

Well?

Well, why don't you bet us?

Oh, that's just not us.

Why not?

Yeah, why not?

No way we ain't gonna win this one.

There.

Just a sec.

Now, you will be here when we get back.

You'd better take these.

Thanks. Give them back. I'm driving.

Hell no.

I'm driving.

Okay, give them back.

Okay.

Contact. Hey, Luke, wait a minute.

Where's my brakes and driving wheel and stuff?

All right, Bart, I got a spare set back here.

They're going too far.

They'll lose the field.

Have you got their money?

No.

I thought you did.

Hey, Luke.

Something doesn't feel right here.

I'm working on it, Barney. I'm working on it.

How's that?

Yeah, that's better.

I think.

Come on.

We've got a briefing at eight o 'clock.

I don't want to go.

Hold it, Bobby. Quiet.

We did it, pal.

You've wrecked my crate!

Sorry about that, sir. You will be.

See that wagon over there?

Yes, sir.

That is the commanding officer's quarters where you will report on the

sure hope he's a reasonable man.

You'll find out.

British, is it?

Well, hell no. We're good.

You have done very well. You've destroyed two planes in one swellful...

a German squadron?

Ah, don't worry, sir.

You've just got humour, Fritz.

Because the CO shot him down over the base and he landed on his head, sir.

So he thinks this is a German squadron, pretending to be British.

Still suits us.

Because little Fritzy boy is a mechanical genius, isn't you?

Nah. They left them crates back in the air by the morning, sir. And sometimes I

make something special.

You should see if it's special.

We'll do that sometime.

Let's make a run for it.

I'm worried, too. You need Desmond.

We gotta do something. We just smashed two planes.

Don't you think that's gonna make this CO a little mad?

He sure will be mad. We'll get around that. We'll go have a little chat with

him. Pilot to pilot.

Pilot to pilot. We can't fly.

Wait a minute.

You can't fly.

I flew that gun bus and I landed it.

Oh, you call that a landing? We walked away from it, didn't we? We won the bet,

didn't we? A hell of a bet. We were having a drink with two pretty girls.

look what you got us into.

Oh, come on. You saw how nice those British flyboys had it.

Look around, Bond.

Easy, easy life.

Let's run our string of luck.

All right, Chance, have you just thought to wait there a minute?

As long as it doesn't get us strung up.

Well, if it doesn't suit us, we'll go out the same way we came in.

By airplane.

Get me Major Canning.

The guy was the CEO.

Uh -oh.

Gentlemen!

You.

Look here, Canning.

We're killing ourselves to find that airship, and two of your schoolboy

pranksters steal my last gun bus, and when they finally bring it back, crash

on top of my crate!

I presume I am right in telling Captain Bannock that none of our chaps stole his

gun bus?

No, Bannock, all my chaps are accounted for.

Then if they're not your boys, you won't mind if I have them shot.

Well, you've got some real talking to do.

All right, Channing.

Take a seat, gentlemen.

The airship. I need some of your new planes.

With their range, we can find its base. I have no intention whatever Bannock is

sacrificing so much as a single new aircraft to your obsession.

I have just returned from general headquarters.

They are thrilled that the gossip bomber went down in our sector.

You got the dolphin bomber?

Sir, we got that bomber.

Where?

Lousy.

Lousy? That's what I said.

Are you sure it was your boys who got the bomber?

Of course it was.

What do you know about it?

Just that it was shot down near Lousy.

Lousy?

You do realize that Busey is in my sector?

You have been poaching my territory.

My boys have taken care of your problem. You can damn well help us with ours.

Give me some of your new crates so I can get that airship.

Sir, this is a German airship.

Yes. Kind of noisy.

Like a big steam engine?

More like an earthquake.

You heard it.

We saw it, sir.

You've seen it?

I guess so.

In that case... Welcome to the squadron. My name's Bannock.

Hi, I'm Luke.

Barney. Feels I'm vented to keep you occupied.

Oh, my God!

Well, he did it.

Oh, Bart, we ain't the only crates around here.

Bloody Hamilton.

Sorry about my pace, sir.

Do you have to go drifting all over everything?

I think you do it deliberately to annoy me.

Damn it all.

That's three crates wrecked today.

Four, sir.

Pilkington bought it.

I saw his cotton came out.

We ran into heavy artillery in Q -Sector, sir.

You too?

Yes, sir.

Tell Pommelton to enter our mess.

Aye, aye.

Never felt better in my life.

because we have seen them are coming.

Listen, there's a couple of things I've been hearing.

Yeah, great, ain't it?

Well, first off, this heavy archer, he ain't no guy.

And these pilots here, they don't expect to live past tomorrow.

Stop fretting, Barney.

You got it made.

Trust me.

Yeah.

Okay.

But there are some very strange things going on here.

Follow me, sir. I'll get you a table.

Do you want a drink?

No, thank you. All right?

Okay, sir.

Well, well.

Cannings, lads.

You don't happen to be delivering a couple of soundsons, do you?

No. Just paying a debt of honour? Just paying a debt of honour, yes, sir. No

matter.

Join us for lunch.

I hear the food planning dishes up is quite appalling.

Yes.

Countess Holger!

We've got four more mouths to feed.

Oh, look!

No, look!

Oui, look, oui.

You are great pilots.

Is that right?

Oh, no.

We are British. We only drink tea.

You are so brave.

Why? To join the squadron.

Mickey says you are foolish.

Foolish?

More likely raving mad.

A toast.

Yes, Brandon.

You're the toast master.

To our comrade lost today.

Belkington. Belkington.

We dedicate our last drop of blood.

to avenging all our dead companions.

Of course, in a suicide squadron, you have to take your chances.

Death or glory?

Death and glory!

I tried to tell you this ain't no boy scout troop.

We are in a suicide squadron.

Not for long, though.

Our American allies, the new boys here,

have actually seen

the experimental airship.

Well, I know for certain where that airship was headed.

So, why don't you give me and Barney a crack at it?

You have my permission, lads.

Do it!

Hurry up, Bond.

Still sleeping.

Come on.

So what's the plan?

We sure just ain't going after no airship.

So what are we going to do? We're going to Switzerland.

Switzerland? Hey, wait a minute.

What about the girls?

Let's take them with us.

Well, we'll send for them.

Right now, we got to teach you how to fly.

Fly? I don't need to learn how to fly. Hell, you don't. Hey, I drove that

didn't I? Yeah, just because you drive a truck doesn't mean you fly. Hey, wait a

minute. Morning, folks.

Morning, sir.

Another thing, don't you be telling anybody about this plan. Oh, first you

me to learn how to fly. Now you don't want to tell anybody about this plan.

don't tell anybody.

Been at this a long time. I've been up and I've landed 15 times already.

You may get 16.

Luke!

Look, I've been thinking about this Switzerland idea.

You know, I just don't feel right going to a strange place without some

dynamite. Yeah, too bad we ditched that truckload full of it.

Lucky I just landed.

Wait a minute, Bridget.

Hey, Luke.

There's a gun butt.

Huh.

This is an airplane?

Yeah, is that this one of my specials?

It's pretty special. That's not the one you promised us, is it?

No, no, no, no. That's it.

That's it.

You

sure

this crane will fly 20 miles?

Oh, yes, yes, yes. This will now fly perfectly. Why, please.

Yes, that's nice.

Fritz, you're a genius.

I know.

You should have kept on sleeping.

I just wanted to say goodbye.

We're not going that far.

Be back in an hour. Right, Luke?

That's right, one hour.

We get through the airship in just an hour?

Well, this is just the first part of the plan.

Gotta go.

take off unless you are traveling at least seven miles an hour.

Hey, we're taking these two Samsons.

Oi!

That's your boss?

Yes, sir.

Good. Show him how you spin a prop. Put your back into it.

Just a minute.

Your orders.

How about these orders?

Come on.

Nicky, look.

No, don't look. They're stealing our machines.

Well, we stole one of theirs.

To tell you the truth, Aldous, my boy, I can't see anyone stealing anything.

You bowl.

I say, sir, I didn't know you'd ordered an early patrol.

My orders are quite clear, Lieutenant.

The first patrol leaves at 0900.

But those engines, Major. It's only 830.

The court is on the table.

How you doing?

Film uploaded for a cockpit with extra gas in, all right?

Nice landing, partner.

Permission to carry on, sir.

No, I've had time to think about it. I'm sorry.

But, Captain, you said me and Barney could have a crack at it. You can't

down this size of airship with a machine gun.

There's got to be some way to do it.

What about dynamite? Yeah.

Well, I doubt a dynamite would do it, but... It's worth a try.

Go to it, lads.

You will destroy the airship with that?

Tell me how you will do it.

Bonnie?

I know what they are doing.

They are running away.

To Switzerland.

Oh, Barney.

C 'est pas possible.

You will destroy the airship.

You can do it.

Sure.

But all that matters is that you two are with us, right? No. Yvette.

I got my reasons for doing what I'm doing, all right?

Look, Luke, I got an idea.

Let's take them with us.

We got two spare cockpits.

Uh, them cockpits are loaded with gas cans, remember?

Yeah, but what do we need all that gas for?

We gotta go through Germany first.

Look at the map. Right there.

There and there.

That's deeper than anybody's been in the squadron.

They never expect to come back. Neither do we, Barney.

Neither do we.

We should have told them about the airship, Luke.

What if we don't make it, Byron?

Maybe you're right.

All set, Captain.

We'll show off and you'll change the course of the war.

Yeah, well, we plan on it.

You have the plans to do the job.

But if anyone asks where they came from...

Tell them Fritz made them.

I do better than these.

You can do it, lad.

Thank you.

Gavin?

I give my right arm to be out there with them now.

My treasure! I must get my treasure!

How long, sir?

How long, sir?

Let this be a lesson to you of the mind of Germany.

Your puny airplanes are a thing of the past.

This is the partnership of the future.

I command the skies.

You cannot hurt this great ship with your puny weapon.

See how easy you can be proud.

Search the flue track, Harland.

Four over head.

Soon it will be over for everyone.

You know, you guys are making a big mistake.

Sure you don't want to talk about this today?

Ah, the house.

You don't care for the airship, do you?

The merciless hand of

death has struck down Fritz.

Loyal Fritz.

I swear, on death's own bones, I'll get that airship.

Only one.

The evil airship.

Where is Luke?

I've got to be careful. There's nothing I can do.

I've got to talk to Ben.

You okay?

Welcome back.

What have you got landing, old chap? Captain,

we found the base.

We found the airship base. It's right here.

Well done.

When Canning hears this, he'll have to give us the soundsons.

We'll hit that evil bag of gas at dawn.

There isn't time, sir.

Lieutenant, the right time to attack is dawn.

They could do anything to Luke. Our priority is to destroy that airship. You

don't seem to understand, sir.

Luke was captured.

Captured?

Who's the one in my squadron?

Charkey.

Charkey.

Can that gun bus fly?

Yes, sir.

Fritz, he just finished it.

And it wasn't destroyed in the bombing, right?

No, sir. No, it's safe in the woods.

Fritz is hanging.

Can you gas it up and put some extra cans in the front cockpit?

Yes, sir.

He's been locked in the fridge, so he might find a mutant.

Thanks, Chuck.

I gotta go back for Luke.

But we'll send for you, I promise.

We are crazy to go.

Don't worry.

I'll get him back.

You got the Matthew?

Thanks.

Right, sir. Fuel on.

Okay. Fuel on.

Contacts?

Contacts.

Oh, Fritz.

Where's

the

guy you captured?

Speak English.

English! Good morning.

Film Shakespeare.

Scottish whiskey.

No. You shot down a plane.

Plane. Boom, boom, boom.

Where's the pilot?

Oh.

Bank.

Closer to Switzerland than I thought.

Give me your clothes.

Give me your clothes. Come on, clothes.

Clothes, off.

Annie?

Annie! God damn it!

I've been waiting for you to call for three hours.

We now know the exact... position of their secret base. So when do we get the

Samson's?

It'll be the biggest explosion in history.

They'll hear it in Piccadilly Circus.

You

have

received my request for the plant.

Good.

What?

You've mailed it. The GHQ?

I figured you might need a little help. Well, getting out of here?

Nah, I don't need any help getting out of here. I get out of this place and

we've got my wine.

There's nothing to it. It's simple.

Of course, if you want to blow a little hole inside, it might... Barney!

Barney!

Barney, you better be down there.

Stay away from the window if I was you.

Blast the thing, Barney.

Wait!

Are you facing the wall? What?

Turn around and look at the wall.

I am facing the wall. All right.

Take four paces to your left and put the dynamite right there.

What is wrong with in front of the window? Just do like I say, all right?

Trust me, Barney. Trust me.

Okay. Okay.

Four paces.

One, two.

I said four paces.

Get up, you son of a gun.

is and get up.

Why couldn't you have punched that officer?

I trade you for these short pants.

You do have nice knees, Bart.

Yeah, poor Fritz.

We'll get him.

Luke!

What are you gonna do?

Go to the gun bus, keep your eyes open, because if this works, you're gonna see

one hell of a big bonfire.

Luke wait wait Luke you can't do that How

about this

What's the ballast, Lassie?

What's the ballast, Lassie?

Is that in place?

Me and my pal Barney here, he's the one with the dynamite.

We got a real interesting proposition for you.

Take this shit down or we'll blow you out of the sky.

Jason is, huh?

Pentecost.

trouble before.

Trouble? That was a war you got me in.