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Hey, what's up, Mom?

Hey, honey.

What do you want?

Well, thanks for coming.

So, Janine and I joined this new group.

It's like a yoga kind of thing.

And we couldn't make it today, so I thought maybe you could help me.

I don't feel like doing yoga with you, Mom. I told you before.

It's boring.

Come on.

What? She was supposed to make it, and she couldn't. And this isn't like yoga.

This is like more of like a...

spiritual kind of thing, you know?

That sounds really boring.

If this was, like... Don't you want to help the mother out?

Listen, it, like... Yeah, but I just... It helps you, like, release energy and,

like, get in touch with your chakras and... It'll be fun.

I need help.

Why don't you just join, like, some...

Yoga center thing or something like people that actually like but I need to

harness it. I need to like Learn how to practice at home And it's looking, you

know, like a guided thing I'm really trying to make this like

work, you know, okay. Well, I want to help you but how long's it gonna take?

All you have to do it's like look at some of these things on here and

read it for me, okay?

Here. All right?

Okay.

All right, fine.

So I, like, start with some deep breaths, right?

Yeah.

See, you might even feel better after this. It's like a cleansing.

Um... Okay.

All right, so...

Breathe in and breathe out.

Just count down.

One. Just count down in your mind. Okay.

From ten to one, slowly.

Feeling more relaxed and centered.

with each number.

Aren't we supposed to like visualize some things too?

go of all anxieties and worries.

Feel your energy travel through all your chakras.

Do I really have to do this?

Okay, alright.

Alright. I'm starting to feel relaxed.

I'm sorry.

Focus. Okay.

Letting go of all stresses and inhibitions.

Inhibitions?

That's what it says.

Don't act like you don't like it, honey. Come on.

It could help you, too.

I could think of a lot more things I'd rather be doing right now than reading

this thing.

You're not helping focus with my energy.

Okay. Stay positive.

All right, let's just do it.

I'm feeling a little tingly.

It says you should visualize your deepest desires and

feel them in the very core of your body.

Are we supposed to share them?

No it doesn't say anything about that.

You know what Tantric is, right, honey?

No.

I'll just let you read it. It's a sexual thing, okay?

Well, then where are you getting me to help you with this?

Just to help me get more in touch with my sexuality, right?

Okay. I need to relax.

I need to open up.

All right.

In fact, I'm feeling a

little restricted.

Does it say anything about clothing?

It says to remove any restrictive clothing.

It says I'm supposed to... I'm supposed to direct energy into your breath.

What is... The human body is completely natural.

It says I'm supposed to touch underneath.

Are you sure this is okay?

You're the one that's telling me I have to be one with the universe.

What the fuck that thing says?

I'm gonna roast you.

Is it working?

Hmm.

it says by this point you should be completely in your natural state

having no

natural

state I

think that's what it means

Are you nervous?

Um, okay, I guess.

It's just a yoga thing, right?

You'll feel so much better after helping me, won't you?

Yeah.

Something about raising

the solar plexus.

Or is it the sacral, which one?

Yeah, that's what it says.

Can I be focusing my energy there?

Yeah.

It says something.

The transfer energy.

Up through the chakras.

And that's slow.

So... Rubbing.

Because I feel like it's... It's working.

I guess it's...

Entering complete sexual

serenity and serenity.

sexual energy.

Is that...

Transformation.

It brings us closer.