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Hey Joey, come on in. How are you?

Uh, I'm good.

Alright, have a seat.

Uh, okay.

Hey, can I get you something to drink? Do you want some lemonade?

I've got soda, iced tea.

What can I get for you?

Uh, I'm good right now, I think.

What's that you got?

Where did you get that?

It's mine.

Put that away. That's not okay in this house.

Why?

I said put that away.

It's just like vapor. What's the big deal?

Because it's not appropriate. It's not okay here.

Do you want to take it?

No.

Okay, I'll put it away.

Give me that. My dad doesn't care, though.

I said I care. This is my house.

All right, I'll put it away. I won't use it.

Where's the cabinet at?

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

So there's no cabinet. We're not moving anything today. I know I called your

mom.

I said I had some furniture to move, but that's not why you're here.

What? No.

I wanted to talk to you about what's been going on between you and Alex.

Okay?

Listen, he's been really upset by the comments and the way, the things you say

to him, the comments you make.

You know, you're really hurting his feelings.

That's just joking around.

I know you might think you're joking around, but he's pretty upset.

He's my friend.

That's what friends do. We joke around. Is he your friend, Joey?

Yeah, of course he is. Because you know what?

He's crying at night before he goes to sleep.

Wow.

What? You're a little prick, aren't you?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

God, man, he's become such a pussy.

What did you do to him?

You know what?

What did your mother do to you?

What? I'm normal.

You're a bully, Joey.

You're a bully. I'm not a bully, okay? I just like to... You are a bully.

Yeah, I like to do some pranks sometimes.

Do you know what?

I had to buy all new underwear because you ripped every single pair from giving

him a wedgie every day at school.

Well... What do you have to say about that?

Is that what friends do with each other? That is funny though, right?

No, not funny.

I do. Well, he's, I mean, he like lets me do it. You know, I mean, he lets, he

lets you do it.

You know what? He trusts you. He looks up to you.

I just thought it was funny.

I just, you know, maybe I give him emojis too much.

You don't treat him nicely at all.

Listen, listen.

This is what we're going to do.

I'm going to ask you, is there anything that I can do for you? Do you...

I need you to lay off, okay? That's basically what I'm saying.

Do you... Is there any kind of video game you want?

I don't know.

Something for the sports... A gift card to the sports center? I don't know.

Anything you want?

Are you trying to bribe me so much, Alex?

Listen, your mother is my best friend.

And I really can't approach her on this. I don't want to make a rift between her

and I. This is between you and me. You got it?

This is between you and me.

And I need you to start being more kind to him. I need you to lay off.

I mean, you know, I just, I think it's tougher than, you know, at all.

All I hear is a lot of...

I just... So, I know you guys play video games together. I know you guys like to

go to do the go -karts. I don't really need anything.

I mean, like, you know, like, it's a free country. I mean, I can kind of just

whatever I want.

You know? I might be... I might try to

not give him as many wedgies or something.

I just think you're overreacting. I don't think it's that big of a deal.

my decision to make about my son. I'm the one that makes the decision whether

is being hurt or not.

Not you. It's not your place.

Jeez.

I'm angry.

So you want to... Do you get it now?

Okay, okay.

Fine.

So you want to try to...

Make some kind of deal.

So I'm nice to... I need you to just treat him with respect. And if you know

what? If you can't, then just leave him alone.

Okay? Just leave him alone.

If you can't be a good friend to him, just leave him alone.

Well, I guess I could do that. If you could... You know...

Give me something kind of cool.

What's something kind of cool?

Definitely not like a video game.

That's lame.

It's not worth that much, you know?

Is there anything in your life that isn't lame? You're asking me to, like,

know, change, you know, behave what I like to do, and it's kind of like, I

it's kind of asking a lot, I feel like. Not change who you are and what you want

to do. You can be who you want over there.

Just don't. Bring it into my circle, my world, with my son.

I mean, I like bringing it wherever I want to bring it.

All right.

I'll be nice, okay?

Nice. I'll play ball.

Let me see how you play nice. Okay.

I know what I want.

Let me see your boobs.

What?

Yeah, let me see your boobs.

Let me hear you say oink.

What?

Why? Is that bad?

You're a bully and a pig.

You're single now. What's the big deal? Oh, fuck off, Joey.

How old are you?

I am far too old for you and you are far too young to be making those kind of

comments to me.

I think you're hot, Ms. Brown. What's the big deal?

Really, now?

I'm a bad guy because I think you're hot. I'm just saying, like, maybe if you

let me see your boobs, I might... I might be nicer to Alex.

You have serious daddy issues or something.

My dad's super cool. I don't know what you're talking about.

You guys go to the strip club together?

I mean, only once, but... He said we might go again next week.

Is it bad?

Let me see him.

And then what?

And then what happens if you see Miss Brianna's boobs?

Well, I'll think about... I'll think about being nicer to... You'll think

about... You'll think about being nicer.

Yeah.

No, I don't want thinking about.

I want you to be nicer.

Well, I'm not even thinking about it right now.

What are you thinking about right now?

I'm thinking I haven't even seen her boobs yet, and this is kind of a waste

time for me right now.

I mean... Okay, Mr. Bold.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Yeah?

Okay.

Ever been undressed in front of a grown woman before?

An older grown woman before?

I don't think so.

Do you want me to take my... Mm -hmm.

Uh... Okay. Oh, here, let me help you with that.

Okay.

Now what?

You a little nervous?

I'm good.

You're good?

Oh, look at that.

Someone's already excited to see Miss Brianna's boobs.

Don't hit it.

I don't want to.

Yeah, I will if I want to.

Now look, what are you going to do?

What are you going to do, Mr. Grown -up?

They're really nice.

Too old for your age.

Did I say you could touch them?

You're a little piglet.

You're a heart.

And you're a piglet.

You just walk around with that heart on all day, do you?

I mean, sometimes.

But you're excited.

Young prick.

Yeah, I know how that goes.

Oh, you think it's funny.

Everything's funny. Everything's a big fucking joke to you, isn't it?

Yeah.

How big of a joke?

How far can you take it?

Tell me.

How's this work?

Mr. Big Shot.

I mean, I like where this is going, so.

You think?

Yeah.

Aren't you a little shit?

Never had an older woman sunk here.

That's my asshole.

Yep. Oh, don't do that.

Oh, that's gay. Don't do that. Oh, fuck.

Wait, what?

It's what?

It's gay. It's gay?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, there's three fingers in my mouth. Look at that.

Oh, my finger's way up there. Oh, God.

Isn't it?

Wait, what are you?

Oh, God.

You're kind of crazy.

Oh, God.

Oh,

what a good bully you are.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at that.

I got your whole asshole filled up. Oh, my God.

Oh, piggy.

You think you know it all, don't you? You think you know it all?

You've got it all figured out, don't you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is kind of deep.

Oh, God.

You going to be nice to my son?

Yeah. Be nice to Alex? Whatever you want.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, God.

I don't trust you.

You can trust me. Uh -huh.

About as far as I can throw you. Oh, God.

I'm going to make sure that you're calling to him

from now on.

Why that makes you cry?

Nice and hard, doesn't it?

Yeah. Can I stop your little ass?

Yeah. Oh, God. Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's gross.

Oh.

Oh.

Now, let's see.

Now, it's your turn.

You're trying to do something for me, isn't it?

Let's see what you're made of. Okay.

What are you made of?

I can do whatever you want. So cocky.

So full of it. Oh, gosh.

So full of it.

What can you do?

What can you do? Can you fuck?

Yeah. Are you sure? Yes.

100%. Let's see.

See what you've got, little boy.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your pussy's wet. Oh, my God. Of course it is.

It just feels really good, okay? Uh -huh.

Dot com.

you find it.

Let me show you how much I like that.

Ah, don't do that. I'm sorry.

I'm tired. Just don't do that.

No, don't do that.

What's the matter?

You can't take it?

I'll give him a little kiss and make it better.

You want to be a good boy? You promised.

Yes.

Put your legs together.

Come on now, sit on that cock.

One more acting up, right?

Yes, Miss Marie.

And show me what you've got.

You're not looking so confident now.

Fuck me good?

See what you can do.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Someone's very excited.

Yeah.

Amen.