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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Got me a reservation 2 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,773 ♪ Down at the boathouse station 3 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,359 ♪ We're goin' on the Jazz Boat 4 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,946 ♪ We're off on the Jazz Boat 5 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,280 ♪ Hold on tight 6 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,740 ♪ Gonna swing all night 7 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,575 ♪ On the Jazz Boat 8 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,663 ♪ Think of the cats we'll see there 9 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ All of the gang will be there 10 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,501 ♪ They're all on the Jazz Boat 11 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:46,421 ♪ At the ball on the Jazz Boat 12 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,132 ♪ Swingin', swayin', holidayin' 13 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,926 ♪ In the Jazz Boat 14 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,805 ♪ Better not be late 15 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,432 ♪ It's a most important date 16 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,186 ♪ When I hear the engine pumpin' 17 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,689 ♪ I wanna be in there jumpin' 18 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:06,525 ♪ As soon as the cats are ready 19 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,819 ♪ I'm gonna grab my steady 20 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,530 ♪ And get on the Jazz Boat 21 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,075 ♪ They're all on the Jazz Boat 22 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,535 ♪ Lose my mind 23 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,828 ♪ So long, let's ride 24 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,746 ♪ In the Jazz Boat 25 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,458 ♪ Better not be late 26 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,336 ♪ It's a most important date 27 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,381 ♪ As soon the bell starts ringin' 28 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,551 ♪ The river will be there swingin' 29 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,596 ♪ Bones will be blowin' sky-high 30 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,639 ♪ Playin' the jazz in hi-fi 31 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,517 ♪ At the ball on the Jazz Boat 32 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪ They're all on the Jazz Boat 33 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,522 ♪ Hold on tight 34 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,940 ♪ Gonna swing all night 35 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,734 ♪ On the Jazz 36 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,695 ♪ Jazz 37 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,701 ♪ Jazz Boat ♪ 38 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:41,203 Hey, what are you trying to do? Start a riot? 39 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,080 I was just tidying my hair. 40 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,706 Mmm, I like you the way you are. 41 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,042 Brethren, we're gathered together here today... 42 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,335 Ah, knock it off. 43 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,836 ...to knock it off. 44 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,922 'Ere, didn't you see that red light you went through? 45 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,675 Once you've seen one red light, you've seen 'em all. 46 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,176 Five. 47 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,845 Now then, boys, we don't want any trouble tonight. 48 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,972 We're most gratified to hear that, my friend. 49 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,182 We just want a pleasant evening. 50 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,184 Yeah, nice and peaceful. 51 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,019 Yup, who wants bother? 52 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,897 Thank you. Keep the change. 53 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,484 Hello, Dad. How's trade? 54 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,736 -Hello, son. -D'you get the key? 55 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,072 Here, look, son. I've been thinking about... 56 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,740 It is not given to man to think. 57 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,158 Especially an old fool like you. 58 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,577 Now, look here, is that any way to talk to your own father, now? 59 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,912 No, I just don't believe it. 60 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,414 That a smart boy like me 61 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,749 should have such an old burn for a father. 62 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,376 Give us the key. 63 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,588 Thank you. 64 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,966 Oh, yes, and, er... 65 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,050 don't go on a booze tonight, 66 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,428 'cause I might need you to run a few errands, eh? 67 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,347 My own son. 68 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,974 Big deal. 69 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,690 And light will be cast upon the darkness! 70 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,867 Now, listen, look, we'd better go over it once more for, er... 71 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,243 muttonhead here. 72 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,619 Just a minute! 73 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,580 I don't know how you can look me in the face and say that. 74 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,498 Look, I don't even know how I can look you in the face. 75 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,624 Brethren, brethren, 76 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,043 let's join together in our evil plotting 77 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,629 and cease the dissension. 78 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,631 Now, look, when we get inside, 79 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,467 we'll hang about a bit 80 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,177 and make sure all the mugs see us, right? 81 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,344 Right. 82 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,013 And when I give the word, 83 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,264 we'll sneak out, 84 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,849 only gently, one by one, right? 85 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,809 - Right. - Here, what about me? 86 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,895 What do I do while all this is going on? 87 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,229 My life! It talks. 88 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,274 Wow, a living, talking doll, eh? 89 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,109 Where d'you find it, Spider? 90 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,611 He won it in a raffle. 91 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,571 -Ow! -I'm sorry. Was that your foot? 92 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,364 Oh, that's all right. I got another one. 93 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,576 I want you to stay here. 94 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,077 -And, Jinx... -Yeah? 95 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,579 -You're staying with her. -All right. 96 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,498 And remember, I don't want no-one talking to the Dell. 97 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:50,749 -Right. -Or even looking at her. 98 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,584 -You understand? -I got it. 99 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,835 And that goes for you, too, muttonhead. 100 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,296 Any funny business and I'll punch you right on the end of the nose. 101 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,965 -You do, and I'll... -You'll what? 102 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,217 I'll bleed all over you. 103 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,384 So much for humour! 104 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,385 Let's go, hot dog. 105 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,179 And remember, take it easy. 106 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,473 But take it! 107 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,641 Let's go. 108 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,502 - Beat it. - Eh? 109 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,795 -Beat it. -Here, what do you mean? 110 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,088 We was here first. 111 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,966 Oh, Bert! 112 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,008 Hello, Bert. 113 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,718 Oh, hi, Jinxie. You know Rene, don't you? 114 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,095 -Hiya, darlin'. -Hi, Jinx! 115 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,347 'Ere, you're in with a right mob tonight, ain't you? 116 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,974 Oh, you mean Spider's mob? 117 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,475 Yeah, he's been in the nick so often 118 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,227 he's had his own cards printed. 119 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,771 -'Ere... -What? 120 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,065 Who's the onde-ble olly-de? 121 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,275 Oh! 122 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,318 You mean the "blonde dolly", eh? 123 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,695 That's Spider's bird. 124 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,780 'Ere, you wanna watch it with her, you know! 125 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,156 -Oh? -They say that if you look at her, 126 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,324 it's the last thing you remember 127 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,493 -before you wake up in the hospital. -Ah! 128 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,707 Anyway, how you gettin' on? 129 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,876 Oh, I'm, er, I'm making a living, you know? 130 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:16,751 Yeah? 131 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,087 You, er, you ain't workin', are ya? 132 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,172 'Ere, d'you mind? 133 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,884 So long, kid. 134 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,184 Now here's Ted Heath and His Music. 135 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,249 ♪ Gather up, gather up 136 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,459 ♪ Gather on up 137 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,668 ♪ Gather up, gather up 138 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,753 ♪ Gather on up 139 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,296 ♪ Gather up, gather up 140 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,714 ♪ Gather on up ♪ 141 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,591 Come on, baby! 142 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,260 ♪ I wanna jive tonight 143 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,013 ♪ I wanna jive tonight 144 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,432 ♪ I want the whole wide world to know 145 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,851 ♪ That I'm alive tonight 146 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,354 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 147 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,647 -Come on, baby -Yeah! 148 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,732 -♪ Let's fall ♪ -Oh, yeah! 149 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,068 ♪ I wanna jive tonight 150 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,654 ♪ I wanna jive tonight 151 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,239 ♪ I want a honeybee to buzz 152 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,241 ♪ Around the hive tonight 153 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,036 ♪ Come on, baby 154 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,331 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 155 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,500 Would you like to dance? 156 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,503 -What d'you think I'm doing? -♪ Rock with me, baby 157 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,214 ♪ Rock with me, honey 158 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,257 ♪ Roll with me, baby 159 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,301 ♪ Come on, baby 160 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,679 ♪ Come on, baby, let's go ♪ 161 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,764 Go, go, go, go! 162 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,269 Now! 163 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,813 Yeah! Yeah! 164 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,399 Come on, let's dance. 165 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,775 Ah, do me a favour. 166 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,125 ♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go ♪ 167 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,754 ♪ I'm gonna rock tonight 168 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,965 ♪ I'm gonna roll tonight... ♪ 169 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,091 Go, oh... 170 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,176 ♪ Go, go, go 171 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,846 ♪ Go, go, go, go ♪ 172 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,514 ♪ Come on, baby 173 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,560 ♪ Come on, baby, let's go 174 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,939 ♪ Let's go ♪ 175 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,608 This way, lads. 176 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,295 And the devil did ascend from Hell 177 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,423 and spread his evil across the land. 178 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,188 Now, remember, take it easy. 179 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,564 But take it. 180 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,225 Give me a Coke, straight. 181 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,863 One Coke. 182 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,282 Straight. 183 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,971 Hello, Bertie boy. 184 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,888 Hi. 185 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,641 Jinx, get me some cigarettes. 186 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,268 'Ere, you know what Spider said. 187 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,769 -He said... -Get lost! 188 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,317 Let's go. 189 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,796 What's a nice girl like you doing in a dive like this? 190 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,006 It's easy. 191 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,549 I'm not a nice girl. 192 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,751 And the rats returned to their holes 193 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,338 and not a man knew in what foul treachery they'd been engaged. 194 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,465 That's a great alibi. 195 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,300 Don't tell me, Dad, I know. 196 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,055 -Let's go. -Yeah. 197 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,729 You and me could make the most beautiful music together. 198 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,857 Are you just a talker or do you want some action? 199 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,442 Try me, baby. 200 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,404 Hold me closer. Closer! 201 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,532 If I hold you any closer, I'll be dancin' behind ya. 202 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,965 See what a sensation we're causing? 203 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,633 Everybody's stopped dancing. 204 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,761 We even look good together. 205 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,471 Watch it, buster, watch it. 206 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,685 Thanks for the dance, kid. 207 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,106 That was the last waltz, Jack. 208 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,649 But we were doin' a rumba. 209 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,817 Not here, Dad. 210 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,152 Yeah. 211 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,654 Let's go for a little walk. 212 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,549 Hey! 213 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,182 'Ere, it's a smashing fight, ain't it? 214 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,433 Look at that, Spider. 215 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,685 Can't he go, eh? Look at him punch! 216 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,687 'Course, I taught him everything he knows, you know? 217 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,357 I'd be down there myself. I've got a bad hand, eh? 218 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,487 Oh, boy! 219 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,113 'Ere, look 'ere. 220 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,740 I'm not staying here, it ain't safe. 221 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,950 You staying? Oh, you'd better get your hair cut. 222 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,119 Don't hang about here, boy, I'm getting out. 223 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,539 Break it up! 224 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,296 Go, man, go. 225 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,262 Oh! 226 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,602 No! 227 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,229 Bert! 228 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,858 We're gonna miss our last train. 229 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,257 Hello? 230 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,633 Push it, it's open. 231 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,969 Hello, Bertie boy. 232 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,095 Hello, Jinxie. 233 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,430 What's on your tiny mind? 234 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,850 'Ere, um... Guess what's in the paper. 235 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,102 - Fish and chips. - No, no, no. 236 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,645 -I've got something to read you. -Oh? 237 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,440 You're gonna be very proud of me, Bertie. 238 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,108 Now, listen to this. 239 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,193 "In the early hours of this morning, 240 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,571 "thieves broke into a warehouse in Hackney 241 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,283 "and got away with fifteen thousand cigarettes." 242 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,285 So? 243 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,786 -So, it was our mob. -Who? 244 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,581 -Me and Spider, we did the job. -Oh, big deal. 245 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,207 You know, you surprise me, Jinxie, 246 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,501 hanging around with a tuppenny— halfpenny villain like that Spider. 247 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,502 Oh, I don't know. 248 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,379 First time we got a job in the paper, ain't it? 249 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,048 Yeah, but if you're gonna do a job, do it big. 250 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,675 Now take a look at the front page. 251 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,806 "£10,000 Jewel Haul. 252 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,476 "The Cat Strikes Again." 253 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,144 Yeah, the Cat, I've read about him. 254 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,937 Now that's what I call making crime pay. 255 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,272 Yeah. 256 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,275 "The Cat entered the premises through a skylight, 257 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,737 "cutting through iron bars with steel cutters. 258 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,993 "There were no fingerprints. 259 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,578 "It is assumed 260 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,914 "that the raider must have worn gloves." 261 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,332 Yeah, go on. 262 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,254 "A night watchman was held up at gunpoint 263 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,883 "until the intruder made good his escape. 264 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,885 "Among the missing... 265 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,226 "Among the missing jewellery 266 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,230 "was a pearl necklace valued at... 267 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,360 "five thousand pounds." 268 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,986 Well, there you are. 269 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,072 Right, I've got to clear off now, kid. 270 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,371 What you staring at? 271 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,915 I know who you are. 272 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,792 Oh? Who am I? 273 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,335 You're the Cat, ain't ya? 274 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,378 Eh? 275 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,421 Leave off. 276 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,714 Listen, I've got a job to do, lad... 277 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,383 Yeah, like the one you did last night. 278 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,259 Eh? 279 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,053 -It all fits in, Bertie. -Hmm? 280 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,472 You left the cave about midnight, see? 281 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,057 Now the job here was done 282 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,768 in the early hours of the morning, see? 283 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,019 It all works in. 284 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,355 Oh. 285 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,524 Mmm. 286 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,571 You're a pretty smart cookie, Jinxie. 287 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,947 Well, I... 288 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,574 I ain't as dumb as I look, you know? 289 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,659 Oh, I don't know. 290 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,371 Now, listen, this is just between you and me, all right? 291 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,956 I wouldn't want this to get about. 292 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:02,999 No, no, no. 293 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,959 You know they'd send me down the river for about fourteen years. 294 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,168 -You know that, don't you? -Yeah, well, I won't... 295 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,463 -I won't say a word. -Right. Check the door. 296 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,298 What? 297 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,549 The door. Check the door. 298 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,050 Oh, yeah, check the door. 299 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,302 Excuse me. 300 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,809 -Right? -Right. 301 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,102 Here we go. 302 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,022 'Ere, there's only one thing I don't understand. 303 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,607 -If you're the Cat... -Ssh! 304 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,360 Well, you're making all this money, 305 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,446 how come you live in a dust hole like this? 306 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,157 Income tax. It's crippling. 307 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,450 Oh... 308 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,375 And, Jinxie, 309 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,918 dead schtum, eh? 310 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,503 My lips are sealed. 311 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,006 So long. 312 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,986 Morning. 313 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,321 Morning. 314 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,449 S.J. Electrics, I've come about the alarm system. 315 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,618 Oh, yes. Over here. 316 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,455 Now, what appears to be the trouble, anyway? 317 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,207 Well, you're the electrician, aren't you? 318 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,333 Oh, just a minute. 319 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,547 Some sort of, er, 320 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,424 -wiring diagram of the whole system. -Oh, yeah? 321 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,176 Oh, ta, that will be very useful. 322 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,636 Let's have a look. 323 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,558 I say, it's ever so complicated, isn't it? 324 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,435 I wouldn't know one wire from another. 325 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,020 Oh, go on. 326 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,858 Oo-er! 327 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,197 Two hours. 328 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,448 I wonder where my old man is? 329 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,825 Picking flowers or something. 330 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,952 He's probably in the pub, drinking himself to death. 331 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,830 If I'd thought that, I'd have given him the money years ago. 332 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,665 Here. You wanna know what happened? 333 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,874 What? 334 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,292 -Nothing. -Ha ha. 335 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,836 -You seen my old man? -Nah. I ain't seen him. 336 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,129 Never trust your father. 337 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,047 - Ah, you shut up. - Hey, fellas! 338 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,215 'Ere, fellas! 339 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,591 Have I got something to tell you. 340 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,510 -We don't want to hear. -Oh, shut up. 341 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,720 'Ere, Spider, you seen the paper? 342 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,054 -Ah, beat it! -Yeah, but look here. 343 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,472 I said, "Beat it!" 344 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,766 'Ere, Dancer, you've heard about the Cat, haven't ya? 345 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,393 Man, take off, you're bugging me. 346 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,561 Ah, there's a million cats. 347 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,895 Yes, but this is different. 348 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,313 -I know who he is. -Look, why don't you go 349 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,898 and play on a railway line or something? 350 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,484 -But I tell you, I... -I said, "Beat it!" 351 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,361 'Ere, you believe me, don't ya? 352 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,029 -Bah! -Ah... 353 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,866 'Ere, Dancer, you can read. Now read this, go on. 354 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,160 You're sick, Jinxie. 355 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,873 'Ere, Doll. D'you think I'm sick? 356 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,916 I think you're cute. 357 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:00,968 Where you been? 358 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,721 Where you been? 359 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,390 I... Right, wait, what I'm gonna tell you now... 360 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,434 I... I met a friend. 361 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,603 I met an old friend of mine. 362 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,980 Perhaps, I... Y-Y-Y-Y-You might remember him. 363 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,815 As a matter of fact, he use-used to work up there... 364 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,485 -You been in the boozer? -No, no, no, no. 365 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,195 A drop never passed me lips. Hey, go easy now. 366 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,821 You smell like a barrel of beer. 367 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,448 Now, son, easy, easy, easy. 368 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,783 I thought I gave you a job to do. 369 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,577 -I done it, boy. -What, in the boozer? 370 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,371 Let me sit down. Let me sit down. 371 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,707 Me old legs aren't what they used to be. 372 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,044 -Did you get the money? -I got it. 373 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,670 -Where is it? -Wait a minute. Wait a minute, now... 374 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,714 -Give it to me. -Now, let me get me breath. 375 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,341 I'll give it to ya. 376 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,425 -Yeah. -Here you are. 377 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,260 -And the rest? -Five pounds. 378 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,180 No, not that. Give me that. Give me that. Give it back. 379 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,016 -Where's the money? -All right. I'll give it to you now. 380 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,476 I got it. Here y'are. 381 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,686 Five pounds and ten pounds. 382 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:56,232 And fifteen pounds. That's all there is. 383 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,983 -You sure? -That's all, honest. 384 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,361 He said the cigarettes were so hot, they were... 385 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,946 They were half-smoked already. 386 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,864 You lyin' old bum. 387 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,116 Oh, no. Would I... Would I lie to you? 388 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,911 Me own son? 389 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,999 Fifteen quid. 390 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,878 We bust our guts doin' a job and all we get's fifteen lousy quid! 391 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,004 No! 392 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,840 The wages of sin are pitifully small, brother. 393 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,341 And you shut up with that phoney preaching stuff! 394 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,384 You make me sick. 395 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,844 I'll bet the Cat don't mess about 396 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,595 nickin' fags and all that kind of stuff. 397 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,473 What's all this phoney gear about the Cat, you idiot? 398 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,100 Well, I'm not supposed to say. 399 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,935 Well, look, you've been goin' on about it, haven't ya? 400 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,019 So let's have it. 401 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,771 Well, lea... Well, leave off then, fellas. 402 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,439 Oh, come on, finish him off, Spider. 403 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,774 I've got to get a haircut, like, man. 404 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:39,942 Jinxie needs a haircut, too. 405 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,735 Come on, Jinxie. Tell us all about it, eh? 406 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,696 -We're impatient. Don't mess about. -'Ere, well, you see... Look. 407 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,948 Spider, honest, I know who he is. 408 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,658 -You know who he is? -It's just like the papers say. 409 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,660 -Oh, yeah? -Really. Yeah, I mean, 410 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,995 -I've seen the gun... -Seen the gun! 411 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,037 The gloves, everything, you see... 412 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,539 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 413 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,707 You been reading them comics again. 414 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,625 Yeah, Superman, Jinxie, Superman. 415 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,711 Now, listen, I'm not stupid as all that, you know? 416 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,963 -Yeah, you are. -I put two and two together, I did. 417 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,715 -Yeah, four, ain't it, Jinxie? -And I said to him, "Look here," I said... 418 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,049 -Is that what you said? -Just like that, I said, 419 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,093 "Look here," I said, "I know who you are." 420 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,304 -Oh, yeah? -I said, "You're the Cat," I said. 421 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,931 The Cat? What d'he say, man? Like, he said, "Meow"? 422 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,975 -No, he didn't say that. -You know something, Jinxie? 423 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,852 I don't really believe a word you're saying. 424 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,020 Well, it's the truth, honestly, Spider. 425 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,314 Oh, yeah? Well, look, I'll tell you, I got a little idea. Look, er... 426 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,399 what about bringing the Cat down here tonight, eh? 427 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,443 - For a little chat. - Oh, I don't know about tonight. 428 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,320 I mean, he's very busy at nights. You know what cats are. 429 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,697 Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you something else, Jinxie. 430 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,782 If you don't bring him down here tonight... 431 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:29,533 Yeah? 432 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,619 I'm gonna pin your ears to the wall. 433 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,830 Then we're gonna use you for the punch bag. 434 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,582 You wouldn't like that, would ya? 435 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,500 -No, I... I wouldn't like that. -Ah, I thought not. 436 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,085 Yeah, well, well, whatever you say, Spider. 437 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,170 -Whatever I say. -Yeah, whatever you say. 438 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,296 -Mind how you go. -Yeah. 439 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,297 -All the best. -Yeah. 440 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,423 -Mind the step. -Yeah, all right. 441 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,382 All the best, mate. 442 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,676 Well, let's get out of this morgue 443 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,969 and see what's going on in the world, eh? 444 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,387 Yeah, there's people out there! 445 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,972 And people have got money! 446 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,515 Well, then, let's go and get some of this loot. 447 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,642 The world owes us a living! 448 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,769 -You can say that again. -The world owes us a living! 449 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,438 And remember, take it easy. 450 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,357 - But take it! - Let's go. 451 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,745 Yeah! 452 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:17,957 Oi! 453 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,711 ♪ Fools were made to be shot at 454 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,258 ♪ Squares were born to be got at ♪ 455 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:33,973 Spread out! 456 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:34,765 Stand back! 457 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,392 Look out there, Jack! 458 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,103 ♪ We're on our way ♪ 459 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,437 Scatter, hophead! 460 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,439 -Get out! -Drop dead! 461 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:46,777 ♪ This is our day 462 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,279 ♪ But you gotta take it easy 463 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,865 ♪ Take, take, take, take it easy 464 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,742 ♪ But take it! 465 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,579 ♪ Easy, be on the make and make it easy 466 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,373 ♪ But make it! 467 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,043 ♪ You gotta break rules if you wanna get by ♪ 468 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,504 Here! 469 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:08,173 ♪ Play it cool, sharp guy ♪ 470 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,216 Ah! 471 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:13,595 ♪ Get out in front and grab what you see ♪ 472 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,556 What's your game? 473 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:19,685 ♪ Then you go through life for free 474 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,396 ♪ But you gotta break it easy 475 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,815 ♪ Break, break, break, break it easy 476 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,316 ♪ But break it! ♪ 477 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,490 ♪ Easy. Take, take, take, take it easy 478 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,742 ♪ But take it ♪ 479 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:52,009 ♪ It's easy to take, it's a piece of cake 480 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,012 ♪ So, brother, out of the way 481 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,098 ♪ 'Cause we're take, take, taking it easy 482 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,560 ♪ Take, take, taking it easy 483 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:06,899 ♪ We're taking it easy 484 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:11,528 ♪ Today ♪ 485 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,449 But take it! 486 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,495 Hey, Morrie! 487 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,996 Come on out now, Morrie. 488 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,873 'Ere, what you gonna have, fellas? 489 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,374 What about the spiral top with the... 490 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,710 Hey, why don't you get the top of your barnet shaved, Holy Mike? 491 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,212 What about this, Spider? I think... 492 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,798 Yeah, you'd look lovely with that haircut and that ridiculous old gear of yours. 493 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,549 -Why don't you have one of them? -Whaddaya mean? 494 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,802 Well... Come on, lads. 495 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,266 Ah, sorry, Do”. This is man stuff. 496 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,478 "Man stuff"! 497 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,729 Big deal! 498 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:48,357 Hello, Morrie! 499 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,783 Come on, Morrie, don't muck about. What's the matter with ya? 500 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,621 Lou! Come down here, will you, Lou? 501 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,335 Well, now, what can I do for you, sir? 502 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,378 Give us a haircut. 503 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,963 Well, now, what sort of a haircut d'you want? 504 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:13,841 I dunno, Morrie. I fancy something exotic. 505 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,467 Something like that one there. 506 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:16,969 Something to make me look handsome. 507 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,972 He don't want a haircut, a facelift he should have. 508 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,350 Oh, shut up! 509 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,644 Good morning, sir. 510 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,479 And what can we do for you this morning? 511 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,438 I'd like that. 512 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,941 -D'you think it'll suit me? -Suit you? 513 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,694 My dear sir, it will lift you right out of your class 514 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,778 and, if I may say so, 515 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,780 just add that tiny bit of dignity. 516 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,199 'Ere, cop your head down here. 517 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:23,911 Oh, yes. 518 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,039 Now, really, that's devastating. 519 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,749 Breathless, you know that? 520 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,752 I'll bet you wear silk underwear, don't you? 521 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:32,878 What is it, pink? 522 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,046 What d'you want, copper? 523 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,633 You know, there's something that's always puzzled me. 524 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,508 How d'you do it? 525 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,636 Now, come on, please, how d'you do it? 526 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,804 You're... You're always so well-dressed. 527 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:43,931 Now, look at this. That's... 528 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,641 That's a lovely bit of material, that shirt. 529 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,850 That really is, that. 530 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,435 Here you are, there's another one. 531 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,353 Marvellous stuff. 532 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,188 Haircuts, expensive. 533 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,189 Ten bob a time. 534 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,694 Always plenty of money to throw about. 535 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,112 D'you know something? I've never seen one of you 536 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,782 do a day's work, not one. Not one. 537 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:02,950 Now, isn't that strange? 538 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,577 I've tried to work it out, I can't. I can't. 539 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:07,120 'Course, I'm just an ordinary policeman 540 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,914 who has to work for a living. 541 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,917 Makes me want to throw up. 542 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,919 Who's got the fags? 543 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,921 Come on, give us 'em. 544 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,214 Oh. 545 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:18,757 Say "thank you". 546 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,925 No. 547 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,178 -You always were a scrounger, Thompson. -Yup. 548 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,763 Yes, now that's quite true. 549 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:25,722 That is quite true. 550 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:26,848 Mind you, I'm an honest scrounger, 551 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,183 that's the difference between you and me. 552 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,894 There ain't no difference between you and me, Thompson. 553 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,938 We both came out the same gutter. 554 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,148 Yeah, except that I've got the law on my side. 555 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,441 Now, don't you ever forget that, will you? 556 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,609 I got the law on my side. 557 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,486 Yeah. Till you get captured. 558 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,907 Yeah. Er, what did I come about? 559 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:46,368 Oh, I remember. Yes, that's it. Er... 560 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,953 I'll tell you. 561 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,621 There was a little job done last night, 562 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,331 out at Hackney. Warehouse. 563 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,208 'Course, you wouldn't know anything about it, would you? 564 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,334 - Hackney? - Where's that? 565 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,752 - Where's Hackney? - Never heard of it. 566 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:56,795 -Where's that, then? -Where is it? 567 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,588 - Never heard of it. - It's near Paris, ain't it? 568 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,216 Knows his geography, don't he, Thompson? 569 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,135 Silly thing to have asked, really, wasn't it? 570 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,554 'Cause you were somewhere else. Now where was that? Er... 571 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,347 Chislehurst Caves. 572 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,934 - Chislehurst Caves, that's it. - Oh, shrewd, ain't he? 573 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,853 Funny thing, though, 'cause that, er, Hackney job 574 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,230 has got your dirty little paw marks all over it. 575 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:16,815 In spite of the fact that you weren't there. 576 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,108 Now, isn't that strange? 577 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,484 I think that's strange. 578 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,738 Mind you... 579 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,532 if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to pin it on you. 580 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,451 You'd clobber your own grandmother 581 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,202 for an extra stripe, Thompson. 582 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,289 Come here. 583 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,834 You any idea how much I think about you? 584 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,127 Have you? 585 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,463 Night and day, I dream about putting you, 586 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,965 and all your nice little friends 587 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,176 -behind the wall. -Yeah? 588 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,928 - Behind the wall. - You terrify me. 589 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,347 Yes, I'm sure. 590 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,432 You see, spiders have got to be trod on. 591 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,226 Like something that's crawled out of a drain. 592 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,562 And I'm going to clear you all out of my manor. 593 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,397 Even if I have to ask the sanitary department 594 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,815 to come in and help me do it. 595 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,125 Look out! 596 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,171 Come on. 597 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:22,881 Come on. 598 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:25,592 Come on, please. 599 00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:27,552 Come on. 600 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,147 This stuff any good? 601 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,233 Well, it's a bit late for you, ain't it? 602 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,348 Sorry, mate. I got locked out. 603 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,098 -I'm sorry. -Do we have to have all this? 604 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:56,349 Well, I gotta mend it, haven't I? 605 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,185 Er, couldn't I put the door on the catch or something? 606 00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,478 No, you could not! 607 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,897 -I'll tell you what, there's the key. -Oh, ta. 608 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,248 - Is this gonna take all day? - Er... 609 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,417 N-No, sir. I'm just finishin' up now. 610 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,461 We close at six, you know. 611 00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:07,879 Yeah. 612 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:22,519 Now we'll celebrate, hmm? 613 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,271 -Er, excuse me, sir. -Yes, what is it? 614 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,147 Your assis... I found this on the floor, sir. 615 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,566 Mmm? 616 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,943 -You... You f... -Yeah. 617 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,695 Your mate must have dropped it when he went to the safe. 618 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,196 My God, do you know how much this is worth? 619 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,155 I haven't any idea, sir. 620 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,491 Er, Benson... You're a remarkably honest young man. 621 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,076 -Yes, Mister Macey? -Oh, Benson. 622 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,036 Put this in the safe, will you? 623 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,664 -But where did... -You dropped it, Benson. 624 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:44,833 Yes, Mister Macey. 625 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:49,212 Well, my lad, I must say, 626 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,132 it's most refreshing to come face to face with such honesty 627 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:54,384 in these days of hoodlums and Teddy boys. 628 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,927 -I'm most grateful to you. -Thank you, sir. 629 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,430 -By the way, what's your name? -Er, Bert Harris, sir. 630 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,932 -Well, Bert, perhaps I can, er... -Oh, no, sir, no. 631 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,184 -No, no, no, no, I insist. -No, you know, it's... 632 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,146 Now, there's my card. If ever you should need a reference, 633 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,564 don't be frightened to contact me. 634 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,691 I'll be only too pleased to help you. 635 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:11,610 You're an honest boy, Bert. 636 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,323 I'm a berk. 637 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,080 Hello, Ted. What's on? 638 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,124 The old man wants to see you. 639 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,792 Oh? What about? 640 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,336 How should I know? 641 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,839 Get us a cup of tea sent in, will you? 642 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,383 You know where the canteen is. Get it yourself. 643 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,643 Come in. 644 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,898 You wanted to see me, sir. 645 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,816 Close the door, Thompson. 646 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,243 Why did you join the force, Thompson? 647 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,665 -Why, sir? -Was it the career? 648 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,167 The pay? 649 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,379 Or did you want to wage some private war of your own? 650 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,008 Afraid I don't understand you, sir. 651 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,511 I've had a report about you from a man. 652 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:21,930 “Barman.“ 653 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:23,723 Barman? 654 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,267 Runs a hairdressing shop in East Street. 655 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:27,727 Oh, yes. 656 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,604 Seems you went in there, 657 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,856 pushed some kid around, roughed him up. 658 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,651 Kid? They're not kids... 659 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,903 I don't give a damn what they are. 660 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,322 You don't push people around on my manor. 661 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,407 Do you understand? 662 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,325 They're a bunch of hooligans, sir. 663 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,119 And you behaved like one of them. 664 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,079 I didn't have much choice. 665 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,457 That's not the way I heard it. 666 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,627 This isn't the first time, is it? 667 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,714 I've had to talk to you about this before. 668 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,593 Look, sir, these aren't ordinary kids. 669 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,096 I mean, they live by the law of the street and the alley. 670 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,931 Violence is the only thing they understand. 671 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,267 Seems to be the only thing you understand. 672 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,146 Now get this, and get it straight. 673 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,732 If I ever have another report like this about you, 674 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,442 I'll run you out of the force so fast 675 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,027 your feet won't touch the ground, you understand? 676 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,155 Yes, sir. 677 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,456 I know you've got a tough job to do. 678 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,042 I worked a beat in this district for ten years. 679 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,794 I know what the kids can be like. 680 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,254 Quite a problem. 681 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,423 I don't know the answer. 682 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,925 I tell you one thing. You don't either. 683 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,512 Maybe they need psychiatric treatment, sir. 684 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:46,890 Maybe. 685 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,808 Maybe they're not the only ones. 686 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:54,606 That bottle of hair tonic will cost you four and six. 687 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:06,910 Ooh. 688 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:10,997 Wha... 689 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,210 Er, hang on. 690 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,419 Wait a minute. 691 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:17,837 Wait a minute. 692 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,172 Hold on. 693 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,632 Oh, blimey, it's you. 694 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:21,966 -Hello, Bertie. -Come in. 695 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,803 What do you want? Hurry up, 'cause I'm in a great hurry. 696 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:27,472 Well, er, you got a job on tonight, then? 697 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,599 -Eh? -Have you got a job on? You know... 698 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,768 Oh, yeah. Er, nothing in particular, 699 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,394 just a little sort of bank job 700 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,104 I've had lined up for some time, you know? 701 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,940 Oh, well, that makes it awkward, don't it? 702 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,191 Eh? 703 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,652 -Eh? -Well, I mean, what do you want? 704 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,946 Well, I was wondering whether you could do me a favour. 705 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,532 Ah, well, that's all according, ain't it? 706 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:46,950 Well, you see, what happened was, 707 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,910 I told Spider you were the Cat, see, 708 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,703 -and he didn't believe... -You what? You told Spider? 709 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,121 I didn't mean to tell him. 710 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,748 -Oh, you nit. -I know. 711 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,542 You double-dyed nit! 712 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:56,793 I know. 713 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,961 Well, the fact is, 714 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,338 if you don't come round and see Spider and the gang... 715 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,464 Yeah? 716 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,509 -They're gonna do me up. -Oh, well, that's your problem. 717 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,344 I mean, you got yourself in, you can get yourself out. 718 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,846 Well, couldn't you come round for a few minutes? 719 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:08,763 No, thank you. 720 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,557 -Please. -Oh, leave off. 721 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,141 I ain't half lumbered. 722 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,396 You mean, er, Spider wants to meet me? 723 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,522 Well, of course he does. 724 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,315 I mean, you're top man at your game. 725 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,735 You could come round and give 'em a couple of tips, perhaps. 726 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,279 Yeah. 727 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,782 Yeah, it's true. 728 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,285 No, I ain't got the time. No. 729 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,453 Besides, it wouldn't be right for somebody of my quality 730 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,789 to be seen around with a two-bit hood like Spider, you know? 731 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,916 Well, we all gotta start somewhere, ain't we? 732 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,294 I mean, perhaps you could get together or something. 733 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,379 Yeah. 734 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:45,216 Like the time Bugsy Moran joined forces with Al Capone. 735 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,098 Started up a whole new empire of crime, that did. 736 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,559 Yeah. 737 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:55,852 Well? 738 00:39:58,479 --> 00:39:59,856 Check the door. 739 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,524 All right. 740 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,866 -Right? -Okay. 741 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,003 Psst! 742 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,865 Here you are then, Spider. 743 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,033 Here he is. 744 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,744 The Cat himself, in person. 745 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,563 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 746 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,316 Brixton, maybe? Pentonville? 747 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,902 Dartmoor? I been around. 748 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,031 Oh, yes, I remember. 749 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,039 And that's mine. Don't you forget it. 750 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:43,793 Oh, please, mister. 751 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,713 -I got women I haven't unpacked yet. -Oh, yeah? 752 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,257 Well, meet the boys. The Dancer. 753 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,176 Holy Mike. 754 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,762 Welcome to our circle of iniquity, friend. 755 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,598 So, you're the geezer they call the Cat. 756 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,106 Yeah, well, that's mostly just newspaper chat, you know? 757 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,150 -Yeah? -My friends call me Bert. 758 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,359 Bert. 759 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,112 Nice little set-up you got here. 760 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,071 Mm-hmm. 761 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:14,073 I might be able to throw a little bit of business your way 762 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:14,907 from time to time. 763 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:18,578 'Ere, we got a big job worked out for tonight, haven't we, Spider? 764 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:19,954 Oh, yeah? 765 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,664 -Yeah, you know them parking meters... -Knock it off. 766 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,458 -I was gonna tell him... -Shut up! 767 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,752 Parking meters? 768 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,253 Ooh! 769 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,672 Well, you boys really are in the big time, ain't ya? 770 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,257 Parking meters. 771 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,843 Well, so long, fellas. I gotta creep along. 772 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,472 You got a better idea? 773 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,432 Yeah, tell us all about it, Cat. 774 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:42,101 -Speak, brother. -Go on, Bert, you tell 'em. 775 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,314 Well, I mean, parkin' meters. 776 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,484 I mean, while you're wastin' time knockin' off parkin' meters, 777 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,944 you could be, um, doin' a bank or a jewellery shop, 778 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,196 or something big like that, you know? 779 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:55,740 Well, why don't you give us a "for instance"? 780 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,453 Well, I mean, something like, um... 781 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,581 Macey's in the High Street. 782 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,166 -You mean the jeweller's? -Are you kiddin'? 783 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,001 Make not the idle boast, brother. 784 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,253 Anyway, we've already cased that joint. 785 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,131 You can't get in there. It's tighter than a drum. 786 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,884 Well, that all depends if you know what you're doin'. 787 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:17,595 I like a man who knows what he's doing. 788 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,180 You know something? 789 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,766 I think this guy's full of jazz. 790 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,059 He's the whole orchestra. 791 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:25,061 Yeah, we don't dig you, Dad. 792 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,646 I think he's sick. 793 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,232 You guys callin' me a liar? 794 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,608 Yeah. 795 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:45,248 What's this? 796 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,000 Wiring plan of the alarm system. 797 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,752 Macey's jewellery store. 798 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,379 -Looks kosher to me. -Yup. 799 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,340 Here, indeed, is a document of great portent. 800 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,093 It'll be like openin' a kid's money box. 801 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,513 Well, so long, fellas, I'd better be creeping along. 802 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:05,017 Er, are you thinkin' of doin' this job on your own, pussy? 803 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,728 I always work alone. Crowds make me nervous. 804 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,856 Oh, yeah? Well, I got news for you. 805 00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:12,608 We're cuttin' ourselves in, Cat. 806 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:13,860 Oh, no, no, no, you can't do that. 807 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:16,404 Don't spurn the hand of friendship, brother. 808 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,656 I think you'd better play ball with us, man. 809 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,825 We'll meet here at twelve. 810 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,202 -Tonight? -Tonight. 811 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,873 Well, I may not be able to make it. I've got one or two calls. 812 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,419 Okay. 813 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:34,380 Okay. 814 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,633 Well, so long, fellas. See you around, eh? 815 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,594 So long, Cat. 816 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:54,817 - I think he's kiddin'. 817 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,194 I think he's cute. 818 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,279 I think he's cute, too. 819 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,156 What do you think, Dad? 820 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:01,699 I'm thinking. 821 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,088 ♪ Please, darling, say yes 822 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,924 ♪ Darling, say yes 823 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:20,218 ♪ Darling, say yes 824 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,845 ♪ Please, darling, say yes 825 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:24,680 ♪ Darling, say yes 826 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:26,641 ♪ Darling, say yes 827 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:31,896 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 828 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:35,274 S Nous ferons le tour du monde 829 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,860 ♪ Avec mon trois mâts joli 830 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:42,031 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 831 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:45,534 ♪ Nous n'aurons plus pour amis 832 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,621 ♪ Que la brise vagabonde 833 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:52,208 ♪ Et le sole” de midi 834 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,461 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 835 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,922 ♪ Va, mon bateau, va 836 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:02,093 ♪ Dense ton mât, claque ta voile 837 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,428 ♪ Va, mon bateau, va 838 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:08,557 ♪ Pour elle et moi vogue là-bas 839 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:12,144 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 840 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:15,648 ♪ Choisis un peu les belles escales 841 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,193 ♪ Et je t'offre un paradis 842 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:22,280 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 843 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:25,783 ♪ Veux—tu le Ciel de Capri 844 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:29,245 ♪ Ou les palais de Bengale 845 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:32,915 ♪ Cu le soleil d'Hawaï' 846 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:35,793 ♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui 847 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,421 ♪ Va, mon bateau, va 848 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:42,800 ♪ Dense ton mât, claque ta voile 849 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:45,428 ♪ Va, mon bateau, va 850 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,390 ♪ Pour elle et moi, oui, mais voila' 851 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:52,435 ♪ Mon bateau est tout petit 852 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:56,397 ♪ Il don' dans une bouteille... ♪ 853 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,275 -What is it? -Well, go on, go on. 854 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,611 -♪ Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui ♪ -Oh, Bert! 855 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,989 Oh, they're lovely! 856 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:07,074 I've never had anything like this before. 857 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:08,701 Happy birthday, love. 858 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,746 I must have a look. 859 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:17,585 Oh, Bert, they're so pretty! 860 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,670 Oh, I just love them. 861 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,716 -What's the matter? -Hmm? Oh, nothing, nothing. 862 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,010 They are lovely. 863 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,512 -Oh, thank you, darling. -Thank you, darling. 864 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,098 -You didn't forget. -Happy birthday. 865 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,935 What time is it? 866 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,896 -Nearly half past twelve. -What?! 867 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:37,980 I gotta get out of here. 868 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,066 But, Bert, we only just got here. 869 00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,692 I know, love. I'll get your coat. 870 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,319 ♪ Oui, oui, oui 871 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:49,408 ♪ Oui, oui, oui ♪ 872 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,620 Bert, why are we in so much of a hurry? 873 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,163 I'm sorry, darling. I'll tell you outside. 874 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,915 Come on, come on, quick. 875 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,084 What's the matter? Are you leaving? 876 00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,585 Yeah, I'm sorry, Jean. We're very tired. 877 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,129 Ah, but-but you come tomorrow to the Jazz Boat, huh? 878 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,507 -Well, another time, eh? -Oh, Bert, it'd be so much fun. 879 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,217 You know what I'm like on boats, love. 880 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,219 I get seasick walking across a thick carpet. 881 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:10,638 -Cheerio, Jean. -Hey, wait a minute. 882 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,098 Here's two tickets for you. 883 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,432 Ah'. Oh, merci. 884 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:14,183 -Oh, no. -Eh? 885 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:16,102 Oh, no, you won't. It's your birthday, isn't it? 886 00:48:16,185 --> 00:48:18,687 -Oh, Jean, thank you so much. -Happy birthday. 887 00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:20,564 -See ya. so long, Jean. -Good night. 888 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,649 - See ya later. - Bye. 889 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,110 Come on, baby, hurry up. 890 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:26,779 Here, Bert, you got a late date or something? 891 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,073 Hello, Bertie boy. 892 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,574 We've been lookin' all over for you. 893 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:33,828 You wouldn't have been thinking of ducking out on us, would you, Bertie? 894 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:36,664 Eh? Ah, no, fellas. No. 895 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,207 Er, so long, baby. 896 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,375 -But, Bert... -It's all right, love. 897 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,502 Just a little business matter, you know? 898 00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,104 Had a bit of difficulty in finding you, Cat. 899 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,647 Oh, really? 900 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:10,656 Don't drive too fast. We'll get picked up. 901 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,744 ♪ Think of the cats we'll see there 902 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,456 ♪ All of the gang will be there 903 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,208 ♪ They're all on the Jazz Boat 904 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,961 ♪ At the ball on the Jazz Boat 905 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:27,548 ♪ Swingin', swayin', holidayin' 906 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,675 ♪ In the Jazz Boat 907 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,095 ♪ Better not be late 908 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,639 ♪ It's a most important date 909 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,809 ♪ When I hear the engine pumpin' 910 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:41,687 ♪ I wanna be in there jumpin' 911 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,315 ♪ As soon as the cats are ready... ♪ 912 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,196 Pull in round this corner. 913 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,244 -Bring the gear, Jinx. -Okay. 914 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,455 What are you waiting for? 915 00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:01,165 Come on. 916 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:08,506 Okay, Jinxie boy. 917 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,886 What are you doing there? 918 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,804 What do you think we're doing? Open it, Jinxie, go on. 919 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:16,722 No, Jinxie, no, no. 920 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:18,724 Come on, come on, come on, out of the way. 921 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,101 No, no, Spider, no. 922 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,437 Not a crowbar. It's so crude. 923 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:24,688 Look, we've always used crowbars. 924 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,524 We've used crowbars for the last ten years. 925 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,776 But I suppose you've got a better idea, Cat. 926 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:38,118 Cor! What did I tell ya? 927 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:40,204 A genius, a proper genius. 928 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,250 -Hey, watch it! Mind that alarm. -Alarm? 929 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,001 Give us a bit of cardboard. Anything'll do. 930 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:50,839 That all right? 931 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,693 Very neat, very neat. 932 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,903 Didn't I tell you, Spider? The boy's a wonder. 933 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,239 Come on, come on. 934 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:19,076 Okay. Now shut the door. 935 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:22,037 Right. Gently, gently. 936 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,665 Now then... 937 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,961 Hey, look at this. What about this then? 938 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,963 It's lovely! 939 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,132 - Oh, it's beautiful. - Fellas! 940 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,592 - Now, wait a minute. - A king's ransom. 941 00:51:34,675 --> 00:51:36,010 Look, look, look, look, look, look. 942 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,177 —Fellas, fellas... —Ssh! 943 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,638 Bert, on behalf of all the fellas, we would like... 944 00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:41,181 Yeah, yeah, yeah, kid. Thank you very much. 945 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,434 Fellas, please. No, no, no, no, no. Put it down. 946 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:44,685 What's the matter with you? 947 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:46,854 -Leave it alone. Leave it all alone. -Why? 948 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,230 What? 'Cause it's rubbish. 949 00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:50,441 -It's, er, paste. Look, paste. -Looks all right to me, boy. 950 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,610 Well, Bert knows all about jewellery, don't you, Bert? 951 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:54,987 Yeah. And please believe me, it's not worth a penny. Please. 952 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,572 -What are we doing here, then? -Eh? 953 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,741 You don't think they've got their best stuff out here, do you? 954 00:51:58,824 --> 00:51:59,908 It's in the safe. 955 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,452 Well, let's find the safe, then. 956 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,078 -Yeah. -Come on. 957 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,336 Wow! We'll never get that open. 958 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:12,254 Oh, no? Gimme that drill. 959 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,423 Quick, plug that in, will you, Jinx? 960 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:17,259 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What you gonna do with that? 961 00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:18,469 We're gonna crack this safe, Dad. 962 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,387 Oh, no, no. 963 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,515 I should've known better than to get mixed up 964 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:25,517 with a bunch of amateurs like you lot. 965 00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:28,771 Now, stand aside. 966 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,014 Come on, come on. How long's this gonna take? 967 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:05,808 Ssh! Please, please. 968 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,226 I'm performing. 969 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:20,698 What's twice times nine? 970 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,324 Fourteen. 971 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,118 Fourteen. 972 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,037 Fourteen? 973 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:30,124 Now, come on, Cat. Look, we haven't got all night. 974 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,959 Ssh! Please. 975 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,335 Now you've made me forget. 976 00:53:33,419 --> 00:53:35,421 I'll have to start all over again. 977 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,131 Here we go. 978 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,890 What's the matter? 979 00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:48,934 Er, they've changed the combination. 980 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,978 Yeah, it's about time they changed them combinations. 981 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,813 - They were filthy. - You shut up. 982 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,190 What's the matter. Can't you open it? 983 00:53:55,357 --> 00:53:56,525 I'm afraid to have to admit this, 984 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,318 but this thing is bigger than both of us. 985 00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,903 All right, give me the drill. 986 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:03,115 No, no, no, no, no. You don't seem to understand. 987 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,783 I know these things inside out. 988 00:54:04,867 --> 00:54:06,493 That thing wouldn't scratch the surface of this. 989 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,829 This is a two-inch steel. Solid as a rock. 990 00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:12,916 Well, I'm sorry, fellas, that's the way it goes. 991 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,419 For what we are about to receive... 992 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:17,087 Oh, Cat! 993 00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,798 Look at this! Look! 994 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,883 My life! 995 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,302 'Ere, buy yourself a big suit. 996 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,679 Look! 997 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,347 Here! What's that, then? 998 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,433 'Ere, take this. 999 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,189 -What are you waiting for? -Eh? 1000 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,440 Come on! 1001 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:37,858 Better not, eh? 1002 00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:42,780 - Come on! - Yeah, yeah. 1003 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:46,492 Oh, dear. 1004 00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,745 Come on, come on. 1005 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:51,997 Okay. Okay, come on. 1006 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:03,717 Okay! 1007 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,264 And the locusts did descend upon the ground 1008 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:11,683 -and did pick it clean. -I know, yeah. 1009 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,478 'Ere, Spider, what are you gonna do with all that stuff? 1010 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,980 Yeah, like, man, that stuff's gonna be hot. 1011 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,857 You're not gonna let your old man handle it, are ya? 1012 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:20,108 Shut up, I'm trying to think. 1013 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,365 I know a guy who could handle all this stuff. 1014 00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,033 One of the biggest operators in town. 1015 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,243 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1016 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,620 -Let's go and see him. -Oh, I don't think he'd want us 1017 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:33,914 busting in on him at a time like this, you know. 1018 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,290 But if you give me the stuff, 1019 00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:37,042 I could take it round to him in the morning, 1020 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,127 and meet you fellas later on with the cash. 1021 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:44,341 What's the matter, fellas? Don't you trust me? 1022 00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:46,718 -Where does he live? -Where does who live? 1023 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,971 This fence. This big operator. 1024 00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,973 Oh, I'm just trying to remember. 1025 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,226 Oh, now I remember. Just down the end of the road here. 1026 00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:55,894 Down the end of the road there? 1027 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,319 This is it, here. 1028 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,158 Give me the stuff. You'd better wait here. 1029 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,254 Er, this may take a little time, fellas. 1030 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:25,632 So why don't you go and beat up a couple of old ladies or something? 1031 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:30,095 You two go with him. 1032 00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:44,234 Okay, fellas. I'll take it from here. 1033 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:49,072 It's all right, fellas. I'll handle it. 1034 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:51,700 You needn't... 1035 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,997 Really, I can do it from here. 1036 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:05,839 Guess he's not in. 1037 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:18,852 Who is it? 1038 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,104 Um... Is Moishe there? 1039 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:22,940 -Moishe? -Yeah, Moishe. 1040 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,608 Um, would you tell him Bert Harris 1041 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,485 would like to talk to him for a little while? It's urgent. 1042 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:27,694 Bert, have you gone off your... 1043 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,571 It's quite all right, Mrs, er, Cohen. 1044 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:30,739 Hold it for five minutes. 1045 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,074 I'd better handle this on my own, fellas. 1046 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:35,035 -Betray us not, brother. -Spider wouldn't like it. 1047 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:37,287 Everything's under control, fellas. 1048 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,622 Bert, would you kindly tell me 1049 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,374 -what this is all...? -Ssh-ssh-ssh! 1050 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,084 So, how's business, Moishe? 1051 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,627 Oh, how's business? What business? 1052 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:46,505 -Monkey business? What do you want? -Moishe? So who's Moishe? 1053 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:48,090 Hold these for me a minute. 1054 00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:50,425 Weren't those two of Spider's boys? 1055 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:51,885 Well, they're not from the Salvation Army. 1056 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:53,595 Help me with this window, will you, darling? 1057 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:55,722 Will you kindly tell me what this is all about? 1058 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,349 Yeah. It's quite simple, darling. 1059 00:57:57,432 --> 00:57:58,934 I'm top of the Hit Parade and they're the fellas 1060 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,185 who are gonna hit me. 1061 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,648 Better get Spider. 1062 00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:10,612 Bert! Where on Earth did you get these? 1063 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,364 I can't explain now, darling. Give 'em to me. 1064 00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:14,199 Bert Harris, have you been... 1065 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,410 Ssh! Darling. I've gotta get it back before they know. 1066 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,371 So long,babe. 1067 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,039 But, Bert, what about tomorrow? 1068 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,874 Tomorrow? I'll be lucky if I live through tonight. 1069 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,710 But, Bert, it's the Jazz Boat. You promised. 1070 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,253 I promise you I'll be on it, all right? 1071 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,796 -Can I go now? -Mmm. 1072 00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:32,843 'Ere, do you mind? 1073 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,344 No, carry on. 1074 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:38,473 What's 'appened? 1075 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,477 Well, kick it in. 1076 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,982 -What do you want? -Get out. 1077 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:51,862 -Where's little Bertie? -I don't know what you're talking about. 1078 00:58:51,987 --> 00:58:54,156 -Where's the loot? -I don't know what you mean. 1079 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:55,449 Leave me alone. 1080 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,450 You wait till I get that Jinx. 1081 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,826 I'll tear him up into little pieces! 1082 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,411 Then I'll tear the pieces up into little pieces. 1083 00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:00,996 [don't even know What you're looking for. 1084 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:04,416 - Dirty snide. - Clear off, please, please! 1085 01:00:26,832 --> 01:00:28,291 Well, well, well. 1086 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:43,223 What a coincidence. 1087 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,061 What are you doing? Waiting for somebody? 1088 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,438 -Waiting? Waiting for who? -Yeah. 1089 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,036 Don't happen to know where he is, I suppose? 1090 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,164 - Who's that, Dad? - Bert Harris! 1091 01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:08,331 -Bert who? -Bert Harris? 1092 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,000 -Who's heard of him? -Never heard of him. 1093 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,377 I know a geezer called Morrie Finkelbaum. 1094 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:21,553 You know, I never thought I'd see the day 1095 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,555 when someone would put one over on you, my friend. 1096 01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:24,973 Oh, yeah? 1097 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:27,309 'Course, this whole job's a little out of your class, isn't it? 1098 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:28,435 Think so? 1099 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,896 Got a fag on you? 1100 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:33,231 Be my guest. 1101 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:42,782 Snap. 1102 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,078 Now, there's no point me pulling you in for this job, 1103 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,788 unless you've got the stuff, is there? 1104 01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:50,957 Mind you, er... if you could produce it, 1105 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,251 perhaps we could do a little, um, deal. 1106 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:56,296 He can't have got very far away. 1107 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:01,468 Let's take a stroll. 1108 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,864 ♪ I wanna find me 1109 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:27,327 ♪ Someone to love 1110 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,290 ♪ I wanna find me 1111 01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:37,087 ♪ Someone to love 1112 01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:43,510 ♪ I've been foolin' around too long 1113 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:48,139 ♪ And now I'm singing a lonesome song 1114 01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,849 ♪ I wanna find me 1115 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:55,021 ♪ A pretty little girl to love 1116 01:02:55,105 --> 01:03:00,151 ♪ My whole life through 1117 01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,530 ♪ I wanna find me 1118 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:09,536 ♪ Someone to kiss 1119 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,497 ♪ I wanna find me 1120 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:19,004 ♪ Someone to kiss 1121 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:23,508 ♪ Got her picture in my mind 1122 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:28,847 ♪ She's gotta be one of the lovin' kind 1123 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,682 ♪ I gotta find me 1124 01:03:30,765 --> 01:03:35,812 ♪ A pretty little girl to love 1125 01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:40,775 ♪ My whole life through 1126 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:46,823 ♪ She's gotta be sweet as apple pie 1127 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:51,036 ♪ Walking down the street 1128 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:55,915 ♪ That's why I cast my rovin' eye 1129 01:03:55,999 --> 01:04:00,754 ♪ On all of the chicks I meet 1130 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,922 ♪ I gotta find me 1131 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:09,471 ♪ Someone to love 1132 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:12,390 ♪ I gotta find me 1133 01:04:12,474 --> 01:04:18,688 ♪ Someone to love 1134 01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:23,360 ♪ I'm gonna give her everything 1135 01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:28,031 ♪ I wanna give her a golden ring 1136 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,408 ♪ I gotta find me 1137 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:35,789 ♪ A pretty little girl to love 1138 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:40,460 ♪ My whole life through 1139 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:45,256 ♪ Someone to love 1140 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:49,677 ♪ My whole life through ♪ 1141 01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:55,225 Come on, boy, come on. 1142 01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,185 Hello, my darling. 1143 01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,604 Here, look, look what I got in my shoe. 1144 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,618 -Hello. -You on your own? 1145 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:16,454 -I hope so. They're after me, too. -Eh? 1146 01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:18,206 Yeah, I been looking all over for you. 1147 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:20,041 -You ain't half in trouble. -Yeah. 1148 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:21,376 What Spider ain't gonna do to you! 1149 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:22,752 Yeah, I know. All right, all right. 1150 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:24,629 That ain't nothing to what he ain't gonna do to me. 1151 01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:27,340 -Oh, ain't it? -'Ere, what we gonna do? 1152 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:29,467 Well, I know what I'm gonna do. 1153 01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:31,052 I'm gonna give myself up to the law. 1154 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,847 The law? Have you gone potty? 1155 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,599 With all this loot, we can retire and live like lords. 1156 01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:39,310 Oh, Jinxie, look. 1157 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,729 There's something you ought to know. 1158 01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:43,314 I ain't the Cat. 1159 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:46,109 I've-I've never stolen anything in my life, not until now. 1160 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,236 You ain't the Cat? 1161 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:50,530 Well, what was all that chat you gave me? 1162 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:53,241 Ah, it was all funny. All a lot of big talk. 1163 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,660 Well, you ain't half lumbered me. 1164 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:57,078 Lumbered you? 1165 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:59,122 I've been living in a dream world. 1166 01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:00,874 I don't know how we ought to live, Jinxie, 1167 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,083 but it ain't this way. 1168 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,835 You'll go in the nick, you know. 1169 01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:05,879 Yeah, I know. 1170 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:10,383 Well, I suppose you know what you're doing. 1171 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,802 Well, so long, Jinxie. 1172 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:18,266 I'll come and visit you, then. 1173 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:19,851 Thanks very much. 1174 01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:25,607 Oh, er, say goodbye to Doreen for me, will you? 1175 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,614 'Ere! It ain't so bad in the nick, you know? 1176 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:35,200 My old man's been in for thirty-five years. 1177 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,662 That's funny. I'm only twenty-three. 1178 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:49,881 Watch out! We got company. 1179 01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:51,132 -Who? -Spider's mob. 1180 01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:52,383 Blimey! 1181 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:12,320 Blimey! 1182 01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:15,532 I never did like spiders, the nasty, crawly things. 1183 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:39,973 Now, come on! 1184 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,903 ♪ But his soul goes marching on ♪ 1185 01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:42,702 All keep moving. All tickets ready, please. 1186 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:44,245 Have your tickets ready, please. 1187 01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:45,705 All tickets, please. 1188 01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,169 All tickets. 1189 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,518 'Ere, what are we gonna do? 1190 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,020 We gotta get on there somehow. 1191 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,063 Yeah, well, how? 1192 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:23,701 I'll see you on board. 1193 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:24,786 'Ere, wait... 1194 01:09:31,542 --> 01:09:33,461 -Tickets, please! -Can I come on with you? 1195 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,213 -Allons-y, mes enfants. -All the tickets, please! 1196 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,047 Tickets? 1197 01:09:36,130 --> 01:09:37,423 Yes, the Jean Philippe Quartet. 1198 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:38,383 Right. 1199 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:43,721 One, two, three, four, five. 1200 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:02,699 Gorblimey! 1201 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,492 Have you got no respect? 1202 01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:05,785 I've heard of bad living conditions, 1203 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,370 but this is ridiculous. 1204 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:12,834 'Ere, suppose they bury me at sea? 1205 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,588 Hey, has he got a ticket? 1206 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,217 If I had a ticket, what d'you think 1207 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:22,760 I'd be doing in here, you idiot? 1208 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:29,726 Come on! 1209 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,026 Pull it away. 1210 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,070 -Hey, tickets, please. -He's got them. 1211 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:42,780 -Tickets? -She's got 'em. 1212 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,408 -Tickets, please. -He's got them. 1213 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,660 That's five tickets, please. 1214 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:48,703 I'm a police sergeant. 1215 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,163 - Okay. So, five tickets. - Come on, hurry up! 1216 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,248 - I said I'm a police sergeant. - All aboard! 1217 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:53,499 Hang on a minute, will you? 1218 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,168 Come on, we 're waiting to go! 1219 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:42,006 Bert! Bertie! 1220 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,515 You two go that way. 1221 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,058 Hey. 1222 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:20,586 Like to dance? 1223 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:28,886 Would you like to have a dance? Lovely! 1224 01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:35,685 How about a dance, eh? 1225 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:38,080 Bert, what do they want? 1226 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,415 Here you are, darling. Take those. 1227 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:40,875 -What shall I do with them? -Put 'em in your bag. 1228 01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:42,126 There's a good girl. 1229 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,629 Oof! 1230 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,506 -Hello, Bertie. -Oh, come on. 1231 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,616 Who d'you think you're bloody pushing? 1232 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,784 What's all the excitement about? 1233 01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:58,077 He can't get off. 1234 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:00,246 So? 1235 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:01,664 Take it easy. 1236 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,249 -Take it. -Take it. 1237 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:42,580 Yes, sir, what... 1238 01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:43,831 Why, hello, guv! 1239 01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:45,541 D'you remember me? 1240 01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,252 Oh, yes. Parkhurst, 1939, wasn't it? 1241 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:49,336 That's right, guv. 1242 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,755 Well, what'll it be? 1243 01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:52,882 -I'll have a light ale. -Right, guv. 1244 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,052 Well, you're not gonna pick many pockets behind that bar, now, are you? 1245 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,179 Oh, I've given all that lark up, guv. 1246 01:15:58,262 --> 01:16:00,848 I got rheumatism. It ruined me touch. 1247 01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:03,392 What you might call an occupational disease. 1248 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:04,769 Oh, I am sorry. 1249 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:06,937 You on a job, guv? 1250 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,690 No, I'm on a world cruise. 1251 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,442 'Course I'm on a job. 1252 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:19,909 Can't you wait till we get to Margate? 1253 01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:23,329 All this water's doing it no good. 1254 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:25,831 It's no good. I gotta find one. 1255 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:49,146 Hold still, brother, or I shall be obliged to break your neck. 1256 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:02,660 Look, mind my suit, will ya? 1257 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,163 All right. Once more, what have you done with the loot, Cat? 1258 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:07,790 I pawned it. 1259 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,667 D'you know any more funny stories? 1260 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,502 Yeah, but I'm dying the death here. 1261 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:14,046 And I'm gonna cut your ears off, I'll tell you, boy. 1262 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:15,589 I bet he gave it to his girl. 1263 01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:16,799 Yeah, that's it. 1264 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,385 You stay here, Dancer. 1265 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:21,345 -We'll go and have a look for the bird. -Now, listen... 1266 01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:16,358 'Ere, you ain't got time to look respectable. 1267 01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:31,290 Blimey. 1268 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:35,002 -'Ere... -What? 1269 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:37,630 You don't half look lovely in them shorts. 1270 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,506 It's a pity you ain't my type. 1271 01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:42,509 I was only kidding. 1272 01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:06,575 -Oh! -Hello. 1273 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:09,119 -Dirty rotten... -Ah, no foul language, please. 1274 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:11,330 Knock it off, Mike. 1275 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:13,874 Oh, no! No! 1276 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:16,585 Ah, well, well, we're back in business, ain't we? 1277 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,504 Now let's go and take care of the boyfriend. 1278 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,304 Hello. 1279 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:28,764 Having a nice time? 1280 01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:29,932 Are you? 1281 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:32,017 No, someone pinched me paper hat. 1282 01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:34,520 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1283 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:30,576 Ah, it grieves me to see such a pretty young miss 1284 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:33,412 unescorted in this gay, youthful atmosphere. 1285 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:38,625 Perhaps I may have the pleasure of this dance? 1286 01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:40,586 Er, no, no. 1287 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,755 Ah, she's shy. 1288 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:44,715 Charming. 1289 01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,008 Delightful. 1290 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,179 Come on, baby. Let's go. 1291 01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:59,271 What's a charming young girl like you 1292 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,232 doing in this hell-boat of vice and depravity? 1293 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:03,734 Ah! 1294 01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,069 Oh! 1295 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:09,698 Oh, baby, I'm aflame with passion. 1296 01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:10,491 Woop! 1297 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,785 Oh, the cry of a woman for a man! 1298 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,328 Come closer, baby. 1299 01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:16,038 -Ah! -Woop! 1300 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:17,623 Ah, such abandon! 1301 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,375 Oh, such passion! 1302 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,834 If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go 1303 01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,461 to the powder room and tidy up. 1304 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:36,266 Men! 1305 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,768 They're all the same. 1306 01:21:50,364 --> 01:21:51,949 How many times do I have to tell you? 1307 01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:53,617 I was just having a little fun. 1308 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:54,701 'Ere, cop this. 1309 01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,203 -What is it? -Never mind. 1310 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:58,372 Look here, I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around. 1311 01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:00,958 Look, I'll push you over the side if I catch you playing 'round anymore. 1312 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:03,419 You know, the trouble with you, Spider, is you're just not couth. 1313 01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,461 Oh, yeah? 1314 01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:11,135 'Ere, we don't wanna go in here. 1315 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:12,219 I don't like it in here. 1316 01:22:12,302 --> 01:22:13,637 Never mind, I want a drink. 1317 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:15,806 What are you gonna have? 1318 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:17,641 -Er, two ginger beer shandies, please. -Right, sir. 1319 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:18,642 It'll be no good here. 1320 01:22:18,725 --> 01:22:20,269 Spider and the mob are bound to find us in here. 1321 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:22,062 Don't worry and have a drink. 1322 01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:23,188 Why, you hot? 1323 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,441 Hot? You don't know how hot. 1324 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:26,775 Oh, I don't know. 1325 01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:28,152 What's the matter with you? 1326 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:30,237 Well, here's lookin' at ya. 1327 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,697 Yeah, I'm looking at you. 1328 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:34,825 Will you turn it in? 1329 01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,035 What's the matter with you? 1330 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,751 - Come on. - Well, be seein' ya. 1331 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,670 Oh, yes, you can be sure of that. 1332 01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:48,380 -Good bye. -Oh! 1333 01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:49,548 Have a nice trip. 1334 01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,469 What a funny feller. 1335 01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:56,263 'Ere, that was a pol... a pol... 1336 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:57,931 What? Wha—Wha—Wha—Wha—What? 1337 01:22:58,015 --> 01:22:59,183 A politician? 1338 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,727 -No, no, no, a pol... a pol... Policeman? 1339 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:03,270 -Policeman! -Policeman. 1340 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,116 Come on. 1341 01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:24,082 Now, look, somehow we gotta find them diamonds 1342 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,584 and hand them over to the law. 1343 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,169 Well, do we have to? 1344 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:30,255 Now, don't worry, Jinxie. We'll get a fair trial. 1345 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:32,216 -Oh. -Now, I want you to find Rene. 1346 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:33,717 -Yeah. -And bring her down here. Right? 1347 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,886 -Yeah, I'll go up. -Right. And hurry, go on. 1348 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:38,472 -'Ere... -Yeah? 1349 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:40,682 If we get a fair trial, they'll hang us. 1350 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:42,392 Go on, hurry up. 1351 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,512 Well. Hello. 1352 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:24,685 Don't worry. We're alone. 1353 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:36,446 Well? 1354 01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:38,782 Don't you have anything to say? 1355 01:24:41,201 --> 01:24:42,369 Like, "Help"? 1356 01:24:51,044 --> 01:24:52,588 -Light me. -Oh. 1357 01:24:58,302 --> 01:24:59,428 Do I make you nervous? 1358 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:02,097 Mmm? Oh, no, I washed my hands last night. 1359 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,432 I can't do a thing with 'em. 1360 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:11,982 You know what I like about you? 1361 01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:14,818 You're all man. 1362 01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:17,738 And I need a big, strong man to protect me. 1363 01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:19,489 Me too. 1364 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:21,908 You know, you and I would make a pretty good pair. 1365 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,871 That would make about four of us, wouldn't it? 1366 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,832 How about you and me going away somewhere together? 1367 01:25:28,915 --> 01:25:31,209 A long way away, just the two of us. 1368 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,377 That's a crazy idea. 1369 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:34,087 I can just hear Spider laughing already. 1370 01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:36,173 I'm through with Spider. 1371 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,966 From now on, it's you and me. 1372 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:39,051 Yeah? 1373 01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:40,302 Kiss me. 1374 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:41,720 -Better not, eh? -Kiss me. 1375 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:47,726 Mmm. More. 1376 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:50,729 What's that? 1377 01:25:50,812 --> 01:25:52,939 I don't know. But there it goes again. 1378 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,279 Mmm. I can just see us. 1379 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:03,283 South of France, Mexico, South America. 1380 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:05,410 You can? Well, look again, will you? 1381 01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:07,579 And tell us what we're gonna use for money. 1382 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,043 -Here. -Whoops. Oh, no. 1383 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,503 What's the matter? They're yours. 1384 01:26:14,586 --> 01:26:16,797 No, they're not. They belong to Mr Macey. 1385 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,048 Silly boy. 1386 01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:19,800 No, darlin', I can't. 1387 01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:38,360 What's the matter? 1388 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,989 That was the kiss of death, Cat. 1389 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:49,621 Now, look, Spider, don't get out of your web. 1390 01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:52,541 I wouldn't want you to do anything you'd regret, you know? 1391 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:00,424 Now just watch it. Help! 1392 01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:02,092 A joke's a joke, but... Police! 1393 01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:03,176 The end is at hand, brother. 1394 01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:05,178 Make your peace with the world. 1395 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,346 Do you do christenings, as well? 1396 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,723 Only funerals. 1397 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:10,142 -Why don't you slash him then, Spider? -Well, really! 1398 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,227 Now watch it, Spider. You'll never get away with it. 1399 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,395 I've got connections, you know. 1400 01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,021 This is where they get severed, Cat. 1401 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,022 Watch it! 1402 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:23,864 Get him! Get him! Get him! 1403 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:27,159 Spider... 1404 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:28,869 Spider... 1405 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,339 Woops! 1406 01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:42,549 What's your game? 1407 01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:49,264 Looks as though things are beginning to liven up a bit, guv. 1408 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:52,517 Time this trip's over, they'll have probably all killed each other off. 1409 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,102 That'd be nice for everybody, wouldn't it? 1410 01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:00,192 Ben!Ben! 1411 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:02,736 Look after this. 1412 01:28:06,031 --> 01:28:07,032 Oh! 1413 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:09,242 Jinxie! 1414 01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:16,249 Bert! 1415 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:18,126 Thanks. 1416 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,629 Get off! 1417 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:30,013 Stop! 1418 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:32,557 We've had enough of you pushing everybody about. 1419 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:33,809 Who d'you think you are? 1420 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:36,311 Mind me glasses. Me glasses! 1421 01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,522 What are you gonna do? 1422 01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,568 Let me go, let me go. 1423 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,286 Put me down! 1424 01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:09,636 Let me down! Let me down! 1425 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,023 Thank you very much. 1426 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:23,900 He was gonna give it to you, honest. 1427 01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:25,277 Yes, of course. 1428 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,821 Now you seem to be a decent enough sort of chap. 1429 01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:29,739 How d'you get mixed up with this mob, then? 1430 01:29:29,823 --> 01:29:31,199 That's a very good question. 1431 01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:50,427 Oh, somebody should fix that Spider for good. 1432 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:52,596 Oh, Bert, Bert! Keep out of it! 1433 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:54,472 Bert! 1434 01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,363 Hi, your ticket. Your boat ticket, mister. 1435 01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:12,282 Here, just a minute. What's going on? 1436 01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:12,991 Ring the police. 1437 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,326 -Ring the police? -I'm a detective. 1438 01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:01,122 Whoa! 1439 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:09,130 Right, come on now! 1440 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:10,090 Come on in here, then! 1441 01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:11,967 You'll get the biggest thrills in here! 1442 01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:14,427 Look out, look out for the Crazy House! 1443 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:16,471 Come on in here and enjoy yourselves! 1444 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:18,181 'Ere, what's your game? 1445 01:31:18,264 --> 01:31:19,641 Who said you could go up there, eh? 1446 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,358 'Ere, what is this? Where are you going? 1447 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:31,444 'Ere, what... 1448 01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:25,707 -'Ere, 'ere, how d'you get out of here? -I don't know, Pop. 1449 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:27,625 Is Chamberlain back from Munich? 1450 01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:28,877 Chamberlain? 1451 01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:31,796 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 1452 01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:34,924 Where is he? 1453 01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,926 I don't know, guv'nor, but he's still in here. 1454 01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:40,448 Get out! 1455 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:57,799 -D'you want any help, guv'nor? -Go on, clear off. 1456 01:33:57,882 --> 01:33:59,843 Do me a favour, will you? Get out! Will you? 1457 01:34:00,510 --> 01:34:02,345 Right, d'you want to go on? 1458 01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:17,318 No, no, no! 1459 01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:18,903 Stop it! Stop it! 1460 01:34:33,793 --> 01:34:35,336 Get an ambulance, Jeff. 1461 01:34:58,067 --> 01:34:59,903 Well, I'll tell you one thing, boys. 1462 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:03,156 It'll be nice to see all the old, smiling faces again. 1463 01:35:03,239 --> 01:35:04,908 I wonder if Harry's still in the nick? 1464 01:35:04,991 --> 01:35:08,453 Harry. What a character. My life. Old Harry. 1465 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,581 The four goes on the black five. 1466 01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:13,291 The hour of repentance has come. 1467 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:15,168 Your hour'll come if you don't belt up. 1468 01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:17,253 -Oh, why don't you shut up? -Yeah, wrap up. 1469 01:35:17,337 --> 01:35:20,006 Why don't you all wrap up, else I'll belt the lot of ya. 1470 01:35:20,089 --> 01:35:21,633 What's up with you, anyway? 1471 01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:22,884 I'm sick. 1472 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,427 We're all sick! 1473 01:35:24,510 --> 01:35:26,554 You can say that again. 1474 01:35:29,849 --> 01:35:30,934 Oh, dear. 1475 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:33,228 You're a miserable looking lot, aren't you? 1476 01:35:33,311 --> 01:35:36,272 Big criminals, big-time operators. 1477 01:35:37,607 --> 01:35:38,733 Aah! 1478 01:35:38,816 --> 01:35:40,026 -This yours? -Yeah. 1479 01:35:40,109 --> 01:35:41,945 Ta. Well, here's to livin'. 1480 01:35:42,028 --> 01:35:43,363 What about us, then? 1481 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,199 You'll get about five years each, I expect. 1482 01:35:46,282 --> 01:35:47,742 'Ere, what am I gonna tell my mum? 1483 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:48,868 Eh? 1484 01:35:48,952 --> 01:35:50,787 He said, "What's he going to tell his mum?" 1485 01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:52,247 Yeah, well, of course, on the other hand, 1486 01:35:52,330 --> 01:35:54,332 if I charge you, I've got to fill in a load of papers. 1487 01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:57,126 Lot of paperwork in this job, you know? 1488 01:35:57,210 --> 01:35:59,212 You mean we're not going to the nick? 1489 01:35:59,295 --> 01:36:01,631 Come 'ere. I'll tell you something. Come 'ere. 1490 01:36:03,967 --> 01:36:05,927 -We got no room. -No room? 1491 01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:07,595 No room. Overcrowding. 1492 01:36:07,679 --> 01:36:09,222 Terrible problem these days. 1493 01:36:10,014 --> 01:36:11,599 Go on, hop it. 1494 01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:13,476 -Thank you, Sergeant. -Thank you, sir. 1495 01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:14,936 Hey, listen. 1496 01:36:15,478 --> 01:36:18,273 If I see you three idiots hanging around my manor again, 1497 01:36:18,356 --> 01:36:20,441 I'll run you in so fast your feet won't touch the ground. 1498 01:36:20,525 --> 01:36:21,985 -Do you understand? -Yeah. 1499 01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:24,028 - So take it easy. - But take it! 99912