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Can I come in? Go away.

I need to come in.

I'm busy.

Alex.

Go away. I'm busy.

I'm coming in.

I'm busy right now.

Yeah. I see that.

What do you want?

I need to have a talk with my stepson.

I don't want to talk right now. I'm busy. You can obviously see I'm busy in

room, okay? Yeah.

Okay, well, that's the problem, all right?

You're always busy.

Busy doing a lot of that.

And not a lot of... Not a lot

of working or moving on with your life.

I'm... What do I need to move on? I'm doing what I like to do, okay?

God damn it, you're messing up the... I can't even concentrate.

Hey.

Okay, what?

Alex. Okay, we can talk. What?

I'm stressed out.

I just want to jerk off.

I don't need my stepmom yelling at me. I've been your stepmom now for like

years, okay?

I thought I could help out. I thought we would be... We would be past this point

by now, but we're not.

And it's time, you know, for you to move on.

What does that mean?

Alex, you're 30.

Yeah?

And you're still living at home with your dad and I.

And you're jerking off every day.

You've never gotten laid.

You have zero confidence. You have zero job and zero house, except for this one.

Okay, yeah, I've heard it a hundred times. I get it, whatever.

I'm just figuring stuff out still, and it's not my fault. The girls are

terrible, and they don't like me, and I'd rather just not deal with it.

And dad was fine with it before he got married to you.

He didn't care.

I'll, you know, I'll like get a girlfriend job or whatever.

Eventually.

So listen, so we've tried a number of things and obviously it's not worked. So

your dad and I have talked and we've decided that if you were to

get

that you might get some confidence and then you can, you know, get out there a

little bit and meet girls and get on with your life so I can get on with

So we've talked about it and

I'm going to be that girl.

What?

I'm... For you to have some experience, Alex.

What do you mean?

Yeah, I know you told me that I need to get laid before. I get it. It's fine.

You know, I think you could be quite good at it.

Oh, what are you... I mean, you've got a really nice

looking...

You know?

Wait, with you?

And... It really does get really hard.

And obviously you're not shy about it, because you're around naked all day,

jerking off.

Wait, Dad said this was okay?

We agreed together.

Seriously?

It's kind of weird, though.

Dad,

seriously? He wanted you to do this?

He said that we've tried everything else and nothing has worked.

I mean, if... Yeah, I guess it wouldn't hurt, maybe.

He really is pretty big.

There's no reason.

Why you couldn't satisfy a perfectly nice young lady?

Yes.

This is a good idea, probably.

You're done, right?

Isn't that kind of weird though?

Like if we do it... You'll

gain some confidence.

and then you learn how to please a woman oh that actually

feels good and then

It doesn't have to be weird at all.

Your father and I discussed it and this is what's best.

Okay.

And if I just

turn around like this.

It's weird.

Okay, okay.

Make it a little wet.

And then... So just, you know, stuff inside?

Rub it on the outside first.

Make sure you let the ladybounce go.

You need to appreciate her.

Pretty good I Know

it's hard especially the first time

Okay

I'm sure you can make somebody else feel real.

I bet you feel like you want to come.

Yeah. You want to come already, don't you? Yeah, I want to.

You've got to learn to hold it back.

Okay.

Like when you're jerking off and you're watching porn and you get to that really

hot part but you don't want it to end because it feels so good. Yeah.

So you wait.

It feels really good.

I spread my legs nice and wide like that. Yeah.

And let you inside.

It feels pretty good to be inside, doesn't it? Yeah, well, it feels good.

you.

You want to touch those too?

Yeah. You too.

A lot better.

That's not as good as your flashlight.

That's not better.

See?

See? You're going to need that. Yeah. You need real contact with a real woman.

One -on -one. Yeah.

And this is

the part right here.

Right here.

That's right.

Yes.

Mommy, come with us.

Baby.

You can do it.

Yeah, I can do it.

I can do it.

I just like that guy's in the videos and stuff.

Which part? Show me.

Which part feels the best?

I don't know. When you go fast and hard or when you go slow and deep?

Both of them.

Both? Yeah.

How about you?

I think like that's it.

Similar.

That's good, right?

That was way better.

See?

I hope this worked.

Yeah, I feel... I feel really good.

Now, let's get you on one of those dating sites, okay?

Okay.

You have to take pictures from now.