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Knock, knock.

Oh, shit.

Hey. Whoa.

Alex.

Sorry. What? What do you want? Man, the door wasn't even shut.

Come on. This is the third time this week I've caught you jerking off.

Sorry.

I forgot.

Cover yourself.

I need to talk to you.

I am covered.

Why do you put all these fucking pillows in my room?

It's stupid.

Okay, wait. What do you want?

Oh, my God.

I don't even want to sit here.

Well, you don't have to.

You can, like, leave me alone.

It's important.

Okay, what?

So, a while back... At one of our ladies' nights out, I...

A friend of a friend... You've met Judy before.

She said something about...

The girl she meets at the coffee shop every week, she had mentioned something

like, like, there was rumors about my son.

You.

Rumors about you. Like, you guys were, like, hooked up or something.

Well, people say a lot of stuff.

Okay, that's what I thought, too. So I let it go, and that was, like, a month

two ago.

You know?

Okay. What?

What?

And then... I'm not into all that PTA shit. You know that.

But... But Francine is. And she... Was at the meeting.

And... Could you cover yourself up? What? I'm not doing anything.

Listen. She was at the meeting.

And she was talking about...

Hearing rumors that you and Mrs. Swanson were...

Now, you've been telling me... One that she's my teacher.

Yes, I know. And you've been staying after for tutoring for math?

Yeah, because I'm not good at math. She's helping you with your math?

What else is going on? Are you fucking her?

You're crazy.

She's a good teacher.

She's a good teacher.

Okay, these sexual impulses, you got to get them under control, okay?

People around town are talking. This is not a big town.

We don't need this kind of bad karma in our family. Come on.

Why do you, like, you're my stepmom. Like, it's not, like, don't even. Yeah,

exactly. I hear stepmom. Why do you care what I have sex with?

Because it's interfering.

In the public, in the community, people are talking.

Nobody knows. A couple people heard that.

So what?

And all these older married women?

Judy's friend is married.

I'm not going to, like, tell them.

You're going to get your ass in trouble is what you're going to get.

Okay, maybe I should have told a few friends. I shouldn't have done that.

like, it's none of your business.

Like, it's fine. It gives a shit.

Or her husband might think it's his business. You get caught.

They're horny.

I like older women. Like, don't worry about it.

How inappropriate.

Listen, I don't want to have to go to your dad about this.

If it gets around to him, listen, it's not going to be good.

He'll probably say it's great. He'll send you away.

That's what he's going to do.

He's not going to want that kind of shit going around.

Well, okay. We'll worry about that one.

And put some fucking clothes on, would you?

Jesus, I'm out of here.

Put it away!

For Christ's sake!

Close the door!

This is my room. Oh my God.

I want to jerk off. I'm going to keep jerking off.

You can leave my room if you don't want to see me jerk off.

You have issues.

I think you're just jealous.

What?

Me? Yeah, I think you're jealous.

Of what?

Of those other... Of my teacher.

And your friends.

That's what I think. I think you're jealous that I'm not fucking you.

Excuse you?

I'm just saying. You are so out of line right now, young man.

Well, I'm sorry, Mom, but I think it's the truth.

I think you're jealous, and you wonder what it would be like.

Am I wrong? What are you actually thinking right now?

I'm thinking the same thing that you're probably thinking.

And what is that?

That you want to touch my cock.

You do have nice boobs, Mom.

That's got good taste.

It's natural.

You sit around and watch this all day?

Shame on you.

Well, I'm not banging your friends, yeah.

A little shit to you.

I'm horny all the time. What?

Is that that bad?

I don't know if those are making me really hard.

I think... I'm just gonna sit here and watch.

Okay.

I think if you were really mad at me, you would have already left.

And you'd be calling Dad, but you're not.

You're really jerking off to my boobs right now?

Yeah.

I'm touching you.

You are a perv. I know.

This is pretty hot, though.

Yeah, she's pretty good.

Mom, look at where my cock is.

Stop calling me that.

It's creepy, all right?

I don't think so.

Mom, do you want to touch it?

No.

I think you do.

I think you're doing a pretty good job of it yourself.

I think you can do a better job.

Hey, don't do that. It hurts.

You cocky little prick.

Oh, fuck.

You can get up to almost anything, can't you?

Even your own mother.

I guess you're right.

But you are pretty hot.

That's not my fault.

You shouldn't even think about me like that.

Why? What's wrong?

You think about me like that?

I think you do.

Nope. I don't.

I can see your pussy.

It looks like it's wet.

How do you know?

Because I'm experienced.

You'd like to find out?

Yeah.

Now touch it first.

Stick inside.

Don't you dare.

I'm going to do it.

I said no.

Don't do it.

Once again, you are listening to me.

No, please.

You can't do it.

You won't even go there.

You're crazy, of course.

I'm so unprepared.

taste like.

I think I've taken my mouth.

Tell me.

Where do you come from?

I fuck her much better than her husband.

I bet you do.