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Mom, can I go to my room?

No, we've already been over this.

No. Mom, I'm just, I'm bored.

I'm not going to leave.

I'll stay home.

Yeah, that's right. You'll stay right here where I can see you.

This is boring, Mom. I don't want to just stay in your room while you read a

book.

Well, you brought this on yourself.

I didn't even get in trouble, like, technically.

Alex, the police were at our house.

Yeah, but I didn't get arrested.

Thank God.

And next time, you might.

They were very lenient with you guys.

It was just weed, Mom. Like, it shouldn't even... It's not even, like, a

deal.

You just didn't get expelled from school.

No, I'm not. I need to make sure you are right here doing exactly what you're

supposed to be.

I'm not letting you out of my sight.

I said I'm sorry. I'm not going to get in trouble.

I'm not going to do that again.

No, you're not. That's right.

Oh, my God.

Can I have my phone back?

No.

Like, I understand being grounded, but, like, just, like, I'm not allowed to use

my phone or anything?

That is correct.

What am I supposed to... I'm just supposed to... I'm just supposed to lay

Read a book. Take a nap.

Go to sleep.

It's not even nighttime yet.

Oh, wow.

Can I just...

Can I just use my computer in my room for like ten minutes?

No.

Alex. I'm not going to sneak out of the house. I swear to God.

We've already been over this. That's right. You're not.

You're staying right where I can see you.

I'm not joking around with you, mister. This is serious.

Did my girlfriend come over?

Are you out of your mind?

That little girl gets you in so much trouble. You wouldn't be in half this...

she went around, you wouldn't be in this position. I'm telling you what, she is

a bad influence.

Whatever.

Just go to sleep.

Okay. That's a good idea. Why don't you do that?

Okay, fine, I will.

It's hard to concentrate on it.

With you whining the whole time.

No whining.

No?

I'm like this blanket.

Can you find anything else to complain about?

Yes.

Why are the covers bouncing?

They're not.

I'm just trying to be comfortable.

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

No.

Oh, my God.

I'm not doing anything.

No. I'm being held prisoner in a room. That's what I'm doing.

Stop horny.

What am I supposed to do?

What are you looking at, Alex? Nothing.

Are you looking at my boobs?

No.

You are.

Mom, what am I supposed to do? I don't have my phone.

You only look at my computer. I'm just... I'm sorry.

Can you just go in the bathroom?

What, do I go in the bathroom?

Why? I swear everybody does it.

Sorry. Can you stop?

Okay.

Can I just finish?

Okay, fine. I'm just going to read my book and pretend... I'm just going to

my book.

I'll be done soon, Mom. I'm sorry.

What? I'll finish soon, okay?

Mom, what are you doing?

Why are you mad at me for doing this? Your dad's been away for, what, like

days now?

Yeah.

Well, did you get a warning looking at my penis?

No.

Okay.

I didn't mean to get emotional.

I don't want something to happen that shouldn't.

Okay.

I mean, I'm...

Looking at

it like that makes me think of... What?

But that can't happen, so let me just help you.

One, two, like this.

And, okay?

Okay.

Let me finish this one.