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What a fun afternoon.

Hey, Mom.

I had the best time out with the girls today.

Cocktails at the country club?

Mm -hmm.

That's good.

Maybe a few too many cocktails.

But, hey, you know Mom. I

don't look drunk, do I?

Uh... No, you look good, Mom.

You should see the way Andrea just gawks at the pool boys there.

Terrible.

You know how she is, right? And she's so, like, not... She's so obvious about

it. It's ridiculous.

We did have this really cute waiter, though. You know what? My feet are

baby. Can you give me a massage?

Um, yeah, sure, Mom.

But you know how, like, loud we all get and how crazy we are.

There's no... She's so not discreet.

But the... Oh, my God. Maybe the cute waiter that was... You should have

seen him. He's hot. I would have sucked a dick.

No. Why?

I'm just being honest.

I wonder if it was big. I bet he had a big cock.

I'll stop it.

Dad, I'm going to catch you again.

You're not supposed to be cheating anymore. You and your father are so

God.

I'm just saying, it's not like a good idea, Mama.

You shouldn't really even hang out with those girls anymore. They're like a bad

influence.

We have a great time.

I just, I don't know. I don't want you and dad to fight anymore about stuff

that.

Well, listen.

If your dad actually used his dick once in a while, maybe we wouldn't have to

fight about it. Mom! And maybe I wouldn't have to check out young hot

the country club.

I was kind of messed up.

Mom, you're not even wearing panties. What?

You're not even wearing panties.

sweaty by the pool.

I don't like wearing them.

Why are you so uptight? I'm not.

You're a young guy. You're supposed to be out there doing things that I'm doing

on a daily basis.

Maybe if you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't be so uptight.

I can't just get a girlfriend.

It's not that simple.

You just need to loosen up a bit.

All right?

Maybe I can help you.

I don't need help loosening up, Mom. I'm fine.

You don't need help loosening up? Listen to yourself.

How old are you, and you're sitting at home on the couch all day while I go out

and have fun? You should be out having fun.

I do have fun.

I mean, seriously, honey.

Just a little, just a little ass and titties. Just a little ass and pussy.

Mom, stop.

That's not cool, okay?

Come on.

Mom, I can't see you doing that, okay?

I can help you

relax.

Wow.

That's what you're hiding?

Oh, come on.

You see?

That means you are way too pent up.

You need my help. Admit it.

It's just sex.

And who better to help you than your mother?

Right?

Yeah, but... I can see how excited you are.

Don't argue with me. Mom,

that feels really good.

You shouldn't... I can help you.

Oh, God.

What?

Get so stressed out and pent up.

I'm gonna feel like... We've already talked about it. You don't have a

girlfriend that's doing anything about this.

Promise me you won't be like your father.

Have some sex, all right?

Loosen up.

Okay, Mom.

I mean, I'm just shy.

You've seen it.

Touch it. Come on.

It's really wet.

It's really good.

When's the last time you touched one of those?

Last year, like one time.

Last year?

Yeah. Honey.

a little offender okay okay

You need to get laid every once in a while.

What have I come too fast?

Well, if you haven't done anything in a year, that might be the case.

This is a good idea, probably.

Almost a bird.

Okay.

Are you loosening up, baby?

Yeah.

I don't need this

Probably even better than that.

A little more?

I've got more for you later.