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Hey. Hey, Mom.

You signed up today and did your online registration for online classes, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Cool.

All right. So how many credit hours? Like at least 18, right?

Yeah.

Cool. So what classes you got?

Just like all the, you know, like main ones.

All the main ones?

Yeah, like the math and art.

Wait, wait, wait.

Art online? You finished all of your pre -buckets like three years ago.

Yeah.

All right, come on. You should be in some higher level classes.

What are you taking?

Like math five.

History, Native American history, and outer space.

Outer space, huh?

Yeah. Well, so I haven't got the bill yet for this semester.

Can you send that over to me?

Look,

Mom, I decided not to enroll back in college.

Because I think I should just get a job, I think.

Because I just think that school is kind of stupid.

So maybe I'll just get a job.

School is kind of stupid. So we're in the fourth year and now you're going to

decide that school is kind of stupid?

You sit on my couch every day and play video games. You eat up all the food in

the house.

And now you've been lying to me about registration for class?

Well, I didn't want to lie.

I just didn't... I just... I don't know. I didn't want to make you mad.

I just... I am mad.

You better find a job and find a job quickly.

Okay, I will. Listen, this isn't the Hotel Alex, all right?

Clean it up.

Get yourself together.

Okay, Mom, I will. You're too old for this. Okay.

Hey, Mom.

What are you still doing laying around?

I'm just taking a break.

From finding a new job, hopefully?

Oh, I have one.

What?

What? I have one.

You have one?

Yeah. It looks like you're hard at work.

I told you I'm taking a break.

Okay, so tell me, what is it?

Hmm? What is it?

Well, I get a job, but, like, I'm working for myself.

Doing what?

Um, well, I'm a crypto investor, stock trader.

Um,

I'm doing Forex.

What do you know about stock trading?

Well, the...

I'm learning. I'm learning more every day. And how are you learning? Have you

made any money at this?

Well, mom, it's a process.

Please tell me you've made money.

I don't care about the process.

Have you made money?

Well, I'm down like $1 ,500 right now.

But it's going to go back up. That's the whole thing. You just don't.

Mom, it's a process.

I'm watching a lot of YouTube videos.

This is way better than working for somebody else.

Listen, working for yourself is, yes, great when

you're making money and when you're working in a profession where you know

you're doing.

I can't believe you're throwing away three years of college and all you do is

sit around here and now you tell me you're going to trade.

And you've already lost money.

I'm done with this.

I'm done with this.

It must be nice to sit around here, huh? All day doing nothing.

It's not bad, I guess.

Do you see me? Mom, just trust me. I'm going to figure this out, okay?

Do you see me sitting around here all day?

No.

Okay. I still have to work from home now, but I'm still busy.

I'm still making money.

You're sitting on my couch taking up space and eating everything in the

refrigerator.

I don't even eat that much anymore.

I mean, sometimes I do.

Can you contribute around here or what?

Oh, I am.

It's just, you know.

Another couple months, I should see some significant gains. A couple months?

You don't have a couple months.

Got it? What does that mean?

It means your time is limited.

Figure it out.

Okay.

And what are you doing?

Uh, some privacy.

Have some decency. Cover yourself up. You're going to do this in the middle of

the day? What is your problem? What is that?

What are you watching? Oh, my God.

That looks like me.

God, what's wrong with you?

It's just a video. It's just hot.

What? Mom, can you give me some privacy, please?

No. It is the middle of the afternoon.

You aren't working.

in here jerking off.

Yeah.

Do you have any better to do right now?

I'm just taking a break from stuff.

Yeah.

You should not be jerking off in the middle of the day.

Like a fucking teenager.

Come on.

Don't you don't you don't like sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

Uh, like three or four years ago, I guess.

Were you four years ago?

I don't remember.

I don't know.

Porn's better.

It's, it's, girls are too much trouble.

They, you guys spend money on them and they like, they're not trustworthy and

like.

Wait, wait, wait. Back up, back up, back up.

Okay, forget about that part.

Do you see me walking around the house or sitting long on the couch with my

spread just going at it?

No, your dad's out of town, but no, do I do that? No.

What do I do? I work.

I'm productive. I do things with my day.

Okay.

I'm trying to do productive stuff, too. I see.

Drinking like this is natural. It's not that big of a deal.

You need a life.

I've had it.

I've absolutely had it.

You know what?

You can pack your stuff today and get out.

Pack up your room and go. Mom, come on. Are you kidding me? No. Mom, why?

I've had it.

Lazy. Laziness. Every single day. Stop looking at your dick.

Oh, you want to talk about your dick? Let's talk about your dick.

Let's see.

You know what?

We can do something right now.

You can do something to make this better. Turn it around.

This is your last opportunity to make things good.

Or you pack your shit and you get out of here today. Do you understand me?

Yes, Mom.

What do you want me to do?

You're going to give me an orgasm, young man.

What? Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Is that so surprising?

You were just watching a woman on your phone who looked just like me.

It shouldn't be that hard.

That's true.

And maybe you'll learn a little lesson. This is baby steps here. We'll get you

out into the community. Maybe even dating again.

I don't want to just get a wet pussy.

You'd better make me cum.

What if I want to cum first?

There's some boxes in the garage.

Help yourself.

Okay, okay. Be out by five. Okay, I can do it. I can do it. I can do it, Mom.

I'll try. I'll try. I want to try.

You better.

And you better be good at it, too.

What are you gonna do?

What would you want me to do, Mom?

I want an orgasm.

Good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. That was really good.

It does.

But you're going to have to try harder.

Oh, okay.

So I smell it.

What is it?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I'm just going to sit down for a second.

Okay? What?

I'm just going to sit down for a second. Why? Are you going to cum?

Oh, God, not yet.

I'll be okay.

You better.

Okay.

No. Okay, I'm just asking.

You're going to have to work harder than that.

You should only just do it for a couple of minutes, you know?

Don't come.

It's the first time you've tried to have sex with me, so.

I just want someone to come in my room and have sex with me.

But no, I'm going to be proactive from now on.

You better be.

Oh, it's my butt.

Oh, it's hot.

Oh, fuck.

For what?

To get a job?

A girlfriend?

Keep going.

At school?

All that, and to make me come again.

Okay.

Yeah, I can do that, Mom.

Of course you will.