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Hey. Hey, Mom.
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You signed up today and did your online
registration for online classes, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, I did.
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Cool.
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All right. So how many credit hours?
Like at least 18, right?
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Yeah.
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Cool. So what classes you got?
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Just like all the, you know, like main
ones.
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All the main ones?
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Yeah, like the math and art.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Art online? You finished all of your pre
-buckets like three years ago.
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Yeah.
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All right, come on. You should be in
some higher level classes.
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What are you taking?
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Like math five.
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History, Native American history, and
outer space.
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Outer space, huh?
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Yeah. Well, so I haven't got the bill
yet for this semester.
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Can you send that over to me?
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Look,
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Mom, I decided not to enroll back in
college.
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Because I think I should just get a job,
I think.
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Because I just think that school is kind
of stupid.
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So maybe I'll just get a job.
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School is kind of stupid. So we're in
the fourth year and now you're going to
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decide that school is kind of stupid?
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You sit on my couch every day and play
video games. You eat up all the food in
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the house.
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And now you've been lying to me about
registration for class?
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Well, I didn't want to lie.
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I just didn't... I just... I don't know.
I didn't want to make you mad.
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I just... I am mad.
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You better find a job and find a job
quickly.
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Okay, I will. Listen, this isn't the
Hotel Alex, all right?
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Clean it up.
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Get yourself together.
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Okay, Mom, I will. You're too old for
this. Okay.
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Hey, Mom.
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What are you still doing laying around?
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I'm just taking a break.
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From finding a new job, hopefully?
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Oh, I have one.
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What?
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What? I have one.
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You have one?
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Yeah. It looks like you're hard at work.
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I told you I'm taking a break.
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Okay, so tell me, what is it?
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Hmm? What is it?
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Well, I get a job, but, like, I'm
working for myself.
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Doing what?
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Um, well, I'm a crypto investor, stock
trader.
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Um,
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I'm doing Forex.
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What do you know about stock trading?
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Well, the...
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I'm learning. I'm learning more every
day. And how are you learning? Have you
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made any money at this?
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Well, mom, it's a process.
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Please tell me you've made money.
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I don't care about the process.
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Have you made money?
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Well, I'm down like $1 ,500 right now.
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But it's going to go back up. That's the
whole thing. You just don't.
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Mom, it's a process.
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I'm watching a lot of YouTube videos.
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This is way better than working for
somebody else.
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Listen, working for yourself is, yes,
great when
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you're making money and when you're
working in a profession where you know
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you're doing.
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I can't believe you're throwing away
three years of college and all you do is
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sit around here and now you tell me
you're going to trade.
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And you've already lost money.
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I'm done with this.
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I'm done with this.
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It must be nice to sit around here, huh?
All day doing nothing.
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It's not bad, I guess.
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Do you see me? Mom, just trust me. I'm
going to figure this out, okay?
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Do you see me sitting around here all
day?
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No.
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Okay. I still have to work from home
now, but I'm still busy.
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I'm still making money.
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You're sitting on my couch taking up
space and eating everything in the
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refrigerator.
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I don't even eat that much anymore.
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I mean, sometimes I do.
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Can you contribute around here or what?
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Oh, I am.
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It's just, you know.
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Another couple months, I should see some
significant gains. A couple months?
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You don't have a couple months.
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Got it? What does that mean?
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It means your time is limited.
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Figure it out.
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Okay.
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And what are you doing?
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Uh, some privacy.
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Have some decency. Cover yourself up.
You're going to do this in the middle of
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the day? What is your problem? What is
that?
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What are you watching? Oh, my God.
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That looks like me.
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God, what's wrong with you?
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It's just a video. It's just hot.
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What? Mom, can you give me some privacy,
please?
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No. It is the middle of the afternoon.
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You aren't working.
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in here jerking off.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any better to do right now?
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I'm just taking a break from stuff.
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Yeah.
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You should not be jerking off in the
middle of the day.
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Like a fucking teenager.
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Come on.
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Don't you don't you don't like sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
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Uh, like three or four years ago, I
guess.
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Were you four years ago?
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I don't remember.
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I don't know.
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Porn's better.
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It's, it's, girls are too much trouble.
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They, you guys spend money on them and
they like, they're not trustworthy and
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like.
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Wait, wait, wait. Back up, back up, back
up.
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Okay, forget about that part.
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Do you see me walking around the house
or sitting long on the couch with my
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spread just going at it?
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No, your dad's out of town, but no, do I
do that? No.
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What do I do? I work.
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I'm productive. I do things with my day.
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Okay.
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I'm trying to do productive stuff, too.
I see.
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Drinking like this is natural. It's not
that big of a deal.
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You need a life.
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I've had it.
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I've absolutely had it.
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You know what?
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You can pack your stuff today and get
out.
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Pack up your room and go. Mom, come on.
Are you kidding me? No. Mom, why?
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I've had it.
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Lazy. Laziness. Every single day. Stop
looking at your dick.
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Oh, you want to talk about your dick?
Let's talk about your dick.
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Let's see.
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You know what?
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We can do something right now.
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You can do something to make this
better. Turn it around.
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This is your last opportunity to make
things good.
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Or you pack your shit and you get out of
here today. Do you understand me?
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Yes, Mom.
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What do you want me to do?
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You're going to give me an orgasm, young
man.
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What? Mm -hmm.
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Yes.
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Is that so surprising?
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You were just watching a woman on your
phone who looked just like me.
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It shouldn't be that hard.
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That's true.
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And maybe you'll learn a little lesson.
This is baby steps here. We'll get you
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out into the community. Maybe even
dating again.
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I don't want to just get a wet pussy.
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You'd better make me cum.
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What if I want to cum first?
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There's some boxes in the garage.
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Help yourself.
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Okay, okay. Be out by five. Okay, I can
do it. I can do it. I can do it, Mom.
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I'll try. I'll try. I want to try.
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You better.
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And you better be good at it, too.
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What are you gonna do?
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What would you want me to do, Mom?
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I want an orgasm.
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Good boy.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. That was really good.
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It does.
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But you're going to have to try harder.
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Oh, okay.
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So I smell it.
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What is it?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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I'm just going to sit down for a second.
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Okay? What?
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I'm just going to sit down for a second.
Why? Are you going to cum?
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Oh, God, not yet.
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I'll be okay.
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You better.
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Okay.
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No. Okay, I'm just asking.
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You're going to have to work harder than
that.
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You should only just do it for a couple
of minutes, you know?
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Don't come.
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It's the first time you've tried to have
sex with me, so.
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I just want someone to come in my room
and have sex with me.
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But no, I'm going to be proactive from
now on.
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You better be.
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Oh, it's my butt.
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Oh, it's hot.
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Oh, fuck.
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For what?
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To get a job?
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A girlfriend?
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Keep going.
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At school?
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All that, and to make me come again.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I can do that, Mom.
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Of course you will.
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