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Ed,
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pay attention.
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Here, I see the ninth hole, with a jump
over the water and a spiral twist to the
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hole. Now, where to put the cart
rentals?
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Devour stinky socks.
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Give me those socks.
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Why, you!
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I think I've done it!
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Double D!
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Donut! Whoa!
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Can I lick the bowl, Double D?
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Voila! The Ed's Miniature Golf Course is
open for business!
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Cool!
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Good work, Double D! The kids will line
up for blocks and we'll be independently
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secure. Let's break it in!
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He said he.
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Well, the rods are shot.
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It'll probably take me weeks to find
another box.
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Huh.
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How come Double D's so smart about
stuff?
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Because he's not human.
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Double D's not human?
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No way.
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I thought you knew.
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Have you ever known anyone that smart?
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If Double D's not human, what is he?
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You didn't hear this from me, but...
Deep in the Earth's core, in a top
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lab, a mad scientist conducted
crossbreeding experiments.
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To tell?
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By combining a terrifying lizard with a
sweet boy.
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Thus creating the Lizard Man.
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See that hat?
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He hides his gills under it.
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Mustache gills!
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Respect my personal space, please.
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Thank you.
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You're on thin ice, mister.
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cocoon meat tending.
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What'd I tell you?
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Hurry, Eddie.
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Quiet, Burhead. We're not alone.
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No, we're not.
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Yes, we are.
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Double D made Sarah and Jimmy from a
praying mantis and a snake bug.
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Double D changed Rolf, too.
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Huh?
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Look at him. He's a picnic ant. I smell
chickens, Eddie.
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Hmm? Ed, don't!
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You almost squashed more of Double D's
hat. I must find the lizard man, Eddie.
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See?
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Now he's making a cockroach kid.
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It's impolite to stare.
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He is not of this earth, Eddie!
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What? Is it my breath?
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I saw his tail!
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His tail is dangerous!
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But watch out!
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Hello, my name is Ed.
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But be cautious. Who knows what evil
he's plotting as we speak.
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I am alone.
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I am hungry.
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Ed, wait. I can make you a sandwich.
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I'm a bug.
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Help me, Ed.
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What a sap.
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Run away.
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Ed, please.
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Soup is filling.
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Hi,
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Ed. Hi, Double D. I'm having a barbecue
this afternoon.
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Would you like to come?
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I'd be delighted.
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How about you, Ed?
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Lots of food.
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Yes, join us, Ed. Join us, Ed.
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Join us, Ed. Join us, Ed. Okay, I give
up!
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It's no fun being the last human.
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So can I be a bumblebee?
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Eddie, you're the man with the scam.
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You're the big...
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If I join you in the party, could I be a
tarantula or maybe a salamander?
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Party? Wait!
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Hey, I'm stuck!
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Ed! Don't spit, Cockroach Eddie!
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Hi, guys.
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Who's up for a dog?
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Your cutie wieners are no match for
Roach's hunger.
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How long's this cook for?
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Done.
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Yummy. Hot dogs.
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I love drinks.
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That's always me.
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I can't take my eyes off Jimmy either,
Plank.
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Johnny, have you seen Ed?
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Buzz, buzz, buzz.
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Oh, hello, Ed.
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I picked a mosquito as I am ready to be
transformed and join your colony.
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You look good for a cockroach.
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Knock it off, flea brain.
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And get this bucket off.
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Let me take you to your people.
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Wait! Hi, Ed.
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Would you like a plug?
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Where?
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It was huge.
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Do something!
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Yes, good.
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For as Papa would say, the shoe is
mightier than Mama's stuffed peppers.
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But it's one of you!
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I don't know about you.
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Quickly before it lays eggs!
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Stay close as it may try to crawl up
your pant leg.
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I'm having a panic attack, Sarah.
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It's okay, Jimmy. You and I can stay
here.
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Yes. As you wish. Will there be any more
to cry, baby?
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Plank has a tummy ache.
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Let the transformation begin!
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Do you hear it?
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Kevin, shine your moon box.
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There.
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It's so gross.
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In honor of my ancestors.
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Oh,
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Ross, pretty good for a picnic, Ed.
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This is no box.
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Huh? Is that Eddie?
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Hit him again.
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Double D transformed Eddie into a
cockroach.
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I honestly haven't a clue.
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He got that right.
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Can you please help me out here?
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Forget about it. Just get me out of this
bucket.
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Are they from this planet?
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Nope. They're from the land of the
dorks.
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My turn!
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Slowly. My turn!
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Careful. My turn!
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My turn!
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Ready?
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Dad, your toys are marvelous.
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And drafty. Am I the only one who works
around here?
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Come to your master.
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Listen to the mechanics of the game.
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Winding and shirting.
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Yeah, like my stomach.
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Hello, stupid wind -up toy.
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Do you smell butter, Toad?
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Your stupid toy ate my breakfast.
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If you're not, sir, obey me.
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are set by professionals like Ed, Ed,
and Eddie.
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I suppressed my pain of laughter.
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Don't worry about it, Rob.
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Eddie just talks in dorkin' E.
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Give it to me, Johnny.
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Golly! That's some skid mark. Her plank.
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It must be at least 32 feet in length.
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32 feet!
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A new record!
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Cool.
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What? Now you're some kind of psychic
yardstick?
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Let me congratulate you with a victory
armpit rub.
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So what?
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We can beat that.
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If only we had a sack of potatoes.
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Potatoes wouldn't aid us in any way, Ed.
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Bear me, twerps. Why don't you show us
what you got?
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No problem.
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We're pros.
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Just watch us. There he goes, involving
you and I with his use of plural
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pronouns. This one's for you, not
theirs.
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everyone watching?
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Well, daddy, this contraption only takes
up half of the cul -de -sac.
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World record, here we come.
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Plural pronoun.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, you
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guys are good.
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Real pros.
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How can I compete?
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My feet swell with joy.
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Come on, Jimmy.
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Eddie, may I suggest something less
physical?
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Like knitting.
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Knitting? I can see it all now.
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We need a big blanket. A huge blanket.
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Kevin would have to out -knit us.
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That he would.
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I like blankets with little fringes on
them. Not knitting!
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We move to plan B.
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Yeah, yeah.
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56 bounty slams in a row.
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And not a beat of sweat.
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You are good, but I must tempt you with
Rome's record for unicycle shenanigans.
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Right, but don't count your chickens.
Why would I not count my chickens?
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Chin -ups are an easy record, Jimmy.
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Fine, it's over easy.
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Now spin them around like a sick goat.
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Ralph, you sure are old world.
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Thumb record, Kev. What next?
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Pillow fluffing?
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Yawn. What are you dorking about now?
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The record just said by moi and my two
engineers, the fastest trip around the
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world with a rocket car that went so
fast, the paint peeled off.
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Yeah, right.
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You don't have a rocket car.
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Oh, then how do you explain this
baguette? I picked it up on a fuel stop
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France. And I got this Chinese food in
China land.
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Record -breaking rocket car.
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All right, no -goo -die dork. Let's see
your rocket car.
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Does it have shiny fiends? How fast does
it go, Rocket Man?
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Does it have knobs? Come see for
yourself!
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Get down the lane.
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Oh, boy.
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Show us, Eddie.
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Right. Let's go.
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To the rocket car.
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Excellent idea.
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After you.
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Lead. Lead the way.
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Right this way.
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You first.
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Watch your step.
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Follow the yellow brick road.
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And I do mean you.
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All done.
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Oh, that's so cool, Double D.
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Thank you, Ed.
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Can we visit the planet of Bacon Man and
have the marrow sucked from our bones?
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It's just a prop, Ed. It's too small.
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Small?
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Please, Ed.
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It's compact.
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I insist.
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Ladies first.
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This is a rocket car?
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Yeah, right.
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Is that a traffic cone?
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Uh, yeah.
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Ready for launch!
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Oh dear, it is too small.
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Run for one more!
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Touch me with that broom and I'll tear
off your eyebrow.
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Ready, Double D?
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The success of this is slim to low...
Okay, prepare to blast off!
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Watch the head, big guy.
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Where's the other dweeb?
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You want to be cramped up with Ed's pit?
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No.
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Prepare for blast off.
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Igniting turbine thruster. Saving spark
plug.
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Contact.
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passing through Scotland.
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Look, look, a man wearing a dress.
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Uh -huh.
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Now we're whizzing past Switzerland.
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I smell a ghost.
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Yes, look, a sign made for Victor, yes?
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I know.
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Get over it, Rolf.
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Let's Mexico.
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Let's pan.
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I'm home.
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Excuse me, pilot.
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Frank's feeling a little woozy.
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Normal behavior, because we're over the
Pacific Ocean.
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Can I wear a dress again?
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