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All right, guys, we're assembled here for another adventure. Now, Frankie, we

understand you've been trolling the Internet again for possible prospects.

Yes. And what have you found? Oh, I got to tell you, I found a winner.

Yeah? Yes.

I was trolling and I found a young lady, beautiful young lady, okay, who, you

know, we got this big classic rock concert coming up next weekend. Right.

And she was on the internet looking for tickets.

To that same concert? To that concert. And you know, we have tickets.

And she's willing to trade for the tickets. A young lady wants to go to a

classic rock concert? She loves our music.

Good for her.

So what we're going to do, she's going to come over and

I told her what we do.

I told her about you guys.

And I told her what we do.

And she's willing.

She says, I'm willing to do it. I just want the tickets to the concert. I'm

amazed. I am too.

What a surprise.

Her parents must be old hippies or something.

This is rock and roll at its best. Yeah, I know.

So all the old timers are coming in.

And we're going to have a great time. And she just evidently grew up.

with that. So it's our generation, but Frankie, I know you're a big fan of the

classic rock.

You've got some classic rock moves maybe to show us.

Oh, well, you know my moves.

Come on.

Play the guitar.

Oh, a little air guitar.

Oh,

yeah, a little Michael Jackson. A little Michael Jackson and all that. A little

John Travolta. A little Elvis, maybe hip swinging or something.

A little jumping and jumping and jumping, right?

All right. Yeah, man.

You're ready to go.

Let's see what she's like.

Well, we'll just wait for her. She's on her way, so when she knocks on the door,

I'll answer the door. Okay.

This is a pretty girl in the oil rock.

Yeah, I got to tell you. Is she under 60?

I think she's 21.

Oh, no kidding.

She sounds like a groupie or something. She has a rock and roll groupie or

something? I don't know, but I got to tell you, when you see her, you'll be

willing to group her.

Group and group.

But the thing of it is that she's a blonde.

Okay, great little girl.

Looks like she's maybe 5 '3", 5 '4". She's here.

I'm on the phone with her.

Okay, Presley, you've got to come around back, okay, and knock on the door.

Yes, the back door approach.

Well, okay, you know, if she's around back, I don't think she's there.

Knock at the door.

There she is.

I'm getting excited already.

Okay. Our grouper. Go faster, go faster, Frankie, faster, faster.

Hi. Hi. Hey there.

This is Duke.

Hello, I'm Leslie.

Nice to meet you. My pleasure.

And this is Glenn. I'm Glenn behind the camera. How are you doing? Hi, it's nice

to meet you.

All right, come on. We'll go sit down.

I like your hair. My granddaughter has a haircut like that.

The barber forgot something. Yeah, what happens over there? The barber just,

like, goes to lunch or something? Does that happen to you?

I was going to get my haircut.

Let me ask you a question. Are those tattoos permanent?

Most tattoos are permanent, yes.

Well, no, now they've got the ones that they... That's the kind I get, the stick

-on ones.

Yeah, what is it, the henna? You can get the henna sometimes. I see the kids get

that. It lasts just like a week. I like to get the real thing, though. You like

the real thing. You like the real thing.

Very cool.

Let me ask you a couple questions while you're here. Okay.

What's the oldest guy you've ever been with?

I think 36.

Well, you're going to break your record today.

Oh? Yes.

You're going to break your record today.

And you're a big music fan, we hear, huh?

Yeah, I'm really excited.

Yeah, well, it's a sold -out concert, but we happen to have four tickets.

we got the tick.

Okay, and there's only three of us. Big show.

Mm -hmm.

No surprises. I know. The tickets are full out everywhere. I've even been

looking online. So once we're finished, guess what you're going to have?

The tickets?

Didn't I promise you that? You did promise me that. A good time.

And I'm guaranteeing you a good time.

The one thing is, we may be a little old, but we're not dead.

It's nice that you like that kind of music, because, you know, that's our

generation music, you know, classic rock stuff. Yeah, it's really cool.

Yeah, well, actually, Frankie likes Civil War music and stuff, and, you

that's another story, you know.

Fight and drool.

We were thinking the same thing.

All right, well, we would like to see a little bit more of you. Do you mind

that?

I know you're a little shy.

I really want those tickets, though. Yeah, think about the tickets now.

Get the computer out of the way here.

Get up in that, like, uh... Do you like a little turnaround?

Take off your top. You waste no time.

Well, let's do the turnaround. Let's do the... Because she's got a terrific

figure. Look at her. Oh, yes.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Gorgeous girl.

Oh.

Maybe the top is a place to... Start there.

All right. Don't be shy.

Beautiful.

Oh, my God. Nice.

Okay. Now we've gotten that. Have you got a close shot of that, Glenn? I'm

getting in closer now.

See him? Oh, my goodness.

You guys better have these tickets. No, we don't.

We wouldn't. We wouldn't go under false pretenses. Oh, no. Not us. Okay. We're

honorable. Well, I'm trusting you guys. You can trust us.

Sweetie, I would never in the world not do it. How can you not trust that face?

Really? Look at those little blue eyes looking up at you. A little puppy dog

looking there. Maybe not a puppy dog.

All right. Good night.

And Frankie's got some rock and roll moves of his own he was just showing us

little while ago. Sorry, can we take this off?

Because Glenn's got to get all this covered. Yes.

Oh, my.

That's the famous Frankie touch. You couldn't resist, could you?

That's the Frankie touch. Let the lady get a little more comfortable, maybe.

Look at that nice little sexy patch there.

Beautiful.

Why don't you turn around for us there, sweetie, and let's take another look at

the posterior there. Oh, my, how nice.

Oh,

I can lick that.

That's a wonderful button.

Oh, yeah.

You feel like you're being examined a little bit there, Presley?

Just a little bit, yeah. Let me take your pulse.

You're being cherished, actually.

That's right. Worship.

Worship, that's the word. That's the word. Actually, I've got to tell you,

you're like a fine piece of art. You're gorgeous.

Thank you.

Okay.

See, the older we get, the more we appreciate.

That's right. Yeah, I guess that's true.

Right. How do you guys even perform?

Oh, let me tell you. We have a little secret.

A little secret. A little blue pill.

It's not like it's a secret anymore. Apparently not.

Okay. In fact, I've got to give each one to the guys who's going to work with

you.

Okay. Unfortunately, I'm not.

And Glenn's going to get one.

Thank you very much. I've got my little blue pill here. Thank you. I bought one

for me, but that's useless.

That's crazy.

Didn't know that those were real.

Oh, no, they're real, hon. And they work.

And they work.

Thank God.

You know, it's the best thing that's happened to the older generation.

I could imagine that.

Well, when we're finished, you tell us.

Presley, why don't you turn around again and bend over a little bit for the

camera. Oh, with those pants and those little booties.

Talk about booty.

That's a beautiful button. Look at that groove.

Nice. I love the shape. Gives me some ideas there.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right, there we go. Now, here's my favorite kind of shot.

I really want those tickets.

Oh, yeah, just keep thinking about it. I have to think about the tickets.

Yes, while Dr.

Duke there does a more thorough examination. Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

Be still, my heart. Oh, yeah.

You stole my heart. I mean my heart.

This is going to be, looks like it's going to be one of the best ones we've

She's amazing.

I guess Frankie told you, we have kind of a series going.

You know, we invite different young ladies over and we make these videos and

keeps us busy in our daytime hours.

concert tickets and other things? No, and guess what, honey? That was just a

lucky break. We bought a bunch because we were going to invite some people, but

now it came out that it worked out for you.

And if you work with us... You may get something to buy refreshments and stuff

for and buy some trinkets for.

Trinkets. T -shirts. Well, it's a t -shirt.

It's a t -shirt.

Frankie's kind of a musician himself. At least years ago he was. What would you

play, Frankie? The bongos? I played the bongos when I played the guitar.

Uh -huh. Maybe you can give us a little sample of that. Yeah, come over here.

Lean over.

Lean over, Frankie, and I'll show you how I played.

Okay. Okay?

So, Frankie, are you ready to show us some of your bongo skills?

I see.

Uh -huh.

Personally, you didn't know this was going to be so musical today. I had no

idea.

I'm very, very shocked.

He also plays the skin flute, but I don't think he's going to be doing it

today.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, he's got that wild, crazy -eyed face.

That's how I play it.

Well, you're pretty good at the bongos, Frankie.

Music soothes it down. I had a great pair of bongos to practice on, too. Oh,

God, look at that. That's a beautiful bear. Oh, look at this. Yeah, it doesn't

get any better than that, does it? Absolutely not.

But you can't keep a beat to save your life, right? Maybe you can beat your

meat, but I don't know about beating that.

Depends on what beat you're talking about.

Well, why don't we take things up about a notch there? Why don't you get behind

the camera and let Glenn come down here and start with us? Okay, yeah, I can do

that. All right. All right, take over there, buddy. Here we go.

All right.

Nice. Let's see now.

We're going to let you sit right over here.

Maybe you could come over here. Go find a comfortable place to sit. Beautiful,

but oh my gosh.

Is that a comfortable seat?

It's a comfortable seat, yes. It is.

You just enjoy it.

I know Glenn is.

You're going to let your expression out, sweetie.

We know it feels good.

Don't be bashful.

There's our beautiful nipples too, aren't there?

Oh, God.

Oh, I'm butt heavy. I'm scared.

Oh, my God.

Push back against me, buddy.

Make him work for it, son.

Yeah. Just like that?

Yeah, enjoy that ride.

I guarantee he's enjoying it.

I don't want to give him a heart attack.

That's all right. He probably won't mind if you do.

I'll make sure he has a smile on his face.

Hide that face.

There you go.

I can tell by the look on her face she's enjoying it.

Hey, a tongue in the butt is a tongue in the butt.

Oh my gosh.

Good work there, Glenn. I can tell by the look on her face.

That's pretty much what he's doing. He's eating everything.

Oh, gosh.

Oh my gosh. You got a little bit more comfortable.

Yes, go right ahead.

Oh my God, yeah. Oh, yeah.

What a beautiful butt.

Oh, God, yeah.

Hi.

Oh, gosh, golly.

That's a great book for twerking.

You ready for a little

suckity? Oh my God, yeah. What? I was talking.

Oh, yeah, I can tell she's enjoying this.

I really want those tickets.

I think

she's working towards the extra commission.

When we get the tickets, I think we're going to get the commission.

Well, she's well on her way to getting those tickets.

How was that, Bruce Lee?

You want to see if you can give him a little fun like that?

You want to get down here? He's ready.

Gosh, I think he's way ready.

I've got to touch your hair.

Oh, that's so cool.

That's so cool. You should get a shot of that. Oh, that's so neat.

Oh,

my.

Oh,

long live rock and roll.

This is the skin flute I was talking about earlier.

Oh, my. She plays it pretty well, too, doesn't she? She's very talented.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to bathe myself.

Sorry, now.

Oh,

my gosh.

You got me rock hard.

Hard rock.

Okay, Duke I think it's time for you to get into this play I'm gonna get behind

the camera

Here you go, man.

We'll make it a duet.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh.

Oh.

Musical. Oh.

Ooh, twin flutes. Yeah.

I'm going to leave her alone while she rubs my head.

Sorry.

Drum roll.

Crazy, sexy girl. She is.

Beautiful.

When you say we sit her, I'm starting to worry about her knees. Yeah, right,

right. You guys are so considerate. Thank you. We are.

We're pervy, but considerate.

That blue pill does wonders for you guys. Oh, yeah.

Amazing.

I think you have a lot to do with it, too. Yeah, I think so, too.

Proper stimulation.

You

getting

all this, Frankie?

Yes, I am.

Good.

I'm getting everyone to do a great job. I'm getting that tongue out.

Oh, honey, finish.

Get Glenn.

You're Glenn? Yeah, get Glenn.

I want to see that work.

Your wish is my command.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

So, do I get my tickets now?

Almost.

Four tickets, you definitely earned two of them.

Two of them?

Let me get back behind the camera here, guys.

Well, I've had my fun, and now, Duke, you need to take over center stage here,

as it were, huh?

Oh.

Okay, I'll click that, though.

The beautiful girl, the vision that I have here is the beautiful girl with

beautiful curves.

And you're not even a musician, and she's a grouper. Yeah.

According to Frank.

She likes that one.

Not a groupie, a grouper. Yeah.

And we're all groupers. That's why she's so good with the sucking, because a

grouper has a big mouth. Oh, there you go. Okay.

You guys are so funny.

Marley, you know.

We've got tickets, we've got money, and we've got humor.

Okay, do me a favor. Come over here and lay back.

Like that.

Like that.

And just get comfortable. Let me get in closer here.

Like that.

Like that.

And like... Oh.

Oh. Oh my gosh.

Oh lord, that feels so good.

The things you do for concert tickets.

Yeah, but they're great tickets.

Wait till you see where these tickets are.

Yeah, I was just going to say, wait till you see the seats.

Yes, the nosebleed seats.

You're going to be in the... No, we're just kidding, Presley.

These are great seats.

Okay. For great performance. When they come along to slap hands, you'll be

there to get your hands slapped.

You got front row tickets.

You're going to be the happiest girl in the world. You're going to hear this if

you can come back.

I bet the bands would let her in for free anyway.

Oh, that feels amazing.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Talk about a fireside chat.

Oh, yeah.

You can play with your boobs if you want. Oh, thank you.

Thanks, Frankie.

Oh,

look at her wet.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't kind of have a thing for old guys.

I'm loving it. I definitely got a thing for you.

That was a good shot here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

sexy girl.

She'd make her a rock star.

She's rocking my world.

Turn around, doggie, okay?

Okay.

That looks great.

It feels wonderful.

Yeah,

make that little girl come for me.

Yeah, I put all that air in there. It's got to come out.

Oh my God.

Duke, you lost your glasses. Yeah, I put them over here.

Got a little too speeded up. Yeah, they did.

I feel so good.

you fuck me some.

What if you fuck me?

I think I can do that. Yeah, you just ride that dick.

Go ahead.

Hammer away on him.

Yeah, get him.

Get him the way you like it.

Oh, yeah.

That was great. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Look at that butt work.

Such a beautiful butt.

I'm going to take over for a second.

All right.

Yeah, I hope you don't mind.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

Do you want to switch your positions? Yeah. All right.

She can follow. Do you see how well she follows me?

We're stuck together.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. All right.

All right.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

See if I'd help some.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there.

Whoa. Yeah.

Unless you were coming.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love your tart.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, too much, huh?

I'm sorry.

Lady really takes control, doesn't she?

Oh, I love it.

She can be in charge anytime she wants.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

That's working.

Oh, watch that.

Isn't that beautiful, bud? A little friction dance.

That butt looks just amazing going up and down on me. Oh, look at that.

Oh, that looks so good.

Oh, it feels amazing.

Damn. Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you sexy girl.

I'm enjoying this. Wow.

This is my favorite angle.

I can feel her. I can see her.

Oh, yeah.

I can play with her butt.

Play with her clit.

Spread that pussy open.

Can you see that pussy real well, Glenn?

Yep, I got it.

Oh, does that look good? Yeah.

Sure feels good, too.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Watching her work her body.

God, sexy girl.

Nice rhythm.

Oh, it's amazing.

She'll be good for the rock and roll show.

She has good rhythm. Yeah, good sense of rhythm.

Gosh,

she feels so good.

The texture of her body, you know, just feels, wow.

That's why I love petite women.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

And you get any closer, you'll be... The microphone's getting... And

the camera's getting hot.

This is definitely worth getting, though.

I can't see it from here, but I can sure feel it, and it feels amazing.

Can't wait to see the

It's front row feast for you, Presley.

Give him a little bit of that friction that you gave him.

That's it. He likes that. All right.

Can I come on your face?

Yeah. Let me just see you down there.

Okay.

He came in my eye. Oh, I'm

sorry.

I should have let you do it the whole time.

Oh, you've got better aim than I do.

So now do I get my

concert ticket?

Oh, yeah.

I think it's well earned.

Cool.

We've got something really cool for you. We have parting gifts?

No, we have...

Remember I told you I had that really good friend?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Do you have friends, Frankie?

Guess what I got for you. What?

A backstage pass.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited. Thank you guys so much.

Yeah,

no, the load in the eyes was great.

Well,

that was a good musical experience.

And that hair, wow.

I'm not usually a big fan of hairdos like that, but on her it works. Yeah, it

does. It really looks good on her, yeah. And the tattoos didn't fall off, right?

No, and I'm not a big tattoo fan, but they look good on her. Oh, yeah.

Oh, she rocked. Oh, I tell you. What a terrific figure. Wow, she rocked. And I

just want to tell you guys that are watching that she was as cute as a

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And then when she goes to that classic rock concert, she's

going to see a bunch of old guys our age.

Probably be the youngest one there. She'll be jumping all over them now.

we ought to give her a supply of blue pills.

Yes, that she can take to the show with her. Right.

All right, guys. Until our next adventure, rock on. Rock on.

Happy holidays.