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Hey, stepdad.

What's going on? You look so depressed.

You look so depressed.

You need to get out of the house. We should go camping.

No. Yeah, come on. We'll meet up with JC and her stepdad. It'll be super fun.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay, let's go.

Hey, stepdad.

Oh, hi.

Dorian and Marilyn are about to be here to get ready with us for camping. If

you're ready to get it.

Pretty much already dressed. I just have to get a couple more things together.

Why don't you help me out, okay? Yeah, of course. Let's go.

So excited.

Is everyone ready or what? Yeah.

Ready for this trip? Yeah.

Doreen, you ready? Come on, right?

Yeah.

He needs some cheerio. Come on. Come on, Doreen. It'll be fun.

Come on, we've got everything ready. Yeah, it'll continue.

It'll be a really good time.

Okay. And we'll always spend some quality time together.

Yeah, it'll be a fun time. Don't worry about that. We're playing.

You'll be happy afterwards. Okay, okay.

Let's go. Let's go. All right. All right, let's go. Let's go.

It's so cold.

I think, I'm pretty sure JC packed some warm clothes for us. Yeah?

Yeah, where's the bag at?

It should be the purple one.

The purple one?

Yeah. I only see the blue one.

There's no purple one, ma 'am. Did you not grab the purple book I had in the

pack? I thought you... No, I don't know. I thought you guys grabbed it. He ran

off. We rushed out so fast, we probably forgot it.

I don't think there's a couple of notes and stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

You know what's actually a good idea? We actually told some stories, camping

stories, to help keep our mind off the cold, huh?

I mean, I could go first.

I actually have a really good camping story about your mom and how we met,

actually. It's like 10 years ago.

I met her mother while I was on camping by myself.

I was recently single and everything. I happened to stumble across your mom on a

hike.

One thing led to another.

I took her back to the tent and kind of hooked up a little bit.

Dad, what the fuck? In the forest or in the tent?

It was in the tent. We started outside the tent a little bit and died in the

tent. Aren't these held necessary?

I mean, it's just, you know.

No.

Your mom, she's a woman.

She's a woman.

Wow.

She's not only your mom, she's a woman.

I mean, do you have any camping stories or anything like that? For me, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was a lot. But that happened in the forest.

Oh, forest. Okay, okay. Oh, God, here we go. Yeah, I was working a lot. I love

hiking, you know.

And I forget my water. So I saw

one hiker, like, really, really, really far from me. And I run, I run.

When I approached from the high castle, it was a really beautiful woman, like a

beautiful woman.

You know, with the winter shorts, the white tank top.

Sticking out her big tits.

And really athletic, like the girl, the girl who walk out every day, like every

fucking day.

That's what.

And I asked her, like, desperate, I asked her for water, and she gave

me a bottle, but, you know, with the...

All her movements were really slow and sexy, and she gave me the bottle.

Like, sexual movements. I can't describe it, really. Like Jessica Rabbit would

give you... And I took a sip of water. I don't know why I did it.

I threw everything on the white tank top. And you saw the water, like...

Oh, yeah, falling on the teeth.

So she smiled.

She gave me a smile. So I push her on the tree and I fuck her.

Oh, my God. And she was yelling like a pig. Oh, my God.

That's fucking disgusting. And it's not making me any warmer. I'm a man.

It was before I met your mother.

I was a man, like other men, when we met. I don't need to know this. I swear.

And she was suffering, but she was really enjoying it.

I don't know. Are you any warmer? Because these stories aren't helping me.

No? Yeah. What is this about?

Nice try.

Attempts, though. You know, I actually have one other thing. How about we keep

each other warm with our body temperatures?

Dad. It's almost time to go to bed. It's going to get even colder. I don't want

to be on TV like that.

No.

I'll cuddle with her.

No.

You're too small.

You're too small to keep each other warm. We're a lot bigger.

We'll keep you warm throughout the night. We don't want our baby girls to

freeze. This is horrible.

I can't believe we forgot the bag.

All right, fine, fine. But the body warmth thing is a good idea. Instead of

maybe you, maybe I'll hug her through the night. How's that? We'll swap doors

something. I don't have no choice.

I mean,

are you okay with that?

I wanted to come out my own dad.

Yeah. Are you okay with that? I mean, I'd be so bad.

I guess we can swap, yeah.

It'll be totally fine, all right? And you know what you do? We all got to get

undressed, okay?

And we'll swap and we'll just hug each other throughout the whole night and

we'll wake up fine, okay?

Nope, no funny business.

Okay. Yeah, we're just laying down. That's it, just lay down. Come on.

Yeah, we'll just take our clothes off and go to sleep.

In front of you guys? I don't want to get undressed in front of my dad.

Well, where are you going to get undressed? You can't go outside the

There's walls and stuff.

Well, then you guys go outside.

Or turn around. No, there's bears.

It could be dangerous to be naked outside.

Turn around.

You don't need to look.

This is so fucking weird.

If you have another solution... If you have another solution, just let us know.

Maybe you guys should have been in charge of the bags then. Well, we

doors were responsible enough to actually pack a bag for this camping

but... We can't fix it, though.

So weird.

Dad, watch out.

What? Ow.

Turn around.

Why are you even in the way? There's not a lot of room in here, okay?

I'm just... This is so inconvenient.

Not even enough room in here. Oh, my God. Dad!

Yeah, I'm a death mole.

I'm a big being.

Dad. Sorry. Oh, my God.

Turn around.

Everything's fine. Oh, my.

Dad, you're literally right by my ass. You're not.

I need to play, so.

Yeah, I don't know.

Fuck.

Okay, okay.

Put all our clothes on one side of the tent.

Oh, my God. Dad.

What? Is your dick hard right now? No. Oh, my fucking God. I still don't know.

You're disgusting.

No, no, no. I can't see next to my dad right now. It's so gross. Okay, okay.

Look.

Okay, okay. Let me in.

Let's get all the covers.

Okay.

Pull this out.

So uncomfortable.

Let me just close the tent up for the night.

Yeah.

Okay.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you two doing?

I thought it was okay or something.

You saw that?

You start, yeah.

I didn't start. No, no, we saw that. I heard you before when I was sleeping.

I thought you started it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You did it first. We saw

it. Is my dad fucking you?

Yeah. Dad fucking you?

This is so weird.

It's, you know, I just...

What can I say?

It's... I mean... You said you

were cold and... I mean... This is weird.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, it's fine. You're not my daughter. Yeah.

It's fine.

I trust Denise. She's one of my best friends.

I mean...

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening.

I mean, if you got turned on by the story, I mean, it's okay, right?

Yeah. I'm sure it will help my depression.

Wow. But you want to make your dad happy, right?

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

Well, then.

Don't touch me with your foot.

Sorry, honey.

It's just tight.

Oh, my God, yes.

This is so fucking good.

Dad, come on. Can you guys, like, flip around or something?

A little personal space.

Okay, okay. This is already weird enough.

I'm fucking tipped.

Come

on.

You too?

Sorry, buddy.

I'm glad you missed it.

I can't do it. What is happening?

Sorry, my ass!

Oh, my

God.

That's weird, too.

Try not to look that way.

Oh, my

God. Dad.

What are you doing?

I just, it slipped, sorry.

Whatever.

Can you try to look at me?

I don't like this. Jesus.

It's just, you know, they're all tight quarters.

I'll fucking look at you right now.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

you're so loud.

I'm sorry, I'm... Dad,

you're loud too.

Shh.

Shh. Relax.

Relax.

My daughter's in, like, my straight view.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop.

It's hurting.

It's hurting.

It's so big.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Dad, your arm is rubbing me.

And your leg.

Why don't you maybe touch her breast?

Dad, why would you tell her to do that? Because you keep on yelling every time

at me if she's touching your breast.

Okay, and that's the only way for you to tell her to.

I feel like you two probably never done anything before. It's different if she

requests it, you requested it. Can you request it for me?

I mean, it's not like we haven't hooked up before.

Do you mind?

Oh, I guess.

That is true.

That's okay.

You're so fucking nice. Can you close it?

Oh, yeah.

That feels good.

See,

it's not so bad, right?

Oh, she's sweet.

Wasn't that bad, right? Did you find touching her?

She's just thanks.

It's so weird seeing my daughter crying.

Likewise.

We all like it.

We all like it.

My friend fucked you in front of me.

That's natural.

I mean, it's not exactly like we're fucking each other's dad.

We are fucking each other's dad, actually.

It's not like I'm fucking my dad.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Stop. Why are you looking at me? You just have really nice eyes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God. Dad,

you're on top of me. Oh, no. Fuck.

It's all right.

Bye.

Weird. So weird.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on. Your knee is touching mine. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Why? Why are they doing this? You are so weird.

This is so inappropriate.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on.

It's fine. I'm just one.

Okay, just the one.

Don't make it any weirder than it is.

What if you turned around and you let her eat your pussy?

What?

It won't be so bad, right?

I guess.

Her eat my pussy?

Yeah, walk. I'll show you.

Okay.

It's fucking tight in here. Okay, right there like that.

Okay.

All right.

Dad, get out of the way. Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.

Fuck. Come here.

I don't want to.

Come here. Okay.

All right,

but now we're super close.

Well, I mean, we are super close. That was kind of the whole point.

Because I can grab just the one tip from that angle.

See? It's so much easier.

Okay, guess.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

your cock is right by my face. No, no worries.

I don't remember you being really good at that.

I mean,

I guess it's only fair.

Dad, your dick's in there.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Dad. It slipped, honey. I'm so sorry.

Don't let it slip again.

I can't help it. She pushed it out on me.

She keeps on pushing me out, honey. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Dad.

Really?

That's just so weird seeing you finger my friend.

No, that's great.

Relax.

Dad.

I mean, baby, come on. Are you wanting me to tuck your dick or something?

I mean, just a tip. Just a tip. That's it.

Just a tip, baby. That's it.

Okay.

Don't make it weird.

Just a little bit.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

No, no. No, she wasn't. What the fuck?

Dad, your balls are hitting my face.

Just a little bit.

I mean... Just a little bit.

No, dad.

I mean...

All right, maybe.

I don't think so.

Just keep it down. Just get used to it a little bit.

Ah! Sorry.

Dad! Sorry. Ah, it fell right on my face.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm sorry for that.

Are you fucking your dad's dick?

I wasn't sucking it.

Um, everyone's business is in my face right now, so I think it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God,

Dad.

It's okay.

You're definitely sucking your dad's dick.

She's just moving it up for you, okay?

Dad!

Why don't you try your dad's, huh?

You're counting so long. I don't know if I want to. That's so weird.

So weird?

Yeah.

You're fucking your friend.

What's up?

Oh, my God.

No, that's nothing.

If she wants to try it, you can try it. Oh,

my God.

It's okay. It's okay?

Try it. Oh, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

Try it.

Oh,

yeah, that's right.

Oh, my God.

What is happening right now?

It's not that bad, right, girls?

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck.

Your balls are all in my face.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Okay.

I'm, like, dying down here, you guys.

Fuck.

Okay, y 'all.

What is happening right now? How about we, uh,

fuck our own daughters now?

Mm -hmm.

Just get on top, huh?

Okay.

Are you okay?

Are you okay with that?

I don't know, I guess.

Come on. Come on, honey. Come on.

It's okay.

Kind of weird.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it's okay, girls.

We kind of already put our death sticks in our mouth.

Yeah.

Never talk about it.

No one's out here.

It's just up in the woods.

I mean, if I do it, you have to do it.

Are you going to do it?

She did it.

Clearly she's doing it. Oh, my God.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

really about to fuck him?

I mean, you only live once, I guess.

I don't know if I can.

I mean, it doesn't feel too wrong.

I mean, yeah, I mean, you should try it.

I mean I'm already doing it.

Are you

sure this isn't

weird?

I mean, it's not, how is it?

It doesn't feel bad.

Thank you.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Our dad.

It feels great, though, right?

I mean, it doesn't not feel great, but this is fucking weird.

Keep the weird out of it. It's great, right?

It's kind of hard to not think about that.

It's not hard to think about that.

I just feel like I'm going to regret this later.

Are you going to regret it now?

That's it. Everything is okay.

You're going to die.

Can we just never talk about it again? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just stay

in the fucking tent.

Oh,

fuck.

Fuck.

I'm definitely fucking warmed up now.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Oh my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that's deep.

See, I told you it wasn't that bad.

He's daddy, I want it all.

Oh, fuck.

I want it all in my pretty little face.

I fucking want it.

Oh, my God.

We really just did that?

We did.

Oh, wow.

Well, I mean, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. Jason is 10th, though. Thanks for coming

on my face, Daddy.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

You've had it everywhere.