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Princess, what's wrong?

Juan broke up with me.

Oh, did he?

Yes. I'm always going to ask out someone prettier than me.

There is nobody, absolutely nobody, prettier than my princess.

Juan doesn't think so.

Well, Juan's immature and doesn't know how to treat a princess like she

to be treated.

You know...

Boys get their heart broken, I know that.

No, you don't.

Believe me, I do.

But you,

on the other hand, are special.

I can show you what a real man is.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm sure I'm a lot more experienced than Juan

is.

In what ways?

Well, these things are better shown than spoken of. I hate to see you sad.

And knowing that you broke up with a boyfriend,

well, I feel like it's about that time that Daddy steps in and kind of

treats you right. Because you're my little princess, I know.

You are the prettiest girl in the world, and you deserve more.

You deserve whatever Juan can give. You deserve a lot more.

I don't even know how Juan treated me. He was my everything, Dad. I liked him a

lot.

But I bet Juan couldn't do everything for you. I'm sure I could show you a few

things that Juan has no idea about.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about those things that make women...

Princesses like you, very happy.

That brings them to a whole new world, I guess.

I want to feel like a woman, like an old lady.

I want to date one again.

I'm just talking about us.

I'm talking about what my princess deserves, which is, in my eyes, a real

I don't care about that, Dad. I just want to be with Juan.

Well, how about this?

I'll show you all the things that Juan probably didn't do for you or know how

do, and then you can go from there.

There's nothing you can do, Dad. I mean, talking to me isn't going to make me

feel better.

I'm sure Juan doesn't know how to.

Make a princess feel good down there. Why are you being so weird?

I'm not being weird.

Yeah, you are. You're actually kind of creepy.

Oh,

I'm not being creepy.

Yeah, you are. That's weird. I'm not going to talk about sex with my dad.

I'm going to talk about pleasures with you, dad.

Why not?

Because it's creepy. It's weird. Like, nobody talks about these things with

their parents.

That's not weird.

That's really weird. That's normal.

Open any science book. It's all the same.

Certain things need to happen to make you happy.

And I know how to do those things.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to let some long half -asset make that time

miserable for you.

And honestly, I'm not going to leave your room until you let me.

Show you.

Dad, this is supposed to let the kids get over things. I just want to sit in

room and cry it out and do whatever I want to do. I don't need you to sit in

here and talk to me.

Well, not my princess.

My princess is going to learn all the things about life the right way and not

have these wands in the world ruin her first times for her or any other time.

My first time doing what?

I'm sure it's not your first time, but I'm sure it wasn't a great time.

Oh, God, that's weird.

It's not weird.

We're family.

Yeah, that's why it's weird.

Well, family knows best.

These aren't things I want to talk about with my dad.

Why not?

It's creepy.

It's weird. You don't talk to your dad about having sex with your boyfriend.

Why not?

Well, who else are you going to talk about it with? I don't know. How do you

think you came into this world?

Because me and your mom had sex. I don't want to think about you and mom having

sex.

Well, those are the birds and the bees, baby.

Like it or not, these conversations are going to have to happen.

And these experiences are going to have to happen also.

So, as a father, wouldn't you rather

learn from someone?

He knows what they're talking about.

Or from some amateur Juan.

Juan?

Well, Juan's not here.

And you're prettier and you're better than him.

I don't feel better.

I'll make you feel better.

I'm admiring the shirt I got you when you were 13.

Still fit.

Of course it does, and it still looks good on you.

You're being really weird. I don't know why.

Well, how about this?

One time, I show you what a woman should feel like.

And then you know.

And then any other time, it's called raising a bar.

With no...

Man to live up to that and he's not the man for you

What

are

you

doing I'm showing you what my princess deserves

And that is to be treated like a woman.

Come on, princess.

Dad.

I'm not leaving your room until I make you feel beautiful.

Okay, I feel beautiful.

Are you not curious at all?

Dad, this isn't normal.

Well, in some fates it is.

But, seriously, who else to teach you about life than me?

There's some things that you don't really need to teach me.

I've got the different ones.

Okay.

Yeah, Dad, it's really uncomfortable.

We're just family.

We're just getting in on each other.

Bonding in a way.

That's so weird.

Is it?

Yeah, you're making this really weird.

You still have to get dressed.

Who knows your body better than your dad?

I need you.

That's right.

Let me know about this.

Mommy show you how to groom.

You've done some of the girls too.

Yeah.

I'm wet like princess.

You have two fingers, I mean.

That was the first number you said too.

That's better than your first fed meal.

If you split it up, I could get you a bib.

Oh,

you're still a sloppy little girl, aren't you?

You're still a sloppy little girl.

Oh, wait there.

Come here.

Open that mouth.

That's it.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Princess, you swallow food, huh?

Where are we

going

today? Where do you want to go today?

After this big meal, where do you want to go?

Should we go to Chicago?

The last one.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Daddy, your dick feels so good.

Put it all the way down, Daddy.

You like that when Daddy goes deep down your throat?

You want to train the pickup speed?

Oh,

we got some speed going now.

Oh, my God, Daddy, it tastes so good.

I love when you see your dick to me, darling.

Yeah? Yeah. I love when I see you down that throat.

My princess throat.

Keep that mouth open.

Keep that mouth open.

The princess can take your whole damn daughter.

Yes, she can.

That makes me real fucking proud.

That makes daddy really proud.

That princess can do it.

Daddy wants you to get on the bed.

I just want to make you proud, Daddy.

Do you?

Yes. You want to make Daddy proud? Yeah.

I want to make Daddy so proud.

Oh,

Daddy. Yes,

Daddy.

Look at me, Daddy.

Daddy.

Oh, my God, yes.

I never want my princess to get hurt.

It's so different from when I used to bounce you on my knee, huh? Yeah.

A

little

cowgirl, huh?

Oh, my God.

Princess, want to get off?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, Daddy.

Oh, fuck, Princess.

Your holes look so...

That's it, that's it, that's it. Kick that ass.

Bye daddy.

I have a special surprise for Princess.

Give me a come, Daddy.

Is that what Princess wants?

a present? Yeah.

God gives the best present.

You got a big decision to make now.

What's that, Daddy?

Well, you might be having a brother or sister.

So, what do you want to name them?

Name them Juan.

Whatever Princess wants.

And then you can train.

Teach him about the birds.