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What are we making?

Well, I'm trying to make pasta right now.

Some spaghetti, you know.

See? Like this.

Mama mia!

Why do you break it?

You don't break it. You put it in there and you let the water... Isn't that what

you're supposed to do? Like that?

I've seen videos of people doing it like that.

Hey, Americans.

Okay, let's just leave that. Let's focus on the pizza.

Yeah, see? I mean...

So I have some cheese and pepperoni here and flour and eggs for the pizza base,

you know, obviously.

And there's the sauce.

So I do need some water, though.

So I take the flour.

So you go like this.

And you just get a little bit of water.

Try to get it nice and sticky.

Are you trying to get the flour sticky or trying to get your hands sticky?

I don't know. I've never made pizza before.

This is my first time doing it.

And here's the egg.

Okay, let's do this.

When we take this, we put that in there.

Okay, good idea.

just like that better and then mix that up

my god you're so smart and then we take one of these

still getting my hand all sticky though

yeah

good idea no

no no no no no no you keep it you gotta keep it Okay.

It's better turned into a dough.

Not that bad, is it?

You... It might be a crime against my culture, but you're doing okay.

I'm doing okay?

You know... We all have to start somewhere.

Yes.

You're doing good right there. Uh -huh. Mm -hmm.

Look at this.

I'm showing you. Watch this. Go like this and just... Oh, I wasn't being

aggressive enough with it.

Yeah, we're going to take more of this.

Mm -hmm. Put that in there.

Then you go like this, shove that on there.

Is that how you do it in Italy?

That's how we do it in Italy.

More efficient.

Then you take this.

You're good with your hands, Uncle.

It's all in the wrist.

And see how it's all doing. You're going to need to get this. flour

on it so then you can make it into a pizza shape yes just like that little

pizza yes right there okay just take this

good good idea look at that you've got some

dough

Yeah, needs more of that for sure.

So I should get the rolling pin now? Yes, then we grab this and you go like

this. Oh.

And then you just kind of roll it.

Oh, I see.

This is so good. You're making a nice, really good dough.

I must have messed it up. No, no, we just need more flour.

More flour is sticky.

I know, it smells delicious.

It's so good.

Me too.

Much better, yes.

Okay, right there. Now, why don't you go

ahead and... I'm good to add the thoughts?

Yeah, go ahead and add the thoughts.

Trying to make it so there's a crud. You're doing great. You're doing

Magnificent.

You're doing amazing.

Thank you. Absolutely wonderful.

Then some cheese.

More cheese, more cheese, more cheese. Of course.

I like a lot of cheese.

Yes, sir.

I feel like a real chef now.

And then some pepperoni.

Pepperoni is very, very good.

i'm adding some extra for you don't worry you are so sweet

there's

one more

ingredient i wanted to add what are you grabbing pineapple

It's my favorite ingredient on pizza.

It's your favorite?

Yeah, it's good.

Oh, why you do this to me, Amber? Oh, no.

Why, why, why?

I wasn't trying to, like, hurt your feelings or anything.

Oh, my ancestors are turning over in their graves right now.

Why would you, why would you put, why would you put the fucking tree fruits

the pizza?

I think it's good. I know it's not authentic, but, you know.

Oh, this is blasphemy.

Oh, my grandma about to turn over and hug her. Why would she do that?

Oh. I don't know. I thought it would be good. I thought you'd like it.

Let me show you something a little bit different.

Okay, like what?

Let me tell you about the Italian culture.

See, before you do anything, you have to learn about a couple of very key

ingredients. Now, these ingredients sometimes take some tender loving

care.

Okay. I mean, I'm willing to learn since I wasn't doing it, right?

Okay. We're just going to set this atrocity to the side.

Okay. And you're going to come this way.

Right there.

Right there.

Just like that.

Very gentle.

Wow, Uncle.

Very gentle.

And you know, just with the dough, sometimes you're very gentle, but

you just have to take it, turn it over, and give it a little pop. You know, I

think I'm starting to see what you mean, Uncle.

You like the pop?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, let's go ahead and take that off.

Right there.

I'm definitely starting to see what you mean.

If this is Italian culture, then sign me up.

Treat everything like it's a delicacy.

Like with all delicacies, sometimes you just have to give it a little...

Yes, look at the delicacy.

Just get rid of that. Yeah, okay.

oh my god oh yeah just like that right there

you could taste.

Yeah, I want to taste you too. Find the Italian sausage.

You get a little more comfortable.

Oh, yes. Take that off right now.

Yes, do that.

Go ahead and get rid of that.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, come get it.

Come get it.

Wow, Uncle, you're so big.

I see all of you.

I really love your cock, uncle.

Oh, take good care of that. Oh,

how beautiful.

I'm taking care of you.

You know what I want you to do?

I want you to get up here.

Yeah? Get up on that table.

Yeah.

Get up on that table.

You love that pussy. Yeah.

Of course.

I can't wait to feel you inside me.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh my God, uncle.

Shit. Oh.

Tiny little pussy right there.

Little tiny.

Yeah. It can take your cock though.

Oh yeah?

Take that whole cock right there? Uh huh.

You're teasing me now. No.

Okay, inside of...

You have to run your socks like that.

Oh my God,

you're so deep like that.

Open nice and wide for you.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, my God.

So strong.

You want to make a mess of my pizza?

Screw that pizza.

Oh my

God, I love when you fuck me from

behind. Oh my God.

You like that?

Yeah.

Come here.

Come here, just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah. Buried so deep in

me. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, right there.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

Put your knees on there.

Put this foot up right there.

No, no, no, no.

I like how

you talk to me. I love that accent.

Yeah, that's right.

That's a special fucking sauce.

Yeah, that's a special sauce. Oh, yeah.

You know what? Fair enough, uncle.

You made up for it.

Better than pizza?