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Uncle Jack.

Uncle Jack.

Wakey, wakey, Uncle Jack.

What's going on?

Well, I'm pretty sure you and my dad got wasted.

And he's gone to bed and you are passed out on our floor.

Why didn't I come and say hi?

Probably because me and my dad are fighting.

What, like he didn't say anything about it?

It's so annoying.

told him that I want to take a year off and go travel and stuff and he says that

I have to go to college right away or he's not going to pay for it.

What a bunch of bullshit.

Well, you agree with me, don't you?

Uncle Jack, you're my favorite fake uncle.

You're supposed to agree with me.

he took a year off well just because

he's an idiot and you guys are goofballs doesn't mean that I

can't go take a year off and be a perfectly normal well -adjusted woman

to college after

You are my dad's best friend. So, I was thinking, maybe you could help me

convince him.

Come on.

Seriously.

Like, won't you help me?

I don't think you...

father should really be passing judgment on me. I mean, look at you two. I hurt

you guys. You were just drunk and laughing all night long.

Oh, yeah, so you're sober now?

Oh, you sober up fast.

My dad doesn't.

Don't you think it's a bit hypocritical?

That he can act like a delinquent and go out drinking all night with his best

friend and I can't take a year off before college?

Right? So you agree with me.

I should get to do whatever I want.

That's what you said. Whatever I want.

Uh -huh.

What do you mean you have to side with him?

You're my uncle.

Fake uncle.

So?

Can't you just tell him?

I don't want to be his perfect little angel, okay? I know that's what he

But that's just not who I am.

I mean, he's the one who raised me.

You guys can't just pretend that I'm not a grown -up anymore.

I'm a woman now.

And I have my own mind.

And I can say what I want and think what I want and do what I want.

And I don't want to go.

I mean, not right away.

And I want to have fun.

Don't you think I should have fun?

So, Uncle Jack, my favorite fake uncle, maybe.

You could help me convince him.

I'm not doing anything.

Maybe I'm just helping you see things from my perspective.

able to experience the world?

You'll convince my daddy, right?

I'll tell him that he should let me go if he loves me.

Isn't that how the saying works?

Come on, Jack. You're not really my uncle.

You're just my daddy's best friend.

And you can convince him.

He always does what you suggest. He trusts you.

You're the only one that can really influence him.

Isn't it uncomfortable sleeping in these khakis?

Am I really still just a little girl to you?

I think

you'll find that I've

grown up quite a bit.

I'll show you.

I'm not a little girl anymore.

And you'll convince my dad.

Dee?

Really?

Am I naughty?

Really?

I

mean...

Aren't these the types of experiences

that I'm supposed to be having?

I have time to learn, go to school,

make a future for myself.

But I'm not gonna be so cute and young forever.

You think that I should just go and waste away in some college

auditorium?

You don't think that I should be out enjoying

a year off after working so hard in high school?

I know you can convince him, Uncle Jack.

You're my daddy's best friend.

And he won't listen to me.

Really? Am I driving you crazy?

Uncle Jack?

I don't know.

You haven't agreed to help me yet.

Maybe I should just go back to bed and leave you here on the floor.

Huh?

Should I do that?

Should I just leave you here?

Is

that what I

should do?

Are you gonna help me?

Want to help me?

Can you help me with that?

I'm gonna take a year off before college.

I said.

And if he

doesn't listen to me, I'm gonna fuck all his friends.

Maybe leave that part out.

Where'd I learn to talk like that?

I don't know.

Maybe it just comes naturally to me.

Uncle Jack.

college right away.

I'm not gonna get into any trouble.

saying you got my dad wasted tonight?

I thought he'd probably hear us.

Huh?

What do you think my daddy would say if he found you fucking his

daughter, huh?

Would he be mad, Uncle Jack?

But that's exactly what I am.

little bit

Well, if you don't tell my daddy that I should take a year off before going to

college, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

And he wakes up and goes into that kitchen over there to make you coffee.

That's exactly what you're gonna tell him.

not far away.

See you at breakfast.