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Fuck her all the lights in the house on. Every fucking light.

Every fucking light in the house is on. What the fuck is going on? Why is that

fucking kitchen sink on? What the fuck?

Jesus Christ.

What the hell is going on around here?

Oh my God.

This is unacceptable.

These bills are out of fucking control.

Where is that little fucking bitch? Jesus Christ.

Every fucking light in this fucking house is on.

Hey.

Hold on. What in the fuck is going on around here?

I gotta go.

What do you think is going on?

I'm hanging out in my room. Every single fucking light is on in this house. I

just looked over the bills on my phone. The bills are more than they've ever

been since I've lived here. I've never seen this fucking intent. I'm living in

my house. It's fucking crazy.

And not only that, the kitchen sink was on.

The fucking, why was the fucking bath, the bath water running with nothing

holding the water back? What is that all about?

Every lifetime, all the water's running, the fucking building's to the roof.

You're sitting here on your fucking phone talking to boys. You don't have a

fucking job. What the fuck is your problem, dude? I'm going to school full

-time. I can't handle a job at the same time. You're not going to school full

-time. You're not doing 12 hours. Fuck no, you're not. I know you're not.

I still have a lot of... You're not talking to your retarded real father.

fucking stupid.

Well, you're not my real dad, are you? Yeah, well, you know what? He thinks

you're doing 12 hours. You're not.

I'm doing a lot of school, okay? I'm working really hard.

When I went to college, I did 15 hours a semester.

You're doing nothing.

When you went to college, you had to, like, walk five miles in the snow uphill

both ways.

But times have changed. I'm working really hard, and I deserve this.

You deserve to sit in your bed and talk to cute boys.

Who do you know? who I was talking to. That was almost comical. It could have

been a homework assignment.

Yeah, well, I want to hear all about it. I'm going to take a little fucking seat

here. I want to have a conversation with you about responsibility and

how your real father fucked you up.

I'm making good grades.

Please. I'm working really hard.

I have not seen any of your good grades. I think you're full of shit.

I mean, I'm still in college.

What are these skimpy clothes you're wearing?

What is it?

I'm going to dress up like a conservative.

Don't be such a perv. I can dress up the way I want. It's the way that I want.

You got Einstein over here acting like you're something.

I mean... Why don't you hung it up? It's lazy.

Why don't you do it for me, Dad?

What do you do around here?

I mean, like, obviously I could use some help. I work my ass off. I work like 89

hours a week. What are you talking about, you crazy nitwit?

Well, what are you doing home in the middle of the day right now, then?

To pick up something I need for work.

I almost called you something I was going to regret, but you almost got it

out of me. Calling me bad names, too?

Yeah. Just like my real dad, aren't you?

Yeah, but you know what? You were just defending your real dad. You're really

just kind of like you're just confused and don't know what the fuck you want.

I just want to be left alone at peace, like with my friends. Listen, I'm going

to teach you. I'm going to tell you something. Why call him back?

Listen, I'm going to say something I've told many girls and many women in my

day, okay?

I'm old.

Cute boys are not the resolution to everything in life.

Okay?

Cute boys don't resolve everything.

School resolves things, and that's why I'm busy.

So... You're not busy. Dude, listen. Everything in this fucking house was on.

So? I forgot.

I'm exaggerating. Half of them were on, but every single fucking lot was on.

Okay, like half of those were on YouTube. Look at the goddamn disco in

with all your funky lights.

Well, like, it looks cool in there. It looks like something like a flamethrower

would be doing. Kind of like, you know, out of control.

And then you don't care about the bills. All right, bottom line is, this is what

I'm talking about. You have to get a job.

There's no way I'm getting a job.

Why not?

Because I'm too busy for a job, obviously, and I'm still in school.

You have a job. You take care of the bills. What if I just like try not to

the life on?

Don't you want money?

Are you going to give me money?

You're not getting any money from me, but you got to start paying rent here.

can't stay here. I'm going to school.

Come on.

That's what my mom said. I can stay here for free if I go to school and I'm

going to school and I'm getting good grades. So I don't know why you're

out so much. Guess what your mother's doing right now.

What?

She's trying to figure out a way to divorce me. And she's out cheating on

She's out blowing some fucking boat captain or some fucking bartender and

fucking cruise. I haven't seen her in a week.

I haven't either because I've been busy with school.

Yeah, tell me a little bit about it. I see a lot of books laying around. I see

lot of pens and highlighters.

Laptops laying around. It's the 21st century, and when you do everything

I can go to full, like, everything I need on my phone. Yeah, well, you're

like it's the 18th century. You don't know what you're doing. You're out of

control.

What, leaving some lights on and leaving the water running and, like... That's

what happens. We don't go to church for one week.

Like, you've been smoking all... Have you been fucking put out? Look at

Look at those fucking marks on the wall. No!

What's going on in here? Who's the... dope anymore.

It was fucking grass.

Oh, my God. You're calling it grass now?

Have you been fucking grass? How old are you?

What are all these marks on the wall? Those are from you smoking. No, I moved

and this was already happening. This is not... Well, you need to hang up those

Einstein pictures and cover that shit up. You should do it for me.

No,

I'm not doing shit. Okay, if I go turn off every light in this house, will you

please hang up Einstein for me?

No, not tonight. I'm busy. I have to get back to the office.

Okay, then get out of here. Whatever. What are we going to do about a job?

I don't know how many times I've told you, like... How do you pay for your

boy's food and stuff like that? Because I know you date losers a dime a month.

How do you pay for your food and stuff?

Why do you think everybody I date is a loser?

Because... Because they're like you?

Because you don't have a job.

Yeah, cool. You're smart, but... I'm great.

And that's why I'm going to school so that way when I do get a job, it's a

job and not just, like, I don't know, a job that I hate where I'm barely making

any money and, like, it's taking away from my school.

You know what? You know what I think?

You know, we haven't been to church in a while.

We haven't been to church in three weeks. I think that's the key problem.

Oh, my God. If we go to church, will you just leave? You need Jesus in your

soul. That's what's happening right now.

Jesus and I have a great relationship, Dad. I don't need to see him every

week at church.

I just need. Maybe you need to see all of them. Maybe all of them. Maybe

Somebody. Oh, my God.

Religion is not going to help me. School is. It's the only thing that's going to

help you because you're the type of person that needs religion. No, you know

what's going to help me?

You're going to help me by continuing to keep the life on in here because you

have a real job.

So you're going to patronize me now? Come on, Dad.

I really appreciate you letting me live here. Don't try to placate me. You

patronized me. Then you try to placate me. Now you're disrespecting me. You

what? Now my dick's getting hard.

Ew. You're pervy.

Your little mind games are kind of turning me on a little bit. Oh, my God.

Gross. You fuck my mom. This is not okay.

Like, please.

Was that out of line?

I just want to do my schoolwork.

What do I have to do to make you leave me alone so that way I can go back to

what I was doing? You know what you can do? You can give me a fucking blowjob.

How about that? Because you're my mom. Oh, my God.

Fuck off.

Kindly fuck off. Like, fuck all the way off.

You stay here for free. You don't do shit. Because I'm going to school.

Yeah, but you're laying in bed talking on the phone with a cute boy. That's all

that matters to you.

I swear, I'm just going to get it. I will pay for you to get a cute boy

You can get a tattoo on your arms.

Cute boys.

One on one side, one on the other. No.

I mean, of course I like cute boys.

Well, that's it.

Duh. But like... You know, if you keep this up, you're going to be one of those

girls that end up in porn.

I can just see it now.

What's wrong with porn?

It's just something you don't want to do. It's the devil's work.

The devil's work.

Yes, it is.

Oh, man.

The devil... So like, if I see porn...

I am the devil. No. I've given up. No. If you do porn, then you went to the

side. You're going to go to hell for the rest of your life.

Dad, I don't want to get back to my floor.

Not for the rest of your life. You're getting my mind off.

You're going to be spending an eternity in hell with Satan. If you continue down

this path, you're going to end up a pornographer. You want me to do that,

you? No, I don't.

Oh, my God. Just like you want me to suck your dick right now. Well, I'm

to twist everything around. I can see you're getting hard.

I was just joking with you. Oh, my God. You're so disgusting. This is turning

you on.

No, it's not.

Oh, my God. Yes, it is. I can see your dick. No, you fucking leaving everything

on is what turned me on. Yeah?

Pissed me the fuck off.

Because I could come in here and have Minion over you.

Now look, I'll make a deal with you.

I will not kick you out. You will not have to go sleep on your friend's couch.

You're going to have to start making ends meet around here. And you know

One way to do that?

Just fucking fuck my dick, dude.

I swear to God, if you gave me a blowjob once a week, I would just leave you

alone. I wouldn't say shit to your mom.

I wouldn't say shit to anybody. I'd just keep my mouth shut.

You know what I mean? Are you serious right now?

Well, how about this? How about you come down here and how about you just go on

for a minute, okay?

Just rub it. Oh, God.

Just rub it for a minute.

This is so weird. You don't have to hear about this ever again.

This is so weird.

It kind of pays off, doesn't it? Oh, my God.

Okay, seriously, if I do this, you're going to leave me alone? Just rub on it.

Oh, my God.

I want you to take a selfie for your boyfriend.

No, no, no, no, no. What if my dick was longer than your face and you showed it

to your boyfriend?

This is so weird. No, no, I'm not going to take a picture of your dick.

I don't want anybody to know if I do this, which I don't even. All right.

Okay. If you want to sleep on a couch, you want your mom to know that you're

doing shit. I'll go ahead and give her a buzz right now. You're going to kick me

out if I don't blow you.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

What? You know, do what I'm working with.

Maybe you'll like it. You never know.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I never want to hear another word about the fucking lights being on when you

come home from work. If you do this, you can leave everything in the house on as

long as you want because you earned it. If I do this, I'm leaving everything in

the house fucking on all the time. This is genuine work.

This is a lot of respect.

You know?

It's a wonderful job, you know?

Oh, my God.

Okay, you just got to promise me you're never going to tell anybody about this.

Who am I going to tell about it? I don't know. Fucking your friends.

I don't have any friends. I work like crazy. If I told somebody at work that I

must have no respect for my dick, I'd get fired.

I mean, at least it's vague.

I'm not, yeah, you're scared of it. I'm not your, not that big of a deal.

Bottom line is you've got to earn your cheaper on here. Okay, I'm earning it. I

hear you. That feels good. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Doesn't that make you feel good? Weird.

I mean, I definitely didn't think I would be doing this right now.

Oh, my God. I think you are bigger than my boyfriend.

Well, you know what?

I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but... Okay.

It's turning you on. Look at you.

You're a little slut. You got your mom in you.

I think my mom's had you in her, but... Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You have had sex with my mom and me?

Fuck, fine.

Does that feel good?

Man, there's a big old lot of cash on the table out there when I leave, too.

Cash and a free place to live?

Mm -hmm.

Suck your way to freedom.

Mm -hmm.

You look like you know what you're doing.

Mm -hmm.

It's your first time.

I've never seen a penis before, Dad.

Do you like it when I squeeze your palm?

I see when I'm in the living room and I share how you look at my cross.

Well, you always have a boner.

If I would have known this, I would have nipped this in the bud a long time ago.

Just like school, if I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it well.

And that includes second day.

It includes anything.

Yeah, I'm definitely proud of my blowjob skills.

Okay, well, here you go.

Please.

You dig so big.

Say thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

It's faulty.

You're telling me to swallow and you're coming down the back of my throat.

Oh, my God.

Okay. We tell no one about this and I live here for free?

Yeah. Okay, cool.

Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it? We were getting to it there for a little bit.

We got those.

Yeah, you know, you've got to look at me. You just get to practice with me. So

when you're with your boyfriend, you can be like, look at these skills I got.

Yeah.

I'm going to leave you alone.

I'll get out of here. Yeah, get out of here. You can do whatever you want. I'm

going to leave some money on the counter, too.

Yay, I get to go shopping.

Exactly.

You're learning quick, aren't you?

Thanks for teaching me, Dad.

Okay, yeah, we tell no one. Nope. Okay.

It's 4 o 'clock in the morning. What's going on?

Yeah, so why are you awake right now?

Shh. Shut the fuck up.

Wake your mom up. She's going to fucking kill you.

Get over here.

Get over here.

Why?

Why not?

What are you going to do? Are you going to have to go to the bedroom and touch

your cute boy?

That's right.

Yeah, well... Then you can get in the dick.

I figured you might want to watch the Wi -Fi special with me.

Fucking nerd.

I can't stop watching it. I'm addicted.

You and, like, every single other teenage boy in the world. How old are

I'm fucking five years older.

I'm not a teenage boy. What the hell is that?

Sorry. Like, all the other 45 -year -old guys in the world that obsess over the

same sci -fi trilogy thing.

Oh, my God. Is that what you were doing all night? It was just watching those

movies? You're so mean. You're bullying me.

You're bullying me.

Let me spray your breath.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't drink.

I don't... You called a dope the other day, too. Who does that?

You can't be smoking grass. I don't smoke grass.

Your brain hasn't developed enough yet to be smoking grass. My brain is great.

You saw my grades at school. I showed you the other day. I'm doing great.

I don't know how to go have fun with my friends.

Yeah, what kind of fun are you talking about? You're slurring your words and

whatnot. Because I'm tired and it's late, okay? Why are you even fucking

right now?

Why are you awake right now? Why are you bothering me? Can I just go to bed?

Please tell me you're not smoking grass.

Only if you promise to stop calling it grass because the fuck says smoky grass

or smoky dope.

I'm not. 45 -year -old man watching a sci -fi movie late at night.

I am a young... I'm allowed to go have fun. I'm allowed to have a

life. But you haven't been smoking grass.

I have not been smoking the devil's grass.

You've been smoking the devil's lettuce.

Devil's lettuce. Is that what the term is?

I don't know.

Yeah, reason madness. You need to catch up on your history.

Reason madness.

You need to pay attention to it.

Is that like a book or something?

I've had it with you.

I've had it with you. I'm going to bed now.

No, you're not.

You sit right there, woman.

Yeah. Little young lady.

I'm a woman, am I? You want me to sit right here?

Hey, stop that.

Come on, I gotta get out of here.

Are you afraid of what the devil has for lettuce between my legs? Yeah, I think

you might be afraid of the devil that's sleeping in the bedroom right now.

Oh my gosh. She hates it.

and you come in fucking late. She fucking despises it.

Don't fucking tell her that.

Oh, and now you remember. What are you doing? Cover yourself up. What are you

doing? Why?

Where did you leave your pants? I didn't know you were thinking about the other

day. Ah, man.

Oh, don't act like you don't like it.

Stop it.

My cute little puppy.

Way younger. Oh, my God.

Throwing you $1 ,000 fucking shoes and throwing it at you.

Stop it. How do you know that costs $1 ,000? Because you're bragging. about it

the other day when you were drunk.

No, I wasn't.

Yeah, you were just sober being weird at me.

Yeah, you need to get shit together.

If you're tired and you're serious, you need to get shit together.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I don't want your mother awake. Jesus

Christ. I bet you don't want her to see this and find out.

You need to stop.

Stop what?

What are you doing? Stop what, Sam?

Where are your fucking manners?

I don't fucking know.

Where are your fucking manners? You're in trouble. You know what I'm going to

do? You're in trouble. You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to bend you over and thank you.

Do what?

I'm going to bend you over and thank you. How fucking old do you think I am?

Because apparently your dad didn't do it enough.

Well, my dad was never there, so, like, if you want to go there.

Oh, my God.

Dude, what are you having? Have fun with this.

Okay, but why did you deserve that?

Were you having that much fun with three real witches now?

I was having a lot of fun, but, like, not... They couldn't get their dick

though. They what?

They, like... You know how that guy just, like... I don't know, he was,

his head too much, and he, like, couldn't get it up for me.

What?

So you...

get his dick hurt. He spanked me because I couldn't get his dick hurt.

That's not very nice.

How many spankings do I have to have before I can go to bed?

This isn't fair.

I like dick. I like dick a lot.

I feel your dick is really fucking hard right now. I feel your dick on my

titties. They're really, really hard.

I mean, you're a hard cock.

My mom's not fucking using you anymore.

Oh, my God. You're out of control.

You're out of control.

Bad girl.

No, I actually feel kind of nice. Can you go harder?

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

That's a spanking, huh, Daddy?

You're going to learn your lesson. You're going to learn your lesson.

Oh,

my God.

You're so mean to me.

Dad, I just want to live here for free and go to school and sleep.

This is so...

I mean, it's bigger than the guy who couldn't get it up for me.

It sounds like exactly what it means. You're big. You have a big dick, Dad,

okay? I mean, yeah, a little bit.

Can I come?

Don't be too loud moaning over there. You might wake up mom.

Now your balls are out.

Oh my God, it's going to get hard for me.

You're such a perv.

You be quiet.

Don't fucking wake her up.

Bend over.

I'm going to show you what your date couldn't do.

What couldn't he do?

I'll show you what your date couldn't do.

Bend over.

That's cool.

Put your panties on the back of the car.

I never wore them. I didn't ever have panties today.

Hey, they're often uncomfortable.

They just look pretty.

Is that what you wanted your date to do?

I wanted him to fill me up, yeah.

if you don't like them too.

Make them bounce, Daddy.

Orgasm? Is that what that was?

I thought you wanted me to come all over you.

It's just a taste.

Oh, yeah.

I want to taste me on your tongue.

Taste your prey tongue.

You know,

I'm really immature for my age. I keep trying to tell you. I'm not just a

girl.

Yeah, I had a little issue in the bathroom.

A fucking used condom and someone's boxers landed on the fucking floor. Are

fucking serious?

Ew.

I am so sorry. I did not realize.

I'm fucking slapping for this shit. It's disgusting.

I had to touch that shit and throw it in the fucking trash so your mother didn't

see it watching your ass.

I mean, it might have been. That's fucking disgusting.

I can't have that shit, man. Come on.

I'm cool, but I'm not that fucking cool. I agree, that was not okay. I'm sorry

that you had to experience the condom on the floor.

Okay, did he not wear his boxers home?

Dude, he left his fucking boxers and a huge condom on the fucking floor. It's

fucking disgusting.

That was gross. I agree with you, that shouldn't happen.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Dude, and he didn't even, he could barely keep it hard for me. He didn't

cum at all.

What if your mother saw that? Dude, I wouldn't get in trouble for that shit.

She would think it was me probably.

Exactly. Yeah, I already seen this on the security cameras. Jesus fucking

Christ.

Shh, don't talk like that. There's no way she knows.

Yeah, well, that was pretty fucking vile what I just fucking saw.

You know?

I'm really glad I didn't walk in and see that myself.

Thanks for cleaning it up.

Is it cleaned up? Do you need me to go take care of it?

Yeah, it's fucking cleaned up. It's not funny. What are you fucking laughing

about? I mean, it's kind of funny. It's gross. It's really gross. I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

It's so fucking gross funny, huh?

I can't believe you fucking did that. Fuck you, man. You know what? I'm not

shit.

You know? I'm just being me.

Fuck you.

You fucked yourself up with this shit, man. The fuck is your fucking problem?

Huh?

Yeah,

you're just pissed.

Yeah, you're just pissed I'm not fucking you.

Ed's pissed.

I agree. You shouldn't talk to him.

Yeah, he wasn't as big as you.

You know what?

I'm fucking pissed.

I'm already fucking ready to fucking...

Punish you. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're so fucking hard.

You got turned on by that condom, didn't you? Fuck you.

I'm going to turn around to what I'm going to do to you for having a fucking

condom on me. Fuck you.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.

You feel better? You fucking about to do that?

You're a fucking slut. You probably fucking set it up yourself.

No,

there was a real boy with real boxers, but I'm glad it made me jealous.

Yeah, right. And nobody's fucking pussy in this house except for me. Every pussy

in this house is mine.

Whatever you say.

Yeah, every pussy in this house is mine.

Every pussy in this house is yours, Dad.

We established that.

Let me see your tits.

These tits?

No, the other ones. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

in this chair.

What? You've been paying for your gymnastics class. Let's see what the

got.

Okay. You've been bragging about all your sucking dicks and fucking amazing

gymnastics. Let's see what you got.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

It's pretty fucking acrobatic. Kind of impressed.

I'm sorry.

Am I too big?

Oh, fuck.

You're just so much bigger than those little boys that keep trying to fuck.

You like it bigger?

I like it bigger like this.

It's kind of a lot to take, but you've been stretching me out.

pretty gymnastics.

I told you.

Oh,

you've got tricks now, huh?

It's you. I don't know what you're doing.

I'm running fast.

You're done.

But now it feels so fucking good.

I'm not scared at all. Oh,

it's so nice. You get hard and you stay hard for me, Dad.

These boys just haven't been.

Don't take it out.

Oh, yeah.

You just can't get enough of me, can you?

It's the other way around.

Oh, maybe we can just fucking, motherfucking each other.

taste my cum on your cock, daddy, please?

Oh,

please,

I really, really, really want it.

I really, really want you to cum on my face, daddy, please.

Please will you cum on my face, daddy?

I've been watching porn online.

Oh, really?

in my mouth it's really not it's

on the brain every single drop has come from these balls

facial daddy your balls gotta be so full of

comfort me i know you've been saving it you're not coming for mom anymore

you're only coming for me now right

Where did you learn to talk like that?

I was looking at your computer.

I'm not getting on my computer, you little snake.

Let's see you back there. Be comfortable.

You need to know something.

What? If I'm going to come out of your face, I have to be standing up.

Oh, you can't do it sitting?

There's a thing called gravity. Well, stand up then.

Well, I guess the money I've been paying for your gymnastics has paid off, so

I'll let everything fly this time. No more fucking boxes to come home to.

I promise you won't come home to that again.

All right.