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My name is ErDanChu, this is my piss.

Look, yellow, dirty and setting too.

You can tell that I am lack of nutrition.

I am not got good stuff to eat. I am so poor

There are war every year.

Not a peaceful world, lots of people out of work.

So I collect debt for people.

I am happy with this job

My boss is Wang everybody call him king

king master of WuChang.

He plays me everyday,

treat me as his toy

If I were a girl, he will fuck me.

Luck he got wife and mid-wife,

everyone are pretty.

Or else, I will have sore ass hole

Chen, hurry up, return three silvers

My husband is dead, who is it?

I am collect debt for king Wang

You owe him three silvers, not return yet.

Yes, but...

We don't have anything left here.

Only three kids left,

you can have them

I don't think my boss will want these kids

Your boss don't want them,

you can buy them.

Go, get going.

No, no, no.

Sir, please save my family

We don't have anything to eat for three days

If you can stand it, you can buy me too.

Are you joking?

Okay, I got something, I got something

I have something for you to eat.

Ma, I am so cold

I am nothing but good heart

If I were mean a bit more,

I will be rich now.

I give all I left for others this time.

I swear I will be mean from now on

So I have a chance to get rich.

Because I don't have lunch.

So I decide to go home eat something.

And think of something to cheat my boss

Honey.

Gentleman, this is my wife.

Her last name is Chiang, first name is HanLi.

After married me, her nam is Chu HanLi

I think she is the greatest eater in the world

And the greatest sleeper, most stupid woman in the world

This is also prove a saying: Big breast with no brain

Honey, time to get up

Honey, did you bring something for me to eat?

Did you cook?

I did, but when put the rice in the pot

I found there are no water.

I tried to get water from the well,

but it was so far away.

And then I got tired and sleep died.

Let me ask you, there are 24 hours a day.

How long is enough for those 4 hours

About 20 hours

What did you do for those 4 hours?

I were busy think about

what to do next for 2 hours

How about those final 2 hours?

I think and blame myself,

feel sorry for myself.

and then 2 hours were gone.

Why should I married you then?

To sleep with you.

I don't you got anything to do.

Okay, kid, you are really poor.

Hi, what are you doing?

I am eating a banana, do you want some?

Eating banana, you should eat my banana.

How can I eat that banana?

This one is bigger

It's itching

Hey, what are you doing again?

You tease me like this,

no wonder I got itching and hurt.

Okay, I don't tease you no more.

Eat your banana, I don't tease you!

Banana

Honey, what are you doing again?

Look at this, so funny, look.

My godness, I quit.

Honey, you don't come,

I will go to sleep.

Are you really? I am not done yet.

I am naked, help yourself.

Buffet is how now.

My god, what did I do wrong?

To get this kind of womany as my wife.

Kit, I think it was too much for you.

Chu ErDan

Who is it?

Chu ErDan, you lazy son of bitch.

No, no, I just come back to take a bath

I will go back after change my cloth

Sir, Master wants you to see him right now.

Okay... wait for me, I will be there now.

Guys, let my introduce a super,

super ugly man to you

He is my boss, Master king Wang,

really name is Wang DiRen

He will do anything to get his business

Not enough rice, he will buy all the rice

Not enough salt, he will buy all the salt

Not enough chicken, he will get chicken

He will make things more expensive.

The reason why I married a dump wife.

Is all because he hide all the good women.

This one is his wife, belong to battle type.

Dark and strong, bite your bird.

Great tits and ass, great appetite.

This one is his mistress,

a cheap one.

Big tits and ass,

great appetite

Love to eat fat ChaShau, it's her favorite.

This is LinLin, that is LongLong.

Small and slim.

Both of them is king Wang's pearls.

Baby twin daughter of Wang.

Where is that bastard Chu?

Big Master.

How is your job? Collect all the debt?

I couldn't find him for so long

couldn't?

No wonder you can't find him at this time

Forget it, sit down and eat, give him a bowl of noodle.

Thank you big master.

Thanks.

What is this?

It's... died cat... this is a died cat...

You can't collect the money, and you want to eat

Why can I feed you died cat noodle?

Sir, forget it, don't dease him.

Ru I, give him something to eat.

Yes, come.

Thanks.

What is wrong with you? Are you OK?

Nothing...

Why are you crying?

Who did what to you?

I feel so sad.

I were like you, people treat me as a toy.

Why should we take these insult?

Gril, there is saying

it will dawn at last

Nothing.

Chu sir...

I think you are only good guy over here

Actully I like you a lot.

Don't stop, don't stop...

How dare are you seduce my baby.

Look at you,

your dick have only two inches long.

How can you seduce my baby?

I didn't, this is mistake

You didn't

did you mean she seduces you?

Yes.

Okay, I will send you to the police,

Let them decide.

No, don't...

Tell me what to do then?

They said, there is a status

in Satan's temple of mountain.

They said it was horrible.

Let's do it that way.

If he can bring back that status.

For us to see.

We will let him go.

Okay, deal.

Give him back his pants.

Go, get going, hurry up...

Now he is on his way to steal that status.

I bet ten thousand, he will get it

OK, let's talk after he get it.

Master, don't, I have enough.

If you win,

you have to buy a necklace for me.

What necklace? Go wash your mouth.

What a miserable life I got.

Your small sigh,

big brother will frighten all night.

I don't know if there is ghost or not?

Miss, are you a ghost or human?

Don't frighten all night.

Sir, I am human being,

but I would rather be a ghost than human

What are you talking about?

I was a good girl,

husband killed in the battle field years ago.

To avoid sexual harassment, so I was here

I was lost the other day in the mountain,

they harassed me.

Is being a ghost better than being a human?

It's cold, do cold.

Lady, you look bad, so bad

Forehead so cold

If you sit here for hours, you will be freeze to death.

Sir, you are a good man, leave me along

Take your cloth.

How can I leave you along?

Thanks.

Lady, let put it that way,

you wait here a moment.

I got something from inside and then I escort you down.

Then you stay at my house till you cure.

Don't get me wrong, I have a wife

Sir, you a really good guy.

Lady, what's matter?

You wake up...

No.

Don't be afraid, I am here to pay back your good deed.

No need

Yes, for sure.

No, no...

If I don't pretend now,

how can I get even.

Shit, finish sperm donation, now is blood donation.

Smell good.

What are you? How dare to mess around here.

Hide your face now.

Judge, please don't blame it on me.

I dare not to do it again...

Mr. Judge.

Again?

Do you want me to beat you really hard?

Mr. Judge, I dare not,

please forgive me.

I really can't afford it.

Give me one good reason then.

If you make me happy, I will let you go.

I heard it all from my neighbors.

By drinking his blood,

I will have a wonderful next life.

Nonsense, if you buy that there will be no policy in heaven.

No way...

Sir, I dare not to do it again, please let me go.

Sir, other ghosts deceived me too.

You are really something, you believe ghost talks

Okay, you are lucky,

I am in good mood today.

I will let you go,

go as far as you can

Be good and back to your grave.

Thanks...

Disappear.

Thank you for saving my ass,

let me worship you.

No need.

You are stupid,

you are so miserable and ghost dispute you

I pity you very much

Master, how come you know

all my things?

I can tell where and when the guy should die or not

You just small case,

how should I don't know?

Yes, you are right,

you are so great, I am so stupid.

You idiot, you got a wrong temple.

No way? This is Satan's temple.

This is next to Satan's temple.

Sorry, it's my mistake.

Your boss is a unrighteous man.

He even want to fuck with me, so I will fuck him

Carry me down

Yes.

It's all over.

Sir, please don't blame me,

I am not on purpose.

Let's put it this way, I will fix it back home

And then buy a chicken for you.

If no chicken, there are eggs.

If no eggs, there is me,

Okay?

You better give me your words.

I am for sure, I can swear...

No need, although you are slow,

you got good heart.

I believe you.

Chu ErDan, how dare are you.

Judge Lu of Satan's temple, you dare to stole it.

Big boss, can I go?

Yes, get lost.

Thank you big boss, Thanks.

Okay, you are great.

You lost, give me ten thousand.

Here.

Bet with me,

I, Master Wong, afraid of nothing.

Send someone return this status right away

You can't offense this Lu Pan.

Damn it, take a lot, this is mud

Do you think its real?

Don't say that, in case...

Okay, I bet you ten thousand again.

I take his cloth off,

let you guy watch, Okay?

I dare not to bet with that.

How dare to take my cloth off.

Don't go.

Help...

What did I,

Chu ErDan, do wrong anyway?

How come I married this kind of wife?

Whole day long she just eat and sleep or sleep and eat

My god, I don't have any hope in this life

Chu ErDan, I bet you can't

Master Judge.

Chu ErDan, you have a great heart.

But you only have six sould out of seven.

So you became no feeling,

no wonder you can't study.

No wonder.

Before life, your wife must be a pig.

Look, pig heart with human head.

Pig heart.

That's mean, transform incomplete.

What... what to do then?

Help her change her heart.

Change a heart, will it die?

Others will die, but I can do without problem

Thank you Master Judge.

I am release now, but...

What?

Besides heart,

Can I change other things too?

Except character, you can change anything

That is you move mountain but hard to move yourself

That is what is mean.

Can I change that?

Are you try to change your dick?

Sure, I can help you change into a magic dick

13 inches long, 3 inches round,

hard as iron, hot as fire.

Satisfied?

More than enough, thanks.

Okay, get in bed hurry.

I can change both of you.

No wonder he want to change too.

Full of shit, no knowledge whatsoever.

No wonder you can't study.

I will give you a delicate heart.

You will become smart later.

Am I dreaming?

No, you change your heart and dick last night.

Who are you? Where are you

I am your dick,

right in your pants.

You are Chu ErDan, I am little Dan then

Are you the magic dick that the master Judge gave me?

That's right.

Later on, both of us share everything

include girls.

Don't you ever like man,

to let me eat shit.

I can't image, you can really talk.

Of course.

If you can't find someone to talk to,

you can call me.

That's right.

Hey, your wife have your meal ready.

Honey, get up

Honey, you so pretty now.

I don't know why,

I feel good after get up.

I borrow two dollars

To buy some fresh good to cook for you

Enjoy it.

Come, taste this.

So good, you are really something.

Master Judge.

I fully understand.

Chu ErDan, I gave her a delicate.

and kind heart

Look at her, how good she is.

No wonder, thanks Master Judge.

Chu ErDan, my name is Lu

You can call me Judge Lu, or Master Lu.

You have fate with me, so I help you, come

Help me fix this judgement book,

sent it to Satan's temple fast.

Or else no one die in the world,

whole world will in mess.

This is critical matter.

I know, there are many who deserve to die in the world

They don't have anything to eat.

It's all depend on you.

I know, I know, don't worry,

I will take care all of them.

You house was too lousy

I help you to fix it, have a new one instead.

Look at this, so much money.

Indeed, so many silvers.

Chu ErDan, Be a good person now

You will be somebody later.

Yes.

Bye.

What a beautiful house.

So pretty, look at this too.

Look, take a look at your dress.

It's so beautiful.

Do you like it?

Yes, I do.

Really.

Honey, What's wrong with you?

This is the magic dick that Master Lu gave me

Look like it need to put to work

Honey, it's hurt.

Sorry, not get used of it now.

Kid, be patient.

Got it...

What? Honey, I am coming

Slowly.

Slow down.

Honey, eating banana now?

Yes, I have already found a most wonderful banana

Honey, reading comic book now?

No,

I have read the best one already.

Really? Honey.

Feeling good.

Really.

Do you know that I have already come for many times.

After Master Lu changed my heart.

I really lighten up.

I can't see lots of things before,

now I can see.

Today, I found Master Wong's uncle.

That is brother of madam.

He cheat on Master by making fake account

I think it over and decide to tell Master

Knelt down, you bastard.

How can you deceived me?

Brother-in law, you have to make it all clear.

Sir, you have to check it all up.

I knew it already.

Him?

From now on,

Chu ErDan will be his substitute.

You bastard, get away from me.

Don't... Sir.

Thank you Master.

Big brother, there is gathering outside,

lots of women.

Let's take a walk outside.

No way, I got lots of things to do.

Till you finish,

girls are all gone, let's go.

This... this won't do.

Smell good?

Yes, very good.

Really?

Kid, how did you know?

I can smell it.

What are you stand here for?

are you ready?

Ready

Let's go then

Yes.

What a girl, it's really precious.

You, don't even think,

you bastard.

She, she is the most famous girl in here

She is really famous

Everyone want do have it with her.

Waiting line is very, very long.

My brother-in-law, go out early morning.

You, till next life, damn.

Brother, leave him alone

Let's check this whorehouse tonight.

Okay.

Hurry, hurry up, give me one.

Why are you so late tonight?

Before I settle her,

how can I come?

Okay, let's get in.

Wait, wait, this is your number.

What for?

Your number is 167

167, what is this for?

Please sign up inside, bit for it.

Whoever have a higher bit

can spend a night with Lily girl

No way? This is too much.

Hey, I came here many times, I didn't get my turn yet.

Really?

Really.

Kid, What's wrong?

Brother, don't wait in line.

Wait till our turn, she will be too old,

get back to home.

Back to home.

I got an idea.

It's all depend on you.

Good.

Sorry... come earlier next time.

Sorry...

Thanks...

How come you were here too, sign up too

You ain't got a chance,

she is mine for one month

One month? I have to congratulate you, master Wong.

If you want to know Lily girl's

special technique.

I will tell you tomorrow

Master Wong, upstair please.

It's all your fault, what a good idea.

You stupid.

What a girl,

wasted by your boss.

This is just like a flower sitting on a pile of bull shit.

You are awake.

Enough resting, so I get out.

Big brother, find me a red ribbon and wrap me.

If you wrap me really good, I will fulfill your wish.

Is it all real?

I am a dick of god,

so they called me magic dick.

Many gods before become a god,

their dick can leave their body.

To search girls and make love with them

Lieu teased White three times,

It's the same way.

That's why female monk tied their pants.

They all afraid of flying sword

coming through their pants.

Flying sword?

You mean that you can leave my body

To have good time with Lily girl?

Of course.

Really, hurry then.

Help me with that red ribbon.

Kid, is it right?

Absolutely.

Starting count down.

Ready to fire any time.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

Boys serve his country, dick without pussy

3, 2, 1

Fire

Master Wong, I solute you with this cup of wine

No more solute.

Lily girl, let's straight to the bed.

Don't be so hasty.

Smell so good.

Master Wong.

Honey, what's the matter?

Nothing, nothing, you go to sleep...

Do you need to see the doctor?

No need... you go to sleep...

What are you doing?

Cramp, my feet.

May I get you a doctor?

No need, you to to sleep, I am fine.

I am fine, you just go to sleep.

Who wrote this article? Chu ErDan.

It's him.

What are you shouting about?

Still thinking of Lily girl?

What a wonderful girl.

How can I forget her?

Big brother, You miss Lily girl.

I miss Lily girl's pussy too.

Wet, slipper and soft.

I can do anything to get in there

Too bad she is that kind of girl,

I can't own her.

Isn't you wife great?

What did you know? Man can't satisfied

Why don't you ask Master Lu Pan?

Let him help you to have both of them

Right, I almost forget, I go right away

Miss

Are you Mr. Chu.

Yes, I am.

You are wonderful man,

something strange happened.

Can you help me to solve my puzzle?

I... I don't know.

You know for sure.

Really, I don't know.

That flying object must have

something to do with you.

I... I have emergency to take care of

some other day then, excuse me.

Brother Lu

did I have fate with Lily girl?

Something bad will happen, this girl is no good

One night stand is too much.

But I can't forget her.

Yes, I can't forget her pussy too.

It's all because of you.

None of my business.

If not because of you want to eat,

you won't get that girl.

Chu ErDan, it's been a while.

I treat you as my brother.

I advise you, don't touch that girl again.

Brother Lu, I...

Who's dare to peek?

Lily, Lily,

Lily, are you all right?

What a twisted heart, brother, leave her alone.

There is no good result with her.

Brother Lu, I can help you change her.

I have told you before, you can change everything.

Only you can't changecharacter.

A woman won't change because of you.

If she do, just for temporally.

She will back in no time.

Brother Lu, please let me try.

You don't listen to me,

That's it for our brotherhood.

Magic dick, take good care of your big brother.

I know.

Sir,

Don't be afraid, I am here.

Don't you leave me, Mr. Chu.

Don't worry,

I will never leave you as long as I live.

Mr. Chu, I will be with you all my life.

No problem.

I have an idea.

What?

I didn't have a chance to free myself yet

I am dying to leave here,

I need money.

Don't worry, I will take it for you

That Master Wong want you to be his accountant

You manage all his money,

if you take it from him quietly.

We can go far away together.

I can't, this is against conscience.

Why not?

You boss are so mean.

Besides, wait till you get enough.

That means I have to sleep with other guys can yo stand it?

Of course I can't stand it.

If you can't, do something.

Okay, I will do something.

Being here alone, I was lonely.

Wen brother, this hot little girl.

I thing she want some.

How can I do?

Do you wan to do it?

Of course not

I don't wan to neither.

Look at her,

I don't have interest.

What should you do?

I don't know neither, how about you?

Why don't you just fly away?

Okay, good luck, I am leaving.

Madam Wong, how are you? What may I help you?

I have a poem, like to show you.

Being here along, I was so lonely, I am hot

What the next? What the hell is this poem?

What is really poem? Teach me how then

Madam Wong, how are you? Is it bad if Master Wong see it

Don't be afraid, he is not home why are you so afraid

No, no, madam Wong, don't

Don't Madam Wong.

Don't, Madam Wong, don't

Push it in.

It's a virgin.

Virgin again, what a luck, what a luck.

What is this, so you are not a man.

When did I say that I am a man

People come.

What about it? What about it?

Don't stop, keep on beating

Honey, you have to do it for me.

What about it?

Chu ErDan, he raped and beat me.

Let me see

I don't want ot live, let me die.

No, don't, you can't

Don't

I am innocent...

What is this, you are dead meat.

What's this got to do with me?

You are the one who raped Lin Lin and Long Long

I was born for this

It's you, all because of you.

It's all because of you.

What that noisy? Someone here to see you

Honey...

Master, thank you, thank you.

Thank you Master.

Go.

Honey... Sweet heart...

Did they torture you?

No, honey, I feel sorry for you.

Don't say that now,

all the way up here.

Let's just figure out how to

get you out of here.

What can we do?

Stop, don't yell, will you? Get back.

Honey, only brother Lu can help me now

But you just don't listen to him

So you got into this, I am scared.

That is why you were stole his judement book

That's what he afraid most

No one will die, the whole world will be mess

How to steal it?

At Satan's temple.

I don't want it.

Honey, you have to go,

I will die if you don't

If I go, he will know.

I have a way out, he wouldn't know.

Say it if you have a way out.

You just go to Satan's temple

Put your red underwear around Judge's head.

To him, woman's underwear is his nightmare

He will lose his power at least an hour

Really? You help me,

don't you afraid of Brother Lu?

I will help you,

we are in same blood

If you died, I will died for sure

Honey, hurry up then.

How dare? Who told you to put your underwear on me

Master Judge, this is for saving my husband,

please forgive me.

Your husband deserved it

Master Judge, please save him.

Please, master judge

Please save him, please

Woman, get up first.

If you don't promise me, I won't get up

Get up.

You have two underwear,

take it away...

Sorry, master Judge,

I have to save my husband.

I will return this judgement bood someday

Sorry, sorry.

Take it back...

I don't have judgement bood.

There will be no one die in this world.

The whole world will be mess then

Help, help...

Hurry up...

Good, it's so good.

If I know it, I will ask her beat you.

You wish

Chu ErDan, you got nerves.

Brother Lu, are you coming to rescue me

Give me back the judgment book, then we talk.

Hold it.

Brother Lu, it's so confused outside.

You think that I don't know.

If you save me, I will give it back to you.

You rescal,

do you believe I can make you die now?

Will you? Satan wants me die anytime.

But even he doesn't know

when I should die now

Dare you offend holy rules and want me to die right away?

I promised to get you out,

but return book first.

Is it that easy.

Not only get me out, but also revenge for me.

I want my boss, king wong, get in here.

And all his belongings.

You are dirty.

Will you help me?

Ch ErDan, it's mistake to take you as my friend.

Now I want to ask you,

will you help me?

Brother Lu,

you will die without the book.

Chu ErDan, Okay.

What?

King Wong, you torture good civilians.

Repe girls and to every bad deeds.

Besides,

you rub Chu's property with ganster.

In the name of governor,

return everything to Chu.

Take him away.

I am innocent, I am innocent.

Master... Dad...

Congratulation, Chu brother, finally get these all back.

I need your help later on.

Yes, Chu brother, you are really something

If you lead us from now on,

this town won't be the same.

It's all depend on on all your help.

Of course.

Master Chu.

What 's up.

Master,

you want me to check on Wong's wife

and his two daughter Ling Ling and

Long Long, I got it

Where are they now?

Ru I and her uncle, gone with dirty money

His wife and two daughter,

Ling Ling and Long Long

Now are begging in ChangSha.

Gorgeous, you got lots of ideas

What do you think?

I think get them three back,

tease them.

Okay, bring them back.

Come, hurry up.

Knelt down.

The world is round,

now is your turn suffer.

Master,

we didn't eat for days.

Want to eat? Great, come

Yes.

Give her ten bowl of rice, let her eat

Yes.

Eat... Swallow all.

Master Chu,

Please let go of my mom, master Chu.

Yes,

we can do anything for you.

I beg you, please.

Really?

Yes, Yes.

Okay, Lily girl,

take them both to clean.

So they can serve me well later

Okay.

You were very foxy, right?

Were you dying for fucking?

I won't promise, you ask people to beat me

Did you remember?

Forgive me, master Chu.

Now you feed up there.

I will feed down there, come

All the men in house take turn

to feed her well, Ok?

Great...

Come back, don't run.

Don't

Don't, please don't

Try to escape? Brother Wong, Chen

If you like her, you can gang rape her

We will do it then.

No, don't...

Sir, do you think its to much.

The things you did?

Mind your own business,

I have to do this

I give you all the precious things,

what do you try to do?

Master Judge.

Shut up

Chu, you got wealth and famous.

Don't build your happiness to others sorrow.

I just do whatever they did to me

No matter what, give me back the book.

If I give it back, what can I do if you turn against me?

You break your words

How about that, you increase my property ten times

I might thing about to return few pages.

You are blackmailing me.

Brother Lu, if I were you,

I think you will do the same

If you dare to do that, you will be sorry.

Sir...

Cut it out, go back to your room.

Ling Ling, Long Long.

Front... Back...

How boring.

Magic dick.

Lady, please give brother advice

He won't listen to me now.

He do with all his strength,

I will be dead

No way, there is no book now,

no one will dead

Lady, it was worse

Deceived god or ghost, is a major thing for human.

He keeps on doing this, will be punish by heaven.

What should I do?

I think you better find a chance.

Return the bood to Judge Lu.

Search... Yes...

Chu ErDan,

you have murdered Wong's, you are ruthless.

What more can you say?

I didn't, I didn't

Here are witness and prove, are you still try to get away with it?

Where is witness?

I am

I can't watch you torture three of them

So I decide to call the police

Lily girl, you are righteous,

people.

Take Chu away.

Yes.

Sir, I am innocent, I am innocent.

Master, please you have to

return all his belongings to me

I know what I should do.

But you should know what you must do

Master, What will you do then?

Somebody, save me.

What is this about?

I am regret now.

It's no use now.

You will be headed this time.

So party is over.

Will you let me go this time?

Magic dick, please don't go.

If you left, I am useless.

Sorry.

Magic dick, I won't let you go

Without the book, I will not die.

It's worse than die, I have information.

They will torture you everyday.

Beat you till you half to death, I will rather die

Magic dick, magic dick.

I don't even have a dick now,

my wife won't come to see me.

She must be gone.

Master, I know I was wrong.

I save my husband, and he got worse.

I know my mistake.

Now I return the book to you.

Hope that you can save my husband's life

I am willing to give my life for this

Hold, get down

You don't have to die for this,

don't waste your life on Chu.

Master Judge.

This is Chu's fate.

He will enjoy all the foxy ladies

and then torture to death.

Master Judge, please save him,

I beg of you.

Lady, this is god's well.

Master,

I know my husband was sin.

But I am his wife afterward.

I don't want see him like that.

Master, if I can save him,

I will do anything.

Really?

Really.

God loves his creation,

but there are rules

Win some, lose some

Although I can make exception on your husband.

Change your husband's destiny.

But it will cost you a lot.

I don't care the cost

Good, take off all your cloth

I have to use your body.

Listen well, Chu broke the commandments

To avoid hatred, I ask all the heavenly guards.

Fall uponyou, to give you some punishment.

Your suffering will deduct your husband's sin

Will you do it?

I will

Get in, let call it a day.

Let's go on tomorrow

I beg you, just kill me

I beg you.

Brother Lu, I beg of you.

Please let me die

Will do.

Where did you get this book from.

Your righteous wife, she return it.

When should I die then

One more day then you finished.

Tomorrow night they will kill you.

That's good, this is a release.

I promise your wife,

besides your death.

I can help you one more time, What is your wish

I... I want to get even

I... I want you to give my magic dick back

Okay, I will help you.

It's useless, only ten times then out of stock.

So quite, you are masturbating

Who, who is it

It's me

Magic dick

Long time no swim, I jump

I think she is almost there, retreat

Where did you go? You don't go

Chu is miss me in jail,

I want to see him

Settle me then you leave.

Okay, there is nothing you can do now.

Don't come in no matter what you hear.

Yes.

What are you try to do?

I miss you.

Give it back to me.

Okay.

What is this

This time brother Lu not only give me magic dick

He gave me another evil dick

Don't...

Don't... it's hurt, don't

Don't, please, don't treat me like this.

It's hurt, don't.

Help...

Don't... Help, don't...

It's hurt, don't... help.

Don't, don't do that...

Please don't...

Are you asking for die?

Brother Lu, you said that I am done.

I have nothing to worry about.

Please let me die

Who said you have nothing to worry about

You have a wonderful wife,

she sacrifice too much for your.

I understand

You deserve to die,

but let Lily be a widow for a life time.

This is unfair to her.

Master, forgive my wordiness.

Actually Chu is a good man

His problem is too smart.

So master, you have to take some responsibility

You are right.

Okay, I retrieve back your wisdom

Let you become yourself

We don't have to dead then

Yes.

You don't want to die, you will enjoy

Honey, honey

Honey, honey

Sweet heart, did you bring something to eat

It's great, really great, nothing changed

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing, nothing, go back to sleep

What the hell is this?

Thank you brother Lu

Hope those bad things

won't show again.

Rats.

I hit...

It's me, big brother.

I just can't leave you and her pussy.