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What do you think?

They're a little big. A little big?

Yes.

The color is modest.

Yes, the model is very long.

I like it less.

So, can I offer you the kites?

Yes. They're very nice.

They're very nice.

Ah, I see.

Ah, yes, there you go. Very good, yes.

We will try the black ones.

Okay.

J 'adore mon métier d 'opticienne.

Depuis toute petite, je suis méticuleuse et passionnée par la technique.

Mon amie et moi -même, nous avons décidé d 'ouvrir cette petite boutique d

'optique à la fin de nos études pour pouvoir être indépendantes.

Durant nos études, on n 'arrêtait pas de s 'entraider et c 'est comme ça qu 'on

est devenues super copines.

Aujourd 'hui, on se complète et on ne regrette pas du tout de s 'être

Je vais prendre un verre par la côté.

C 'est un très bon choix, vous avez très bien fait.

Je sais très bien ce que Mayline va faire dans le bar d 'à côté.

Elle est folle du patron depuis qu 'elle a constaté qu 'il avait une grosse

bite. Bah ouais, c 'est moi qui lui ai dit, je me le suis tapé lors de la fête

des voisins.

Entre vous et moi, on a toujours été super complices avec nos relations

sexuelles depuis qu 'on fait nos études.

Il nous arrive même d 'échanger les mecs et de faire des comparatifs.

Like that, you're the one with the shop next door?

Yes, we're associated with a friend.

Well, maybe I'll have to come and see you, because I think I need glasses.

No problem, whenever you want.

You need glasses? At your age? Well, yes. You know, there's no age to wear

glasses. Okay, but it would still piss me off. Me too, it would piss me off,

what am I doing?

It's more like before.

In my opinion, it's the computer in the office, it's eaten my eyes out. Yeah,

that's right, it wouldn't be any earlier, apart from looking at these two

The administration is beautiful. Yeah, you're jealous, that's all.

You know, my wife, she wears glasses.

But hey, I don't stop telling her that I find her prettier when she puts them

on. And then, when you take them off, she also takes them off when you put

on. But hey, Miro, you're hungry. Hey, Tom -Tom, finish your bread, we're

Well, listen, if I say tonight after work, is that okay? Can I come in? No

problem, come in. Well, it's like that, thank you.

You're at 3 p .m. before lunch, aren't you?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, you're right. It's funny.

There you go.

It's like a genie who never leaves his nest. He's not bad, the one who needs

nests. No, but you have to know.

Are you coming for me or are you coming to make an encounter? You're stupid,

it's for you.

I like the little opticians who are installed in the street.

Especially since my wife left me.

They often come, they come with me.

Sometimes a little too much.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

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I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you. Don't forget your glasses. Have a good day.

Goodbye.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

Please sit down, please.

What can I do for you?

Good morning, madam.

In fact, I'm coming to see if I can have my eyes checked at your place.

Normally, for that, you have to make an appointment with the ophthalmologist. I

can bandage your glasses if he assumes that you need them.

Yes, but you understand, I'm on the road, so I don't really have the time.

to make an appointment at the ophthalmologist, every time, it's at the

the day.

Well, I'll see what I can do, if it can be of any service.

It's the work medicine that pisses me off for my heavy weight permit.

I knew the troubible very well. I transported a lot of wine, so I gave him

little box of Chateau Belmiche.

And hop, he revalidated the permit for five years.

And there, they put a young asshole.

And the guy, he wants to make the guy serious.

The work medicine, if it was useful to something, it would be.

And there, what do you see?

Ah, well, there, I see a ass.

Seriously?

Yes, I'm serious.

Well, it's a H.

Ah, no, I really see a pretty ass.

For real, you don't see the H?

Yes, for real.

It's not possible, there aren't any on the board to avoid confusing with the O.

Ah, you're talking about the board. Listen, when I drive my truck, I look in

front of me.

And I don't look at the stupid signs.

And there, I see a pretty little ass.

Ah, ok, you're like that at the routards.

And there, up close, is it still as beautiful?

Well, up close, it's even prettier than from afar.

That's why with my girlfriend, we always wanted to be bosses.

To be able to have nice little moments, without asking anyone for advice.

Amen.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Amen.

Amen.

Thank you.

Did it go well?

Always great.

I even met a future client.

Oh, great.

Hello.

Is that Kimo? He doesn't know you, does he?

Who told you we were going to the church? The pastor of the church, by the

Don't you need me for the Lord?

Can I go have a little coffee?

Yes, no problem. But go slowly, or we'll kill him.

But who are you talking about?

No one. Just a little thing between us.

Well, as usual, a little bit of gourmet is still a bit dry.

Open your eyes well.

The left first.

Yes, there you go.

Then the right.

Okay. Open well. There you go. That's good.

Okay. I have the impression that you have no vision problems. So, in your

opinion, I don't need glasses?

Why not?

To look at the numbers in our work?

Well, you don't have to see everything he tells you, the one next to you.

Oh, how unfortunate!

You are certain, I have no problem with my eyes, because sometimes I see them

really blurry.

No, because you still have a nice career.

Well, if you say so.

In any case, for the eyes, for the rest, I don't know what to tell you.

The rest?

Well, yes, the rest.

You told me earlier that you were not interested in porn sites. But I didn't

tell you that porn sites didn't interest me.

I'm telling you that we have an access code to the office and that I can't go

there. Otherwise, think about it.

But listen, would it be more serious to check all this if everything works?

According to what I've been able to check through the pants, on this side,

apparently there is no problem.

But it's still better to check for vision for an optician.

But if your colleague comes back?

Don't worry about that, she too is waiting for you to do some checks.

I'm quite surprised by the proposition of the optician.

And I even find her a little arrogant.

But I'm going to prove to her that everything is going well on this side.

And I hope she doesn't have her eyes bigger than her little cat, the little

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Go away.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, please.

Did you think I had a problem?

No, not really.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry.

Whoa!

Thank you.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

One, two, three,

four.

Aww.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh my God.

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